Thread 214166191

English Art edition

*golden retriever*
thats a sexy dog
and real boyfriend material

brothers had a kid with a polish girl, a kid with a latvian girl and now hes got a slovenian girl pregnant. lad loves his eastern europeans

been getting on alright washing myself with my bucket of hot water and plastic jug since the shower stopped working. No response from landlordstein on the matter either, I might add

I thought washing myself with the jug would take longer than a shower but surprisingly it doesn't. I'm probably not as clean as I would be with a shower but it's better than nothing.

got sulphur burps fucking behenchod bitch

Trellick tower, west London

sir reeking fart

So this is it...the last /brit/

HAIL RORKE

>>214166233
Every single eastern yuro woman I've spoken to in this country has been pleasant and kind.

>>214166233
bro thinks hes a habsburg king
austro hungarian empire ahh family

oh tommy tommy!

>>214166191 (OP)
thoughts?

Sir Ben Chod

>>214166308
no I see a woman and my dick takes over those for me

>>214166308
nigerian kween sex arse

>>214166308
Don't like her but she's right, there's nothing inherently racist or extreme about flying a flag

>>214166325
*rorke turns around*

>>214166255
Brutalism was a disaster for the human race

Sir Lambswool V-Neck

>>214166292
screaming
going to send that to him

>>214166191 (OP)
Elks are so majestic
We need to bring back the megafauna Elks too

you just KNOW im going to waste today

Bus nowhere to be FUCKING SEEN as per FUCKING USUAL

kissing a filthy animal on the mouth

OwO so those morpeko users were 2000+ elo

we should have left africa as a nature reserve and just built the odd place to harvest natural resources

how much of history is made up

Just drank some coffee and now I'm even more tired. How does that work.

sitting down with a cuppa and my well-used copy of "Natives: Race & Class in the Ruins of Empire" :)

lamb chops for mister rorkeypops

loads of odd posts

>>214166417
Dunno, ask the Victors

just catching up on the last couple of threads.
quite the shocking revelation about Spainlard being a confirmed nonce. apparently some people saw it coming but i certainly did not.

>>214166417
apparently most of it was written by this lad named victor

bit late to go IKEA it'll be fucking ramming now

>>214166333
Except for, you know, that one.

>>214166417
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory

>>214166360
bro's raising the colours

Ramming Rorke in the FARTYG

>>214166425
this but Culture of Critique and Clash of Civilisations

I put it to you that you sucked off a horse

#RAPELEFTYPOPS

>>214166220
>>214166250
So pre-Norman England was clearly Orthodox and not Catholic, why is this not spoken of more often?

The Gelded Age

Thinking about Employed Woman and her gorgeous big tits

waggling my boner around

>>214166571
is it a 5 inch bwc

>>214166417
chinks believe that the entire western history is fake because they can't cope with western success

>>214166550
schizos claim that all the time

Rorke searching for old money dark academia inspiration for the autumn season

>>214166571
Why's it stuck at half mast

>>214166600
Not an argument.

>>214166565
What about her lovely little princess wand?

britain lacking any significant masters of art, music, fashion and high culture compared to france and italy solidifies our position as an inferior country

nth for the holodem

>>214166607
heard you're a nonce now

germanic peoples are best suited to protestantism anyways

thinking about poo and the act of pooing
it truly is the most pure of acts, like a covenant with god

dark macademia? no thanks but I'll take a chocolate brazil nut if you have any of those

>>214166571
tie a pink ribbon on that thing~

>>214166550
the schism between catholic and orthodox happened in 1054 only 12 years before 1066

>>214166607
And then typing “ + matalan” at the end of the search query

>>214166661
very droll

is that new mafia game any good lads? thoroughly enjoyed the other mafia games (except the one where you play as a you-know-what in the 60s)

eating some salt in vinegar

elon musk is actually based if you ask me

>>214166308
Did anyone say it was? Seems like shes jumping on the bandwagon on a pretty tame issue while ignoring how massively the tories have fucked up for the last 10years

i act like a nut so they called me macademia im cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia

>>214166687
I didn't ask
And he's not.

>>214166677
you are shitting yourself!

Business idea: an Australian wrestler named Hulk Bogan.

>>214166672
scream

>>214166705
if you can, pecan

wish i could have my willy surgically reshaped into a USB so i could have sex with electronic instruments

>>214166710
Nhhhhhhh

>>214166722
ummy

>>214166707
Go and fuck yourself

Is there anything more gay than the different branches of Christianity
>noooo it’s the son the father and Holy Ghost
>ahhhhh sybau nigga it the mother the son and the Holy Spirit
Splitting hairs over some weirdo bullpoo
I don’t get the appeal

>>214166741
*poos on your head, sucks it back up and poos on your head again*

Mad?

holy moly me oh my
you're the apple of my eye

It’s so unbelievably over

playing cup head

A Boris import nattering away in some gobbledygook language, loudspeaker of course, in the quiet carriage

Remarkable how

>>214166744
ebonics award

>>214165776
No it isn't. It's returning to a more natural level. Mass immigration is a genocidal weapon.

>>214165792
Because the jewish capitalists and elites want a shapeless brown mass to rule over as slave drivers. Japan fought with National Socialist Germany against plutocratic capitalism and our elites have never forgiven them for that.

Blackrock and co literally want to turn the planet into an Indian slum. That is their vision of the future. A shapeless, faceless, stupid mass of mulatto peons.

This would mean the absolute end of intelligent life on this planet.

>>214166761
Immature

>>214166774
gfberg keeps obsessing over bollocks like this
tiktok has done a number on gen alpha

>>214166774
dis nigga gon die

>>214166777
ktim about 5 years ago

Got catberg doing a jig

full day off with ample time to play all the games i want
already half twelve and i've done none of that

Know your worth, love your girth <3

>>214166308
During the world cup, no. But during when asylum seekers hotels are being vandalised all over the country and anti-immigration protests ramping up, maybe at the least most likely yes

>>214166784
Give it a rest 2016mong

>>214166812
eat him

>>214166774
thats makeup to cover up the bruising from all the backhanders he's giving leftypol gimps lol

>bullpoo
hs?

>>214166774

6 more months

mental how much of a faggot you look if you try to wear more than the most basic matalan or next clothing outside of london

>>214166784
>This would mean the absolute end of intelligent life on this planet.
but what about the capitalists and elites

had half a bottle of vodka and 4 tins of beer last night and i feel RANK

>>214166779
boriswave was the biggest betrayal of all time

>>214166826
um

>>214166824
take the hint. people have had enough

>>214166799
My gf is the same, had to hear it all during the election and I told her Trump was going to win and she never believed me

>>214166843
spotted the insecure little chav runt

>>214166705
thank you for supporting the australian nut industry

women wear really baggy jeans or skin tight gym leggings

i have to use other flags because my uk flag vpns are broken btw

>>214166844
Capitalism is a system of the lowest common denominator. It produces no aristocrats, no great men. It recognises no principle of evolution or biological progress. Just as a parasite dies when its host dies, so too would capitalism.

awooga bridal dress

>>214166855
i love you umposter i want to hug you tight under the covers and feel you squirm and pull your underwear down with my left hand and guide myself into you with my right

>>214166826
why

>>214166846
You need to eat properly during/after a sesh to avoid 90% of a hangover.

Me

>>214166869
its true. yeah you can wear what you want but you'll look bad unless you're living in a place where everyone does that

islam is right about women

>>214166687
Think hes a mong but at least he allows right wing wrong think to have a forum

might take a helicopter trip to the isle of wight

My vagina hurts a little this morning, I think my period might be on its way

dick cheese to diary glaciers pipeline

>>214166934
spotted the incel

>>214166934
Mouths here if you need it

>>214166911
>everyone around me dresses like shit so i have to dress like shit too to fit in

>>214166917
Islam isn’t right about anything and if you think any of it makes sense you need a kick up the arse. Australians are such nasty people

200 IQ
200 inch cock
200k salary

erm... ok

>>214166944
why would your mouth help in this situation

>>214166772
>says she'll watch and cheer CCGG's concerts on her final Fauna collabs with the girls
>streams on the second day of the concert
This tapir's sense of optics I swear, GG even shouted her out during her first 3D live like she said she would

have a yeast infection in my arse

>>214166968
Dracula of fanny

mare fucker sexo

>>214166940
You’re right I’ve never had a boyfriend ;x
>>214166944
Will you be gentle? My clit is throbbing…

>>214166799
>gen alpha
um...

have you ever ate a girls pussy on her period? i have it's grim

>>214167001
>My clit is throbbing
Really? So's mine...

It’s sad what is happening to the world. Sometimes I have a little cry for all the animals suffering, all the sea life choking on plastic, little wee once happy animals born to live with nature disabled and mutialted for what? The biomass…. Makes me so sad what we have done to this world sometimes, all for a few billionaires to live their little selfish lives.

>>214166956
fush n chups bru

just saved the world

sexually pleasing a huge black bbc

>>214167015
No you haven’t. Be quiet.

>>214167019
sorry but are you not also living your selfish little life?

>>214167020
stayvuhn

>>214167019
>skeeeeee bidibadabop...skidikapopop

always felt im more of a tom than a jerry

>>214167034
>>214167041

>>214167034
girls

>>214167019
so funny to think how many billionaires are obsessed with achieving immortality and yet none of them ever will and their legacy will be a historical footnote of greed just like any tyrannical emperor who ever lived

wouldn't actually mind a /brit/ gf
do quite enjoy the bollocks posted here

hang on, I just realised you can bet on an own goal NOT to happen in a match on bet365
given how rare own goals are, i can just bet no on own goals on all matches today and its an almost certain return
have i just cracked betting, is there anything wrong with that?

>>214167037
0 replies

>>214167061
>so funny to think how many billionaires are obsessed with achieving immortality
you mean like 5 of them?

>>214167064
Only so many jokes about spaedo and biomass I can stand before someone gets a slap

>>214167041
some people have sex rorke if you don't like this fact you may go to /britfeel/ where all the no pussy getting incels hang out

>>214166904
fucking UM

George Lincoln Rockwell had insane physiognomy.

>>214167090
No need to have an emotional breakdown because we don’t believe you’re larp fatty

>>214167107
no he didnt
gay ahh nigga talmbout some physiognomy

>>214167087
how many billionaires are there? like a few hundred? and that's just the ones who are open about it, pretty large percentage actually

>>214167076
the odds would be so poor value that one own goal would make you lose all your small gains

just thinking about little /brit/posters toiling today
in the office with their little shirts on

>>214167130
about 3,000 apparently

>>214167108
that's a yes then
sorry to say it but if you're not living a life you enjoy, then it's probably your fault
daydreaming about an entirely different organisation of society is just a cope

>>214167144
Mummy ironed mine

"I cant win" and "im not good enough" are just opinions

>>214167130
thats less than 2%

>>214167151
i reckon all of them are looking into immortality whether they'll admit it or not

>>214167130
no, there's thousands of billionaires mate

listening to manchild by sabrina x

>>214167168
thanks for that mr bartlett

>>214167154
Sorry did I ask for your little smarmy paragraph? Can I just get some shit off my chest without some slimy faggot looking for a debate?

>>214167171
>>214167173
i think you're being wilfully obtuse

>Allan Barton - The Antiquary
My new favourite YouTube channel

I have 255 shuckle candy so far but im not going hard on catching them yet...

MI5 scientists squeezing my testicles with a nut cracker to turn me into a super soldier

>>214167188
You don't seem like a very nice person.

>>214167194
you want a month in the hole, dufresne?

>>214167211
leaked evidence

CIA black gunpowder 9/11 Joe Biden icecream

i will have sex with sabrina

Noooo you can’t feel sorry for animals and the earth because you participate in the society that you were born into despite taking no part in the decision making process

>>214167115
mental how you think that because you are a smelly bedroom dwelling incel and can't have sex that nobody has sex

Ayup, Danny

''Rate my takeaway''

Is not happy with the quality of the fish
Its not good

But like our friend GARY EATS say
Let 's have a

GO!

>>214167226
i want a month in your hole

>>214167249
>despite taking no part in the decision making process
why live if you don't believe in free will at all

>>214167215
I’m not looking for your affection mate x

>>214167037
>black bbc
tautology

society improver sex arse

rape my takeaway

Roooooooarr! how was that? show me your erection!?

he's riled up i can sense it

>>214167258
No I think people have sex, I just don’t think that YOU have sex. Sorry. Your tantrum is just proving me right.

>>214167272
I’m talking about the decisions in how society is set up. Yeah let’s ship a ton of plastic from china and wrap every product in plastic including food and then dump it all in a tip somewhere in town. Plastic barely existed 50 years ago, it’s all happened so quickly.

>>214167311
called it

>>214167300
howling

>>214167311
humiliated that gimp

>>214167300
tautology

shelldor is on rotation on this new events rewards boys
need to go get your cloysters. it is a OP Pokemon

>>214167300
poo laughing my head off

Don't understand why Europeans were so desperate for spices when they had garlic from the beginning

I bet /trv/ was sick when you could talk about prostitutes and shit on there

International Jewish Finance

throwing plastic bags in the ocean

Kitty Lea and Emma Frain were very underrated as Page 3 girls

Lucy Pinder was overrated

Michelle Marsh was the undisputed Queen

>>214167415
more biomass, more line go up

>>214167366
Mental how cloyster is literally just a vagina and they got away with putting it in the game

>>214167426
based. fuck them whales
and oysters

>>214167206
>>>/vp/

>>214167415
Japan's nominal gdp is lower than it was in 1995 and they haven't all starved to death and started living in mud huts again

Morning team. How are we all this morning?

>>214167188
yep just as I thought
you're a venomous little twerp
you earned your lot in life pal

>>214167426
amateur hour over here
*pulls up with a boot full of car batteries*

>>214167455
They're richer per capita now

>>214167459
Couldn't wank and now my bus is late.

yesterday morning I caught two ditto on my walk (the walk before the walk)
im trying to do walks and then come home and manage to get myself back out in an hour

>>214167445
didn't age well

Training with the Galapagos turtle hermit in order to be come a Galapagos Warlord

>>214167442
You don't see many nationalists talking about the Kalergi Plan these days compared to a decade ago but it's blatantly true.

>>214167445
Thing is he's right

>>214167455
yet

and yesterday I evolved my goodra finally :)
very good Pokemon. and 15/15/12

euurhh bru stop throwung plistic bigs in the ocean

>>214167445
Farage is such a vile little cockroach and is the sole reason why this country is fucked. Every right-wing movement he always makes sure to strangle out and make all about himself then fucks off.

Told AIBerg I run a fake recycling company that gets paid to take e-waste and batteries that I dump in a local pond

You now remember Alex Zane and RudeTube

>>214167445
Farage was pumped up by the BBC to kill off the BNP.

poo

ROAR

poo

ROAR

>>214167516
Hope you're joking

>>214167507
what Pokémon would you give backshots

>>214167530
your mum gets pumped up by the BBC every night

nothing more cringeworthy than hearing people with bog standard white collar jobs using gay little abbreviations and acronyms in everyday conversation, as if everyone knows about their gayspeak

>yeah so our VP sat in on our teams call with the DL and MN and this YTS girl accidentally CX'd her HB so now there's a big inquiry lol

Tragic case of twink death

>>214167543
fucking done him

>>214167542
ninetails

>>214167530
how would that kill the BNP?

Phantom time conspiracy theory is a pseudohistorical conspiracy theory first asserted by Heribert Illig in 1991. It hypothesizes a conspiracy by the Holy Roman Emperor Otto III and Pope Sylvester II to fabricate the Anno Domini dating system retroactively, in order to place them at the special year of AD 1000, and to rewrite history[1] to legitimize Otto's claim to the Holy Roman Empire. According to this scenario, the entire Carolingian period, including the figure of Charlemagne, is a fabrication, with a "phantom time" of 297 years (AD 614–911) added to the Early Middle Ages.

>>214167543
well thats commiemong done then

>>214167525
> Faris Alexander Albayaty

>>214167445
mad how much safer poland is than britain these days
nice one nigel

>>214167540
About which part?

>>214167561
get in

got called bearer of the curse in majula earlier

got some fucked up chatgpt cake in the oven
will be scranning it all in approx 40 minutes

I need to jerk off again

>2009
>Finish school at 3:30
>Head home with the lads and pick up a Nuts/Zoo/FRONT/FHM on the way home as well as some sour skittles, McCoys and Lucozade
>Have a wank when you get in
>Hop on MW2 and play until bed

TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK

>>214167606
No you don't

cupping a fart and holding it while I imbue ki energy into it so I can launch it like a kamehameha

don't wake Vinnie, he's sleeping

>>214167612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyNnm0lwBw

>>214167605
There's a million cake recipes out there and you asked ChatGPT? Grim

>>214167612
unc all nostalgic

>>214167549
Ok Rorke you’re setting about being unemployed we get it

yesterday I was in bed and randomly tried to vomit and got a pain in my right side laying on my right side

>>214167612
:(

>>214167634
dont have all the right ingredients so i just tell it what ive got in the cupboard and it makes up some shite

>>214167630
Banger
This featured heavily in my music rotation during my indie phase
As well as https://youtu.be/QRR_pvZcu-o?si=0PzStCN9KTTLybVE

>>214167644
nobody cares about your 10p-above-minimum-wage job in the call centre, james

>>214167654
*touches your cock*

Gonna make you an appointment for a follow up just to see how you're getting on

>>214167612
for me it was Skyrim

i faked two days of sickness to play it when it first came out and i must've put 500+ hours into it in the first month

>>214167612
Alri granddad

supporting the greece slop industrial complex by ordering a gyros today

yeah it is very sexual

Medieval leftypol absolutely desperate for some eastern spices

Medieval Rorke onion and garlicmaxxing

>>214167566
Because Farage was given air time to bash the EU and foreigners in general but never say anything about race, banks or Israel

The bankers, the bonuses

>>214167718
fan guilty yeah? the newspaper the judge now is it?

>>214167738
The Tories the Tories the Tories

Rorke rubbing 4 in 1 face, hair, body and drain cleaner through his rapidly receding hairline

>>214167758
LOL

If all the Eton Tories went to Harrow School and comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually.

whens the Monster Raving Loony Party gonna overtake Labour in the polls

>>214167758
ktim

rorkes da getting a baldy in lockdown and never going back

Your balding jokes are growing thin

leftypol comically slipping on the banana peel rorke deviously placed

farming aura in my bathroom mirror

why don de goverment admet dey jus goh et wrooong

>>214167758
*brutally rapes and kills your mother*

I don't like nostalgia anymore
It was nice for a time, but now I feel like it paralyses me and stops me from doing anything in the present

Rorke looking at his Norwood IV in the mirror like “a bit of Alpecin Caffeine Shampoo will sort this right out”

>>214167816
explains an awful lot

>>214167758
they got 8 in 1 now

word is, ocario is back

rorke sitting down on his creaky gaming chair with half of the cheap leather peeling off

you dont have cancer, do you?

NEW

>>214167865
>>214167865
>>214167865

that post wasnt me

>>214167870
>>214167870
>>214167870

>>214167868
ktim

Both early, those threads should be deleted post-haste and their OPs banned for three days.

>>214167758
Bruce with the 1-2 gut punch to Rorke's swelling midriff

>>214167282
Hamas plapmeat

>>214167282
Over 18 you say? Great