Thread 214167870

it's hot edition

um

>>214167870 (OP)
cor blimey

oy guvna got your loisens and ID? This is a wanker website saar, redeem your identity or we'll send the bloody coppers you vpn fairy

NO melties allowed

breaking british laws by having a good day

>>214169209
p sc i a n f

Good afternoon to all Fascists and National Socialists.

>>214169291
Hot

last thread: the r9k freaks accuse you of what they are guilty of
remember that time they got images banned from the thread? or when they shit up the thread (after a long series of shitting up different threads) to try and make me look like the bad person? the group of people. and they STILL lost
they arent worth the time and no one else cares. the absolute state of the last thread

so thats been 2 melties today by confirmed nonces upset at being rightfully called nonces
(spaino and mousenonce)

My brother needs to take the fucking hint and stop trying to talk to me

>>214169294
SCREA

Emeritus professor of /brit/ psychology and schizoid personalities

>>214169301
Kier starmer sized fists on this fella

mousey is the only decent person on /brit/ at the moment
the rest of you are some of the most boring unlikeable scum of the earth shit for brains lowlife cretins on the planet

might be on all football matches to have no own goals every day this week and keep betting my winnings on it to see how far i get

>>214169301
I am a fascist Christian. Do you consider me an enemy? As I know you do not like Christianity.

walking around the local park snatching pigeons out of the air and biting their heads off

Mental how literally every day now there's a story which makes you want to scream.

Land of the pee, home of the poo

>>214169337
>makes you want to scream.
what's funny about this?

>>214169336
alri catberg

Rain coming soon. Summer drawing to a close. You know what that means? Waxed jackets. Brushed shetlands. Brogues.

get the same webms of brown people posted, make nonce allegations, share bbc news screenshots

>>214169321
its the Discord
"most of the thread" is his new "no one likes you" where he thinks his opinion = everyones, because its his Discord. the same as they do with reports and the like

>>214169291
life imitates art

>>214169337
screaming

>>214169349
clown world

bad news i got a boner from a naked pic of a gay male
its over

so toby just flat out denies he didnt spam and shit up threads for years despite everyone here being there for it. he truly is a schizo freak lol

>>214169337
stop reading the news then you fucking retard

>>214169337
Doesn’t make me want to scream. I couldn’t give a fuck maybe you should copy me. Sitting in your mums house as a grown man no money no mates no bitches on your dick and you’re raging about some Hmo on the other side of the country lmaoooo

>>214169304
I’m sorry but do you seriously not realise that 90% of the thread hates you? Stop coping pretending it’s “r9k” or “spainparasite” or “yank on a vpn”, assimilate the fact that you are not well liked here

>>214169395
That's even worse. You have to be aware of this stuff.

>>214169381
screaming like a feral nigger and pulling my hair out whilst listening to this

>>214169295
You don't even know what any of those words mean.

>>214169381
JOHN MADDEN

at least I will go outside and get a gf while you all sit in here all day and waste the days without getting a gf already at 30

>>214169362
rains frequently in the summer in britain
you are clearly a fake british person

>>214169393
To be honest he was probably experiencing psychosis/was high for most of it so he probably genuinely doesn’t realise how much he spammed this place

LAUNCH THE /brit/CORD

>The Home Office houses approximately 28,000 asylum seekers in 6,000 HMOs in England. They are a go-to for low-paid migrant workers and vulnerable people the council or state has a duty to shelter – the mentally unwell, ex-convicts, addicts, the homeless. Although the overall official number is falling, illegal bedsits are widespread: in 2023, councils calculated that at least 159,340 tenants were living in such unlicensed properties.

>In Perivale, freshly shorn privet and Golf-cloistering drives repeatedly give way to scruffier addresses, all pebbledash crumbs and weeds reaching through cracks in crazy paving. Outside one, a satellite dish and computer chair are fly-tipped on the pavement. At another, there are six pigeonholes for each “flat” crammed into a three-bedroom house. Tenants are charged £1,200 a month. Some of the landlords are investors based as far away as New York.

No political solution. No democratic solution.

>>214169412
fucking retard
goy tier human being

>>214169250
Well he did speak to Levy and had agreed personal terms, so was happy enough to sign for them if Arsenal didn't make a bid

>>214169362
>Brogues
Ah yes shoes with holes in them will be great for the rain

just 100% trolling all day long
enjoy pissing all over each other's feet and playing with each other's feces like the load of retards you are

>>214169450
give them homes and 18 year old girlfriends

mouseys posts about his inventions and theories are some of the most goated brit posts of all time

nephew has been taking the mick a bit too much lately. Asking me where my girlfriend is at the family dinner, telling me I am old, tried bonding with the little runt by playing fortnite with him but I died quickly and he laughed at me. Not happy

>>214169337
That would be a capitalist issue but yeah let's vote reform turbo capitalists

Life drawn on like so much fabric unstitched, its thread and down resting atop the dresser's hand like so much false cloth.

But to what end, Toby? A finer pinprick it would be for god to purpose me a soldier, a labourer, in his general weave. Why then must I wait the cut - more full I'll be with Earth stuffed

>>214169461
You don't know what brogueing is do you.

>>214169450
>councils calculated that at least 159,340 tenants were living in such unlicensed properties.
Gosh i wonder who owns these places...

rorke's gone brogue

I look like this and say this

I’m focusing on money first.
Once I’m up then I’ll get a gf

>>214169473
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/bomb/username/spamiam/filter/text/

>>214169475
Deck him

>>214169475
damn unc

Millions must be deported.

>>214169291
this is worse than ai shit made by racists

i dont think im attractive
but then girls seem to like me well enough
but then girls have no taste in men and 90%+ of men are just ugly
and then i see a photo of myself and im ugly af
but then i see myself getting with these fit girls
but then i see fit girls with ugly guys
so i have no idea how any of this works despite being i my 30s

pol-lite thread

>>214169454
If you're ignorant of it, it's worse.

You have to know this stuff so you can accept the necessary solutions

>>214169513
ummo

>>214169461
How else would you get your feet in?

>>214169522
blog on

>>214169475
shove your hands down the back of his chinos and slide a finger up his tight little bum thatll sort him

>>214169531
hows the war in Russia/Gaza going for you

>>214169521
That stuff is usually made by a black cock obsessed belgian poster

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best ive ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
when people run in circles its a very very mad world

Starting to think indians are the biggest biomass plague and not blacks

>>214169371
I wonder what would make them the most bored
we can try not responding to them at all but they seem to enjoy tickling each other's taints by posting the most braindead crap over and over again

Get em eaten

bad luck leftypol.. but the chud gets the girl

>>214169570
tarq slop

>>214169539
Shut up dad

Still in bed hungover so much for the bank holiday

>>214169564
Give it a rest mate, you're here doing this every day

Um there are Sverigetråden threads on the log

remember sitting on the edge of my bed crying to where is the love by black eyed peas when I was a young lad

>>214169577
twilight is the worst of the six

>>214169564
They're up there.

>>214169597
UM sorry I meant there are 23 on the log

You will find your real love and get married in the recent two years if you can try your best to maintain a relationship.

>>214169602
Bet your parents thought you pissed it

im not a pedophile

love wearing pyjamas instead of sleeping in underwear but I have to admit that it's impossible to look shaggable in checked pyjamas

>>214169612
why is your 4chan bent

stop fucking posting ponies youre going to make me wank again

>>214169602
Bit of a mong were you?

>>214169612
*janny closes his eyes and starts whistling a tune*

>>214169641
UM

>>214169628
i keep me boxers and tshirt on when i go to sleep

>>214169623
Didn't say you were

p sc i a n f

Bank holiday wasted

>>214169650
hi

>>214169617
you dont know that and saying such things makes me think youre trying to manipulate it. and you arent going to be doing that in my (or in that scenario if it happens our) best interest

>>214169673
hi x

>>214169677
MOUSENONCE CANT YOU EVER NOT BE NEGATIOVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR RIDICULOUS LIFE
STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE

p sc i a b m n f

https://www.xvideos.com/video.hvecvif113c/homeless_twink_sucked_dick_and_gets_ass_fucked_for_money

good video this

that post was clearly a manipulation though

>>214169646
people killing people dying
children hurting can you hear them crying?
wont you practice what you preach and turn the other cheek?
where is the love the love the love

>>214169685
my toes curled when you replied
what does that mean

>>214169702
fucking UM

mad how it's considered a power move to shag someone's mum but it's also considered cucked to shag a single mother
it's one of those cognitive dissonances that doesn't get addressed as much as perhaps it should

Jordan Peterson Vs Zizek Part 2 Fire in the Booth | 4K HD Remix

>>214169702
is it
is it really

>>214169710
UM x

This country is an absolute insane asylum. Literally every fucking day there is some new horror story.

Nordicist National Socialism is the only possible salvation.

>>214169718
>it's real

>>214169702
errr... thats ... gay porn... matey....

mad how people make online news articles to generate outrage and then people view it and get outraged and send it around the internet generating ad revenue

>>214169291
>>214169334
Beautiful SA culture

>>214169708
Whore cares who cares who cares who cares who cares who cares

>>214169725
do something about it instead of blogging on here all day stfu

>>214169702
Says i need to verify my age

>>214169476
Leftists say this but do nothing to stop it since it's "racist" to oppose immigration.

>>214169714
no because that other person was already done with them
if you are the same age as your friend and theyre like a bro then fucking the mom is more about that instead of a "power move" and just makes yousort of like their dad. if they arent your bro then thats cucked

I'm looking for an insane asylum
I am an insane asylum seeker

started being more bold in the opening line on the apps with how much I almost get stuck staring at them or their chebs and that pretty much allows me to filter extra quickly since they'll make it instantly known if they are interested or not

reckon ive finally run out of posts to make
this is it lads
farewell

>>214169779
p sc i a d n f

Th'eternal drummer, who dressed in procession leads us all to slumber; what do they know?

Say, Toby, is it fair that one should eat and another rot? Another be eaten and another not? Dream those who oft find in state of nature their fill of reward everlasting. But all go, into that looming yard by which the industry of his beneficent plan works, the sawmill turning lumber unto the world anew - will I rest so, or in death find birth continued?

Spare thee Toby, we tarry and onwards must match. To hell I climb, to heaven pass

>>214169757
I mean, yeah, it's both. What now?

>>214169779
noooo dont leave me

tara was much fitter than carly. carly wasn't even fit.

Wholesale sterilisation of Africa and India or White genocide. Your choice.

eating cosmic rays

leftypol calling you an extremist if you think it's not a great idea to bring in a million new immigrants every year into a country with crumbling infrastructure and widespread social discontent

>>214169794
>>>pol/ please

might go to the range

just remembered I made a thread on another board. Gonna check it it got any replies brb

>>214169794
why stop at india and africa tho

Biomass bastards

>>214169770
Cackling manically in my cell ward

>>214169789
National Socialism

India already got "wholesale" sterilized like 80 years ago or something

Everyone on benefits is useless and should be ground into mince meat

>>214169513
Truly one of the greatest minds of /brit/

get the brown biomass herded into abandoned coal mines and sealed up

seen the cafe on my road buying shopping bags full of stolen food from the local scagheads might report them to the police it's not on

>>214169766
yankified cretin

>>214169812
True, true.

>>214169844
Includes you then doesn't it

I have come up with a new bomb design for the MI5 by the way. this one shoots out red hot crystals with the explosion....based

lining up all the wogs at an active volcano and pushing them in one by one

hello my british friends
how well known is the musician david tibet considered to be in the uk?

4chan isn't made for a sincere sensitive soul such as me yet, it's the only social media website I seem to enjoy despite it being a shadow of its former self and becoming obsessed with trannies, indians, politics, flavour of the week scapegoating etc

>>214167870 (OP)
>the ice cream dripping down her hand
imagine that was cum

>>214169881
They're not interested apparently

>>214169883
asg

>>214169291
beautiful. diversity is our strength

just put the fries in the bag

get the brown biofuel atomised into gas and used to power our appliances

Hello sirs
Good evening

hope everything's good in your lives :D
what are you lads up to today

Jewish imported bio weapons

>>214169906
yeah not even interested about my bombs anyway. thats how much I need methamphetamine. cant even prove that they want me to make a timer/rig to send to them as a prototype, cant finish anything

>>214169810
so many fitties there

manufacturing outrage

bit worried I might’ve scratched my car when I was driving last night but I’m too scared to go check

I would also try to come up with something to solve the drone problem

>>214169945
Seems like 100 years ago now.

>>214169885
you started posting here merely a few months ago. you seem like a teenager, or just kind of low IQ, not that i find all your posts disagreeable, just often poorly thought out

da keeps having a piss in the outside drain and it stinks

can rent an appartment in corfu for 2 months and it's only €1000

is it cringe if i go there alone just to go hiking in the hills and riding bikes around the trails? i feel like since i'll mostly be out in the middle of nowhere i won't seem too much like a loner freak

>>214169992
what are we meant to be seeing

might rewatch shrek. seems like it had an unwarrantedly large cultural impact for a film i've seen several times but still barely remember

>>214170013
nothing wrong with that at all have go have fun and let loose a little

>>214170013
major rapist vibes from this post

Literally want to turn us into human cattle

>>214169577
>>214169607
>>214169825
Die out

>>214170031
shrek is love shrek is life xD

You stupid Fascist cockwomble

imagine being above only pedophiles

uh oh dtfic megamelty

>>214170031
shrek 2 is the best

Feel a cold coming on :'<

>>214169984
ive been on 4chan since 2007. I dont give a fuck what you think mate. I can imagine your pronounced brow and under bite, you must be a legit dumb fuck for trying to gauge IQ off of effort put into 4chan posts

imagine my shock when i turned up at the podiatrist convention with my veracrypt NAS
i looked like a fool

>>214170107
calm down unc

mental how many similarities me and shrek have except i have a dog instead of a donkey and i live in carlisle instead of the swamp

what's that one bit of kino that you think about often but no one else knows about?

>>214170107
you was born in 2007 you big wet wipe

part of the "human capital", as they say it

Rotting biomass mulch

the scrandemic

>>214170123
the godfather

girlfriendberg just brought me a sandwich so that's nice
might have a nice cup of tea with a nice cake afterward

part of the ''human centipede'', as they say it

though I do feel for the victim in that I am sorry

>>214170141
pengaleng

>>214170154
hope this particular victim is above the age of 12 this time :/

>>214170141
wtf is this

>>214170141
Can't imagine how much sodium is in that scran

>>214169291
where do blacks in Britain come from? africa or solely caribbean?

got no energy no matter how much sleep i get

umm mod, his post wasn't well thought out, though not entirely disagreeable, by my calculations *pushing up glasses* pi to the square root of the speed of light, he must be of low simian intelligence, in other words, a ban is necessary to ensure 4chan is facilitating the brightest of intellectuals

>>214170147
kill her

get the scran scranned
get the scran digested
get the waste pooed out
get the toilet flushed

>>214170184
you sperging out only proves him right

and more

Ok I will eat it!!

>>214170186
SIR YES SIR

>>214170182
unsealed portal to the shadow dimension

>>214170123
an anal scene she did 20 years ago

>>214170182
carribbean and african
windrush and their children plus nigerians that came after

mad how most femoids still support their demonic overlords

why does rorke do nothing about the you know what problem

>>214170206
wtf

murder every single person you know

>>214170206
>Kiev

>>214170206
*kyiv

>>214170206
its kyiv, chuddie

>be me
>be straight
>be alcoholic
>black out
>have random men come up to me and say we made out
FFS LADS

>>214170240
why

he's (me) here haha

>>214170232
the wasps in the loft?

got called an alt-lite cuck down home bargains

Some brands do actually call them chicken kyivs here now.

>>214170206
This is what I'm hoisting St. George's flags up a lamp post for

>>214170178
?

got called a spineless neolib down b&m lads

>>214170219
are they different? and do brits see them differently? or arr rook same?

favourite building in england, lads?

>>214170206
Cheese and garlic
Topped with cheese and garlic
Does foodage get any better???

at the end of the day we just want to get our cocks sucked and wanked

ummm mods, he's going off the 4chan script, he isn't posting the brown people webms, he isn't posting bbc news articles, he hasn't posted a single twitter screenshot, no mentions of national socialism... omdz we got a free thinker here

if im racist why do i not mind chinese people

>>214170317
i WILL be doing the sucking and wanking thank you very much hun.

ngl keen for chrissie so I can go back home and go on a bender with the boys haha

scranning a double decker

got called a fanny loving hetero at the 50-man pissgape orgy

need my dick sat on at the tip while she just does whatever and I will sit there

>>214170307
suppose they're different but I don't care
same way I zone out when a subcontinental talks about being bangladeshi or pakistani or gujarati
all wogs at the end of the day

>>214170348
>chrissie
>not chrimbo
what kind of aussie are you?

>>214170141
You are one vile bastard

>>214170307
accents are different, caribbean will usually have dreds more often, nigerians will keep it nappy or have a black american style

>>214170345
my kind of guy

Angela Rayner’s allies have been forced to defend her purchase of an £800,000 seafront home against accusations that it was hypocritical.

Sources close to the Deputy Prime Minister insisted that she needed the three-bedroom flat in Hove as a base while working in London.

They said she was paying the correct amount of council tax on the flat in the East Sussex resort – her third home, alongside a constituency house and a grace-and-favour London property.

>>214170141
Get the tablet on a tripod loaded up with Gary Eats for this one mate....

>>214170378
chrimbo is some made up internet faggot shit to appeal to yanks online like drop bears

need to work on being a better boyfriendt. brb

>>214170378
chrissie rolls off the tongue and is far cheekier which describes my planned cheeky and devilish antics of obliterating vodka cruisers and cocaine hehe

never heard of "chrissie"
that is unbelievably gay

crocs and socks :)

>>214170424
banter though innit

>>214170424
she on a small boat to meet the mandem.
Zeidy was this a banger or no?

>>214170424
mad how she's moved in just two minutes walk from my house

You fucked a dawg?

i said my piece, chrimbo

doing rorke stuff haha x

>>214170206
>Kiev
What the fuck?

>>214170424
Fat cunt sailing to freedom, leaving her compatriots behind

love kievs me
probably my favourite british food

>>214170445
not sure if you guys remember it prior to your societal adoption of islam but its that big to do it December x

>>214169291
such walkability

australians like to act big online but if you try even 1% to overpower and rape them they'd melt like butter and let you have your way with them
t. knower

might go make coffee, then suck it

mum says we’re getting pizza tonight
Does she not know mans trying to cut

>>214170535
Rape's a criminal offence FYI

>>214170424
Mental how quickly the "proud working class" fold as soon as they start earning a bit of scratch

>>214170551
simply untrue

>>214170424
this rank foul estate scum slag is deputy PM
don't tell me social mobility is dead

>>214170553
From council estate to manor estate

>>214170424
Don't see any problem with this. Can't stand the hag, but so what if she's bought a holiday home?

crawling along on all fours at the dog park eating the bags of poo

I wanna go to a sauna but I don’t want to go to one where I’m gonna get bummed but how would you even know

>>214170575
>manor estate
It's a flat calm down lad

>>214170542
ktim!

most black people are actually bronze

>>214170618
wtf is that

>>214170602
Ambition knows no ken

neighbour shouted at me for smoking in the garden again :(

>>214170601
could go and ask in the finnish thread

>>214170648
smoking what?

>>214170662
cock

crushing up broken glass and pouring it down my japs eye

>>214170662
Fags

>>214170636
Has Nigel criticised her for buying a flat though?

>>214170630
coffee beans ground by hand using a mortar and pestle

>>214170601
omds rorke no ones going near that grotty hairy poory arse of yours

>>214170636
It's because she's supposedly left wing

>>214170662
rape bastard pack

naked boobies

>>214170636
If you're poor and criticise the rich they call it 'class warfare' and 'the politics of envy'. If you're rich and criticise the rich they call you a champagne socialist.

>>214167870 (OP)
Made for BBC only

>>214170694
You poor thing
Would you like me to buy you a hand grinder

NEW

>>214170728
>>214170728
>>214170728

sucking on titties

>>214170693
Also it's not comparable because Farage and Boris did other things prior to be politicians
All she did was lie on her back, let some mong spaff his beans up her muff, then she became an MP

>>214170732
no thanks i enjoy grinding by hand to keep my hand muscles active

All the world's to gain, and the common share elected justly mine - my wealth a patronage to fortune's claim, so shall I be richer than the passing sands in time's hourglass