Thread 214170728

Carnarvon Castle edition

RAPE RORKE

poo smells lmao

>>214170728 (OP)
one day i will visit wales

>>214170727
And both are true

I said im sucking on titties

>>214170768
That’s ok we’re full

Irrevocably bored

>>214170728 (OP)
get the boat niggers houses there now

Incel walk tonight perhjaps but I'm scared

>>214170790
whats to be scared of lad

>>214170790
imscared walk more like haha!

>>214170805
Niggers and pikies lad

>>214170728 (OP)
it's caernarfon you anglo CHUD

girls be like
>ohh yes you can suck my tits but kiss my lips is a big no no

I'm not scared of anybody because I live in a safe community and also I am good a fighting

>>214170728 (OP)
Went there for my birthday once. Very nice little pub nearby too

>>214170839
leftist '''men''' are happy to be cuckold orbiters

>>214170840
I'll suck the tit if she provides the milk

>>214170839
leftists are cucks

>>214170839
based Mamdani also proves women don't care about muscle

did you have an everything shower today?

>>214170852
Did anyone fucking ask

>>214170823
No it isn't? Odd thing to say

>>214170874
what does that mean?

>>214170874
going to shower yeah

Do you like my art lads

>>214170878
*chucks you off the battlements for daring to speak to me *

>>214170881
oh yes it is

politics aside, rayner and phillips are utterly vile specimens of womanhood

>>214170890
An everything shower is a TikTok-popular self-care ritual that transforms a standard shower into an indulgent, head-to-toe pampering session, combining hair treatments, body exfoliation and shaving, skin masking, and extensive moisturizing in one lengthy, luxurious session to promote relaxation and leave you feeling refreshed and revitalized

>>214170917
good post

>>214170923
nah ive never done most of those things in my life

>>214170893
Reminds me of the book the bridge of San Luis Rey by Thornton Wilder

BWV 244 it is

>>214170823
shut your fucking mouth you swarthy dwarf cunt

>>214170923
just take a bath ffs

>>214170970
Part and parcel

>>214170958
melty

This girl I used to go school with who spends her entire year in Dubai now on yachts has gone from 2k on Instagram to 84k in 6 months

just looked a gift horse in the mouth BIG mistake

>>214170982
So?

>>214170970
GDP +++

>>214170917
Genuinely baffling that the Labour Party didn't push Bridget Phillipson, Liz Kendall and Rachel Reeves, all of whom are more respectable, dignified and attractive

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it swim

i've got my balls out and i'm having a look at them

>>214170982
squealing, imagine getting pooed on by arabs for 86K bot "followers"

>>214170993
Don’t you think that’s weird

>>214171020
I don't need the Chancellor to be attractive you mong

>>214171020
>Rachel Reeves
yes very dignified

>>214170841
this happened to me last night at the gym

>>214171053
You can buy followers

Lads, I'm visiting England this October. Will I be able to shitpost on 4chan or is it banned?

having a shart wank

>>214171093
a sharnk as it were

>>214171077
Does this thread not answer your question you melt

Love being a neolib. Get all the perks of being leftwing and full of tolerance and love for migrants (dont live in my area) while also getting to shit on the vile subhuman white working class who bullied me at school

why are the welsh called swarthy wtf ive met like 5 and they were all very pale or ginger

everyone who opposes euthanasia should be given the most excruciating painful torture for years on end to see how they like it

>>214171057
are you retarded? I didn't say they should be, my point was that they're pushing two women with quick tempers, both of whom sound absolutely retarded when they speak, just because they're young and female
phillipson is 41, an oxbridge graduate and a top milf, but she also grew up in council housing and her mum founded a charity to help domestic abuse victims, so she'd be perfect to promote the same shit they want carrot top and the barely-sentient brummie to sell you

>>214171120
Where were they from

Getting into a full blown argument with Andrew Marr in the shower

Test

inb4 "girls let their friends suck on titties but not kiss" poster is actually femoid

>>214171120
they're the descendants of norman/english rapes

>>214171120
they're rapebabbies

Getting into a full blown argument with Andrew Marr in the shower and getting so frustrated that i clench my fists so hard my fingernails cut my palm and i see the blood and it scares me and a faint and hit my head cut my head open and blled out and die unloved

>>214171164
He shouldn't have gone there, he shouldn't have gone there

>>214171134
wales
>>214171150
>>214171158
rapebabbies of who
they were as welsh and can be and paler than me

andrew parred that rorke

proper fartypants today I am

curveballs are actually much better if you go around the first bend. its basically throwing a straight line at that point

>>214171205
are you incapable of reading

>>214171141
ukraine now is it adam?

>>214170866
I hope he wins because it will annoy rich cunts

>>214171115
October is not here yet, laws can change. Also, can I post anything or do I risk arrest for calling someone a retard?

>>214171237
No law against insulting yourself

>>214171226
you said they were norman/english rapebabies but the normans didn’t go there idiot

Why are you in the shower with Andrew Marr?

>>214170839
Simply and utterly untrue

>>214171259
Good bloody question, let's see him answer it

need some real size comparison hours

>>214171250
>the normans didn’t go there idiot
are you really this historically illiterate or are you just pretending to be retarded

Showering with Andrew Marr is not a meme!!

>>214171205
Yeah I know where in Wales

i can go girth to girth with any man in this thread

>>214171231
Probably won't

Strewth

it’s actually disgusting that I wasn’t born in America, this country is fucking shit

that's a fannois

>>214171332
imagine being born in nebraska or south dakota or alabama though lad

>>214171290
i didn’t know they did are you serious? thought the welsh and cornish were the most native britonic

>>214171332
why do you think america is better?

>>214171366
Because hes a mong

do arabs code in arabic

>>214171359
he’s so cute, like a little squirrel <3

>>214171382
Java

>>214171250
Who do you think built that castle in OP?

I have the opportunity to devolve into utter sexual degeneracy and just fuck loads of women
Should I take it?

>>214171366
It’s not an opinion it’s a fact. Everything is better over there
>>214171354
So you’d still be American you could move to any state

>>214171382
yeah they code in javallah

>>214171384
phwoaarrr go on lad would you fuck him? tell me how you'd fuck him lol

Wonder what makes watch makers tick

best time for an incel walk?

>>214171414
just what on earth is your problem

I dont want to leave NZ but if I had to, America would be low on the list. Alaska seems cosy though

>>214171398
welsh people?
sorry but i dont believe the average john evans or steve owens has any more norman ancestry than the average brit, which is to say little. they are the most celtic in the uk.

>>214171407
Brits are more cultured and intelligent than us
Everyone here is dumb as shit and trashy

>>214171435
3pm

>>214171306
um

>>214171452
Cultured and intelligent are two words I would never associated with the UK. The average person isn’t even like that and our chavs are worse than your hillbillies and other white trash.

>>214171435
2pm during summer
4pm during autumn
5pm during winter

>>214171447
>welsh people built carnarvon castle
Ah youre an idiot got it

>>214171452
Shut up benchod you have no idea how good you have it

>>214171231
Rich cunts love him but Adams will win

UMMY WUMMY ~

>>214171452
>Everyone here is dumb as shit and trashy
same here

>>214171474
>>214171454
Meant a night time one but alright cheers xx

Saw a bar fight start over the constitution this weekend
Brits could never

>>214171476
>carnarvon
Nah you are

>>214171476
can you explain it to me please sorry im not an expert on welsh history and the genetic makeup of the average welshman i have only heard they have less germanic mixing than england and are more celtic

>>214171492
Midnight to 1am's best time to go, any later and it turns to morning

>>214171407
How do you think your life would be better? You're a loser in the UK, you'd be an even bigger loser there

3:15PM noncel walk so I can catch a whiff of the school girls haha

>>214171452
Dont think and "english" person that wants to move to USA cares about culture or tradition mate. Rampant consumerism and the pursuit of wealth is their only metric for happiness

Spaki in the house!

>>214171476
they built it, did they design and fund it? of course not

>>214171506
We're speaking English. The English name is Carnarvon. If you want it to be 'Caernarfon', you should fight a little harder next time. LOL.

Where does that bridge lead then?

>>214171525
on a bank holiday during summer holidays, yeah? retard nonce kys

>>214171508
Dont think its hard to read a book is it. Suggest you learn about English and British history

>>214171508
yeah because the welsh kingdoms were conquered later than the english ones
but there was germanic mixing eventually enough

They put him in my map game

>>214171510
Is that because you expect to flirt with sexy drunk ladies? Because, you should know that it'd be illegal to seduce any of them if they've been drinking heavily and you're sober (FACT)

>>214171576
Take your medication

>>214171550
good one spastic

>>214171542
uh, rorke mate...

>>214171515
I’d be a lawyer in New York if I was born in America

>>214171542
Your town is full of pakis. LOL

>>214171592
Woke nonsense

Mousey has raised his game of late

it`s
Appreciated !!

It's a fucking bank holiday innit lads

>>214171541
Simply not true. They employed English builders. Sure maybe some of the hod carriers or cartmen were welsh but they had no knowledge or experience building things of this size

>>214171613
Raging aha

rorke using french and latin words every day but throwing a melty when he hears a welsh one

>>214171647
Rent free

>>214171608
they’re coming for you too. mixed race coworker is talking about moving to wales with her hubby. tick tock!

>>214171651
remember when rorke tried to tell off a woman in a hijab for speaking a foreign language; only to be told it was welsh and he was in wales!

>>214171592
Exonyms are fine

>>214171657
Happened

Rorke accidentally going to school on bank holiday

>>214171695
ktwm in year 6

>>214171633
Hadn't noticed

>>214171695
ktimmmm going down for breakfast in my uniform then mumberg taking the piss

Leftypol stamping his feet and screaming as some spanish tourists call it Londres. Saying they must respect official terminology and local culture

Isn't south Wales the most deprived area of the UK? Literally worse than pakis lmao

I mean size cmparison between a male in the 6ft range and the average female height

>>214171742
I would suspect its north wales

Who here has the hottest mom

>>214171483
>Rich cunts love Mamdani
No they don't, they're terrified of him

Right who ate my chocolits??

Leftypol ordering in an Italian accent at Pizza Hut

>>214171765
not you, Jason

dafydd speaking english every day but throwing a melty when he reads the english spelling of an irrelevant welsh town

>>214171778
After seeing him bench press i wouldnt be

>>214171742
would rather live in a poor but pretty quaint town surrounded with my own people than a rich shithole plagued by the biomass

getting gang blacked

>>214171827
Shame there arent any of those in Wales. Maybe the city of st davids

>>214171791
what causes this

what the fuck they removed the level-up challenges between levels 41-50 10 days ago
now I wont get any of the rewards for getting through those levels because they dont require challenges any more! they also increased the level cap to 80

rorke taking pride in his school uniform and dreaming of becoming a prefect

>>214171867
Me in the back

>>214171791
they have both the english and welsh names on those signs rorkey chops :)

>>214171880
Exactly so why correct someone for calling it the English name?

uganda be kidding me!

>>214171778
In NY the most liberal are white and wealthy

>>214171827
No offence, but Wales doesn't really have any towns or monuments worth knowing about other than Longshanks' castles. England accounts for 90% of everything worth seeing and doing in the British Isles, but at least Ireland and Scotland have some distinct identity and were, historically, distinct kingdoms in their own right. Wales' history is little more than that of a provincial region of England.

might paint a red cross on a miniroundabout

>>214171871
>>214171929
Do you know each other

>>214171910
why not be proud of your history?

>>214171910
heemed that two-digit IQ taff twat beyond the oort cloud

sick of brown people, just vile arent they?

right I’m coming off. you lot are all being horrible again
Stop fucking talking about Wales

>>214171954
Spurs got snubbed today again btw
But that's for /epl/

wish i was fully english instead of only half and 1/4 cornish and 1/4 welsh
at least scottish and irish people have things to be proud of

>>214171946
>no offence
>proceeds to be the very reason we hate anglos by dressing up arrogance and ignorance as fact
ah yes

>>214171973
Because it's incorrect to correct someone else's language. English has its own names for things. Like we don't correct Japanese people for calling England 'Igeresu' do we?

Right, what are you animals up to then

>>214171959
no but mi casa su casa if old Jeffo wants to come to the pearl of africa

I will never be a character in an 80s American movie banging attractive women.

>>214172023
You'll never be in a movie

I wonder how many people will be arrested at Stabbing Hill Carnival this year

>>214171973
By using the welsh terms and speaking welsh and supporting welsh traditions. I assume you go the eisteddfod every year?
Many of these towns wer3 founded by English people and have English and Welsh names because they lived side by side.

There rorke goes
There he goes again
Painting round my way
And I just can't contain
My tweets are all about BAMEs

why are english people always so hostile.
please leave us alone, we've heard it all before.

welsh is such an ugly language doe

>>214171998
Do you call it Mont Blanc or do you refuse to use any language other than English and call it white mountain instead?

laying down in the shade, nice breeze too

>>214172073
no one cares about your opinion on a language you know nothing about

Getting away with bloodless murder

Mousey: The Musical !!

>>214171929
Weird. Cuomo is both wealthy and a sex pest. Why do poor people want a wealthy out-of-touch mayor?

>>214172059
Literally never hear english people talk about Wales but every second sentence that comes out of a sheep shaggers mouth is seething about Anglos

>>214172102
Don’t give them attention

>>214170728 (OP)
>Carnarvon Castle
hello can you get there by train

>>214171998
but you can, it's not a bad thing to help that jap bloke improve his english
chances are he'd be quite receptive of it too, since they are always keen to integrate
>>214172039
busted logic, I suppose we should be calling tower hamelts by its urdu name now should we?

im animal ;3 ...

Getting away with a wipeless poo

south sudanese are some bizzare looking fellas arent they?

excellent bank holiday monday
sharpened all my knives and my kitchen shears

>>214172116
except throughout this thread are posts of english people being racist (yes, racist) against us for no reason

fuckin wit a magikarp n it turns into a garydos :skull:

carboot i went to this morning was shite

Rorkeyplops, just chill it yeah?

>>214172116
Good for you. Just because you said it doesn’t make it true

>>214172124
No I mean we don't insist on them calling it 'England' in Japanese. It's only English people who get asked to change the words IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE.

>>214172124
Urdu isnt an official language of the UK. Tower hamlets doesn't have a urdu name.
Youre not addressing the point or the shared history of England and Wales just this non sequitur

>>214171998
We don't but I'm going to correct you because it's Igirisu not Igeresu

>>214172146
was going to say something which may be accused of being racist but i shan't because i know theyre watching us

Speaking Korean to dogs

>>214172172
You lot had a wee meltie when it became Côte d'Ivoire and Türkiye and called it woke, can't win with you freaks

Dollymong

>>214172110
Low income often means low information television watchers. The establishment candidates own the airwaves.

>>214172146
Why the FUCK is he in Sudan and not housed and wanked here? FUCKS SAKE!

>>214172223
Sounds like a town in Australia

>>214172222
they just want to complain

Sorry I won’t call it Mont Blanc as that is not the kings English I will only refer to it as white mountain

>>214172222
And I will refer to them as Ivory Coast and Turkey, because that's their names in my language. They can refer to it however they want in their own language, but they don't get to dictate how I refer to it in my own language. It's funny how only English speaking people accept other countries dictating how they speak.

>>214172232
bit his willard is huge

>>214172249
Leftypol deliberately misunderstanding the point again

Fucking Italians call England 'Inghilterra' the racists, we need to tell them to use 'England'

>>214172172
so then use your english town names in england then
wales is distinct and it's a basic bit of respect to use the welsh name, you are no different than browns who insist on speaking zero english after coming off their boats
>>214172204
shared NOW, but who were the original peoples?

>>214172294
true

>>214172276
Excuse me mate do you have the directions to Triumphal Arch? What do you mean it’s not called that? That’s what we call it in English you fucking woke bastard

>>214172323
poo scr

>>214172319
real OGs remember

>>214172319
second rate to MONSTER, above ROCKSTAR. Relentless

Is there anyone who likes him?
Even Labour seems to hate him.

>>214172338
>Is there anyone who likes him?
no

>>214172296
And when I speak Welsh I will use the Welsh name. When I speak English I will use the English name. Simple as. This is literally how languages work all around the world and have always worked until seething third worlders thought they could dictate how I speak my own fucking language in my own country. Which no other country or language in the world would accept ever. Period. The French would rather die than call 'Angletterre' England or 'Londres' London. And we wouldn't dream of dictating to them either.

>>214172296
Of carnarvon? Well that would be the English as it was founded built and populated by English until 1507

Rorke going up to Scotland to visit Lake Lomond

Went into a pub in Wales once and got called an "English bastard" and told to leave

Properly warm today lads

>>214172351
Do you call it Lake Lomond

>>214172338
poobarmer

(8) you are my lifeeeeeee (8)

>>214172358
They tell you to start a blog as well?

>>214172323
I appreciate the attempt at humour, but the French call London 'Londres' because it is a place of historical importance to Francophones
They call Liverpool 'Liverpool' because it is a city that only rose to prominence in the last ~200 years
For the same reason, Anglophones use English spellings of towns across England because most of them were founded by English-speaking peoples in the territory of the English king

Hope that clears things up for you, Morfyddynnwyndd ap Mopingcunton

mmmmmhhhhhmmmm tek it tek it

>>214172323
Yeah? Call this the tour eiffel do you?

>>214172358
Happened to my dad once when he was delivering a motorcycle he went into a pub to ask for directions and they all ignored him and pretended they couldn’t understand him. Never liked them after he told me that

Pokemon Go vaulting the level 50 jacket and going up again is it entering stage 3 (decay). stage two (death) was what we were in, with the start being the first generation, those lost, then the one we are leaving being the second generation of players

>>214172395
Well according to Rorke he should

>>214172362
wouldnt know
havent even been outiside

>>214172351
wales isn't england though is it, not your country
if you don't know the language, at least call the town my it's proper name
>>214172352
blatant lie, it was orignally part of the kingdom of gwynedd and the proper name is Caernarfon

>>214172412
he deserved it

Leftypol smugly asking for directions to the 'Brandenburger Tor'. Locals telling him the Brandenburg Gate is over there.

>>214172436
>wales isn't england though is it, not your country

>>214172395
You’re missing a “la” but yes boy

Going to Tokyo Tower and calling it Tokyo Tower instead of the Japanese name to be a menace hehe

I'd cry, but what use would it be

be right back forum im off go to wash my penis and asshole, ears and hair

>>214172389
zledy unmasked

>>214172447
‘

>>214172436
>blatant lie, it was orignally part of the kingdom of gwynedd and the proper name is Caernarfon
The area yes but there was no town or castle there

>gf says she has been "distracted" and we'll talk about it next time I see her
hmm

Mad because every time they come they get bullied and run to dailymail looooool

this welshman is having a go but i hear it through my screen as a sheep bleating?

>>214172528
She's got ADHD

>>214172511
me after i flirt with the girl at the dominos counter and she slams my pizza over my head like a cartoon

>>214172541
"Boatwog"?

>>214172541
Yes its very rare to see english people in northwales. All these towns do great without tourism

>>214172541
>botwnog
HAHAHA

>>214172528
she has attention deficit hyper bbc disorder

Rorke going to northern Scotland and asking about the Lake Ness Monster

Ahhhh... Poowog. Home.

>>214172499
your original claim is that it was founded by the english, which is untrue

>>214172541
looooooooooooool

>>214172598
ok

>>214172605
remember when you had a melty about being exposed as a paedophile earlier lol

>>214172621
It isnt untrue

>>214172582
Tourism isn’t even in the top 3 industries in north Wales lmao. English gammons always think they are putting food on the table for Wales because they stay in some gypo caravan for a week lmaoooo who do you think you are

>>214172638
Nope

>>214172649
well everyone else does. vile nonce

>>214172640
ahh yes there was not a single soul there before 1284 rorke mate

>>214172672
I wasn't on earlier schizo

Welsh people aren't even real lol

>>214172685
cope.
was well funny seeing you seethe like that.

>>214172647
>Tourism is vitally important to the North Wales economy. It brings in £3.6bn of income to the region each year, supports over 45,000 jobs (STEAM 2019) and provides the lifeblood for many small businesses.

>>214172705
Take your medication

>>214172690
You can dry your eyes and stop raging then

>>214172647
Wales is a poor region of England, yes.

test

>>214172710
you take this place far too seriously.

>>214172647
howling

>>214172712
grow up you silly rat

>call someone a pedo
>"lol u mad u mad?"
yeah

>>214172744
Says the guy who is trying to identify posters from hours ago lol

>>214172679
So there was no town or castle as i said. Yeah maybe therre were some welsh troglodytes licking stones and putting leeks up their bums but its not exactly a town is it

Get it made you motherless curs

they're saying apparently you can't post links to porn because it's off topic

NEW

>>214172781
>>214172781
>>214172781

>>214172767
tried once and was successful. thanks for seething even more lmao