Thread 214170788

Thoughts on New Zealand?

They seem like chill people. But the native shit gets a bit cringey.

>>214170788 (OP)
The Brits sold guns to Maori and they ended up genociding each other. To the point of sailing to some random Pacific island and murdering all the natives for sport.

post the one where they all start doing this in the new Zealand parliament

>>214170788 (OP)
>>214170848
It looks silly enough when men do the haka. Women doing it is crazy funny.

would maoris start beating the shit out of me i couldn't contain my laughter while watching something like that?

it's better to have a somewhat cringy culture than none at all
it's okay to be a bit cringy

>>214170905
They probably wouldn't bash you, but you'd be dragged over the coals socially in some way.
>haka is done at sporting matches to try and psyche out the opposing team
>nz vs aus in rugby union or rugby league or some shit
>haka is about to begin
>australians decide they just won't watch the thing that's supposed to psyche them out
>turn their backs and do some other shit
>everyone has a massive tizzy and calls the australian team racist or insensitive or some gay shit
You'd probably get something similar to that.

Scandinavians should start doing bärsärk rituals.

Anyone laughing at us howling like wolves, running around on all fours like bears and biting our shirts will be considered racist.

And just like the Haka you all have to just stand there and watch us for 5 minutes respectfully.

new 'jak just dropped

>>214170788 (OP)
Fake country along with Canada.

>>214170788 (OP)
That shit has become Reddit incarnate

>>214171041
start doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKJ3tKRKHec

>>214171041
you'd just look cringe, like Maoris do

>>214171341
vghhhhhhhhhh

>>214171377
reported to europol for hate speech

>>214170788 (OP)
>>214171013
Most cringe shit ever

>>214170788 (OP)
Cringe

>>214171081
CRACKING TOAST GROMIT!