Thread 214178853

bouncing back edition

nick griffin sex arse

> The Dark-Aged Slacker Mystic
Alt-90s leftover • anti-normie to the grave • still reads liner notes and burns incense for no one but himself
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Quick Vibe Breakdown:

Raised by wild hippies, bikers, folk musicians, or survivalists

Adolescence shaped by Beavis & Butthead, Beck, Terrence McKenna, and thrift store books

Lived through acid, weed, punk shows, and the collapse of any “career path”

Still poor, on purpose mostly—but with a tangled mix of principle, neurotype, and exhaustion

Reads serious books but won’t go to grad school

Loves nature, hates performative “eco” culture

Can fix a broken lamp but not their credit score

Owns no dress clothes. Wouldn’t even know where to start

Longing for community, even if allergic to groupthink
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What This Tribe Needs in a Town:

Not a gentrified Pinterest commune — No linen-overalls wine moms calling mushrooms “plant medicine”

Not a hostile redneck zone — You can talk about alien consciousness and Blue Velvet without getting beat up

Not a “scene” — You don’t want to perform identity; just want to be left alone until it’s time to jam, garden, or teach a neighbor how to solder a battery box


You're seeking a resilient underculture of:

aging post-punks

techno-hermits

print nerds

ex-Deadheads turned anarcho-dads

& overlooked zine-era philosophers

Sir Keir Starmer

the fit

lay about all day doing nothing
going asda now

Girlfriendberg throwing a tizzy because the landlord wants to come over next week and now suddenly she feels like she needs rush around doing all of the sorting and tidying jobs she's left lying around for literal months

>>214178903
why would blacks want this in cigs

how many of these are littering the streets of north london

>>214178853 (OP)
>mfw partridge edish

>>214178927
shes trans btw

>>214178937
it feels nice

LowTierGod is turning 41 in 2 months

>>214178782
That's perhaps the craziest part. There must be loads of men with access to this amount of disposable income. The yank in the /gif/ thread doesn't appear to be very rich, his house looks normal.

Wonder how many successful men live this way.

Rorke refusing to believe in bronchioles

>>214178956
cor peng

>>214178967
why not whites do it then

>>214178950
3 at a push
Oh sorry mate misread that as how many can I fit up my arse aha

rorke thinking of calling it a night as he has nothing to do

>>214179000
they do

what do you do with a rabid dog that won't stop biting people? Exactly

>>214179000
whites are not attuned with their bodies. that’s why they can’t dance

WAZZAHHHPP

>>214179017
I do this often

>>214178950
You know it's good when they had to cover the original label

think we'll be getting a hotel room this weekend
what color should I paint my nails?

>>214179017
nahhh just not feeling it tonight

what would you do if you were in charge of the BBC?

>>214179102
black country new road

>>214179102
Those grainy old cameras made everyone look a lot better

>>214179043
I'd call the RSPCA

I'm not some grizzled old man in a novel taking a rabid dog down to the well to strangle it

>>214179102
the four horsemen of the authoritarian apocalypse

arbeit mach frei
COOL

>>214179102
would

Sisterstein brought me a big tub of sauerkraut that she made herself, what are you supposed to eat this with? I have literally no idea

>>214179101
shag every white woman alive :P

>>214179180
sausages perhaps

>>214178937
they love smacking their big rubbery lips so like the taste of menthol

>>214179180
sausages and mustard

is she fit?

>>214179101
forced breeding camps

>>214179180
can't beat a bit of phuffennugen with bratzel and kauftochen

*sets up a 50mm light mortar at the back of the thread and starts firing salvos at /fr/*

>>214179180
its like the same as kimchi isnt it? get the korean bbq chicken and pork belly on

politicians are all shaggers. Matt Hancock was getting his end away with his tidy little side piece while your nan died locked in a carehome surrounded by jabbering bantu africans

>>214179180
tastes good with fatty pork in general

completed it mate
>shag a brunette
>shag a blonde
>shag a ginger
>shag an asian
to do list
>shag a middle eastern
>shag a latina
>shag a hapa
>shag a half caste
not for me
>black or south asian

do hackers gain anything out of infecting files with malware or is it just for shits and giggles, how would they even know if someone's downloaded their files or not

>>214179235
Give it a rest 2016mong

needless to say, I had the last laugh

>>214179241
wow, busy career as a rent boy

>>214179258
First time for everything

I love my catberg so so much

do you always use collective nouns in the singular?
e.g. Arsenal is winning 1-0
plural sounds more natural to me
e.g. Arsenal are winning 1-0

>>214179257
how are you getting 2016mong from that

>>214179258
Needles to say, I took drugs

>>214179257
it was a good year to be fair

>>214179266
done me

popping down the BP garage for a mushroom slice, anybody want owt?

>>214179245
the malware connects to a server to report an infection, the device info, and the current ip to get into the device

>>214179284
mm poo coffee

lip products on my list:
romand glasting melting balm in kaya fig
l'oreal paris glow paradise lip balm-in-gloss in angelic daydream
l'oreal paris glow paradise lip balm-in-gloss in feathery fleur
revlon super lustrous glass shine balm in spiced wine
revlon super lustrous glass shine balm in rum raisin
revlon super lustrous glass shine balm in nude illuminator

>>214179289
plural, me

game of thrones was so fucking good for so long and then it just went to complete shit

>>214179310
grab us a Dr Pepper from the cooler

>>214179284
right that's tonights wank sorted

why are deano mongs so obsessed with chain restaurants like nandos. they think anything that isn’t a chain is “weird”

>>214179284
need me one like this

>>214179310
get me a GINSTERS from the FRIDGE
put it on the SLATE

>>214179284
why

My name is actually Bradley so whenever I hear people talking about posting Bradleys my ear pricks up

they locked us in and raped us with a psyop after psyop
I remember

>>214179310
nobody cares what you call your sordid little grief hole

>>214179342
nobody thinks that it's just the food in this country is shite

>>214179358
you've been laughing at some sketch things mate it's not on

>>214179180
Choucroute garnie

>>214179370
oh fucking hell get on partridge.cloud

>Bradley
>Ashley
Any other names from Middle English?

Give me your ID

Get it used.

>>214179379
plenty of good restaurants in nice areas and few of them are chains

>>214179415
but chocolate mousse is fine?

just saw caroline vreeland's so-called 'arse'
absolutely ridiculous compared to her majestic tits

>>214179415
as a poo expert I'd say that looks more like chocolate

rorke's da taking out cash

post 36 yr old man who looks 18

Dolly Parton prolly shartin

Poo? Yeah, poo.

>>214179446
I will need to see your credentials before I accept this assessment

>>214179412
Ok. My name is Norman Reedus

every brown reading this
fuck of from britain you fucking scum
go to your home you pathological pedophiles, criminals and murderers

snorting the smell of my cock and balls off my hand after it's been down my pants

rorke smearing cake on the cash machine and sticking a sign on

pooing shit from my willy

>>214179444
mental how you can just get god tier natural chebs by pure chance and then never have to work a day in your life because of them

>>214179415
pooatm

>>214179480
Good post

it looms

thank you r9k for getting rid off the Belgium flag fucking faggot retard guy. I dont want to say how I realized

>>214179516
for thee

ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell

>>214179521
give us your secrets mouse-kun
are you a... O_O moderator???

thank you r9k for getting rid off the Belgium flag fucking faggot retard guy, I am forever in your debt. I dont want to say how I realized

Poast your battledstations

>>214179531
Say hello, wave goodbye

woah, I did not have rorke getting violently sodomized in front of the whole school on my 2025 bingo card

Fake mousey :/

>>214179521
filtered him so long ago a forgot he existed tbqh

oh she blowing on that thang

I zigged when i should have zagged and now my life is a shambles

>>214179551
How did you realise

>>214179521
Weird how he went away after his supposed face pic was shared. If it's actually him thats hilarious

today I got 70K stardust(!) and 100K in 2 hours from the meltan box and some wild encounters (saying because it wouldnt be possible to get 700 meltans)

Poleaboo would've saved this general

mousenonce (pedophile)

>>214179551
I just checked out r9k for the first time and saw a /britfeel/ thread, all this time I thought everyone mentioning it in here was referring to a discord or something lol
why tf are there /brit/ equivalents on every board

>>214179036
literally wrong stupid cunt idiot faggot. if both black and whites did it then it wouldnt be a black stereotype

>>214179595
paki paedo in a dress should not be discussed here

>>214179281
ever finger its arse?

VE JUST JOINED CHATURBATE
ITS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN MASTURBATE OFF WHILE YOU CHAT
MY NAME IS SEASIDEMARK ON CHATURBATE
SOME NIGHTS IM GONNA GO THERE AND PLAY AROUND WITH MY FUCKING PENCIL
AND PENCIL ALL AROUND THE FUCKING ROOM
GET ME FUCKING PENCIL OUT AND FUCKING SHARPEN IT
ILL BE SHARPENING MY PENCIL A FEW NIGHTS A WEEK LIVE ON CAMERA
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ME
ILL GET MY FUCKING PENCIL OUT
AND ILL WRITE WHAT I LIKE

>>214179583
QRD?

I'm in Edinburgh and I'm deeply concerned about immigration from England. I'm very much in favour of a multi-ethnic society but I think if we end up with one particular group - in this case middle class English twats - dominating, we'll lose touch with our culture and identity.

you know that cringe haka dance that kiwis do
reckon they made that up 50 years ago and just pretend its some ancient tradition

>>214179632
Queens Rorke Dangers

I literally work in maccies

love to torment catberg and make it cry for tea for ages, supposed to get fed at 4 but some times i make him wait until 6. then again at 10 but i'll wait until im going to bed at 1 am

>>214179664
Do people really spit in burgers or was that a 90s thing

>>214179660
How is this proof it's him?

>>214179664
thoughts on the mcchicken?

>>214179656
Be quiet you're from Glasgow and you're Irish

>>214179668
:(

england is a civilisation of misery and the whole world lives in it

>>214179656
lol

rare puppers

>>214179706
hell is a lonely place

>>214179689
Some dutchoids posted it and then Ziedbelg stopped spamming

playing stardew valley
wanking

should really be in bed as I'm working 4AM tomorrow but can't be arsed, it's looking like another night of 3-4 hours sleep. Sooner my melatonin gummies arrive from america the better, then I can force myself asleep

>>214179660
Howl

>>214179660
Someone needs to ask in nederdraad how we found this out. Cloggy just came in /brit/ one day, dropped this knowledge and then left. I want to know if it’s true.

>>214179660
lol

>>214179703
similar to when he's waiting at the window i won't open it until his front paws are way up the glass begging to get in

>>214179728
lol

>>214179689
>>214179720
Oh and that's not proof by the way just saying what happened

>>214179739
you jerks off to this and her getting BLACKED because his ego took flight on the hairline expressloss

>>214179668
why's my willy gone hard reading this

wonder what catberg thinks when i walk right past him while he's waiting to get in

i can't let him in every time because most times he just does an abe simpson and walks back out again

>>214179787
You alright mate?

>>214179660
He looks exactly like someone who does what Ziedbelg does would look like tbf (mildly retarded and dysgenic)

hahahah

timmy gettin his luh ass blacked
tek it timmy mmmhmm

>>214179787
she got blacked??

>>214179820
He's a drippy Aryan Chad

Peep the leather jacket

Was at the barbers and they had the telly with some dating show on, during it the black lady host or whatever she was used the term "y'all"
Why are they so prone to Americanisation? I've never once heard that outside of a southern yank accent, meanwhile here's a black lady with a London accent forcing a "y'all"

>>214178853 (OP)
>>214178953
>>214178999

fizzy grapefruit coconut peach lemon limeade

>>214179848
I so hope it’s true ahah

Not enjoying these cat abuse posts :/

sick of my crotch region constantly sweating

>>214179444
She's got some banging (preggo) nudes

Painting an English flag on my arshe

yeah that's him alright, another piece of the puzzle solved. He was a fool to post that image of his own head but we got him

>>214168618
>>214168618
>>214168618

>>214179879
Blacks in the UK are from wildly disparate backgrounds across the Caribbean and sub-Saharan Africa, and they have little in common, so they have coalesced around a modern form of American Blackness™

The day everything changed
>>9836366

>>214179917
*salutes your anus*

He most certainly peaked, that's not even a question.

>>214179922
who cares if it's true or not if it makes him go away

>>214179922
Hope he reads this bro

>>214179922
Well done 2016mong you’re so clever

time's been moving faster recently, have you lads noticed

>>214179946
>2013
mad how people are talking in that thread about what will happen when the queen dies and it still hasn't happened yet

>>214179922
Heatherfreak working overtime to protect his gay lover

>>214179946
was 21, still had a full head of hair and my whole life ahead of me

>>214179917
Mr Starmer, tear down that arse

any you lads watched escape from new york?
didn't care much for it

>>214179746
Youre a sociopath

>>214178853 (OP)
oi cunt!

bell bag chap
or
lab gap belch
or
gulch play
or
chap gully

remember when Amazon wasn't filled to the brim with cheap Chinese tat?

ever since i was a boy i knew i wanted to be in an industrial lathe accident

>>214180081
haven't used amazon in over a decade

arbeit macht frei
COOL

another week over

>>214180099
chinesefellas

I marry alan

>>214180043
I enjoyed it, watched it with me mum during covid

Terror Sweat

>>214180135
he doin the stretchy :3

raping my arse with poo

Italian zoomer girls

>>214180200
bit munted most of them

>>214180212
>guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

not yet decided whether to have a wank tonight

Neck still hurts from my shitty workout last week fuck me

exploring my perks

>>214180244
Howd you hurt your neck?

Why is Xitter humor better than 4chan?

Class warfare is a good thing
If we eliminated the poorest 50% of the world we'd get rid of all the low IQ third worlders

>>214180313
because you're a literal child

>>214180306
Being a DYEL and trying to OHP
Something strained in my neck and it's been hurting since
Almost better now but fuck me I wish I'd started lifting two decades ago

>>214180212
@gork is this real?

>>214180212
kek you really couldn't make this up

raping a cock with my arse

>>214180346
er his thrussy out

>>214180212
blimey

>>214180373
I’m 25 you bitter freak

>horse
ktim

all women should be arrested

>>214180313
ktim
this is gonna be me in like 8 years and 9 months 9and 2 weeks)

what... erm... what are we all doing tonight?

>>214180524
incelwalk

this is gnna be me in like 8 years and 9 months and however long since her last ovulation (I said 4 days)

>>214180524
i'm on the beers
second one going down
none of that 4.4% shit, 6%+

>>214180322
class warfare is what's bringing the third worlders here

horse

the mom from gumballs world would get it too

So it's Russian gf 2026 then?

spaffed inside the gf on day 20 of her ovulation cycle
should be safe but still going to be a bit nervous until she gets her period innit

>>214180524
fucked my fleshlight watching legalporno earlier

>>214180605
only if you serve in the ukrainian foreign legion

The scrandemic

Tom Rowsell sex arse

I think its 2-3 days before or after menstruation

Lads have you ever woken up in the middle of the night ferociously horny and gotten out of bed looking for pussy?

Happened to me the other night. Happens like once a year and it's proper weird like. Just wake up thinking "FUCKK I COULD JUST SHAG A BIRDS FANNY RIGHT NOW ITS THAT EASY" and then I realise I live alone and get back in bed.

>>214180616
don't use mine a lot
load of fucking faff to clean it out and it's pure hell on the post-nut clarity

>>214180524
Eating tacos and installing Linux

please no arse raping in the store

the gay station? the gape station?

Slav couples are something else

>>214180646
scream

>>214180627
beautiful

>>214180668
might move to vladivostok

>>214180676
ugly

>>214180627
fawkin

>>214180524
going to bed

feel like pure shit just want her back

>>214180698
demonstrably not

meet Amy.
words words words

>>214180685
i used to live like this
mad how it'd only take about 20 mins to get it looking liveable

>>214180726
>american apparel
it never left

why do all the girls in Scotland bark a lot. or a lot of girls bark in Scotland

>>214180668
remarkably easy to shag in eastern europe
the women are gorgeous and the men are generally unattractive and don't dress like those ratty benders you see here with mullets and piercings that girls in the west think is hot nowadays for some reason

Heatherpaedo trying his best to mount a defence for Ziedbelg only to get told
Sad!

>>214180676
would love her to kick me in the balls with those until i'm pissing blood

>>214180734
Meet Amy.
Wouldn't you like to be her, or hanging out the back of her?
That's American Apparel.

Why do pipo like Survive The Jive pretend to not be racist? He was coping about halpogroups from the Horn of Africa and Sudan being found among British pipo who lived near hadrians wall which suggests assimilation from those Nubian archers Hadrian sent to fight the picts. He’s literally seething about race mixing that happened thousands of years ago. What a fucking freak

If you are “objective” (like he claims) you wouldn’t cope about it. Hes not even a geneticists or historian. He has a degree in something completely different but acts like an expert. He even dismisses qpAdm which is industry standard for looking at ancient dna

>>214180774
>her
that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird

Scotland has the most ginger women per capita in the world

yummy

was thinking about getting a lebowski cardigan but in this grey color instead of the cream

>>214180685
used to live like this when i had the 'pression

red heads are fit

£5 says Rose from Foidcast is lurking right now
You are sex sex sex Ms Rose thank you please

>>214180774
oh!

>>214180784
huh?

>>214180767
what if i impregnate some mobsters daughters and get my skin cauterized by a blowtorch as it's burned off?

got garyeats on
he's not looking happy

what the sigma?

>>214180845
he's apoplectic about beefeater

>>214180807
case of the sads

>>214180843
ok dont shag then?

>>214180804
You’re another ahh zoomer tryna copy millennial swag. Stick to wearing track suit and stop stealing our aesthetic

>>214180857
thats the one i'm watching

sensitive young man balding at the bus stop

im a sensitive young man

>>214180804
what's the point if it doesn't look like the Dude's

>>214180890
I will say, you have fully mind raped them both. Quite funny really.

Drove back through a grim bit of a council estate earlier and all of the pedestrian crossing have badly applied St George cross

depression isn't real

>>214180871
what?

mewing a poo

>>214180901
me too except I'm pretty old now

masked migrant man in hotel attacked protestor stating that he "wanted to start a ...

>>214180903
I mean I'm not trying to put together a costume

>>214180911
you're safe now

on my last cig
sorely tempted to get a tesco whoosh delivery of cigs and bread and stuff

>>214180943
redact that

>
masked migrant smuggler attacks hotel proesters and claims "im providing a service"
>
>
which is a bit odd, if hes claiming to be a smuggler of illegals and the cops havent arrested him because theyre pozzed and govt is enemy of us

>>214180911
don't care mate
it's the fucking spirit of it
we're here, and we won't be silent any more

I love my mum yeah but omds she is a bad driver

Dont really want tuna
Dont really want another 'rekky 'rito
Tendies? Meh.

>>214180989
the other day you were full of the big talk saying burritos were unbeatable and all sorts

made yourself sick of them clearly

NEW

>>214178878
>>214178878
>>214178878

>>214180961
you do worry, last week the Lidl staff told me to "wait indoors" due to an incident which was a bunch of pikeys kicking off

>>214181040
FUCK OFF WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK

>>214180950
I think it looks normal enough and is obscure enoughthat you can wear it casually without people thinking you're cosplaying

>>214181062
what gimmick?

>>214179668
old dogberg used to take a can of pedigree and drop it near me if I forgot to feed on him time