Thread 214183237

VIIST LOVELY FUCKING CORK edish

sexo

What goes on in Cork

where is the most unusual place you've had a wank? (has to be completion not just a little play)

lovely fucking cawk bro

visit lovely fucking rourke edish

>>214183277
Your mum's fanny x

>>214183116
Which part of Europe is Florida in?

>>214183277
Did many a wank in the bogs at school

>>214183277
cemetery

>>214183308
Cheadle

>>214183315
ever with other lads or just solo? we used to have wank races t school

>>214183277
had a wank while driving in the middle of the night along a shitty little A-road in the middle of nowhere

Is it worth learning how to play chess or would you say that’s a waste of time?

>>214183277
on a ski lift
really just wanted to see if I could do it, was a sort of timed challenge

>>214183308
New Spain

>>214183277
Once I had what I can only refer to as a stress ejaculation at uni, I think it was before an exam, spaffed in my boxers from the rush beforehand, had to clean my undies as best as possible very quickly before sitting it iirc.
I was high as fuck all the time back then so my memory of those times is sketchy you see

>>214183237 (OP)
I'm more of a Limerick guy myself

>>214183334
grim

>>214183334
Oh just solo
I was in the bogs anyway because I didn't have any friends and used to just sit in the bogs reading and wanking

>>214183382
go on then
tell us a limerick

A dicktionary

my delivery is on the way, but updates are currently unavailable

There once was a young girl from Cheadle

>>214183423
hope hazim eats half of it then elton johns on the rest

>>214183430
Cunt like the eye of a needle

my whoosh order is on its way and should be with me soon

canslad? more like redditlad from idaho

>>214183430
Whose dum still had yet to tweedle

>>214183463
tracking your mums dildo delivery?

>>214183454
Got an order of my fist to your jaw *WHOOSH*

>>214183438
dunno how he'd eat cans of carlsberg export and 20 benson blue

>>214183463
seal plane

>>214183463
niggas be like how'd u kno im somali :cry: :cry: :skull:

Ohio

>>214183237 (OP)
so this is Corke

>>214183430
who looked like goalkeeper Brad Friedel

8 months left of toil until my contract ends and I can feel the sweet release of NEETdom for a while

FUCK being a wagie, my health is in tatters I'm burnt out to shite

>>214183510
Rorke thought "can't be choosers"
Unfastened his troosers

Ate too many tacos now my tummy hurts

It's a Peng Hapa kind of evening

>>214183451
The biomass moved in,
and took her a swim,
and that was the end of her beagle

>>214183535
Just start showing up drunk and get fired

>>214183543
and his cock was as thin as a needle

>>214183401
there once was a fella named rorke
who went to the city of cork
he fancied a shag
with a couple of slags
but poo wank gay porn sexo pork

completed it mate
>shag a brunette
>shag a blonde
>shag a ginger
>shag an asian
to do list
>shag a middle eastern
>shag a latina
>shag a hapa
>shag a half caste
not for me
>black or south asian

>>214183535
>burnt out
oh grow up

>>214183430
>>214183451

>>214183580
got a proper job me i dont stack shelves in lidl or whatever runtoid job you have

A dinner of double pie and mash with liquor (2023)

BIG. IRISH. TITS

just about to renew my memberships at Annabel's, Che Margaux, 5HS, Zero Bond,

>>214183603
sexooooooooooo

>>214183603
woke shite
the mash needs to be scraped along the rim of the dish

>>214183612
this is just an obesity index mate

>>214183570
Enjoyed this

>>214183612
surely french have bigger chebbers than that and never associate poland with massive norks

can't tell if it were a lad or lass on university challenge earlier

>>214183613
we get it, you're gay

looking forward to my holiday in Krakow x

>>214183277
back seat of my parent's minivan, I wanked to Peach's render in the Mario Kart DS manual

>>214183600
i work in tech mate
only weaklings get "burnt out"

>>214183623
remember charlie vietch going into that money shop and berating the staff for exploiting the poor
before he went rorke

>>214183576
good life as a rent boy

>>214183612
why is there no data for Estonia? this need rectifying

>>214183664
New DTFIC lore dropped?

>>214183681
done me up the shitbox

>>214183612
Considering the fucking intern that starts soon has like double the fucking size of the Latvian who is already impressive, I would say WAHEYYYY CHEBS

>>214183634
CHEBS

>>214183648
French seem to be small when I visited there in Paris

>>214183662
Don't forget to tour the entertainment camps and make jokes to the Jews

>>214183623
um we're a stockport general mate
take your shitty """city""" and get lost

>>214183648
big polish tits is a very well known phenomenon m8

Any Sciencelad in?
Why do the Polish have massive chebs?
Ireland I imagine it's due to the milk

Listening to Nick Drake
Feeling very "hmm.."

right then so warsaw is moving up on my sex tourism holiday plans then

>>214183742
Don't bother if you're white.

firing up the french ASMR

Still too warm

>>214183760
brownoid cope

>>214183742
Age of Consent is 15 there, lad
Might want to start checking the ID since you will be commiting a crime if you nonce a girl under 16

>>214183742
I hear they've started to turn on jews

>>214183737
germans killed all the small tits off in the war and that

>>214183784
No it isn't
Polish women are well known for preferring blacks

>>214183784
Nah, Polish women are notorious BBC whores. And black men know this - go to a club in Warsaw and you'll hear Black American voices.

>>214183742
more like phwoaarsaw am I right aha

>>214183791
thought age of consent was the country you were in not where you're from

Could be true about the Polish but the ones I've met that moved here are all fairly racist towards blacks.

>>214183800
Must be brilliant being a black american

>>214183797
>>214183800
porn-sick incels

>>214183827
Doesn't stop them loving their willies does it

>>214183827
reckon a lot of racist women would be happy to bounce on a jungle bbc and not admit it after
taylor swift strikes me as being a secret racist but definitely takes cornerback nfl nightstick while travis wanks his steroid shrunken willer in the cuck chair

>>214183833
Nope. Take a look at any 'passport bro' community online and you will constantly see Poland as a top destination for these black guys to go to.

>>214183823
Pretty sure it's by nation you're legally a citizen in/resident in

>>214183862
Can you do me a favour, lad? Just kill yourself, thanks

>>214183868
You too, please, lad.

You need help

all london webcams are offline

>>214183868
asf

>>214183612
italian booba

>>214183874
no i wont be doing that you mentally ill incel freak lmao

>>214183926
I accept your concession.

Feel like I need to have a poo but can't muster any lumps this whole arrangement has me downtrodden to a pitiful wreck

>>214183914
shagged her

>>214183939
porn-sick incel

>>214183936
would you set off airport scanners with that much jew metal i your face?

jew metal i your face

>>214183972
posc

>>214183972
roar
get this .png'd

Ohhhh he lurkin

>>214183972
Proper rat bastard phenotype

>>214183692
not every leaf is dtfic, but yes I am so if you see me again spam this

who wants to rape my arse?

>>214183936
"What are you staring at" she barked;
Twenty years since I'd had the heart
To tell her how I feel: "this is unreal".
She gave a start and pressed the bell,
The bus slowed and before I could tell
Her I'd loved her since the day I knew
She was gone, through an alley
And onto home unknown -
For the rest of the ride I felt alone.

>>214184008
So this is heatherpaedo

>>214183944
Get a coffee in you and smoke a cigarette

corrrrrrrrrr that first pic

>Colourful floats and glamorous outfits bring 'a piece of the Caribbean to London' on the second day of Notting Hill Carnival

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15032409/Colourful-floats-outfits-Caribbean-Londo-Notting-Hill-Carnival.html

The whole flag thing has Reddit absolutely SEETHING. They are in full damage control mode

>>214183992
It's ancient and has been
lurkmoar you newfag CUNT

>>214184074
>The whole flag thing has Reddit absolutely SEETHING
Wouldn't mind seeing some proof
Don't get angry that I asked and just post the proof for us all

Why are all the notable white streamers such weird maladjusted sexpest freaks (destiny, asmongold, xqc etc) while black streamers tend to be much more normal, outgoing and confident (ishowspeed, kai cenat, adin ross etc)?
I can’t be the only one who’s noticed this phenomena right?

>>214184065
Post the pics

>>214184074
Post examples

>>214184136
i wouldnt know mate. im not sad or pathetic enough to have any interest in that gay shit

>>214183883
>Pretty sure it's by nation you're legally a citizen in/resident in
No it isn't what are you on about

>>214184136
xqc isn't exactly a sexpest bnut he is mental

He's a dictator, he's a dictator! A lot of people are saying, maybe we'd like a dictator. I don't like a dictator. I'm not a dictator.

>>214184146
>>214184125
They have gone to DEFCON Wankpuffin.

Imageboard but he won't post the images

>>214184170
unironically we need a trump-like figure here or this country's finished

Been noticing more woman checking me out since I've started to grow my hair out.
I used to buzz it every month but now it's grown out and is starting to look like it did in highschool, hiding my widows peak you see

>>214184168
It is in Ireland, lad
If I go to UK and nonce a 16 year old, it's illegal

>>214184176
prove you are human

>>214183868
you sound mentally well

>>214184172
genxcellency's only gone and od'd on a surfeit of milk coke

>>214184172
That bloody cockwomble Rorke

>wankpuffin
That's double plus good

>>214183883
you’re so fucking retarded
why the fuck would age if consent be tied to your citizenship that’s like me going over to Ireland with all my guns because I’m an American and my law states I can bear arms

IT LOOMS

Hey guys. Trainlad here.

>>214184172
that's rorke done

>>214184237
like stfu you bloody tugpenguin

>>214184193
They probably had to implement that to charge all of your paedo priests

>>214183612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99lAMVaXcLI

what do fat people with thin necks do

can't beat the radiance in hollow knight

should we rape rorke?

>>214184243
You can lobby to have the law in Ireland changed

>>214184265
Pretty sure it was because we were noncing the cans
Also pretty sure priests are legally allowed to bugger

>>214184286
Don't care

Every ancient culture in the world had a mythology of a train that takes you to the afterlife.

~_~

>>214184292
We're raping him.

>>214184303
*pulls eyes taut*

>>214184294
your parents don't love you in minecraft or in real life

>>214184263
done me there

the takings

Trump dies April 2026

Just had a quiet word with catberg about his behaviour this afternoon

Train stations are very liminal.

>>214184336
looks like a spooky skeleton from the thumbnail

>>214184336
adam smith looking distinctly unimpressed at turner's presence there

>>214184325
bet he's loving it

what happens when you get cancer
you just get warm balls one day?

>>214184347
what did he say?

If you like trains you are a nonce.

>>214184339
ypu cant post this

>>214184362
I could've saved her

>>214184349
you mean they got cucked and cope by making shitty youtube videos?

>>214184336
all being sent abroad or laundered through a dodgy barbers

>>214184362
i would of saved her. she would of felled in my arms

>>214184362
fuck sake she could have been mine

>>214184362
can't comprehend how a woman so beautiful could off themselves
tragic

>>214184375
what about trams?

ok but why do some rave girls let you suck their tits but not kiss their lips

Trains are magical.

>>214184385
It'd have to be a bloody good catch

>>214184373
He said: "meow meow meowing meow!"

>>214184373
miaow

>>214184406
stds

>>214184286
That's a piece of piss. What you really need to worry about is the circus troupe. I took the easy way out in the end, got the platinum and uninstalled.
Would like to play silk song when it eventually comes out

>>214184399
she got sick of reading your posts

>>214184378
prooves??

>>214184406
your breath smells

>>214184406
>rave girls let you suck their tits
erm... they do?

>>214184406
because they'd have to bend down for you to reach, diego

>boohoohoo I'm scared of trains you can't post trains
be quiet

>>214184405
Don't care if you're trams but you shouldn't be in the women's toilets

10/10 for Mousey today
*jots it down in my journal*

more dwarfs should take up skydiving

Think I found the first ever Ziedbelg post in /brit/
>>179242085

>>214184436
how to stop smelly breath when loads of drinks down
also why do they let you smelly breath their tits
>>214184437
...yh

>>214184451
They tried it but they were always falling short

the dream abode

>>214184424
even base radiance is harder than grimm - yes even nightmare king grim - by far

What if they made trains that can go off road

>>214184349
wheres that
looks like edinborough

>>214184405
Personally think your sex should stay the same as when you were born

>>214184484
seen some of this lad's content
don't know why they all have those massive washing machine what a complete waste of limited space

>>214184418
>>214184420
:3

>>214184479
SCOOTING AND SCROMBLING

>>214184424
also silksong is out next week !!

>>214184484
legitimately wouldnt mind living somewhere like this
inside a concrete bunker or something

rorkes little sister bravely smuggling out a kitchen knife to defend herself from brown rapists

leftypol getting her thrown in the slammer for ten years

>>214184489
they can

what a fucking joke who would have thought that in 2025 it would be safer for a white man to live in south africa than england crime is a myth down here every black i encounter greets me with boss or sir we leave our doors unlocked as well when last could you do that in your shithole

You telling me some lads here genuinely didn't know that you can suck tits at a rave no questions asked? OMDZ

I haven't wanked in 3 days

>>214184487
Haha, well I didn't think so I killed everything apart from nightmare and then decided fuck it

>>214184536
howling how did they not know LMAO

why would you leave your door unlocked

>>214184543
have a wank then

tired of the city. need to find my cultured arthoe gf, get the degree, and set off to Sneedville

>>214184569
I don't wank to fattoids

>>214184543
i've done 13 over this long weekend

>>214184516
I got hollow knight for free on PSN.
Shan't be paying full price for silk song so long wait fore unfortunately.

>>214184569
fuaaark

>>214184500
that's for washing clothes

>>214184569
wish I was a shagger. too bad I’m an weird incel vf

>>214184536
Many have been saying this today

Visit Detroit!

its over

>>214184473
heathernonce also present

>>214184536
Never been to a rave

just fucking sick of it

errmm….

>>214184630
Bloke i know got mugged there

to see the tenks

>>214184633
He's been in every thread since at least 2021

right that's it. going to shop to buy delicious energy drinks and stay up for the next 30 hours

any morgoths review man in

>>214184630
>>214184652

You lads need to sort it out. Country mouse or city mouse. Choose 1

>>214184675
For what purpose?

>>214184656
id be going round the kebab shops, personally, and not for an order

>>214184584
i do

>>214184146

>>214184630
i've been there
downtown was actually great. saw herbie hancock play a street festival.

Ahhh so it’s okay to invade a country en mass and refuse to assimilate with local culture and customs just as long as you’re a English gammon

>>214184675
sounds awful

>>214184675
Alright but will you do anything remotely productive or is this a pure video game/shitposting/goon sesh?

>>214184702
funy
>>214184720
wrong
>>214184723
yes

VERY tempted to re-download Bumble

>>214184708
SEXO

love plonking down in west detroit and then setting the streetview back to the earliest date

>>214184748
This is Mardi Gras

the capsule wardrobe

>>214184683
he's alri. Really liked his one episode on J Burden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDSLOimiLn0

>>214184751
it didnt work last time so what will be different this time?

>>214184748
Nowt corr about that

>>214184766
Yikes

>>214184769
i went out on one date last time. that's something

>>214184740
You ever be in a corn field and think, "Damn this really needs a high speed railway through here"

>>214184766
oh wait it makes sense he cant use the laundromat because with only 2 pairs of pants he has to do laundry constantly

>>214184769
in this thread, we do not demoralise

>the laundromat
FOY

>>214184796
Yes actually

>>214184473
That was around the time he was pretending to have a girlfriend who he watched shag black men

Don't think he quite ironed out his gimmick at that point

>>214184755
if i was a mad billionaire id take some kids from a council estate with a no ball games sign out to that patch of grass for a kick about


ps. i wouldnt rape them

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/101199576/#101199576

heathermong has been posting about tonsil stones for MORE THAN SIX YEARS

>>214184719
a few british retirees on a beach in cadiz or palma is very different to the unwanted mass importation of millions of hostile foreigners for the goal of economic wealth which has failed to materialise for the average man

>>214184835
You're a better man than me

>>214184835
>ps. i wouldnt rape them

>>214184835
you'd be better off paying your taxes

luv me trains simple as

CHRIST is LORD

>>214184843
nice one mate you were the only one to (You) that shitty bait.

>>214184827
Poor bastard
He's only 166 cm tall too apparently

>>214184719
Point is I don't give a flying fuck what's happening in Spain

I hate everything.

yep another bank holiday well spent

I love Leah so much, how common is her phenotype on the cursed Islands

>>214184719
>legally migrate
>obey the law
>don't drain state resources
>don't be a sex pest
bit different innit

>>214184770
what? is she missing a bbc for you?

carfags can suck my arse

>>214184841
He's been on 4chan probably since the beginning seeing as he's in his 50s and has nothing else to do
He used to spam /pol/ about some migrant thing he found out about in Poland
Recently he rehashed it here and all the 4chan file names started with 15 so they must be old as hell

Livershit lol

>>214184933
TAKE THE SHOT POO SEAL

>>214184922
she's missing general attractiveness and her body isn't particularly nice

ktim in the sights

LIVERPOOP

the results of the bread and circus are in!

>>214184937
>>214184937
oldest filename i have is 129

>>214184933
scmraing

how have the gentrifiers not cottoned on to detroit yet

>>214184916
she's a lezza

>>214185001
>detroit is a shithole
wow never heard this original take before

Only stuff I watch is non-fiction on youtube

>>214184889
I don't know what to search on the archive to find it but it was right when he was just posting here.

I've brought it up to him a few times and he denies it was him

LOL

joining the Incel Republican Army

>>214185001
you cant gentrify an area which is 100% you know whats

forgot to eat all day oopsies

>>214185001
it's a rather big job
it's not completely dead yet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson%27s_Detroit

sucking cock rn

So many fucking crumbs in my bed.
I think we all know whos responsible for this

>>214184937
15 isn't that old, it's from around 2018

NEW

>>214185062
>>214185062
>>214185062

>>214185037
alri male model

>>214185051
get back to it then

>>214185051
ummy

>>214185038
Don't reply to your own unpopular posts you sad twat

>>214185006
could rape fix her, that's how we fix them here

>>214185089
schizo cunt