Thread 214186655

cum news edition

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>>214178047

FIRST

old guy was randomly mean to me at timmies today

>>214186723
What happened? You Indian?

>>214186655 (OP)
Sexo with black women

I am twenty-seven years old. I have no money and no prospects. I am already a burden to my parents, and I'm frightened

>>214186655 (OP)
>cum news edition
on my local news today somebody was shot in the town an hour away from me

her name was "Royalty"
guess the race

>>214186742
im white
dude was just bullying me for my job and my vehicle status

>>214186759
kang race

watchin destiny

>>214186756
wow youre just like me

>>214186756
my parents do not even tolerate my presence. please be glad that yours are allowing you to stay with them for now. mine kicked me out at 20 and i was homeless

>>214186776
Why do you get your political takes from a weak cuck?

Dicks out for Gaza

>>214186776
The rapist?

My mother got sick, so I'm taking care of her. She just told me that I am her gift from God and that she loves me very much. Is it wrong that my mind tells me she's saying that out of obligation? Of course she has to love me, she's my mother and I am the product of her bad decisions.

>>214186756
don’t be scared homie

>>214186815
Wow, it must be terrible to be homeless in country with harsh winters like Canada.

>>214186756
>I'm frightened
This puts you a step above the other losers here who are proud NEETs with no plans on changing.
I believe in you

>>214186886
i illegally stayed in america for much of it to avoid the cold

>>214186825
>>214186861
ad hominem

>>214186966
Idk man I'd be pretty embarrassed if someone i looked up to for worldview advice were a proud cuck. Might be informing his views in some subtle ways

I never had a chance to become a Jeet. By the time I was 17 my mom was dead andy father was hospitalized for Parkinson's disease.
I spent ten years on the streets, stealing, sleeping under bridges and eating out of garbage bins

>>214186776
a sure sign of a pathetic loser that will never change

>>214187052
Lmao epic Freudian slip, raj

>>214187052
*Meet
Not jeet

>>214187094
Nice English skills, raj

>>214187094
*geek

>>214187052
>jeet
hehe

>>2141870
It used to autocorrect Jeet so I added it so the dictionary now when I write NEET it autocorrects it to Jeet lol

>>214186905
I'd wager most of them are frightened deep down honestly
Even of the NEETs, only a few are true believers

>>214187094
*skeet

can't tell if my iq is really low or really high

Raja Jackson deserves life behind bars

> open mailbox
> L.L. Bean catalog
> all pictures are white New Engalnd utopia
pleasant surprise

Oh God dammit NEET

>>214187180
LL Bean has been like this for years lol

this general's namefags are getting boring, we need new ones

>>214187185
just stop posting

>>214187133
It's low
I can tell

Paper Chaser

>>214187167
it was an honest mistake

>>214186756
have you thought about enlisting into the army?

bruh :skull: im dead son :fire: :fire: these niggas :maskedninja: really talm bout some Raja Jackson need to go to jail :cryingemoji: :cryingemoji: :cryingemoji: :cryingemoji: if yo ahh dont sybau :cryingemoji: :cryingemoji:

It’s in their DNA idk they’re just not compatible

Chicken ceaser salad for supper

I'm not even fat but ya know what would be nice right now... just like a big slice of chocolate cake

For no reason. Like it's not my birthday or anything

You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe

>>214187229
No we don't

>salad for dinner
Dude sits down to piss.

I sit down to piss at home and stand up in public

>>214187372
Yeah then git sum
Get a whole cake
Slam it down your froat and be happy

>>214187338
you forgot the "blowing air through the nose" emoji.

Stg the selfie channel on that foot discord man
Bro was really like yeah that’s the one
People really need to see my goonermug

i dont know who needs to hear this right now, but you will always be a man

>>214187442
That's :triumph:

>>214187419
I have a friend that put a urinal in his house, super-mega based I would say, but his wife hates it.
I have never seen another house with a urinal, has anybody here?

gooning to gock

>car craps out
>take it to dealer for warranty repairs
>guy says they'll let me use a rental in the meantime for free
>get rental paperwork from a different employee, says the rental has a full tank of gas
>get in the car, don't notice until I get home that the tank is not even halfway full and also that the rental agreement has me charged for $53 a day
I'm getting swindled by these fuckers aren't I

>>214187469
Yah I’ve seen some new builds (idk maybe two) but it’s just weird

>>214187465
>:triumph:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xevc7-7Tk-Q

Let's stop the Senpuu Retsudan

gooning to mussy

>>214187237
yay i'm trending then

business idea: sepuku

Chicago gets frozen to pieces every year yet people rave about the hustle and bustle

why are humans like this

No I don't want to deal with 4 months of freezing my ass off each year.

>>214187557
what pokemon is that

>>214187552
>Trending in political figures
>Horrified
what'd orangeman do now

>>214187509
>(idk maybe two)
wow geil

>>214187574
The Windy City o algo

>>214187418
tee bee aych, the older i get, the less interested i've become in desert foods. at this point the only one i consume regularly (like, once per month) are peanut M&Ms. it's probably been years since i've had cake and i have no cravings to have it in the near future. maybe six months since i've had ice cream.

>>214187552
?

>>214187574
People that enjoy winter are shut-ins that don't go outside

>>214187613
uni students piling in for the new semester

>>214187613
drumpf is letting in 600k chinese students

>>214187613
Trump said Chinese could stay on student visas

Wow I heard that Baja Badson knocked out Veggie Stew

/cum/gpt help me find a youtube video
an autistic kid rocking back and forth with his camera aimed at a wall while chanting
>wall wall i am wall
>wall wall i am wall

>>214187623
speak for yourself i ski around town in the winter and love it

>>214187585
there were multiple posts on the front page of plebbit where orange man was basically like
> maybe people want a dictator? i wouldn't call myself one because i'm bigly smart and bigly kind but even if i were, would that be so bad?
so now people are shitting and pissing and cumming all over their pantaloons that he might try to interfere in elections.

THEYRE PLAYING A POLISH SONG AT STARBUCKS
THEY ARE PLAYING A POLISH SONG IN THE STARBUCKS

he hit my car on the highway and he tryna leave

OMG did you hear that Manishka the Plant zoombambled all over Ishicuck the Quamplier? Big grimplizzi vibes.

>>214187627
ja genau
have you ever been to Bad Kissingen?

>>214187719
This is what e-celeb drama sounds like to me

>>214186756
you’re not alone buddy, this shit is really depressing but we can win it somehow

>>214187643
>>214187647
>>214187657
they will steal secrets

>>214187719
do you watch gumbdy? nah I watch slipples. I only get my news from jungors. I don't watch brelbrod anymore because trimbleteek's let him fuck his gf

>>214187747
needs bigger ass

>>214187770
Just get a job you fucking losers
I make over $20 an hour as a security guard, I literally stare at a fence all day. It's a start. Go to school to learn a trade in the interim don't just sit around being a burden to your parents

When I was in high school and college I never appreciated how horny my girlfriends were. Now I'm 33 and me and the gf have only had sex once in the past 2 months. Shit is driving me nuts.

>>214186756
You have being 27. That's more valuable than all the money you could have earned being a 'success.' You probably feel like you're old and calcified and that 27 might as well be 45, because that's how I thought when I was in my 20s and blackpilled. It's totally false. You're in the prime of life and you have a chance. Make a small change. Start to work out. Take up flintknapping. Pirate ArcGIS and start making maps of the woods around you. Don't let yourself decide "I'm 27, 27 is old, it's over, time to descend into boozing and watching porn in my parents spare bedroom." I did that for far too long and I regret wasting half my 20s like that. You'll be ok, but you've gotta try.

Longcockblog just said on twikick that NiggaBoyJames fell off

>>214187753
would be funnier if it was that
sometimes starbucks plays latinx or frog music but this is out of left field, do all starbucks play the same music??

>27 living at home with no job
I woulda been done kicked you out on your ass a looooopng time ago

>>214187747
Ya
GF gifted me a romantic weekend getaway there a few years ago, we went to the thermal bath and booked this full body mud mask couples thing.
It was awkward as HELL because we had to undress in front of the bihh who explained to us how to use it and then we smeared mud all over each other while she was still there.
Anyway cute lil city

yeah that's cool or sad or whatever

https://youtu.be/M0Jngt_ZPCc

Do you know Saga?
I heard they’re practically unknown in their native Canada but they have a cult following in Germany since the 80s

>>214187895
if anons are gonna neet, the least they could do is get on government assistance so that they aren't a burden to their parends.

>>214187052
>20 YEARS INNA CAN

>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to repeated abuse

I'd love to know what happened in my IP range while I slept, must've been some wild shit.

>>214187934
>Anyway cute lil city
I know, I lived there for a few years

>>214187989
I can't ever post on mobile because of this subhuman who lives in my area

9pm EST Destiny will debate Ethan Klein on the Raja Jackson situation
I’ll wait until Asmongold drops his reaction on Wednesday

>>214188023
i think that's vince mcmahon

>>214188023
How do you even get that mentally ill

>>214188015
How many cumbabies did you leave behind there

>>214188029
yeah we know, where do you think we are

>>214186756
I'm just like you fr!

>>214187984
>burden both the government and your parents at the same time

>>214187972
I don't think I've ever heard of them. Looking through their wikipedia page, it looks like they've never had a charting song in the US and the highest that a full album has ever charted was 29th, 40 years ago. In Germany virtually every album has charted.

>>214188054
I "accidentally" fugged(raw) a young girl I met at a club, I thought she was older, and I fugged a school teacher from Frankfurt and the condom broke, so possibly 2.

>>214187972
no, but I know Die Toten Hosen

>>214188023
There’s a prostitute in my area who spams advertisements for her services using my mobile network

>>214188023
top kek, I once returned from a vacation and my router had reset, power must've gone out. i went on 4chinz and it said i was banned, apparently my IP got reassigned and the new one i received was linked to someone spamming dick rate pics on /soc/.

that board is such a cesspool and probably responsible for 90% of the rangeban shit that happens.

bomb ass freezies on clearance sale at sobeys
89 cents per 360 ml
bomb ass freezies on clearance sale at sobeys

so this is jason (on the right)

>>214188221
Jason is young, athletic, sexy and cute

One time I was catfishing people using pictures of a girl I found on Reddit and it turned out that said girl lived 3 kms away from where I live kek

>>214188275
>One time I was catfishing people using pictures of a girl I found on reddit
LOL

>>214188275
Bit zesty

I took very cute images but I can’t share

I should make a fake girl profile and flirt with black guys

>>214188275
peak troon behaviour lol

it's a mistake to assume that everyone else is as neurotic as I am

business idea: take estrogen and dress like a woman

>>214188424
Truly an expressive expression

cleaning up my unsorted obscure music folder

>>214188409
I'm not trans in fact I'm a masculine male who enjoys being a man so wtf are you talking about

>>214188531
Why his nipples so big

>>214188275
pendejo

ahem.

Need my face sat on

I shower like once a week but I clean myself very thoroughly and it takes me like 20 mins.

True

>>214188641
Bruh you STINK

>>214188641
disgusting and saaaarrpilled

>20 million monthly visitors
I don't believe it

>>214188618
I want to touch her soles

>>214188643
ACKCHYUALLY that’s not what intelligence means
>whoa the Down’s syndrome guy with low expectations got his mom to buy him some M&Ms which is good enough for him in life; he must be a genius

There arent any good hentai uploads lately.

>>214188681
That huge ass, vagina, cute face, titties and you're thinking about FEET

>>214188650
>>214188651
Half of that is just on my hair.

>>214188670
10 million at least are just ban evasions.

>>214188696
One of the funniest political photos of the last decade, or perhaps all time

>>214188701
Yeah

liberals attack ben shapiro for having a funny voice but they can never refute his arguments

>>214188790
I've been told that I resemble Ben Shapiro. Even my mom thinks so

ate 4 cookie ice cream sandwiches I am an oink oink pig bitch

its over

I’ll never watch breaking bad or the sopranos

Jason wouldn't last a fucking day in the west or south side of chicago

>>214188818
That's a lot

>>214188829
Jason would love boystown

>>214188829
No, I'd just leave. Or I wouldn't go there to start with.

Who suggested "dragged across concrete" again? Was it the bulgar? It's kinda retarded ngl

>>214188693
i think the hentai scene is dying

>Ottawa pride parade cancelled due to coincidence with Palestine protest
globohomo is imploding on itself in a glorious fashion

>>214188829
what happens in the west and south side of chicago? Thank you

>>214188861
I thought it was lame too
The director's other movie, Bone Tomahawk, is far better

>>214188839
they're so fucking good

>>214188829
jason wouldn't last a day anywhere, he's a shut-in manchild who can't even drive a car

>>214188790
I'm literally watching this right now, what a coincidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is7bkasogPc

He gets his shit pushed in hard by some old limey right at the start lol

>>214188878
>bone tomhawk
Sorta wish I knew it was the same director, I would not have payed. Was not a fan of bone tomahawk either. Though it was better than this

https://globalnews.ca/news/11348259/ottawa-pride-parade-cancelled-disruption-pro-palestinian-protesters/
KKKKKKKKEK

>>214188864
It really feels like otakuism is truly ending....

>>214188889
His girlfriend will clean the house for him, drive him, cook for him and do everything for him

HAPPY 4:20

What’s Rhea Ridley’s take

crazy how you can tell how worthless a woman is by how tall her bf is

Jeet Pride World Wide

>>214188927
back in the 201s there were many great doujin artists, now theres barely a few and they rarely make stuff

>>214188931
>His girlfriend
he's not dating his mother, he only wishes he was

My mommy gf will be rich and we'll both stay home and raise the kids.

>>214188968
So it wasn’t a girl after all

abigail shapiro's massive milkers

>>214188968
Latinx can be pretty feminine albeit

>I bet I do...CHRIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3BH97I5Ur8

>>214188969
Unfortunately I'm a white dude so I'll be working till I'm 65

I'm such a vile worthless disappointment to my parents
I can tell by the way they speak of me in lowered tones, and nervously glance at me that they know i will not amount to anything

>>214189027
Where did you get this pic of me

>>214189012
>Unfortunately I'm a white dude so I'll be working till I'm 65
65? That's optimistic

>>214189012
Just don't. Take the Vargpill. No gf no work.

How do i find the shitoris?

>>214189057
it looks like a penis

Me in the future
http://franzkafkastories.com/shortStories.php?story_id=kafka_bachelors_ill_luck

I'm the shit everybody cares about enthusiast

>>214189068
There is a penis in the bussy? Where does this creature hide?

>>214189052
I'm hoping we bring back the Guatemalans to work

so this is jason (on the right)

>driving home from work
>stop at a red light
>crossing the street is a guy who looks exactly like the guy on the right in this meme
>he's holding hands with a gorgeous young woman
>they're both smiling and she lays he hand on his scrawny chest as they walk in front of my car
>resist the urge to blast my horn
what the fuck does he have that I don't

I feel ugly
I feel worthless
I feel gay

>>214189087
you forgot your trip you stupid Brazillion faggot

>>214189109
he touches grass

>>214189109
The it factor

>>214189073
Same bro

>>214189153
Those are some excellent milkers

>>214189153
madam please I need milk

>>214189109
>what the fuck does he have that I don't
money

Eala is the first filipina woman to win a slam match

biggo boobo

>>214189187
WTF? My big brother said they were sideways

nothin makes janjan seethe like a lil cunnyposting

>>214189172
LOL

I have AVPD

>>214189143
Social Security is the biggest bullshit ever. You work until you're a walking corpse and pay a significant amount into it, only for lowlifes like Jason to get their trans surgeries or hormones or whatever the hell on the taxpayer's dime. Ridiculous!

>>214189219
Fucking kill yourself

>>214189219
lol

>>214189198
I would unironically pay 10k USD to have sex with Anri for 1 hour

>>214189228
take your meds faget

>>214189249
What would you do with the other 59 minutes?

>>214189249
No
Ew

>>214189228
Washed up old hag

>>214189261
Jesus engineered pussy to receive dick at 18

Pick one

>>214189285
The age of consent in Germany is 14

>>214189262
Good joke but I think about this more than you know. I'd take as much viagra as humanly possible to ensure I'd stay hard the entire time. I'd start a vitamin routine months in advance to maximize semen production and I wouldn't jerk off for weeks leading up to the trip to Japan.
If I suddenly become a millionaire within the next 5 years (in other words before Anri is too old and gross) I would immediately be reaching out to her to arrange a date to have sex.

so how 'bout them Yankees

>>214189304
those are traps

>>214189315
>I wouldn't jerk off for weeks leading up to the trip to Japan.
Bad idea
Did that once before meeting an ldr and came instantly
Twice

no rape today

>>214189304
Right probably has a bigger dick.
Left has a nose piercing?

>>214189377
lets fix that

Dragged across concrete is a 2.5 hour movie about a bank robbery planned by literal retards with marginal preperation

>>214189392
channelling your inner jeet

catberg was playing with the door stopper.

>>214189407
catberg onnamadone

I wouldn't even rape you.

>>214188693
I've been stuck genning fat milf gyarus for the past 24 hours due to that vacancy

>>214189393
If you want a kino bank robbery gone wrong movie, watch Good Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc3X2wzAroc

Where's terrone then?

>>214189262
bro doesn't know about MSOG

>>214189475
I'm a chubby chaser and I feel like strangling every plapjak poster in existence because it's such a stupid and unfunny forced rage comic tier meme

>>214189499
Ummm akshually Russia and China are the good guys

>>214189513
nah I think it just reminds you of your mounting regrets

>>214189225
What's the difference between that and social anxiety disorder?

waiting for my neet bucks so i can buy a thousand dollar counter strike knife

Thoughts on the city of Los Angeles?

true

>>214189598
They voted for this

Duluth MN

>>214189590
Don't waste your neetbux on useless shit!

>>214189603
If terrone were here this image would send him into an apoplectic fit of rage but he's gone atm

>>214189631
what else do i use it for? momberg takes care of everything for me

Need to shower tomorrow before work my dick smells fishy
Good night
(Tomorrow before work is in 4 hours)

Three thoughts for today:
>uh oh I don’t feel so good
>it’s all wrong, it’s all wrong
>please somebody help me please

>>214189648
You sound like a lil bitch

One day I was full of life
My sap was rich and I was strong
From seed to tree I grew so tall

>>214189598
I wonder how they all can afford their drug habits.

>>214189644
Save some of the money! Momberg won't be around all your life.

>>214189654
nuh uh

>>214189598
CITY OF ANGELS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o-OKb2bn64&list=RD4o-OKb2bn64

>>214189628
Gaudy and unnecessary

Internet connection fighting tooth and nail to stop me from speaking my truth here

>>214189676
who are you quoting?

>>214189709
must be the jews

My truth is this: *farts*

trannies and indians are two of the most disliked groups in the world

jason is a tranny btw

Discord zoomers acting like amy winehouse is some old people shit

>i'm scared to do anything outside of my house because a brown person could kill me
appalachia's strongest inbred

You look like an Indian, goshpedo

>>214189778
it will be you one day

Raja Jackson probably won't even go to jail, the guy he beat up might not even press charges

asked the neighbor for a wrench turned into shooting shotguns and magnums talking about negro invaders and the gov.

>>214189811
Smgdmfah

>>214189783
He should cut his nails unless he needs long nails for playing guitar o algo.

Who gives a fucking shit about anything? Life is just awful.

Every year blacks in Crown Heights commemorate Gavin Cato, the black kid killed by Jews that triggered a black uprising. This year some lame Antifa nerds showed up to the vigil. The blacks immediately ran these disgusting trannies off while chanting “fuck Antifa” LOL.

who is int's official loli anyways

>>214189872
that's really shameful. antifa are the only ones brave enough to fight back and resist what the government is doing.

>>214189847
He she cut off his penis for being a pedo

>>214189896
LMAO

>>214189872
And then Albert Einstein clapped and then shot a big cum load all over his own face and big jiggly tits

>>214189778
Despite being very poor, West Virgina actually has a relatively low homicide rate.
I wonder why (I already know why).

I have hated myself since I was just a little kid

>>214189964
I don't hate you.

>>214189935
West Virginia is a great state with nice people, others give it a shitty rep based on what they see on reality TV and dehumanizing progressive propaganda

t. New England

>>214189981
Thanks Germany fren

>>214189984
Also has the best nature and scenery in the entire United States

I have never seen a thin person on a 4 wheeler

>>214189984
Yeah, but apparently they have a lot of druggies on disability buxx.

t. watched some travel vloggers from the US

cazy how Einstein had a circumcized penis and so do I

>>214190057
He also married and fucked his cousin.

and so did I

>finally get home from work
>blink
>midnight
hate this so much im going insane

>>214190072
Gonna start using that as an argument for incest.

Another early gosshitter thread

>>214190105
The chosen ones reached superior intelligence by keeping their blood pure.

310

>>214186756
same but 31, im prob gonna kms once they croak

burger king foot lettuce guy died