Thread 214189072

Pub Elephant edition

get the floor weed inhaled

>>214189072 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KIHvuMl4Kk

>>214189072 (OP)
What team does he support?

wmbf wanktoil loometh

>>214189072 (OP)
>order a pint
>not much of a trunk on it
ffs never going to this pub again

>>214189072 (OP)
Amazing edition


Simply wonderful

lets make this thread a really good one lads. a /brit/ to remember

>>214189072 (OP)
wtf is he doing there that can't be legal

>>214189098
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>214189096
Coventry and Dumbarton, of course

>>214189072 (OP)
always remembers me usual

>>214189072 (OP)
right you cant just come in here throwing your weight around

if u boughted a cow farm it would be udder new management

>>214189132
i dont get it

The Million Dollar Homepage was launched 20 years ago today

Done 3 wanks today

>>214189132
they told me it was risky
i said i live to be darey

>>214189122
lmao

>>214189137
kek I remember this

floor weed more like phwor weed

timmy couldn't satisfy me like the cronem does. RARTED

WOMEN Pixels

*enters the thread*

>>214189151
just googled it and the lad moved to san francisco and founded Calm, which got valued at $1bn at one point

Just wanked off to roided brazilian men

>>214189163
is he ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCN7hJlq0jk
This guy murdered his family

>>214189192
do you feel like you might do this?

>>214189192
Cool story bro

>>214189122
puttering

>>214189192
haha what a nutter

>>214189184
hes just halfing a hard time

>>214189118
You ask me that every time I post about wmbf wanktoil looming, and once again I tell you that I am a pure blooded yorkshireman

>>214189151
I was going down a wiki rabbit hole of fads from back then and stumbled across it coincidentally on its anniversary

>>214189204
there's something about dire chebs i really enjoy

He be bergin'

anyone here a tesco boy

>>214189267
messy evil beast

Fully expect one of you in the future to end up on the news for some Fritzl like escapade

>>214189267
>raised bowl to make it easier to eat
i kneel

>>214189267
omds lad can't even post the photo the right way LOL

>>214189220
have you been down the ricardo lopez/bjork stalker rabbit hole yet?

>>214189267
you give him pretty massive portions

>>214189274
what do u got to say about it punk

>>214189174
filly sweetly sleeps the whole night long

>>214189267
>cole and mason grinders
good taste

>>214189163
wish this was me

>>214189302
I have not is this a wiki based one or can I kick back with a youtube video because my eyes are tired

right

slags

>>214189373
What's she grinning about? Bitch

>>214189394
source on this image depicting the dream itself?

>>214189267
Are those thonet chairs?

labu ubaba

>>214189394
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mumberg said I looked handsome today :)

tight, tiny little fucking arse in a skirted, frilly swimsuit...

>>214189413
no clue mate sorry

>>214189277
berg can't be blamed for that it was me pouring his dinner out sloppily. it's me who is the messy evil beast

>>214189289
yeah he likes it. was very cuddly the day we got him that

>>214189321
he just eats what he fancies and then fucks off till he fancies some more. he manages to keep himself trim

>>214189350
>>214189417
dunno what either of those are ask mumberg

>>214189477
:)

>>214189394
hnnnng

I love pop culture so much

>>214189524
>he just eats what he fancies and then fucks off till he fancies some more
wish my cat was like this instead of being a little whining slut whose greed knows no bounds

>>214189524
they say raised bowls are good for their digestion and other things like that and it's healthier
get him living to 40
get him on paye
get the lazy bastard contributing

>>214189381
www.youtube.com/@ricardolopeztapes134
youtube has most of the tapes but not all. the complete tapes can be found on the internet archive.

>>214189524
How old is he? How long have you had him for?

keep sneezing T^T

>visit Liverpool
>Basically the same third world mix as every other city
Well that was quick

I speak French
Not going to speak in it here because this is the english language general but I thought i would let /brit/ know i can speak French

>>>/pol/513922445
>>>/pol/513920131

>>214189776
I can't :/

>>214189724
Yeah but the Irish Liverpudlians welcome that

>>214189775
why the tranny in green celebrating this?

>>214189612
i think mines just really active he kills about 4 mice a week and is always out with his mates

>>214189633
yeah going against gravity can't be ideal even for a berg. was mostly just cos it seems shit having your favourite thing ruined a bit by having to be uncomfortable doing it
it's pretty obvious when you think of it, would be shit eating dinner like that

>>214189692
2 and a bit and since he was a kitten
he's really pretty stupid and really skittish

>>214189776
tg mdrrr

>>214189090
Dawg that can kill you

>>214189785
who gives a fuck!!!

Savoring the flavor of murder atm

funny how everything has a +protein version

These other Canadians are making me look good

>>214189796
What makes you think she is a tranny?

>>214189842
man face

Emmanuel Todd’s revision of US GDP per capita estimates it down to just below $40k, about half the official number. Adjust for spiraling debt-interest slavery, public spending and dollar hegemony and Americans produce about as much wealth as people in Croatia or Portugal. US economic dynamism is a total myth.

Poo+protein

I think it's a good idea leaving a big bowl of food out for your cat. It stresses a cat out having to meow and beg for food. Then they eat it too quickly.
Having food out all the time means they can eat when they want and take their time. Your cat seems to like it that way.

>>214189841
I've been a despyholic since day 1

should never be 20c at midnight ever

>>214189867
No idea what that means

>>214189848
Is sex defined by facial characteristics then?

>>214189867
brachycephalic more like

>>214189893
if i'd shag it then its a woman, else man. simple as.

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>214189932
Simmering

>>214189918
Sounds like internalised homophobia to me.

>>214189800
i'm going to be your neighbour and feed him at nights so he starts sleeping over until he's mine

>>214189794
Yeah you're right. Boats and co need transfering to, and only to, left wing areas, Glasgow, Liverpool, Brighton.

Sometimes I wish the country was big enough to split down the middle.

Do you prefer watching your kino solo or with your girlfriend?

>>214189932
True when u really stop and think

im the one who has to pause all income to bill gates' accounts while he picks up £50 notes stop fucking dropping them in front of him

>>214189861
What if he becomes a fat cunt

>>214189932
>he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up
How?

If Bill Gates never listened to Warren Buffet, he'd be a trillionaire by now

>>214189977
they get sick of dry food really fast and will still moan at you for a pouch even with a big bowl of dry stuff in front of them

>>214189986
he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up

if I dropped a bar of soap and pretended to pick it up I would have lost my virginity by the time I picked it up, that's how gay I am

>>214190000
Nice digits

>>214190016
What was he doing when he dropped it?

>>214189999
>>214190000
the double

there's an influencer girl I've been following lately and I have a major crush on her I usually reply to every post she makes and its always friendly and she doesnt have an OF

she lives a few states over from me and idk exactly where but I wanted to try and plan a meetup with her or I know which college she goes to so maybe go to one of the games and surprise her

but I was looking through the insta and she uploaded some new pics and it turns out she has a tattoo and my entire world just crashed

what the fuck do I do i've spent six months dreaming about her and now its all for nothing

>>214190089
Looking the other way

>>214190089
making £51

>>214190107
She has a very masculine build

>>214190107
nigga you sound criminal

>>214190136
It's a phase

age of consent should be 14 prove me wrong

Are you lads prepared to fight in the upcoming british Civil war then?

any australian posters willing to take me in for a few days/weeks while im there?

browsing indeed, seems like the only jobs are for warehouse (destroy lower back) or care assistant (wiping arses)

>>214190139
just a little bit of rape

>>214190107
For the melanin meat mammoths only

>>214190174
yep all signed up for the roundarses me

it´s nearly 3am here but i will take a hot shower now. This is highly illegal because at 10pm it´s "night's rest law" but i simpy dont give a fuck.. what is Hannelore going to do

>>214189861
stupid bastard cat likes fresh food, won't eat something left out for 2 hours

>>214190219
just called das police on you

Dreams come what may, unceasing nightmare

>>214190219
I just looked it up and showers are allowed under Ruhezeit

>>214190242
dialed nein nein nein lol

>>214190111
What?
>>214190119
How?

>>214190244
A large swath of North Face jackets and Nike hoodies

I have reasons to believe that the biomass poster is also heathernonce

>>214190291
American "fashion" has had a detrimental effect on society

Hej Hej

>>214190308
heathernonce isn't actually real btw

Bnuy

>>214190346
Hatred by happiness endures

Kia Ora koutou e te /brit/ whanau, kei te pēhea koe?

>>214190219
why wouldn't you be allowed to shower after 10pm?

>>214190342
Athleisure is the worst aesthetic development in western culture since brutalist architecture.

>>214190346
I need to be reincarnated as their toilet. I want to feel the different temperature of their tan lines as they fire out piles of delicious brown pieces of joy

>>214190368
You need more happiness in your life

>>214190369
>Kia Ora
lovely drink

>>214190395
Hate compels me otherwise

>>214190395
i miss her so much bros

>>214190428
She doesnt think about you at all

>>214190443
He clearly does

>>214190107
whats her depop?

>>214190443
i caught her browsing my linkedin a couple weeks ago

>>214190400
bit racist though isn't it

>>214190428
>>214190466
bradley.jpg

>>214190468
how so?

blud made a 2hr video essay on MLP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04k6CqSgOus

>>214190498
kia ora is like new zealndish for nigger innit

covid has created a generation of perma NEETs

>>214190524
the most moral thing to do is to shoot them all

cant believe my favourite streamer is a paedo
where will i get my political opinions from now?

>>214190540
The ones you hang out with instead

I AM FATIGUED

>>214190516
Laura is sucking Davids cock as we speak

>>214190540
Oh whos this then

Let me in and I'll be your friend

>>214190620
Im hiding in your wardrobe :3

>>214190640
I'm not hiding at all

lot to think about. much to be considered x

>>214190395
>slant-eyed lizard freak
Best Timmy culd do

>>214190369
fuck off

>>214190423
>>214190428
>>214190456

>>214190679
incel seizing his opportunity

>>214190670
Better?

>>214190689
Why would this be upsetting?

Try walking through the place you once called home where everything has changed. Everything and everyone you knew has moved away or perished and in its place the horrorshow of American globalisation with all the Africans, coalburners, Roma and Muslims it entails

How much more racist does it have to be before it's breaking Rule 3?

I can't tell if I'm a psychopath, or just someone who is autistic and deeply effective at masking.

I used to hurt animals as a child and I can turn on a certain degree of charm as and when required; I continually have to put on an act around other people and lie to them routinely some of which are too stupid to spot when I insult them brazenly.

I like art as well. Maybe this is life as a psychopath.

I am beginning to think that cuckoldry should be classed as a mental illness, and the treatment should be chemical castration.

>>214190755
>I used to hurt animals as a child
:(

>>214190765
bet they shagged some fit kids in their day

I bought this yesterday, what am I in for?

>>214190765
TICKET?!

>>214190755
What about kissing other men (me)?

>>214190781
Its nice

>>214190781
Poisoning if you post that picture again

>>214190781
a refreshing beveragino

>>214190781
Drink it and tell us what you think.

Need artificial wombs asap.

No more women, no more strife, just cute femboys, in my life

>>214190787
fat poof

>>214190755
last book youve read?

*inhales*

BHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ahah

>>214190770
grow up

How does this make you feel?

And the very latest from Helperlad?

>>214190787
Utterly foul.

My overriding desire at the moment is to start a relationship and take complete psychological control over how they feel and have them worship me.

Why, god only knows.

>>214190811
>Need artificial wombs asap.
>No more women, no more strife, just cute femboys, in my life
king of the rooooad

>>214190822
aroused

spent my teenage years and early 20s listening to chud influences and gaming all day
not my best move

>>214190790
>>214190801
>>214190798
Tomorrow I shall taste it and give you my opinion ^^
>>214190795
Huh, why do you say this? Is it really that bad?

>>214190822
Sad, to be honest.

He might be like me, and just be so terrified of being rejected or of kissing wrongly, that he can't make himself do it even when the opportunity is presented right in his face (literally)

>>214190822
why does he have tits? lol

>>214190676
Koe?

I literally think of other people as prey, what a sad fucking existence.

>>214190901
You clearly havent been punched in the mouth before

>>214190875
mental how the US went full chud mode over christian spanish speaking latinos working in construction and big arsed latinas, but we can't chud out over inbred pakis on benefits who actively dislike us

>>214190907
You have

>>214190914
Why the absolutely insane AI slop image with the deformed hand?

>>214190868
He's just teasing her a bit, lad

I'm so sexed up I'm near to going after trannies again then immediately regretting it

>>214190933
>again

>>214190901
youre alright. the world is messed up and people (most adults) are monsters. whether or not they are aware of it is inconsequential. i think the point is dont let this world turn you into a monster. substitute the negative for the positive or the world will get the best of you.

>>214190930
YJK

>>214190914
English Roses are top tier

>>214190947
Delusional

>>214190929
It's a real photo and a real hand, you stupid AI fool

>>214190881
hes american

>>214190954
No I don't, what should I just know??

>>214190974
Ahh yes, "real hands" certainly have random deformed flaps of skin protruding above the skin, like a half-formed extra finger. Totally normal, of course.

>>214190998
based retard

Wonder if that yank who complained about /brit/ being shit at this time of day is here today?

How do you think she would react if you did this?

Super
Army
Soldiers

>>214190922
niggers ruin everything

>>214190969
care to expound?

>>214191027
good post

>>214191011
i don't get it

>>214190998
nah blud really on some boomer type shih ong :skull: goofy ahh shih pmo fr

>>214191011
I know he's joking but I hope the dad fucks him Infront of his wife

>>214191048
You really are a subhuman, aren't you?

choose your fighter

>>214190994
Single mother bellies need to swell with incest babies

>>214191056
middle one is autistic

>>214191056
4

>>214191056
Wouldn't shag any one of them. The thought of having sex with a Tiktok-dancing zoomoid makes me physically sick.

>>214191056
I prefer Swedish girls

>>214191056
>>214191090
I need to be their toilet. I need hours and hours of early morning drunk blasts fired directly into my tonsils

>>214191091
bet her fanny's like sandpaper

>>214191090
>>214191056

>>214191107
You are mentally deranged if you are attracted to zoomoids.

Half the women in >>214191056 look like they have downs syndrome.

>>214191138
you are gay

>>214191056
braindead idiots

i'm 36 but only have sex with women between the age of 18 and 22

What’s your opening rizz line to the gyaldem you’re trying to peck with?

>>214191191
Being attracted to zoomoid women is gay.

They smell like a mixture of weed, body odour, and shit.

>>214191207
wagwan gyaldem

he said choose your FIGHTER you vile coomers
which would be victorious in the arena

>>214191205
what's it like being 36?

>>214191205
I'm 24 and only have sex with women half my age.

This House believes that the popular term 'willard' as a descriptor for the male genitalia should be replaced with the more humorous moniker, 'tuppence-tapper'

>>214191210
you are a gay man

blud thought he was cooking fr fr ong

>>214191233
Why are you attracted to mentally-deficient "women" who smell like garbage and browse Tiktok 90% of the day?

>You will never be alive in 1980s America playing dungeons and dragons on a rainy Friday night with all your best friends
Never really began did it

>>214191235
let's be honest, if her friend wasn't with her she'd have caved to the compliment and left with him after 20 minutes

>>214191225
i have a good job and enough money to vacation and live a pretty stress free life, so it's nice

>>214191258
>You will never be a young white male growing up in 1950s America

How do I tell the barber that I just want a haircut and I DON’T do small talk?

mad how jesus is king and he died for all of our sins

>>214191138
All women need to be connected to a matrix style machine and fed on a diet of laxatives and Weetabix so when they produce that large volume of waste it is collected into my mouth and nostrils leading to a painful, yet erect (like a certain cleavered chinese) death

>>214191235
dudes good looking at can't pull, what hope is there for us ugly freaks?

>>214191285
Use the word gyaldem

>>214191285
>walk in
>medium skin fade bossman
>sit down
Sorted

>>214191292
You are extremely mentally ill.

>>214191285
go to the Turkish man

fell asleep at the barber once
still got a nice trim

>>214191311
Tell us something we don't know

>>214191285
When you phone up for your appointment just pretend you are your dad and that you are booking a slot for your autistic son (you)

>>214191254
lol keep going your arguments are getting gayer and gayer

>>214191235
She looks like a generic blonde Tiktok slag.

Why doesn't he have better taste?

Utter specimen hours

>>214191315
Yeah and get scalped so you look like a 1400s peasant farmer

What do you lads get done at the barbers then?

>>214191316
i fall asleep at the hair salon all the time. usually when they're massaging my head

it just feels nice

>>214191285
Just don't talk to them, wtf? are you really that autistic

>>214191339
just shave my head once a year. very shy you see.

wtf?

>>214191338
>look like a 1400s peasant farmer
umm, based?

What the FUCK UK

>>214191339
A bit of top, a bit of bottom

>>214191369
HOLY KEK

>>214191369
screm

any touch starved man in?
havent kissed a woman in weeks

Not sure why you find domestic abuse so funny?

>>214191392
haven't ever been hugged by someone of the female gender (apart from mum)

>>214191392
haven't had a single hug in 5 years

>>214191392
Never kissed a woman.

Never been flirted with by a woman.

Never had a woman express romantic interest in me.

Never been asked on a date by a woman.

Life as a kissless, dateless, handholdless virgin is hard. Extremely hard.

>>214191404
Because it could happen to you

>>214191375
>A bit of top, a bit of bottom

>>214191407
>>214191408
>>214191411
Just see an escort man.

Link with the gyaldem. Allow the internet. Cotch early

>>214191392
have not had sex in 2 years and 11 months ive devolved into an incel after some traumatic events

bind
torture
kill

>>214191444
Kill yourself

>>214191440
I couldn't. It wouldn't help.

Even if I literally paid an escort to have sex with me, I wouldn't know what to do. I don't physically know the motions to make during sex. I would also be terrified about the fact that if I am bad at sex, she would think I'm pathetic and would leave with a negative impression of me as a person.

only thing worse than being an incel is being an incel with no career prospects
at least you other incels have high paying incel tech jobs

I love my e-wife, and she loves me

NEW
>>>/mlp/42499620
>>>/mlp/42499620
>>>/mlp/42499620

one day some of you might have sex and you need to remember this, the pussy hole is lower than you'd think

>>214191540
made this mistake many times as a teenager despite being told

new >>214191570

>>214190244
Global golgotha