Thread 214191811

Margaret tummy edish

previous >>214190095

How do I drive if I cant remember the signs and Im old and Im not brown so I gotta follow the rules

>>214191568
>>214191595
Together, we will live forever bros. Millions of years from now, when our bodies are turned to dust and our molecules scattered by the cosmic winds, somewhere in the vast ocean of the universe will be the remnants of every shitpost and every meme we've ever shared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hurXhBqkEA&list=RD5hurXhBqkEA

Fish sticks in the air fryer

>>214191833
The signs are self explanatory

>>214191837
Semen stains the mountaintops

>>214191833
>if I cant remember the signs
They're all kind of self explanatory tho
why would you need to remember them

>>214191811 (OP)
can you post taylor swift or pokimane instead of some random ugly ass bitch next time thanks

>>214191841
Yeah but I cant remember the stupid questions for signs and general knowledge because my memory's bad and I don't wanna read the book

>>214191837
Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

>>214191847
What does that mean

>>214191833
Stop yield and pedestrian crossing are the only ones that matter. Surely you can remember 3

How are thirdies so positive and grateful about everything despite living in such squalor?

Last night I got really high and watched Porco Rosso while sipping a few beers. Truly one of the best moments of my life.

>>214191833
I failed the test like 5 times

>>214191835
Is that how we make it? Is that how we live forever...?

>>214191859
You’re not funny

>>214191863
Oh boy you are so pretty

>>214191889
What are you, a gay fish?

I don't feel good if i get drunk alone, im an extrovert so i need to be around people

>>214191866
You have to get all the signs right and like 70 or 80% of the questions for the written/computer test
>>214191883
I failed twice and I have 1 more free try and if I bomb it I have to do a course
Also I'm old
>>214191849
Because the fucking test requires you get all the sign questions right

>>214191854
you are too dumb and lazy to drive

>>214191896

see >>214191878

>>214191872
Because they enjoy family and community

>>214191896
opposite for me, i only enjoy drinking alone

just realized jason seemingly stopped posting after the trvthnvke

>>214191899
>I have to do a course
Driver's ed doesn't teach you any of the road signs

>>214191912
Yeah but their lives are objectively trash, and they have no real future
how do they just not commit suicide in mass?
if i suddenly woke up as a thirdie I would seppuku so fast

>>214191872
They’re smarter than us in many ways

The Great Debate: IHOP or Denny's

I've injured my leg and now I'm probably going to have to be sedentary for a few weeks.

It's so ogre, bros

>>214191899
You just look at the picture and infer the meaning
how low is your iq that this is hard for you?

genuinely what is wrong w ppl you're perfect

>>214191938
That makes you mentally weak, most families came from poverty, generations later became successful

>>214191972
No it makes me intelligent.
There's no reason to accept squalor passively

At school, they taught me that people would offer me drugs but I should just say “no!” But other than weed, nobody ever offered me any drugs. I would have tried all kinds of shit too. Bummer.

>>214191954
maybe don't injure your leg retard

>>214191943
ihop out of this conversation lol

>>214191900
I'm smart but lazy with bad memory.
>>214191937
It's some garbage for failing 3x in a row
>>214191967
My IQ was tested 2 years ago at 140 by a real jew who practices judaism but my memory is around 110.

don't understand why americans are so chuddy about christian latinos working construction and big arsed latinas
you should try living next to inbred pakistanis!

So true

test

>>214191981
My grandpa came from poverty then moved here and became successful and his later generations even more so. You're just mentally weak.

Shakira's songs are so hot because she says words like "hips"

Her singing is bad

>>214192002
Our healthcare is slow as shit.

im back

>>214192002
healthcare is pretty good where i am though the problem with free healthcare is if you go that way there's a lot queue but for specific and rare diseases pretty sure the free healthcare is better than paid since a lot of that stuff paid wont cover it

>>214191995
I have, and they’re wonderful people

love a bad bitch with a big cold pussy

>>214192005
>>214192005
>came from poverty
>then moved here
ok but why did whatever shithole you're from not stop being a shithole? perhaps there's too many thirdies in it?

>>214192049
so a dead woman?

>>214191757
i don't know what kind your headphones were hooked up to, but radio signals can come through like that sometimes. there was a road in tennessee i had to drive fairly frequently that would creep me out because i'd pick up some kind of amateur broadcast almost every time and it felt like you were suddenly on the phone with somebody.

>>214192042
Yeah it's the 83 week thing in addition to have you considered killing yourself

>>214192005
If you are born into thirdworldland, there is zero opportunity
Your grandpa is just a fortunate outlier
You will die in poverty and so will your children.
So being grateful in that situation is irrational
you should be spiteful, small minded, and petty if you don't kys
I have zero interest in this conversation about weakness or toughness. it is irrelevant

>>214192049
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>214191888
We're made of the same hydrogen and carbon as our ancestors, possibly fed by grain or fruit grown in soil fertilized by their ashes. We're already immortal. Ascending to the cosmos once our planet dies is merely the next chapter.

>>214192054
Soviet Union economics

How do I get a job at a factory

i lose my military insurance tomorrow then im gonna be relying on medicaid til i can find a job :(

>eye of the tiger
>rocky theme
>queen - we will rock you
>eminem - lose Yourself
been working out to these songs lately

convert to islam

Surrender to Rome!

>>214192072
He stood on business

this is the symbol of a broken man

>>214192083
You don't want a job at a factory
Look into coffin making it's a hot market with all the old folk croaking

I’m definitely a brocialist. I don’t fully know what it means but I like the sound of it.

>>214192083
Apply to a job at factory?
I almost applied at generals mills for $25/hr, but the rotating schedule every 3 weeks was a big fuck that for me

>>214192110
huh?

>>214192115
pretty harrowing job to have
one day you could be making your own 0__0

>>214192123
It means you like Indian men

>>214192130
iykyk

>>214192123
good vibes for all the bros at there

>>214192106
So true
https://youtu.be/hnr9PIpkN5M

>>214192049
Morgue pussy is god tier

>>214192123
Is that a euphemism for a gay jew

>>214192140
I thought that was a Crapitalist?

>>214192177
CanIndian*

I'm always paranoid and scared.
What do I do?
I need to move.
I don't know where to.

Do I have a nice butt /cum/mies?

>>214192201
Brianesque post

>>214192083
Get a mechanical engineering degree and apply to automobile & aerospace companies.

sometimes it feels like everything good was only a dream or an illusion and it all reverts back to the hellish mean

Run for the shadows in these golden yeeeeaaars

>>214192201
I like it :3

>>214192233
what if your too old for college

>>214192251
No such thing, I had a biology professor who got finally got her PhD when she was in her 60s, and in that same class there was a woman in her 50's studying to become a nurse.

>>214191811 (OP)
What about the subtly soft tummy makes it so appealing?

>>214192262
Lol they both sound like massive losers

Hehe George Floyd

>>214192282
You sound like a loser as well.

>>214192284
LOL

>>214191811 (OP)
you can tell she hasnt pooped before this vid was filmed

Is Chemical Engineering based?

>>214192284
wypipo humor be like

>>214192294
So do you. And anyone who replies to this. Not me though.

>>214192305
Based on what?

Start a new degree at 35 labubu

>>214192294
The 50 yr old milf nurse isn't going to fuck you Hans

I am immune to propaganda, I have never fallen for an AI image.

>>214192305
If you want to work in the oil industry, sure. They're the largest employers of chemical engineers in most countries.

>>214192305
i think i heard the job market for that isnt so great right now but i cant be certain also wtf do i know

>>214192315
>I have never fallen for an AI image.
how can you know that?

>career pathway
>job market
>soft skills
>certification
>networking
None of these things exist
Grow up

>>214192350
As much of a retarded bitch as you are, you're mostly correct. It's 90% about who you know or who you blow.

Strongly want to drink beer but I've been drinking every day for the past 5 days so I need to give the liver a rest, but I need to fill the void with something

>>214192350
Then why is my linkedIn friend earning lots of money and im not?

>>214192305
yeah you probably deal with some bases and also acids too

>>214192365
>I need to fill the void with something
just get off

>>214192373
LOL

if you were a real nigga you'd have 12 bucks to help a brother out

I keep getting banned from IP
Idk what bitch is reporting me

>>214192407
are you saying anti-indian things? that usually does it because they jeetrage and report everything using VPNs.

>>214192407
what is IP

If i don't make it by 30, I'm offing myself

>>214192418
internet protocol, it's like a number that identifies you on the internet or any other network

>>214192418
Interpals

>>214192431
make it how? career? fitness? sex?

going to an elton john concert

>>214192458
oh i forgot about that website

Outer int is even more grim during American hours than during Euro hours.

>>214192467
No it isn't. There is nothing worse than being here during unemployed hours and it's just "what about america" thread for the 100th time

>>214192460
Career and finances. Sex would be nice, but I can live without it

Laguna dudu

>>214192477
which moot is that?

>>214192477
the type of nigga to tell you to jus b urself

>>214192484
There are barely any threads about America on int and most are made by Canadians.

I thought Margaret Qualley was in her early-mid 20s NOPE turns out she was born same year as me.

>>214192477
stupid fucking foids cant control the lust from showing on their face and body language when around a guy above 6'
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM SO FUCKING GODDAMN MUCH

>>214192508
kek'd

>>214192364
I love Dafne

>>214192511
Lies and that one leaf doesn't sleep

>>214192533
Never heard of her before but I just googled her and she cute.

im such a chonkin wholesome chungus fr

>>214192533
She got hotter in her 30s

>>214192558
you lust for her
you enjoy seeing her body and lusting for her
you cant love her

lol so randum XD

Imagine working at a nursing home
I wonder how often they've to clean up old man cum

>>214192589
GODDAMMIT CHUG!!!!!!!

quirky non-sequitur :3

>>214192597
They hire a faggot to take care of it

>>214192407
What are you saying that they're reporting

halloween is still 2 months away but I'm already seeing some jeffrey epstein costumes in the store

>>214192597
old men dont cum

Just be yourself and girls will want to have sex with you.

>>214192597
my grandpa can't cum because he had his prostate removed

>>214192614
Its just one crazy girl who I made mad
I think she's just finding my profile and reporting everytime i make a new one

think i have a hernia

pray for me bros, i don't want my guts to fall out.

>>214192628
They probably do a little still
nocturnal emissions you know

>>214192597
they clean up old man shit and piss more

>>214192658
herniated what

>>214192582
Yeah true. She’s super hot, what can I say?

>>214192685
stomach guts

>>214192658
It is a simple surgery these days, usually laproscopically so minimal scar and quicker recovery. Get in line bucko.

>>214192689
nothing i just felt like being pedantic for no reason, nothing personal

>>214192658
Baltar is my favorite character on that show

>>214192687
*slaps ice cream out of your hands*

just be tall is a irrefutable blackpill

>>214192702
I will die if I go into a Canadian hospital. It will be a simple surgery that results in me contracting a deadly infection that kills me and the pajeet doctor who fucks up will get off scott free.

I NEED PRAYERS NOT MEDICINE.

/cum/ peak lobby?

>>214192706
Yeah I know haha. It’s all good :)

i had a laparoscope in my braincase once

>>214192714
rude

finna give this girl a plaproscope gnomesaiyan

looking through the goonoscope

Got wordle on the last try

>>214192736
I had brain surgery in London Ontario and my life imroved dramatically desu

cant get a job in my dream city so how bad of an idea is it for me to move there with 6 months worth of rent money and trying to find a job while living there? is that dumb?

I’ve never had surgery. But I would like to get big perfectly realistic boobies installed that squirt milk. But fake tits aren’t that nice. Maybe one day.

>>214192806
What do you see

>>214192853
KANEDA

>>214192840
Which city?

Who are you?
The man you would have married.
*Disintegrates*

>>214192832
I went to school in London, apparently it's FULL of glip glop muck people now.

>>214192862
seattle

>>214192850
My brother once dated a girl with fake boobs and I made fun of her to my mom and she told me "so what, if we had the money we all would" really made me think

>>214192884
only brain damaged whores get boob jobs

>>214192887
all women are brain damaged whores

>>214192884
You've posted this before word for word

Not Kari. Never Kari.

>>214192915
Is this recent? She still looks great if it is.

they literally named this chinese nigga *gong* YOOOOOOOOOOOO you can’t write this shit

>>214192917
me and my lovely wife that i fucking hate

>>214192924
jesus fucking christ

>>214192924
I'm going to read the plot again the king everyday to my future kids

>>214192934
i really hate the pale look they go for cause its always that same sickly pallid color
terrible on the eyes

>>214192930
Yeah it's recent and she's 50. She was my first fap.

>>214192941
she is an evil bitch but i love her

>>214192910
Do you remember everything I say?

my training partner at mma forgot to clip his fingernails and scratched me deep across my neck and face
now I look like a fucking rapist

>>214192961
Damn, yeah I always had a crush on her. Watching Mythbusters when I was a kid was awesome. RIP Grant.

>>214192965
No but I remember that post for some reason
I don't choose what I remember
Cummies on here have a goldfish tier memory

>>214192990
damn i bet all the bitches wanted you today

i hope and i pray for a girl to goon to with me on discord

I think tomorrow I'll spend a few hours applying to jobs
Anything has to be better than what I currently have

Listening to Mac Demarco

Anglos are so extraordinarily and unselfconsciously soft they say "Deport the monster!" when confronted by atrocities that in any sane society would unquestionably result in rapid execution.

Just save up some money, buy dividend stocks so you can live of your savings and don't have to do shitty jobs anymore.

>>214193040
deportation to thirdie shitholes is a death sentence

>>214192796
lmfao stealing my pictures, thank you

>>214193048
no it's not

jeet at the counter tried to short change me and when i asked for the rest of my money he gave it to me while saying "i'm sorry sorry sorry sorry" repeatedly but he was smiling while saying it

just transitioned

>>214193059
dont you ever try to fucking contradict me ever again

>>214193054
you stole that picture from me in the first place...

It doesn't matter how well I manage my day. I always feel down at night. It's astounding how abruptly my mood can change

>>214192990
you have staph now and will look like two face in the dark knight soon

>>214193072
I look like this

>>214193063
why pay for social security if fags like you are going to spend it all on troon surgeries and hormones? i hope trump abolishes it, fuck you, motherfucker

>>214193069
shut the fuck up you fat retarded faggot

I never pay with cash anymore. All the shops which don't except cards evade taxes.

>>214193040
Yes, when a literal child rapist is caught they will scream "WE NEED TO HAVE A TRIAL FIRST!" instead of just executing the subhuman then and there

>>214193089
erm nope! nope sweetie! not gonna do that! nope!

not fond of the ethnics

>>214193091
>instead of just executing the subhuman then and there
And executing these monsnters would be the most compassionate and empathetic thing to do anyways. they'd just rape other little girls back in their home country

>all of south America not range banned
>all of India not ranged banned
>still has not disabled the use of VPNs
why?

>>214193090
i didn't fucking vote for this bullshit trumpcare, it's fucking bullshit, fuck you motherfucker

Chuddies want to be executed by the government without a trial
I guess that's fine with me

Its anti italian discrimination...

>>214193121
i'm sure there's something in the patriot act or similar that allows them to do that already

I don't think Trump is an idiot but he is definitely not smart enough to be the leader of the most powerful country on earth.

>>214193047
Pretty sure you need like millions in those dividend stocks to have anything close to an amount able to live of off

>>214193040
I'm anglo as fuck. I'm blonde and blue eyed just like trump.

>>214193076
I started wrestling at 5 years old. I've had staph, mrsa, ringworm, and probably other shit unknown to medical science. I'm basically immune at this point

>>214193121
once we execute all the libshit there won't be any need for trials + in this case we'd be executing brown pipo so nothing to worry about

>>214193108
Every person on planet earth belongs to an ethnic group
Even amerimutts belong to one or several of them

>>214193132
He can't even speak a single coherent sentence
He interrupts himself two seconds into a thought

>>214193132
Good thing he isnt the leader of china then

It’s almost /pol/faggot bed time, thank fuck

>>214193143
Who will you execute next when all your enemies are executed?

>>214193139
>I started wrestling at 5 years old
naked? with your sister?

>>214193133
Depends on the country you live in. With a stock portfolio of 1 Mio USD you could probably retire in some second world country.

>>214193149
shit ethnic pipo say when you call them ethnic

>>214193168
Its true howeverbeit
Swedish and german and anglo are ethnic groups

turning 23 in a couple days

The problem with Trump is that he's not an Old Stock American
He's of German and Scottish heritage. He's basically just as alien to this country as Pablo Sanchez in the Home Depot parking lot

>>214193167
>With a stock portfolio of 1 Mio USD you could probably retire in some second world country.
Saving up even a mill is like at least a decade of work
Unless you're pulling six figures

Execute all the neoliberals in the western world? There would be almost nobody left.

>>214193183
i'm not a neoliberal, i was simply a fellow traveler
have mercy

>>214193181
Or actually more like 2 decades now that I think about it

Schizojeet hours

>>214193178
Yes we need a heritage american such as cory booker in the white house

German was very close to being made the official language of the united states

chuds hate that i can get my gender-affirming care
they would prefer people are just left out to die

>>214193164
we won't need to execute anyone anymore, duh

trump is literally turning the united states into nazi germany by redrawing the maps, gerrymandering like fuck to rig the elections and turning D.C. into a military base. Yet everyone here is lauding him like the bunch of fucking sheep you are. Fuck all of you sons of bitches and suck my fucking dick

>>214193091
So you'd be fine with dying if someone accused you of child rape?

as a short skinny guy a 12g blew the air out of my lungs

>>214193154
He's getting old but he has still a lot of charisma is good with people.

>>214191851
>ugly
Why are you gay

>>214193217
fuck off back to red.dit nobody cares

>>214193219
I meant being caught in the act not accusations you dullard

gun to your head: would you rather
>get raped by a 20 inch dick giga nigga with AIDS raw every day for 2 months
OR
>rape your father once

me monching while all this goes on

>>214193216
Won't you get bored living in a chud utopia with no browns and no lib shits to complain about?

>>214193242
Libshits these days, always being pedantic over obvious things and thinking they're making great points.

>>214193246
something is going on?

>>214193245
i would just get shot in the head

>>214193245
normal people: hey hows it going man

>it’s real
lol

>>214193217
Neocons are retarded but it’s not their fault. They’ve been drowning in propaganda since they were kids. Propaganda works.

>>214193214
i shouldn't pay for social security if it's financing this kind of bullshit

Vantablack coal posts ITT. I blame Californians

>>214193181
The S&P500 reurns about a 10% yield on average per year so you wouldn't have to save up the Million yourself. Just let the compound interest work you!

>>214193251
no

>>214193224
>he has still a lot of charisma
He's the worst public speaker we've ever had as a presidential
He just rambles incoherently and says everything is GREAT or AMAZING

>>214193271
MOON BEAM ICE CREAM TAKING OFF YOUR BLUE JEANS DANCING AT THE MOVIES

>>214193245
father

gn cum you useless terrible horrible place

>>214193271
and inflation is more than 10%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z-i-gzZlVo

I got a letter this morning, I do, you ring it red
You say, honey, can you love us dead?
I got a letter this morning, my high D-ring is red
You don't say, hurry, hurry I call again, your love is dead
Oh, I grabbed up my suitcase, took out down the road
When I got there, she was raining on the cooling board
I grabbed up my suitcase, and I said, I took out down the road
I said, but when I got there, she was raining on the cooling board
Well, I walked up right close, looked down in her face
Said, good old girl, I've got to lay out the judgment day
I walked up right close, I said, I looked down in her face
I said, good old girl, I've got to lay out the judgment day

>>214193277
The last one was literally braindead and couldn't even speak so now what?

>>214193277
>He's the worst public speaker we've ever had as a presidential
>as a presidential
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

let me be clear

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that was

ummmmmmmm

obama

>>214193282
I heard this song play at the chicago river walk. I only saw skinny, rich white girls there. Anyway, thank you

>>214193294
Ok I didn't say Biden was good either that has no bearing on his own speaking ability

>>214193299
Are you going to visit Brian?

Obama and Martin Luther king at the greatest orators of all time

Some dudes just self-destruct and sabotage their own lives just to punish their fathers. It’s amazing how many guys resent their fathers.

>>214193307
No. I'm already in Madison, wi.

>>214193310
what about your mom

>>214193297
lmao obama was so terrible at public speaking it was embarrassing

>>214193327
FUCK
I knew it was coming after I hit post

>>214193288
It's more like 3%. Inflation was just usually high in recent years but it's getting better.

>>214193326
Im too wtf

>>214193334
Which presidents in recent times are better than him in this regard?

>>214193327
Very funny, how about you go back to /pol/, you fucking redneck?

>>214193347
all of them, that's what being the "worst" means

Bump

>>214193334
Uhhhhhhh gotta have them ribs, and bussy too!

dead thread

Im a country boy

Don’t you come home without them ribs

All bad things that happened to you are Biden's and Obama's fault.

>>214193366
ummmmmmmm let me be clear uhhhhhhhhh...my fellow americans...ummmmmmmmmmmm I am more of a...uhhhhhhhhhhh...hot dog guy, ok??

>>214191817
>>214191817
>>214191817
New

>>214193378
>>214193378
>>214193378

+++ Recycle +++
>>214191817
>>214191817
>>214191817

I had sex with what Jason would call a femboy once about 7 years ago and I made me realize i was as straight as someone who had sex with a man could me

Fck this shit! I'm outta here.

reconnected with a former fling from my teenage years and she’s unironically become so gorgeous, she’s become a softly/quasi-normal paganlarper living in alaska working for a national park. she’s been trying to convince me to move up there too lol. idk, my life isn’t going anywhere anyway, why not i guess?

>>214193390
I linked your thread, dummy

>>214193266
isn't this nigga supposed to be making a third political party

>>214193557
he decided not to after talking to Curtis Yarvin