Thread 214191817

This is literally me edition

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>>214191817 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjlgZaqaLyU

>>214191817 (OP)
real previous: >>214191811

Poo Poo

>>214193354
My thread was better than yours

this thread sucks but the other one sucks even worse...what a conundrum

アメリカ人 sisters, our response?

for me, it's eating my own cum after i goon

It feels like my gut is full but I don't need to shit yet

Kind of hope orange man goes full fascist with the national guard, just to see how it plays out

reposting:

reconnected with a former fling from my teenage years and she’s unironically become so gorgeous, she’s become a softly/quasi-normal paganlarper living in alaska working for a national park. she’s been trying to convince me to move up there too lol. idk, my life isn’t going anywhere anyway, why not i guess?

>>214193404
full fascist FOR ISRAEL

it's funny how they pretend this was actually anne frank instead of her perverted father writing this

>>214193411
future black stepson moment

i never talked to women but even i feel like a giga chad god compared to the people that write anime

>>214193412
Oh, I just realized it. Thank you, Canadian anon!

>>214193394
Sure but it's about who comes first.

>>214193411
Take what's yours? Fuck her in her pink pussy? Squeeze her fair skinned titties?

>>214193436
>Sure but it's about who comes first.
no it's about what thread is better, and since the other one was dogshit and this one is merely boring, we're here.

>>214193430
nah, she’s a chud if i didn’t mention already, we were friends cause she was a 2016-era /pol/tard type. she used to be the epitome of a femcel—poor, dirty, didnt smell great, etc. as far as i can tell she’s only dated one guy since high school and they only recently broke up

sometimes when the thread gets really chuddy it makes me feel unsafe

>>214193432
Need my face sat

I kept gettng texts for the guy who used to have my phone number. I looked him up using info from the text messages. Apparently, he was a big name in the classic doom pvp community, and he's since died

>>214193451
Don't worry bro, I'm a libtard so it balances things out

>>214193451
good
+
nobody cares
+
you're gonna off yourself anyways

would you rather have a
>coalburner daughter
OR
>tranny son

>>214193448
How do I connect with these Alaska /pol/tard gfs

I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.

>>214193404
Same ik it won't happen, but it would be funny if it did

>>214193460
what's his name though, maybe you can look him up in the doom pvp community

>>214193448
>one guy
lol
naive man

>>214193471
they’re on a person-person basis i’m afraid, most of them look down on meeting people online in my experience (the three i’ve had)

>>214193477
based merissa

>>214193469
I consider sons higher priority, so I’d take disowned daughter over trooned out son

>>214193477
You've told this before. I don't remember anything from 5th grade

Right so that's 24 hours without drinking water

>>214193411
Fuck off normal fag

total
normalfaggot
death

>>214193469
tranny son because you can fix that as long as he has balls
coalburners gotta go.

>>214193407
Respectfully ma'am, nice rack.

My farts are peppy tonight

It didn't happen

but

it should have

>>214193477
>Merissa
Terrible name

>>214193422
Hot

>>214193477
How about this song but with an M
https://youtu.be/BSaUXsaBnI8

>>214193514
Stop downplaying his accomplishments

>>214193514
>those 6 million people who used to exist but now don’t exist? yeah they never actually died haha. oh where are they? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you’re jewish o algo

>>214193519
THE LITTLE HOLE UNDERNEATH IS SO TERRIBLE SMALL THAT I SIMPLY CAN'T IMAGINE HOW A MAN COULD GET IN THERE

What’s a skating party

>>214193514
it's unbelievable how he could've held onto france, poland, czechoslovakia, hungary, etc. if he hadn't chimped out and betrayed stalin

>>214193539
seething judens lmao

>>214193469
Depends on what happens first, my daughter getting beaten to death or my son acking himself

Goon and goy slop is the opium of the chuds

>>214193552
skate on my balls lol

i posted in the previous thread by accident. how embarrassing!

I listen to Codeine, Low, Carissa's Wierd, Sparklehorse, Red House Painters and Eric's Trip.

>>214193569
Makes no sense

>>214193543
Hot

>>214193469
Coal burner daughter. At least I could whore her out and make some prime money

>>214193575
>Low, Carissa's Wierd,
Extremely based
Not a fan of the rest

>>214193564
i hate jews but denying the holocaust is so fucking retarded it’s insane
>>214193575
extremely good taste wtf

>>214193556
very low IQ take on the whole situation, ol chap

>>214193575
>ChatGPT, generate some indie band names

>>214193597
eric’s trip is canadian you little baby

I gave this woman 16 years of my life and she went and had a baby with my granddaddy

>>214193580
no, it means you get a single mother constantly asking you for money, might as well ghost her

>>214193585
>i hate jews but believe their propaganda fully!
A real man of genius, I see.

>>214193602
Is it named after the Sonic Youth song?

Hello my fellow anons, what's the most illegalest illegal thing you have done with your extremist friends?
Top kek to you all

>>214193613
Yes

Why don’t crackheads just make their own crack

>>214193613
i believe so!

>>214193591
>umm you're wrong
>why? well because i said so

>>214193484
I found posts about him on a couple forums. Apaprently he was a competitive Quake player as well

>>214193617
One time we consumed shrooms AND weed in one night

>>214193621
Give a crackhead crack he smokes for a day, but teach a crackhead to make crack and he smokes for a lifetime

>>214193617
i said i hate pakis in london once

>>214193627
You chud scum

>>214193621
They need cocaine to make it.

poop lmao

>>214193602
How about Eric’s Drip and his clitty is dripping

I'm the coolest guy here

>>214193639
Kek I once said "paki" in front of a room full of people in Britain before learning that it's a slur

>>214193655
Ewwww

i could beat the shit out of every person in this thread

>>214193660
How is it a slur? It's just an abbreviation of the country name
Bongs are retarded

>>214193660
it's not a slur, they were fucking with you.

watching The Departed

>>214193686
the retarded

>>214193673
Americans do the exact same thing treating Jap as a slur, or even treating Jew as a slur, which isn’t even abbreviated

watching The Deported

(brown people being shipped to uganda LOL)

>>214191817 (OP)
I look like that except I have a smaller bed

>>214193686
studying law at Notre Dame.

>>214193671
Whats your height and weight, buddy

>>214193697
Jew is not a slur

They use carbon monoxide to make tuna steaks appear more red in the supermarket. It's banned in Canada but totally legal to use it in America.

You go out of your way to eat fresh fish that's low in mercury and then they pump it full of carbon monoxide. Ach meine neger.

I look like this

>>214193719
I don't eat tuna steaks

>>214193678
>Paki acquired offensive connotations in the 1960s when used by British tabloids to refer to subjects of former colonies in a derogatory and racist manner. In modern British usage Paki is typically a derogatory label referring to South Asians beyond Pakistan, including those from India, Afghanistan and elsewhere. To a lesser extent, it has also been applied to Arabs and others perceived to resemble South Asians.
>In recent times there has been a trend by second- and third-generation British Pakistanis to reclaim the word, so that it can be used between young British Pakistanis, but not by outsiders, even Indians and Bangladeshis.

>>214193722
Ur kinda cute

>>214193714
I mean it kind of is, in the sense nobody wants to be a jew

i don't eat fish

Japanese or white girl?

a girl compared me to her father today so I'm pretty much in her pants bros

>>214193734
too spicy?

>>214193737
White

>>214193741
no I never got the taste for it. I only enjoyed ones I actually caught when I was younger

>>214193737
white girl

>>214193740
A girl can compare a guy to her dad, but a guy can't compare a girl to his mom
Double standards....

>>214193722
how u holdin up bud

>>214193737
I am a Japanese girl

>>214193766
Saar you are bloody.

>>214193737
japanese girl because she will be a virgin(they're totally chaste and trad over there)

cum is boring now i think its time to leave this general

>>214193785
:'(

>>214193737
jap

>>214193785
you are bloody

if both parents are high iq, good health, and have generally good genetics, why would racemixing ever be bad?

>>214193785
git out

>>214193813
BASED. WHERE DID THIS HAPPEN?

We are boring

I miss Sky King.

>>214193826
waahhhhh im a pathetic faggot let me ruin everyone’s lives and embarrass everyone who cares about me

>>214193833
Let's talk about ways to evolve and bring fresh experiences to this general

I can't blame powerful people and jews for acting depraved because if I had the same power I would act just as if not more depraved

do you like my new license plate, /cum/??

>>214193828
israel

dead thread

>>214193813
I like how the lady cop starts kicking as soon as the guy raises his baton

>>214193843
>more
what’s worse than a satanic cannibal pedophile?

depravity requires weakness not strength

>>214193845
you love to see kike jews beating kike jews

more like POO hampshire

>>214193841
You didn’t greentext, making this is a blogpost. Sorry to hear that you’re a “pathetic faggot”

>>214193843
I would just have MFFFFFF orgies and travel the world

>>214193874
sent that freak FLYIN'

>poo hampshire
>scatborough
>brownton

>>214193874
wahhhh you didnt follow the gay little rules blehhh i’m a big faggot

/cum/ is an EST general, our west coast bros don't get the full benefit of /cum/ being 3 hours behind us

>>214193692
LOL

>>214193885
bodied that freak

what would you do if you was gay

>>214193714
It’s used a lot as a slur verb. Even as a noun, when someone is behaving Jewishly

>>214193897
i am gay

this all started when Obama became president

>>214193885
No doubt you’re a faggot. But big? I don’t think so.

I love Buddhism.
I know the 7 winning numbers to the lotto max.

I'm not delusional.
God loves me.
People hate me.
I look sexy.

im gonna go to pooniversity and attend my clASSES and talk to my bonerfessors about goonwork

>>214193897
I'd probably cradle a guy's balls while sucking his dick to completion then show him his cum sitting in my mouth before swallowing

>>214193917
DISCOSTANG

I’m sad in the cool way, not the reddit way

Satanism is just a larp. The powerful people into it just like the larp of belonging to something mysterious and esoteric,
It's just stupid more than anything

>>214193917
this olivia chick sounds like a walking STD

im a coomer
im a gooner
where the hell do i jack it here?
i cant fap here

I desire a girlfriend

>>214193968
satan gave us freedom though

>>214193897
have sex with a lot of trannies

>>214193809
i have the same birthday

>>214193968
don't say that or brian is gonna sperg out on you

>>214193931
I tried this but now have a restraining order

I’ll be dead in the ground before I every give a fuck what some namefag thinks. None of them or their simps are funny or entertaining.

>>214194003
This exchange wasn't in the show

>>214193994
it's almost ur birfday, nigga

>>214194010
Boomer leaf....

Jason is actually pretty cool and funny though

>>214194020
time moves forward
nothing changes

Jason is a fag
Hopeless and alone he sleeps
Forever sexless

>>214194026
He's neither

I'll be dead in the ground before I do anything to improve my life

all these newfags getting filtered by JASON of all people

This jap is acting slant eyed as fuck SO effing jappy I had to lock him up with the rest

EBWH-094

>>214194017
It should've been

Chilling outside in my backyard

>>214193994
that prolly means ur parents were fuckin on NEW years ur a new years babby

I rode the night bus thru a sketchy part of town and instead of 1 or 2 scary black dudes there were 7 or 8 brown people instead. Is this jeetrification?

>>214194030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Djn-G6uSk

>>214194030
from what I've been told he likes futa and well...so do I, and for that I'll have his back

When did you realize you won't get huge at the gym by it is still better than not going for health reasons

>>214194066
wtf playback is disabled on 4chan
fucking japs

drinking milk

>>214194060
They are literally illegal Indians.
Either their work permits expired on their student visa.

Or

They are illegals.
Like literally illegal migrants.

You thought America was worse?
Canada is way worse.
500,000 illegals living here and getting paid cheap by the employers.

>>214194099
There he goeeess
There he goes again

>>214194072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVJmPn-yFJ8

>>214194105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

My favorite footfag artist has uploaded

I'm a libtard

>>214194111
>you diggin in me
what did he mean by this

Exactly 5 years ago, Kyle Rittenhouse fired 3 buIIets in self defence at a BLM mob. He hit a pedophiIe, a burglar, and a domestic abuser.

for $100, how many jews did Rittenhouse hit?

>>214194099
Jason I can out drink you in milk and I'm 5'4" 113lbs

Free market means your ass get replaced by someone willing to do it cheaper because that's what it's all about, it's corporations squeezing any drop of value they can from anything

real degenerate hours

>>214194133
He's a fat Jew.
I don't care about some fat Jew with a gun.

>>214194130
it's from gay porn

>>214194133
3

I'm not ready for sex with a woman yet I need training wheels, and someone to hold my hand and guide my penis into the vagina
I guess it's just something you have to learn

Mexican pussy tastes like cayenne peppers

dude is getting height mogged by schizojeet

not a fan of gay sex personally, haven't liked it so far but maybe it's an acquired taste

>>214194133
He fucking crossed state lines

I'm 5'2"

>>214194185
Are you a woman?

goddamn it feels good being a tall

watching ms rachel

mexican pussy smells like church's chicken

>>214194205
Who that

Hot climate = hot blood = hot vibrant upbeat spirit
Cold climate = cold blood = cold dead morose spirit

>schziojeet is shorter than my mom
oh no no no no no

>>214194217
he has a smaller clit than she does as well

>>214194210
yum

>>214194217
most jeets are midgets, i have to deal with them at work and it's actually annoying how badly i mog them and i'm only 5'10"

>>214194216
stupid link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6Cq9zpi_E

Good night, my CUM brothers.
Luckily, it has gotten very cold. Climate change seems to have come to a halt. I lie down on my mattress on the floor like a Japanese person. I have several pillows and blankets, and a blanket covers the mattress. You can't imagine how cozy it is. I've spent almost the last two days in bed. There's no reason to get up when you're unemployed. So, see you tomorrow.

It would not be an exaggeration to say that fitness saved my life.

>>214194214
cold climate people are forced to carry their warmth within them and give it out or show it only sparingly

I'm 5'7 and it sucks for dating apps but doesn't hinder me in real life at all

If i was a spic, I'd have a large social network large family gatherings out in the park where we all drink coca cola together and play music
God instead cursed me with cum skin, and cum skins don't do such uncouth rowdy behavior

>>214194187
No but I look like one unfortunately

Im 6'2 and women wont give me the time of day irl or on dating apps

>>214194242
I don't do that either but I'm a chicanx

>>214194242
if you were a good ol southern boy you could have both

>>214194239
fitness dick in your ass

>>214194260
Hi... I'm an ugly unpassing tranny ..

>>214194275
gays not welcome

>>214194236
Gn kraut fren

>>214194265
Absolutely

>>214194281
I'm a straight trans woman not a troonbian

>>214194275
jason i thought you went to bed

>>214194275
Become cute at least
>>214194300
If you like men you're homosexual because you're male

I'm not racist

>>214194306
pizza butt

>>214194265
freak status: airborne

>>214194303
no I'm zando

>>214194326
No you aren't

>>214194306
China is lightyears ahead of us

urine is stored in the gonads

>>214194335
How can I prove I am

>>214194275
>I'm an ugly unpassing tranny
long, convoluted way to say, "I'm a man"

Someone should invent a cum siphon that automatically siphons the cum out your balls so you don't have to take the effort to goon

5'7 is basically platos idealized human height, it's perfect

>>214194348
your mom's been around for quite awhile, dude

>>214194349
uhhh
Thanks!

still can't decide on my favourite Brazilian philosopher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY&list=RD5D3crqpClPY&start_radio=1

In middle school I once slept over at a friend's house and he pulled down his pants and spread his ass cheeks to fart but he just ended up shitting on the floor

>>214192701
Based cunninglynguists appreciator.

>>214194366
for me it's Bruno Diferente

>>214194379
kek

>>214194372
https://youtu.be/hY4l3htzhYA

>>214194379
The fuck

>>214193714
Exquisite bait.

>>214194366
rabbi shmuley

All womanlets should be euthanized for giving birth to manlets

>>214193737
jap gril. I already made a white brown haired blue eyed boy. time for some exotic pussy. white bitches are overrated.

Trying to be the best version of yourself includes not getting a job, getting a job equals resignation

>>214194379
so many awful childhood memories surface when you get older. remember visiting my cousin when i was 7 and he was 6. he would run around the house SCREAMING wearing a long ninja turtles t-shirt and a boner, he'd jump up and down on the bed and it was just horrible. my aunt never disciplined him.

>>214194236
I want to get a shikibuton

why is there even sunscreen that's under SPF 50
what the purpose

Jew is only a slur when it's directed towards Ashkenazi chads
It's perfectly fine to refer to mizhraim or sephardic shit skins as jews

>>214194436
To get a nice tan without burning.
SPF50 is for bitch niggas and asians.

>>214194306
lickable tummy (left)

Bought table cream instead of heavy cream. Fuck!

When we getting something actually spicy like a civil war or revolution or terror plots or coups
Tired of all the nothing happening

>>214194491
as if that song wasn't bad enough already

>>214194510
FUCK IT ALL GOT NO REGRETS
I HIT THE LIGHTS ON THESE DARK SETS
I NEED A VOICE TO LET MYSELF
TO LET MYSELF GO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>214194479
why'd you go and do that huh

We slam soy boys a lot but can anyone here honestly say they don't love soy sauce?

you know how betta fish will try to fight their reflections in a mirror well maybe humans are like that with their subconscious

I chew gum a lot because I think it's beneficial in helping prevent cavities. Also chewing gum after drinking coffee has a nice feel and taste to it. Today I was on amazon buying small incidental items i could buy at corner store but then i would have to go to corner store. I needed to increase my total by a few dollar to get the free shipping as I don't pay for prime so i thought does amazon sell chewing gum. Amazon does sell chewing gum for 38% cheaper than grocery store. 38% cheaper for fuck sakes.

You ever visualize a brain, that pink wrinkly thing full of veins, that's you

>>214194600
You should get that healthy organic gum. It's a little expensive though

what a great story

N

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>>214194626
bully anon!

G

G

>>214194614
you should try this Chinese gum

>>214194600
I'm going to save you the embarrassment of me pointing out every obviously wrong detail in this post, but let it suffice for me to say that this is an absolutely bizarre thing to lie about.

MIGRATE SOON
>>214193378
>>214193378
>>214193378

>>214194639
>>214194645
>>214194628
>>214194626
cum cum cum

>>214194652
You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe

someone make a good thread instead

>>214194652
too early

>>214194652
Not posting in that

>>214194705
Why not

>>214194705
>>214194661
alright it's settled who's making the Real New

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