Thread 214193378

benchod

Bros my leg hurts

bedtime gn cumstains

Told a girl she was cute directly today award

>>214194651
>I'm going to save you the embarrassment of me pointing out every obviously wrong detail in this post, but let it suffice for me to say that this is an absolutely bizarre thing to lie about.
do it

>>214194687
night bud

>>214194688
That's rape

>>214194703
It's not if anon is handsome, sexy, dreamy etc.

>>214193378 (OP)
bazed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhmdxgxsrL4

need to cook some ground turkey but its gonna take so long...

alright fine. i'll goon.

jews rape kids

No one ever touches me or says my name out loud

if goon is just the new word for fap, then what word should we use to describe actual gooning??

>>214194784
Self-raping

>Out delivering food tonight
>pull up to customers house
>theres a skunk directly in front of his house
>message him and tell him theres a skunk in front of his house and ask which side of his house his side door is on
>he doesn't believe me or something and decides to go out to get the food
>skunk immediately turns the corner and rushes him
>he runs inside
probably saw 5 skunks in half an hour tonight

>>214194774
this is true

>>214194775
TORAHHAROT

Chuds appropriate a lot of nigger culture--propensity for violence, vulgar sexual language, and musicality--then claim to hate niggers
I guess they're a bit tsundere

N

Black people invented music and cussing. You can read about this in my book, The Cool Rule-Breaking Negro.

>>214194791
I'm scared of walking around my neighborhood at night because of skunks
I fear I'll turn a corner and startle one

about to rape myself

>>214194814
>old boomertard white women: WAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!!!!

>>214194814
NIGGER

Ello

>>214194791
>>214194823
I've literally never seen skunks ever, I only saw em in cartoons growing up. What region are you guys in?

>>214194823
I'm scared of walking at night time because of illegal jeets

>>214194853
New England

need to see the foot rubber a.s.a.p, I've got high arches you see

>>214194860
Why? jeets are tiny and weak. just plow them over and call them curryniggas

>>214194853
I'm in Los Angeles County

cant sleep for shit. calling in sick tomorrow

cant read my
cant read my
no he cant read my poker face

>>214194870
Right here

Please come to Sverigetråden
>>214192681
>>214192681
>>214192681
>>214192681
>>214192681

>>214194953
no

>>214194862
wtf is that man wrist

women with wrists should not be allowed to reproduce

my huge penis needs to see a woman's orifice to realize god's vision

>incel sees girl for the first time
SHOCK!

>>214194953
I feel inappropriate posting in non English generals, I may pop in to compliment an op pic but that's about it

>>214194987
I also have an amputee fetish

>>214194879
I need other people to do it for me

>>214194995
Confess this to a priest see what he has to say

only women with small wrists should be allowed to reproduce and not willingly

goodnight

god's vision is a woman with a huge penis

Saw this guy today

>getting a job
You need connections
>getting into college/university
You need slightly good grades and connections
>Getting into social circles
You need connections

Lol.
I really don't care.
I want to be a monk.

>>214195149
>I want to be a monk.
probably gotta know a guy to get in on that

You’re steadfast, strong, deep espresso-brown,
Skin like the earth, grounded, profound.
So magnetic,
Your smile like a sunrise, a force so energetic.
You smell like ambition on a Monday,
Quiet time love, we’ll stay in, no need to rush, just sway.

>>214195149
Become a homeless rapist who rapes for a living?
Low barrier to entry

>>214195196
>Low barrier to entry
Is it really? Surely there is a lot of technique involved to be an effective rapist.

>>214195149
You don't really need connections to get into a basic state lvl university

There are films that I have wanted to watch for a long time. But I put off watching them because once I finally do, then I won’t be able to look forward to watching them anymore. Then I’ll have to kill myself or something.

>>214195215
The barrier to her vagina I mean
It's not rocket science if jeets can so can you
Fake it till you make it

Gentleman Brown, with the sharp, dark suit,
Captivating me with a look, so acute.
A slight touch and you’re moving my roots,
So fine, and it just ain’t fair,
So handsome, and so damn rare.

I got three (you)s on my last post.
Stupid retards don't know how life works.

>buy metal shelf from home depot
>comes in box
>open box
>tightly packed
>pick up one end and shake to spill the shelf parts out
>a million plastic bits and pieces come out
>set those aside as I assume they are part of the assembly
>assemble
>assembly says to use the plastic parts that are packaged in the included bag
>reach end of assembly procedure
>instructions say all those other plastic pieces were just for shipping and to throw them out
Ikea would never do this. Ikea would have also marked on the uprights where to position the shelves so they are equal distance apart instead of requiring me to count the notches in the uprights and divide to determine the correct interval.

Drinking 7Up.

I get home from work at fucking midnight and my.mom makes me spend an HOUR messing with thr modem/router when i told her she needs to get a tech out here its faulty hardware
Its 1:16 and im just in bed

thinkin bout making some 2am pizza rn

Drank a crisp bottle of cheerwine earlier

>>214195295
I do know how life works and I'm telling you if you want to be a real monk you can't just waltz in to the monastery and say I'm in give me the robes and a room

I'm better than you because I'm unvaxxed and uncut.

All the old ladies love me at j o b.
I get free boiled eggs in the morning.

>>214195351
I hope it made you cheer and not whine ',:^)

You don't know how life works.
You're a tranny.

honestly forgot covid even happened and i got it 3 times

>schizojeet hours
grimerald

>>214195398
typical vaccinated indian

>>214195407
yeah he loves to spam boring shit.

>>214195411
erm im a honkey and i never got the v*x

Joined alcoholics anonymous but there was no alcohol at all, not was there anonymity
Idgi

>>214195440
you're a vaccinated sir with gender problems

>>214195466
no u

microwaved mac n cheese and a grueling 8:45 start time at toil tomorrow

w-what a life

>>214195449
https://youtu.be/o64TRPaCSJI?t=131

wanna cry

>>214195449
The guy who started alcoholic anonymous said LSD told him to start alcoholic anonymous so alcoholics can get off alcohol by joining alcoholic anonymous, which works for some people and not everyone.

Why is there a horizon if there's an earth curve? It's halfway cut off right?

I'm being schizophrenic like Terry and using that random number website.

Being 25 is grim.

>>214195526
same. but it won't help. time will pass, and things will get better. we just have to wait a few hours. maybe a day or two.

Remember the first time you cooked for yourself and you realized that food didn't have to taste like complete shit?

>>214195614
i didn't taste any real difference between restaurant food and what i cooked myself until i pressed and cooked my own burger patties for the first time. the juice and the sweet taste of the onion, none of the veggies were soft or soggy, everything tasted crisp and fresh, all the cold toppings still were juxtaposed against the hot beef and melted cheese. it just blew me away. it made me realize i had never had a good burger anywhere, ever. not at restaurants, not at family cookouts, none of it. i made the first good burger i ever had, and it got me hooked on cooking.

>>214195494
what toil

>>214195574
https://www.gematrix.org/?word=I%27m+being+schizophrenic+like+Terry+and+using+that+random+number+website.
numbers are a universal truth and create the highest degree of knowledge 3949 3996 666 954

Firm handshake

Only one more day until disability day.

>>214195764
Can I have a citation saar?

>>214195764
bloody sir fuck

YOUNG WHITE MEN
>YOUNG WHITE MEN
YOUNG WHITE MEN
>YOUNG WHITE MEN
YOUNG WHITE MEN
>YOUNG WHITE MEN

>>214195924
What about them?

>>214195928
They cute doe

>>214195943
curse vishnu

>>214195981
benchod

what does benchod even mean

>>214195928
they belong to asian pussy

>>214196029
Motherfucker, I think

>>214195614
It took me a few months to get good but yes. I realized just how inept my mother's cooking was.

I saw a hot Asian bitch on a skateboard the other day

>>214196029
>>214196043
sister fucker

cow fucker probably

I see this asian chick walking around with sweatpants and an exposed belly sometimes
I want to fuck her so hard

sorry us Asian girls don't care for jeets

>>214196088
okay bitch lasagna rape u later

>>214196048
was it me?

>>214196112
No she was darker than that, probably Vietnamese

schizojeet, don't lust after asian girls. you have to save your bussy for rapeape when he gets horny, pleasuring him is all you should worry about

>>214196126
So true…

>>214196126
ok BENCHOD

BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARDS IN CUM MAKE FUN OF INDIAN MAN??!??! CURSE YOU!!

My Chinese wife takes my paycheck and gives me an allowance

>>214196161
She takes my dick and gives me thanks

Thoughts on Jackie Chan?
https://youtu.be/PZtxUfOqUVc?si=V2wQPkIZE0u6kf3e

>>214196180
No she doesn't

>>214196189
yup

>>214196189
she does, she told me she's sick of the tiny canadian pp, vewy small

I just want to say I also had sex with anons chinese wife

I am a depraved morose individual

Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious I'ma let the uzi spit turn his face into gooey shit

Proooooooo

Saw a big roach today

i exist, not sure why, seems not good

>>214196377
I know why you exist

>>214196393
i don't believe you

>>214196400
You exist because your parents had sexual intercourse.
This is the result of an unbroken chain of reproduction going back 4 billion years. Life exists on earth for numerous reasons, including our thick atmosphere, magnetic field, active tectonics, and proximity to the sun.

>>214196414
how droll

Canadians have bigger cocks than Americans on average, but Canada would probably be about the same as the U.S. if Quebec separated.

I jist need a big caring sexy momma with big tits to reassure me like a baby and let me suck her titty milk

>>214196428
It's very interesting.
As far as we know life is extremely rare, earth is a very special planet

Graveyard shift starts now

money money money
must be funny
in a rich mans world

>>214196445
>earth is a very special planet
doubtful
it's only special to us

It's like torture for us cels to have this eye candy everywhere knowing it's not for us
As a matter of public health women need to cover themselves

>>214196494
It's special in the grand scheme of things because it's possibly the only planet to have produced intelligent life.
How can you argue that isn't special?

I'm a depraved animal, just let me out of my cage already

Taking a spicy shit award

wtf dead thread

>>214197186
everyone is sleeping

Ok now you listen to me, you little fuckers. My cock is always on time. Do you understand me? My cock has never once been late. My dick arrives to the show to FUCK YOUR PUSSY. Don’t you ever fuck with me on this.

>>214197412
>>214198258
you fucking jews. you indian bastards. you fucking britons

>>214198589
I’m gonna eat a bagel under the stairs tonight. I want to impregnate black women.

rockstar has been cracked
sipping has commenced
arm day soon

!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!

!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!

!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!

!!!!!!STINKY FART ALERT!!!!!!!

>>214198737
Young white men.

>>214197186
Killed the thread for nearly an hour with my spicy shit blogpost award

Just because the eucoin sucks doesn't mean big currency is bad. I'd hold a cum(NA)coin.

>>214199666
well what was so spicy, morning star?

>>214199905
Currency unions are a bad idea. Greece got fucked because they couldn’t implement their own monetary policy at their own central bank anymore, and the ECB (reasonably) prioritized the wellbeing of France/Germany/etc.

Canada would be much better off economically with separate currencies for Western and Eastern Canada, due to the zero sum game between Western resource extraction and Eastern industry, on account of Dutch Disease.

>>214194797
NOW game designers are getting involved

>>214200065
Accidentally put too much chili into a side dish that I had with yesterday’s supper

They took this from you…

think I will try eating abv today and see if it gets me high

wish I had invested in bitshekels in 2013 like moot

>>214200223
that'll do it. i was helping my mother in law make thanksgiving dinner, and she always makes sauerkraut as a dish. i was picking at it the whole time we were cooking, until she finally went "okay, no more, wait for dinner." so then we were drinking bloody marys while we were waiting for the casseroles and everything to finish, and these bloody marys were hot, man! very spicy. and i had even more of the sauerkraut during dinner. the next morning's business was just horrendous. all that spice, vinegar and alcohol. good Lord, it was awful.

hit 3 different rep PRs on ez bar curls this morning

I'm at the bottom of the social ladder.
I'm a nobody.
I am too stressed out.
I'm stuck at home.
I need a gf.
Girls like high status bad boys.
The memes are true.
I feel helpless.
At least I'm not insecure like Vietnamese millionaires who do nosejob surgeries to make their nose look normal.

>>214201465
>banned from the kraut
What a battle axe

only thing I miss about florida is dispensary deliveries desu

Wake up punk ass up

Going to the anorexic side of TikTok will always be fun cause they just be saying anything

It's 6:22 am and I'm at work

>>214204110
who watches TV with all the lights on in the room

I promise to be your little piggy, mommy! I promise!

We're the kings of it all
From the day we were born
Yeah we're the king of the Kilburn High

yard = mowed

>>214200788
Wtf

Why did I become a girl?I am the Chikan who has brought many women to orgasm, and today I will be brought to orgasm instead.The woman who calls herself a god wants me to collect 1000ml of sperm to become a man.Damn! I want to fuck her, but where is my dick?Ahhhh! My proudest penis is gone!

USA needs a Stalin like leader that removes liberty and democracy once and for all.
USA needs hardcore communism, and gulags. Too much liberty and democracy has made them fat, lazy and corrupt.

>>214200788
I don't even let the retarded walmart door guy check my receipt if they wanted to see my penis I would probably rape them in public

>>214204982
>I don't even let the retarded walmart door guy check my receipt
yes you do faggot quit larping

>>214205006
You can literally just walk past them, if anyone is larping its you and your humiliation fetish acting like some cripple at the door has any authority over you

>>214205029
sure bro, I bet they do make an exception to their "ensuring people aren't stealing" policy just for you, tough guy

Some women are so beautiful

>>214205092
Name one

>>214205050
>walking past the crutches guy and saying no thank you is tough guy stuff
you really do have a humiliation fetish

>>214205155
you can stop trying to convince me man, I believe you
you're such a badass that you can just bypass theft checks and stunt on innocent old people doing their jobs

I'm just yanking on my shit

>>214205153
Your mom <3

Coffee made my bottom teeth numb.
Cocaine is mid.
LSD is god.

>>214200788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pranknet

>>214205224
Wrong

>>214205177
do you have a hard on from getting dabbed on right now or something?

>>214205258
Oh anon I don’t believe you

>>214205260
do you have a hard on from sharing with your anonymous friends on a cantonese cartoon forum about how cool you are

>>214205239
The jeet menace makes another appearance

>$1250 to hire a dwarf
This economy is out of control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKkcstwPd9k
jesus they don't even let the man speak

>>214205370
why and how did you even come across this

god damn these protein shakes are good

>>214205494
I was looking to hire a dwarf

Mrrouggghhhaaahhh I’m so fuckin gay

>>214205556
go on...

gm sirs what is your update for today?

>>214205684
Shut the fuck up pajeet

>>214205684
My update is I’m drunk. My update is I’m a fuckin pig.

cofe bros our time is now

all of you talk like alcoholics

wsup

I love those dear sharts and gentle people

Im the Hispanic ethno-nationalist

>>214205765
*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee*

>>214205874
Same, but Ireland

>>214205934
Hibernian ethno-nationalist

>>214205934
I'm extremely sensitive to caffeine.
My bottom teeth are numb.

saw the qt goth budtender at the dispensary again

comedians are the philosophers of our time; the last truthsayers unafraid to question God.

>>214205967
Shan't be caring about that but my parents moved here from Derry just before I was born

>>214206105
what are your thoughts on the yids

Sometimes it feels like I’m flying but also peesing down my legs

>>214206097
Why hasn't Canada won a Stanley Cup since 1993?

>>214206143
Climate Change

>>214206143
because canadians join the american teams for more money

>>214206143
this >>214206184
+ racism

I'm losing my mind

>>214206126
As much as I hate the kikes, I hate the muzzies more

I’m cumming! I’m cumming! I’m drumming! I’m cumming! I’m cumming! I’m cumming! I’m cumming!

>>214206269
*kneels in front of you with mouth wide open*

>>214206300
Uuuuuhhhghgh


Mmmpphhhuuuuughghhh


Oh yeah


Uuuuuhghhgughgugnghghgnggnmmmmmmmph

You ever do no fap and then nuclear blast on some unsuspecting girl who thinks it's just gonna be a normal load?

Now that… *swallows*…that was a big load!!!

There was a Korean working the register at my corner store, at least it's not a nigger, where are the whites?!

>>214206420
How did you start your sentence if your mouth was full of cum?

>>214206431
I'm fine with Koreans running corner stores, they run a tight ship.

>>214206498
One of these guys is on twitter and is pretty based.

>>214206544
Are you brown?

It's not the side effects of the cocaine
I'm thinking that it must be love

>>214206564
no, why?

hello

used to be a real charmer me
now i just want to not be seen as an asshole

>>214206488
https://voca.ro/1dxPQuQi0Ajj

So, you lot are awake now. Grand. I need everybody here to send me money, just a dollar.
Then next week we all send someone else a dollar, and so on till we're all stinkin rich.

>>214206605
Everyone except for me is brown and you people seem a little suspicious and brown

its funny how the perception of indians running corner stores has changed, when I was in college there was a big indian guy that ran the little one on the corner of campus and I would stop in every day and the guy running it would always call me buddy
>good evening buddy
>ah you are getting the hot ramen today good choice
>ah the skor bar is my favorite as well it get stuck in your teeth though so watch out my friend
>have you ever tried halva? the pakistanis make it but I assure you its still a very good treat!
it was a real novelty now we have so many indians that I walk in to a place and I'm like oh great another one not like I didn't see fucking 50 of them on the way here roaming around in packs

>>214206667
spoken like a true brownie

>>214206645
It's rude tot alk with your mouth full, catamite

>>214206667
>you people
What's that supposed to mean?
If I was brown I would hate rooftop Koreans probably.

>>214206676
In high school an indian conveneince store would sell us booze without an id

>>214206676
My big thing is where the fuck do I dians live?
I see them in corner stores and 7-11s but I dont know anyone who has Indians as neighbors, like where are they living

I don't get why everyone cares about indians so much, they don't bother me in public nearly as much as the blacks do

>>214206732
in apartments usually 5 per bedroom

>>214206694
Fun fact, the word "Catamite" is a transliteration of the name "Ganymede" which was the name of Zeus's little assistant boy

>>214206727
I thought Bulgarians were brown, sorry bud.

finished my daily dr pepper cherry

>>214206762
they're just as bad as blacks in public, constantly on the phone yelling in their language at the top of their lungs, they walk around in packs completely blocking off aisles at the grocery store, littering, shitting in the street, a lot of them just straight up don't shower so when they walk in front of you you have to hold back the vomit

>>214206617
Hi barbie

>>214206797
why are you drinking soda this early in the day

>>214206783
Yes! It was borrowed by way of Etruscan, which had no g or d sounds in its phonology and so approximated them with c and t

>>214206810
maybe i just get different indians in my part of the country but they don't talk loud here, much less shit on the street

>>214206784
NP

>>214206810
There's a 711 near my work that's staffed with Jeets that straight up do not wear deodorant or bathe.
You smell it when they're anywhere near you. I don't know why it's allowed, the store is managed by a white lady. I stopped going there, the idea of them handling anything I eat is sickening.
I even got quesy then they were ringing up the stuff I bought and picked it up and ran it across the scanner

>>214206839
im not barbie

>>214206844
its almost 11am bud

I’m a desperate fast-driving upper-class socialite. Please get me some pussy! Stop drive so fast my neighborhood!

Nick Fuentes

>>214206865
>Yes!
You asked chat gpt? My word isn't good enough for you?

I feel like I really should get a Filet o Fish soon
Long overdue

>>214206975
is a faggot

I think the bleached enriched flour in these crackers is giving me renal failure

>>214207023
Tea

>>214206937
wanna be historians who's only source is youtube will try to tell you that the romans and greeks were anti gay when half their gods were having gay sex, inb4 that angry mexican who has more cock on his mind than an actual faggot

>>214206980
I didn't use chatgpt
I don't typically use exclamation points, but I decided to use one here. I won't do it again in the future. I'm sorry

>>214207023
who cares

he dislikes jews and thats all that matters

>>214207109
Ok

For me? It's Norman Finkelstein

>>214207155
he does not like any one of those people in your ai garbage

I wish I was retarded enough to talk to chatgpt like its a real person

>>214207112
He is brown and gay though, I don't like that

I’m such a travellin’ humpsexin’ boozerboy.

>>214207023
LEAVE HIM ALONE! THAT WAS A PRIVATE MOMENT!

>>214207223
He's green-eyed

how is that brown

>>214207168
ohhh muscles marinara

>>214207214
I've never knowingly used an ai chatbot

>>214207270
The Italian Strongman

7 minutes into my 8 hours of toil

drinking covfefe

>>214207168
kind of unrealistic that tony just beat that guys ass and slept with a bunch of women in the last 2 seasons when he had become such a fat piece of shit

>>214207251
He is not white like me

>>214207298
I got a new post at work and Im doing 10 hour days but I'm making $1,000 a week take home now and I maybe actydo 5 minutes of work per day. The rest of the time I'm just sitting here

>>214207340
Alcoholism does that

>went to open photoshop
>typed photoshop.com in on browser

>>214207340
Maybe him beating Muscles was a stretch but not the women if you look at who he slept with
It's not unrealistic at all, you just don't know how the world works

>>214207360
I used to have a real job until a series of promotions now I make 3x what I used to make and do literally nothing all day
I miss actually being productive

>>214207196
he looks like the middle one

>>214207416
I once started typing in the comments of an instagram post when I meant to respond to a snapchat message

>>214207196
he doesn't like his dad?

I can’t stop picking at my fingernails

I used to use Instagram and Snapchat but it was exclusively for talking to girls so girls would seethe at me

i have never used social media

Who's Nate?

>>214207520
I stopped in 2020
I’m getting fucking old now

>>214207520
4chan is social media thoughbeit

A nigga from the bottom is a pimp or a robber, but a nigga like the Doc was lost, found and forgotten
See, I'm a born killer, my momma died on the table
I still bury bitches and it's twenty years later
A nigga from the bottom is a pimp or a robber, but a nigga like the Doc was lost, found and forgotten
See, I'm a born killer, my momma died on the table
I still bury bitches and it's twenty years later

>>214207628
no, its not and you can do nothing about it!

Use this for the new

Cocaine

New
>>214208026
>>214208026