Thread 214196976

Get the Brown Biomass Dissolved Edition

Croissant for breakfast lads

>>214196993
jezza getting elected would be the end of woke for good

And the man who never leaves his bedroom, how does he think society should be run?

my cousin’s out fighting the covenant, and what do i get? guard duty

we dont get to see how it ends. youll spend your whole lives waiting for the civil war or great collapse that never comes

I love when you dread toil and how much work you might have to do and then it turns out you actually have to do fuck all after all

jeans have faded in the wash

>>214197044
ethnonationalist socialism

>>214197061
microcosm of life innit

Trying to shift my circadian rhythm to wake up at 5am so I can crack on with shit before smelly children and wife wake up but it's hard going. Body hasn't quite adjusted yet, ChatGPT reckons it might take a couple of weeks

she's a demon hunter but it turns out she's half demon herself really makes you think

oh how they danced, the little children of stonehenge

Get the brown biomass out

>>214197061
if you turn them inside out prior to washing it slows this process down

why that should be the case I have no idea as I'm quite certain hot soapy water permeates the fabric of the jeans equally well in both directions. Maybe it's the abrasion of the jeans against the drum of the machine that causes the fading? Not sure about that.

>>214197057
ktim 1 whole email requiring 10 minutes of action from me

why are british people wearing american blue jeans

>>214197061
Isn't that the trendy thing at the moment or is it still holes?

>>214197123
why are you speaking english?

>>214197133
bodied that obese yank freak

Aren't the actual small boat numbers tiny? Get the citizenships revoked

>>214197057
haha literally ktim everyones still away

>>214197133
you've done him

>>214197096
The huge caveat here is it's only """mass""" deportations of illegals
Zia and his ilk will be bringing in plenty more legal Pakistanis
If you vote reform you really are a stupid goy

>>214197133
apples to oranges, clothes to languages

hilarious how English people aren’t allowed to fly their flag lmaoooo

Ausländer raus

beatboxing at my nans funeral

>>214197152
none of the current supposed anti migration parties in europe will actually do anything

controversial opinion:
if you can only have one night strands while fucked/with similarly fucked women
then you are stil an incel
to lose inceldom you have to have sex sober and with someone sober
similarly you have to have sex with the person more than once (altho only one time needs be sober)

You either die a chudfugee or live long enough to become the biomass

>>214197182
you just need to have sex

sex havers should be publicly executed

i hate using a toilet brush it makes my bum itchy

>>214197153
You were done son pipe down

>>214197196
well dur but inceldom is more complex than that
someone who has had drunk sex once or twice is more of an incel than a guy who has dated a girl for 2 months but hasn't laid

>>214197124
big baggy bottoms still very much in vogue, as per the zoomers at my toil. For those who don't seem to want to go super baggy, the next level down appears to be cargo trousers. Instead of jeans they will wear cargo trousers with these pockets on the leg.

I just wear my black skinny jeans like the unc I am.

Some genuinely awful Aussie posts this morning. Was never like this on old /brit/

>>214197204
>done
it was weak i barely even felt it

>>214197220
kek

>>214197182
No if you are sober and they are fucked you are an incel
If you are fucked and they are fucked you are not an incel

>>214197226
*poos on your head*

>>214197216
no you literally just need to have sex

2.2 million in 7 months is far more than I expected from blumpf. Most are self-deportations though

>>214197019
Big fat fatty

>>214197232
You the only thing you ever feel is a full stomach you fat cunt

get the brown biomass bulldozed off the white cliffs of dover

>>214197246
deportations aint ever happening bruh
same with jewkay

>>214197220
she could have saved you

>>214197243
penetrative sex only?
are you an incel if you got your cock sucked
a girl ate you out
if you didn't finish inside
if you wore a comdom?
you fucked her up the arse?
etc etc

>>214197220
I'm as chuddy as the next man however I must point out that Birmingham is the second largest city in the UK by population. It would be unusual if it didn't have a lot of murders.

>>214197266
just have sex mate its really that simple
source: trust me bro (unironically)

>>214197102
i always do that, i've only washed them a handful of times as well
>>214197124
they're back jeans and it's on the leg it looks bad

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
Quite the list isn't it

>>214197282
what is "sex"

>a girl ate you out
a girl WHAT now?!?!

>>214197259
pathetic honestly
i've been sent flying before but i guess /brit/ just doesn't have it tonight

>>214197275
It's clearly about rate of homicide not total numbers

Nothing sadder than someone doubling down after being done

>>214197221
ive got trousers like that but i feel too silly and uncish to wear them

>>214197285
most of these arent even from this year

Sir Gimmique of the Year

>>214197319
it's been the same list for years it's a gimmick

>>214197288
You never had your arse licked out?

>>214197319
Biomass and poo seal are new

>>214197285
>Forgetting about paper round in x
State of you lmao

>>214197288
ate his shit pipe

>>214197285
either biomass or niggerposting

>>214197331
erm... w0t o_O

>>214197312
same feeling here. It's not that I can't see the fashion trends, it's that there's no point in me dressing the way 18 year olds do because I'm 32.

>>214197264
We'll get 10 million out (as much as the previous admin let in). better than nothing, that's 2.5x the population of my state

>>214197344
that's just racismlad

>>214197345
Missing out my boy

>>214197331
disgusting sodomy

>>214197362
how much will they let in during this time

>>214197285
Love it or hate it, yhe binble deserves to be here

get the poo seals in

the smells you produce during wanking are mental

>>214197344
Has to be nigger posting for me

once shagged an indian girl then once she left I immediately hopped on /int/ to rorkepost
twisted puppy I am

Hold on so you're telling me the collective brains of this general over a year have only been able to come up with a word for minorities and a seal that looks like poo

at toil, sucking a fefe

farting so hard my arse explodes like when bugs bunny puts his finger in elmer fudds gun barrel

stagnant culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vDF7YJe3wg
you guys need to watch this

>>214197381
How if it’s a woman doing it

air frying a nigger

>>214197423
delayed my gimmicks to next year due to GTA6 coming out

>>214197421
Was she fit

>>214197437
thats incredibly obvious bait lad, do better

>>214197470
baited for this exact response

>>214197454
yeah extremely

>>214197421
was there any smell?

Attempting to jump over 100 niggers on a dirt bike but failing and killing dozens of them

>>214197484
*punches your skull into a fine red mist*

crushing the biomass into a sphere then putting it into orbit around Io

for those who missed it, yesterday spaino had a massive melty because people proved he is a paedophile

>>214197493
Yeah it was rank but I was horny

>>214197437
>poo smells

driving a monster truck through a nigger nursing home

pooing on a niggers head

blendingggg

>>214197493
NO ignore that other lad

did he yeah? don't care

>Farage to unveil deportation plans - including withdrawing from international laws
Oh joy. Can't wait for gfberg to have a melty and start drawing parallels with 1930s Germany.

>>214197523
Do you think those 2 white girls behind him got blacked? I can’t see any other reason to go carnival

So Abdul Wogman can come here illegally on a raft and we will give him a £2500 cash prize on arrival, that will stop them coming, bravo Nigel.

>>214197523
brave

using my dead nans body to beat niggers to death

>>214197543
This is why I'm glad I'm a smeggy incel loser
Don't have to deal with this

Why aren't you getting your money out of the banks lads? When our ZOG elites try to start a war with Russia or Iran, they will freeze the bank accounts of anyone who refuses conscription.

Start getting money out. Start stockpiling.

i've finally unraped myself

>>214197543
>start drawing parallels with 1930s Germany.
always just sigh and say 'i wish' when people do this
usually ends the conversation rapidly

i've finally raped my own arse

>>214197549
>I can’t see any other reason to go carnival
You gay?

i want pizza and salad for dinner uber eats let me order good salad and pizza for dinner discounted right now

>>214197585
As a white woman I meant

Got some absolutely gorgeous women matched with on me dating apps but idk how to talk to them. They even offer dates like ‘cheeky drink at ____ bar?’

>>214197549
why dont you use your trip anymore adam?

>>214197572
Me when my foreskin grows back

Not a Muhammad, Mohammed, Ahmed, Abdul or Raheem in the bunch. On the whole our country is a lot less fucked than yours.

smoking poo

why dont they sell cans in the same pint pots that you get milk in

>>214197606
banned for posting cp (true story btw)

>>214197606
Who’s adam

americans be like "hi my name's Asher"

>>214197622
>waylon
>hudson
>asher
theyre a bit gay them

>>214197622
also anyone trying to so division between nations like Britain and the US right now is obviously a fucking glownigger
Kill yourself faggot

>>214197622
Yeah we know?

glad i'm gay tbqh

this general has quite the selection of retards present doesn't it hahaha

reckon I should buy some gold?

>>214197549
lil sugar in di tank mhmm

>>214197649
That picture is bullshit aha

Why don't white women look like this anymore?

>>214197673
yeah its only a quid for 7 from asdas

>>214197622
>Waylon
WELLLLLLL

>>214197679
mannish body, you can find this phenotype in germany

>>214197649
The UK deserves every bit of shit that's thrown at them. Utter dystopian tyrannical shithole.

get the fucking niggers raped

*converts 10cm to inches*

>>214197695
why

>>214197700
thats not very nice lad

>>214197679
Many loads were spilt by me to Trish Stratus in the early aughts.

>>214197601
Yeah you're gay

>>214197675
Its from the BBC
Taking only Kentucky is as stupid as taking only Wales

settling in at home

new catberge is like half the size of other catbergino, such a precious little man x

>>214197706
its about 4 inches hope this helped x

10cm is 3.937 inches

>>214197714
*rapes you to death in front of your disabled wheel chair bound nan*

>>214197747
right well that wasnt very nice either was it

thinking about playing gta v with chaos mod

>>214197752
scream

>>214197729
It’s not the ons takes the data as England and Wales together Wales don’t get a separate one

The willard won't work any more it seems. Put the condom on and it shrivels into a limp worm.
Very embarrassing.
Sarah was not pleased.

>>214197735
he's not real man you're hallucinating

gfberg's making me watch encanto (2021)
she made me watch zootopia (2016) the other day and all, blood disney adults

>>214197785
at least zootopia has some shaggable animals

>>214197679
When I was younger my dad would buy me the WWF magazines sometimes and each one would have a folded up poster inside. One had a Trish Stratus poster and I put it up in my bedroom when I got home from my dad's house.

The next day when I came home from school my mum had ripped it down from the wall and when I asked her about it she said it wasn't allowed.

Bizarre behaviour. I was probably what 8 or 9 years old? It wasn't like she was topless in the poster, she would have been wearing her wrestling outfit. Why tear that down from your son's bedroom wall? She's a fucking headcase.

>>214197785
tell her you wanna watch the mario movie because youre a gamer

might watch zootopia

>>214197805
it's decent, worth a watch for sure

not seen encanto because it's woke rubbish

>>214197777
Never had this problem. I've busted in me trousers before unleashing willy the one eye wonder worm though

>>214197795
encanto has some shaggable... well you know

>>214197825
donkeys?

my dogs are so zesty

>>214197797
Rorkes origin story...

>>214197825
>... well you know
thank you for using my gimmick

notting hill carnival really needs to be banned

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756091989825845.mp4

watching the italian rugby womens team training

>>214197820
heard it has shaggable animals

I have several gimmicks in the works

don't click it no no no

>>214197883
dont pay attention to that bastard me

Rorke making his gf watch Sicario (2016) and explaining the difference in wound profiles between 9mm and 5.56

>>214197155
Is that true

>>214197875
sound like a man talking to his gimmick investor trying to buy more time

well you've had enough time as it is. You have until week's end to get a new gimmick pushed to production AND have it be well-received by the thread or you've had it

>all the white people dancing to carribean music at the carnival
screwnaibt
https://x.com/ub1ub2/status/1959940178463559834

>>214197862
I enjoy this webm

>>214197939
ktim

>>214197862
lefyypol looking at this and saying YES we need MORE of THIS

raping a fly

ponyposting is an important new gimmick!!

whats the best gimmique of all time? has to be either bradders or rorke

>>214197862
put me right off my weetabix that

>>214197969
Oh, to be on a wall

I hold the line
the line of strength that pulls me through the fear

>>214197773
You're a fuckwit
https://www.ons.gov.uk/releases/babynamesinenglandandwales2024
>Rank and count of the top names for baby girls, changes in rank since the previous year and breakdown by country, region, mother's age and month of birth.

>>214197971
The blue one is a mean fucking bitch. leave the yellow one alone ffs

>>214197978
it's EASILY bollock busting

>>214197999
Done im

>>214198002
preach

>>214197978
deano probably had the widest adoption outside the thread and website

>>214197939
Literally me

oh ffs how is rorke supposed to play Stardew Valley now?

>>214198028
not all hope is lost

>>214197978
those are staples but virgin vs chad meme was started here and by far blows everything else out the water

I want to shag her and sniff her farts.

>>214198028
why's it been deleted

>>214197057
Love it when I get there and toilfu has her tummy on show
Alas today is not one of those days

>>214198028
Changing demetrius' job from geologist to aspiring rapper

>>214198019
>>214198047
these memes originated on /brit/?

live your myth in dubai

>>214198062
leftypol took it down for racism

just took a vile explosive shit lads
been feelign ill all day but this just went everywhere
swear it was 35% water 60% air, there was spatter so high up the bowl i dont know how it past my arse cheeks
like if this is me sat on the toilet how can it get to where the red arrow is

>>214198070
deano is /brit/ish
the virgin walk cartoon that had widespread adoption came from /brit/ but the /r9k/cels went ecstatic over the drawing and drew the chad stride

>>214198083
I can see your willy

>>214198083
going to have to mull this one over a bit before i give my thoughts

>>214198083
bit weird to have a hard on while shitting

what will be the next great gimmick to break into the normoid conscience?

>This just replaces Demetrius' portraits with color corrected versions of Clint's and recolors his sprite.

>I'm hoping to do a full on reportrait once I have the time. I also want to work on removing all references to Robins previous marriage and make Sebastian and Maru full siblings but don't really know where to start with that so don't get your hopes up for that mod anytime soon. I recommend you use this alongside STulio's White Maru if you like the sound of one big happy Robin family. You may also like SurtrDraugr's White Demetrius but personally i think his portrait looks a bit too much like a black guy in white-face.

Screaming

>>214198070
we used to be influentional

>>214198110
i can picture my normie relatives posting about the biomass on facebook within a year

>>214198104
it wasnt so much a shit as like an arse wee followed by a fart that just sprayed poo juice all over the place like a sodastream

>>214198070
deano is brom britfeel, virgin v chad was also britfeel iirc

>>214198129
did biomass actually start on /brit/ because I've seen it on instagram a bit

>>214198113
>You may also like SurtrDraugr's White Demetrius but personally i think his portrait looks a bit too much like a black guy in white-face.

>>214198083
i don't get it does your bum press against the inside of the toilet bowl?

me and my gf

>>214198143
HOWLING

>>214198138
both wrong

bum is so full of poo that it's at that stage where it starts making whale noises

>>214198138
shut up paki

>>214198169
pretty sure deano is from britfeel

Nasty cow at work has left some Dubai chocolate from 'her holibobs' (to Turkey, not Dubai) in the office kitchen but emailed round a list of who's allowed to have some

If the White race doesn't fight back, we deserve to go extinct. No excuse for our failure will have any meaning.

>>214198197
Surely you can't do that. Send it to HR

my grandma has 8 kids and 35 grandchildren, me? 22 with 0 children

>>214198169
The Deano green text that does the rounds is from /brit/. I can tell you because I wrote it (I appreciate no one will believe this and that's fine). But I can tell you objectively that green text comes from this general.

>22
FOLC

>>214198151
no but like my cheeks are below the hole of my arse so the absolute maximum poojectory should still exclude all the sides of the bowl shaded red
however on first inspection i could see it was right up the side well into this zone

>>214198194
blow your head smoove off

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/gltptx9ciYI

Is this really what it's like

>>214198194
britfeel is just downstream from brit when the excited little virgins from here take their gimmicks back home check the archives for deano

>>214198197
Eat it anyway. Eat it anyway. Eat it, fucking eat it! Anyway

>>214198197
Kek been left out have you rorke?

>toilfu
do you lot work as office drones or something

>>214198197
thats really odd
cant really imagine doing that

>>214198197
this is like what a girl in highschool would do

Wonder if we'll see any new contenders for gimmick of the year award (December 13th)

>>214198197
i never have anything that people bring in because i don't want to be indebted to anyone

>blackie tried robbing an albanian girls handbag at notting hill
>her boyfriend chases him down and stomps him out
kino

>>214198277
/brit/ is a failed normie general

One of us could well be the reincarnation of Wotan/Hitler, lads. Will you be Kalki?

>>214198237
can't the force of the poo water hitting the side bowl cause it to splash upwards?

>>214198259
want to kick her head in

>>214198323
if the albanian man was english he would face prison time

That Dubai chocolate is shite lads save your money

>>214198277
...yh?

>>214198343
grow up

>>214198291
>>214198306
Women can be nasty when they're in an office together, especially at a small/medium company, so it is like being back at school sometimes

The chocolate bringing cow has left one girl off the list because she didn't write anything in her birthday card [spoiler]7 months ago[/spoiler]

some good poo diagrams from bruce. we're doing science.

shitting pure battery acid

>>214198331
Bet you're the reincarnation of some little Egyptian slave who died a virgin and probably had his corpse raped by the other slaves

>>214198323
Saw this, funny seeing him scurry away draped in the Jamaican flag

>>214198342
Obviously

>>214198353
what line of work should i go into

>>214198342
its a marketing gimmick to cover up all the sheikh pooing activities that used to be associated as dubai chocolate

>>214198323
and how would leftypol react when diversity clashes like this?

I reckon this will simmer all morning and probably kick off early afternoon, once someone not on the list eats some at lunchtime. People are miserable about being back at work after the bank holiday

>>214198364
did she explicitly say that or is it just implied
i work at a medium sized place with 200 people and its defintiely like being back at school sometimes but I've never experienced anything quite that blatant
just a lot of women being really nice to each other and having a chat and then 5 seconds after one leaves the other will say 'i fucking hate that bitch' or something and i realised i totally misjudged this situation

unprecedented suffering
a community struggles for answers
police who arrived on the scene have had to recieve counselling, one has since taken his life

>>214198237
i reckon the air pressure in the bowl might be enough to send some of the lighter poo particles flying back upwards if it was a really explosive poo

>>214198323
sauce us up

>>214198323
>>214198372
link me up

>>214198391
goes by darkness of the skin

>>214198377
are trades a viable option in the yookay? if so, that
>>214198428
ah yes

So lads, we're all joining Restore Britain or Patriotic Alternative yeah?

>>214198445
no im uastraluan

Went to a housewarming at a Barratt homes estate the other day
Would genuinely rather live in a flat than this shite

In a little while I'll be gone
The moments already past
Yeah it's gone

>>214198237
i think you're not factoring in Secondary Spatter. with enough pressure the lower wide shots will bounce, and the bowl angle they hit will send them high up the opposite sides into the red zone.

>>214198445
Posted it again award

>>214198404
An office of 200 is medium?

>>214198477
that looks fucking horrific

>>214197795
i'd give this chubby mexican bird a rogering if i'm honest

A dying empire in its twilight years with no industry left vs a billion brown people determined to eat at the dying carcass before it's all consumed

>>214198459
what did blud say he was

>>214198443
Alri ahmed eat your instagram endorsed chocolate

>>214198445
Reform obviously
It's the palatable wedge that will get deportations in the door
Rupert Lowe is good and I genuinely support him over Nige but now isn't the time for infighting even if I think Farage and his paki backer trumped up the entire thing the truth is Farage won and Reform is gunna be the next government

>>214198422
Can't find it now lol

lmao at you lot thinking politicians are gonna save you. Mad how people never learn their lessons

never going to work with or in proximity to indians again for as long as i live

Bovine biomass bastards

watching old videogame ads and some of them are hilarious
just saw one where a kid kisses his aunt and feels up her tit because she gave him a DS game for his birthday

>>214198517
>get deportations in the door
Of illegals. The deportation of people who come here illegally should be the standard. Nigel has only come out saying this because even labour are saying theyll do it

>>214198391
tragic clash of disadvantaged oppressed class individuals. inevitable outcome of not providing enough support to migrants and minorities who are under extreme stress living in a highly racist christian-normative white-centred society

>>214198535
This
We only have one realistic way of saving ourselves

2 kiwis is far too many for a /brit/

>>214198494
Well it's actually a very large 24hr 7 day a week super market so we only really have 30-40 people on at a time (significantly less overnight when we aren't doing online orders and backfill) and a lot of shift workers, not 200 people all in 9-5 monday to friday, so it feels more medium if you get me

You just know Notting Hill was absolutely TEEMING with Irish diaspora

so what are the aussie liberals up to then? dutton peacocking for a run?

>>214198551
this but unironically

>>214198545
Lets see

>>214198545
bollocks
why lie?
be quiet

>>214198562
don't reckon he has a chance since he looks like lord voldemort
both major parties want to flood the country with infinite chinks and indians anyway so it's pointless to even pay attention to

>>214198549
Yeah which is why I'll never attack people for putting pressure on Farage because it is making him support better alternatives, but I'm not gunna piss my vote away on someone who isn't reform
I'm from a Tory stronghold that's been Tory my entire fucking life and it is going to go Reform in such a huge wave by the looks of it I still can't believe it

lets rock and roll!

>>214198602
Poowong, Buckinghamshire?

>>214198602
they have tories in bruceland?

Following my own shadow

>>214198625
>>214198625
>>214198625

new
>>214198627
>>214198627
>>214198627

What are the chances our ZOG leadership starts a war with Russia to kill off White men? 30% imo

>>214198598
don’t understand why western politics wants all these 3rd worlders when you can encourage your native population to expand and solve the problrm

>>214198567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdg_0Q4ARow

>>214198641
>>214198642

>>214198655
brit anon forgot the subject field. bless his heart