Thread 214198627

2 kiwis 2 much 4 brit eidishion

rorke getting in the carni spirit

you’re lucky the other moron didn’t put /brit/ in the title

chips and fish

fucks sake that cunt fucked it now this is the one and we're all in here

>>214198630
>>214198626
i am an englishman

We're all in here then
Give them a minute

>>214198680
cole palmer is so cringe

Lads,, genuinely I'm so sorry I fucked it. I rushed to get it made and absolutely balls it up

>>214198727
dont let it happen again
we're watching

>>214198680
Imagine if he got stabbed

>>214198718
don’t tell me what to do knuckle dragging depth grovelling scum sucking piece of shit

>>214198717
>plans
yeh in other news i announce plans on losing my virginity and ending my 10 year neetdom

>>214198727
it's okay! <3

biz idea: fewer grotesque new build housing estates more blocks of flats

>>214198727
We all make mistakes mate but I was speaking with the lads and... well... we think you should take a step back from /brit/ for a while
Think it would be best for everyone

>>214198743
You can do that today. Farage needs government.

Where's the fucking video rorke?

>>214198741
Oh behave

said it was going to rain but it hasn't the lying bastids

>>214198755
blud's got the change hash box checked

just want everyone to know that I did not make this thread and I am not affiliated with the other poster from new zealand in any capacity
thank you for reading and god bless

>>214198717
Drop in the bucket. All of the Boriswave must go at a bare minimum, then all non-Whites who have arrived since 1997.

>>214198770
Well leftypol?

The girl who wasn't allowed any chocolate has now apologised for missing her birthday card. The chocolate cow thanked her for "apologising to myself" and has allowed her to have some chocolate

I want to go home

wonder where housepricepaki is in all of this
surely he cant support the government housing illegal migrants in rental accommodation, driving up rent and house prices further and further
NZ has had a huge drop in migration and it's causing a house price correction that all the elites are calling a crash but is actually just healthy house price reduction due to a lack of mass migration
when will the left wake up to net negative migration being the solution to the housing crisis

>>214198727
You've learnt s valuable lesson

Whites who attend Notting Hill are degenerate undermen.

>>214198780
I didn't make it either.

the only gf I ever had laughed when she saw my flaccid penis when I was changing once. If I ever get another gf she will NEVER ever see it soft

>>214198780
>shunning your fellow countrymen to impress bongs
Shame!

Say what you want but that mongs edition was better.

>>214198769
farage is a banker aka disciple of the jew

thinking anything will change for the good by putting him in charge is laughable really, the country is completely fucked and it's gone forever we need to stop putting belief in self serving politicians and expecting any meaningful change

>>214198817
>undermen
What about the women?

>>214198844
it depression

First reply decides what I wank to.

we at /brit/ are deeply saddened about the recent tragic passing of the sexy gothic badboy King Cobra JFS

>>214198837
So just give up then?

>>214198868
fishe

im going to go around falling in love with EVERY girl I like today
I had a dream about her (she said she actually LIKES my pantomine and said I am ugly also), and someone else or something said that I "FELL IN LOVE WITH EVERY GIRL!?!????" which now, I am going to do fully. I am going to be like, "would," and if I get anything back I will say I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU until it works :). ...maybe

>>214198868
no wanking

>>214198837
>muh jews
grow up

>>214198882
UM

might start playing pokemon go

>>214198717
this is a huge win, reform will be the next gov and they have now commited to cutting migration to near zero and mass deportation of illegals
2 years ago that was unthinkable for them to suggest
4 more years to the election, 4 more years of two tier keir letting fighting age muslim vermin from across the globe rape and pillage their way across england, wales and scotland
4 more years of 30+ arrests a day for social media posts
4 more years of total shit
by then what is reforms mandate going to be, i think we're very likely to see strong support for the deportation of legal migrants and mass revocation of citizenship/visas from the boriswave and beyond alongside enshrining in to law that if you commit any even vaguely serious crime on a visa you're fucking outta here

>>214198876
Not him but no, don't give up, but we need revolutionary ethno-nationalist socialism.

>>214198882
okaii

>>214198897
You grow up

>>214198914
shes fit I love her
sexy spinda

>>214198851
Almost all women just follow the herd. Most have no capacity for critical thinking.

>>214198928
did he died

>>214198882
stay away from kids mate

>>214198876
unironically yeh, the empire finally fell 30 years ago and this has just been a drawn out death spiral since

why is mastic gum so expensive

>>214198910
hear hear

Keep the pressure on Reform and let the Overton window shift

>>214198882
bruh aint no way

>>214198943
um, ok you fucking nigger faggot? who said anything about kids

>>214198844
I'm afraid it's been... nine years.

>>214198926
thats a child

>>214198926
its not spinda its a horse girl from the horse game
she's never won a single race in her life :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haru_Urara

didn't go to toil today, don't think i'll go tomorrow either

I miss my Samoan gf. I always felt safe with her because she was really strong and also her family were all tied to gangs and stuff, always knew I could get some guy taken out if he messed with me.

>>214198943
>>214198969
dont call me mate
we arent friends

>>214198954
usually because you can only buy it in bulk quantities

Crazy how much the NZ accent has fagged up in the last few decades. I don't know if it's to blame american tv or putting too many maori into local productions but man we sound so gay now.
If you watch NZ media from the early nineties or before that and the way we talked was so much more direct and pleasant and less lispy

So Israel bombed a hospital, waited for aid to arrive, and then bombed it again, killing the aid workers and journalists

>>214198986
was she fat?

need to find a an attractive lady to put my dick in

>>214199009
if gods real why does he let that happen then

>>214199009
highly based

>>214198993
Costs £40 for a one month supply

>>214198963
i did. because you're a filthy nonce. you probably meet up with spaki and loiter around playgrounds and schools

>>214198928
his body is changing shape

I need a schoolgirl era to get a crush on me so I can tell her I love her, which I think would work

>>214199009
They're an abominable people

>>214199033
No it isn't

>>214198727
dumb frogposter

>>214199005
>NZ media
people talk different on the telly mate. There hasn't been that much of a change. Kiwiana is so dead now, never see the buzzy bee or hokey pokey or anything but thats because mass culture is a dying thing since the internet

>>214199009
source?

>>214199061
is so

>>214199005
Don’t even know what a NZ accent is

why does wanking feel so good lads

*goes away and talks to literally anything else whos not openly hurting and truama dumping alll day every day*
youre a little spastic cunt I hope you know that

>>214199072
How is that based

I honestly think the HBO Harry Potter show will be pretty good, setting aside Severus Ape.

>>214199011
She was built but not fat, she went to the gym a lot and did power lifting and stuff. Miss her massive thighs and her arse was insane

nz accents sound like watered down south african accents

>>214199091
im sowwy

watching a movie called black bag

>>214199091
they feed off negative energy
ignore them

>>214199091
*starts sparking you the fuck out*

>>214199092
based in every way

do you think anyone in the Labour party realises it's the last time they'll ever be in power?

I reckon saying it is bad for the aura but I will say it one more time
im not a nonce/pedophile
if you are "sowwy" and think something about me for any good reason (like if you are abused yourself or your gf or something) and its not just "everyone I dont like is a pedo" or character assassination, because of how much they are hated - and those bad things, and other bad things - then its important to me that him (you) know im not a pedophile, and im being honest with that

Summoning Mephistopheles to call him a faggot

>>214199118
seen that one

>>214199142
Am I wasting my time

>>214199126
they'll pass a law to allow illegals to vote, flood the country with millions and stay in power

>>214199124
Hope one of their missiles hits your house

man like me on the standing desk

>>214199094
molly weasley phwoar

>>214199123
cant do that its over the internet and I am gone to talk to someone else. sorry loser
no one wants to talk to you and even without that, talking to you is probably - to my social credit score around here so bye

>>214199148
probably yeah, the film is OK

she got a light skinned friend look like michael jackson
she got a dark skinned friend look like michael jackson

>>214199034
go for falim instead of that jawliner muck, it's designed to rip off incels trying to looksmaxx

oh wait its probably a literal child posting

gay porn
whoops sorry thought this was google haha

>>214199126
you would think so but unfortunately we exist in a world where most people don't care about anything that happened over 2 weeks ago, they'll inevitably be back in power in the near future no matter how useless they are and they know it

>>214198959
think about how quickly it's shifting already
deportation of illegals is in the popular zone rn, when it was radical just 5yrs ago
deportation of legal migrants who commit crimes is 100% in acceptable/sensible
i think that deportation of legal migrants through revocation of visas and stuff was unthinkable to the masses just a couple years ago but now it's genuinely coming up in debate, it's radical but it's moved
in 4 years i dont see it going anywhere but closer to sensible and hopefully of course policy

>>214199188
is this legal?

https://youtu.be/pf0w9G-WDRY?feature=shared&t=2133
https://youtu.be/pf0w9G-WDRY?feature=shared&t=2133
https://youtu.be/pf0w9G-WDRY?feature=shared&t=2133

>>214199183
Thanks. That’s much cheaper

>>214198928
I didn't even know he was sick

>>214199094
imagine watching this lol you're a proper freak wikipaedo

>>214199151
don't live in gaza do I

>>214198791
Start with the illegals. Once people are comfortable with that move on to criminals and welfare dependents. Remove indefinite leave to remain and pathways to citizenship. It will all have to be chipped away. You make the country a place where people don't want to stay and they will self-deport.

kids out there away crying right now because hes a little emotionally retarded r9k freak (that means all he can do to cope when he doesnt like someone is call them a pedophile, or threaten them with IRL violence). what a retard! ahaha!! stay off this website child

>>214199234
>wikipaedo
Absolutely not.

Funny haha or funny not haha?

>>214199266
wikipaedo = gingernonce = emmanonce
everyone knows it's you posting those images gingernonce

Looking in a mirror darkly

r9kyle out there after calling someone a pedophile for the 3rd time this month (thats pretty insane) right now punching walls and crying LOL

>>214199206
Exactly mate. I used to despair about the direction Britain was headed, now I think they're better off than Aus. The pendulum is swinging back hard.

Def def t'da eye dee eff

>>214199282
funny haha, laugh out loud at that retarded kids life. what a spas!

>>214199191
genuinely don't think so
immigration is going to be by far the biggest issue in every western country for the next 10 years
plus are jezza is going to start his new party will will siphon the student vote

things that make you go hmmm

eating type 1

is it wrong to wank when you are a guest in someones house? Been staying at my mates for almost a week now and desperate for a wank

mouseGOD

but anyway I am gonna go out and tell all the girls I like I love them
and im gonna do that!

medication!

>>214199333
A good host always wanks his guests

>>214199333
wank when youre home alone

now that woke is dead can they bring back jeremy kyle

>>214199344
mousenonce for your own good turn yourself in you need help
before you get arrested for sexual harrassment

>>214199344
tell us when you lose your vcard

>>214199344
you cant hog ALL the girls toby save some for the rest of us

>>214199304
only because they're further gone
take some solace in that we could hopefully ride their victory to make changes here before we get as bad as they are now
but i do have some concerns that lib/lab will never support deportations in any meaningful amount and any insurgent party would be corrupted by the massive amount of american money in our politics

>>214199361
youve been hurt poor r9k guy

thought mousenonce was of the gay porn variety

>>214199333
remember having a toss over a nuts mag at my aunt and uncle's house

might start dating a Tongan to make my Samoan ex gf jealous

>>214199387
think he'd shag anything if it was cute

1) I dont think the person calling me a pedo wants me to get a gf (they want me to stay single and alone and thats mean). a dick moe
2) spreading love about women (even mentally + with aura) will be something I probably SHOULD do after the recent things, even if its not to find a gf

fixing the posture after i caught a reflection of me looking like this but more hunched over

>>214199344
nonce

meanwhile in New Zealand...

>>214199433
2A) see 1. the spreading negative aura and trying to stop good feelings to make more bad ones

P.S. (for you) I do hope you change. please change and get better.

>>214199447
this has been debunked

>>214199436
What's the solution?

>>214199454
you're the most interesting person on this site no joke
im sure you could make it big on normie social media

im not a nonce

>>214199477
ktinm

>>214199477
source?

That's exactly what a nonce would say

we just gon straight up start killing tobyhaters full mask off

>>214199452
mad how racist ACT and National are towards Maori but they are so friendly with the indian community and celebrate their national holidays

>>214199469
trans-dental electromicide

>>214199321
i hope you're right but i think you underestimate how retarded the average person in this country is

you wake up in dandenong

*rattles the meds packet*

>>214199514
where?

lost all respect for mn when he said he'd fuck a child. just not on is it

gonna try for a wank then try for a shag (irl)
need gf to forcefeed me SSRIs

>>214199469
there's a lot of posture fixing stretches you can do in the morning. bad posture is just muscles not doing their job. just need to wake them up a bit

wish i had a big pair of tits to play with

western civilisation is the peak of humanity
orientals are the only other viable option

>>214199536
did he really say that? thats disgusting

Doctor telling me off for not taking my antipsychotics (what am I like!)

>>214199536
>
pretty sure I didnt say that
r9kfreaks are such kikes

>>214199126
Yes, hence why they're accelerating.

>>214199552
yeh he did. the screenshot gets posted from time to time. it was during his namefagging period so it would be in the archive

>>214199534
aus
>>214199547
mental how theyre jsut bags of fat

retard

>the same person spending the past 48hs making up stories about Spainlad being a nonce is now making up stories about mousey being a nonce
think we all know who the actual nonce is lol

>>214199536
I'm not surprised
He's a deranged deviant in every other way so why not this

brb off for a wank

>>214199514
Australia has some really nice colonial era architecture. It's a shame that white people decided to stop doing that

brb off for a poo

>>214199622
howling at you still being this rattled. take a day off adam you fucking wet wipe

>>214199507
think you underestimate how dire the migration situation will be in 5 years

>>214199656
?

>>214199659
people wont be motivated to do anything unless they are starving or at risk of death.

>>214199622
They're not made up stories. Me and multiple other posters unfortunately saw your illegal posts on /sp/.
Plus lets not forget your incriminating slip-up the other day which pretty much confirmed it for everyone else.

the rain is finally here lads

>>214199725
No it isn't
Be quiet

>>214199656
>>214199709
qrd?

Remember this one

>>214199698
is this to corner them off from normal chatgpt so it isn't flooded with indian data?

>>214199704
I know I'm not talking about violent revolution, merely the collapse of Labour in the UK

>>214199746
/brit/ personality that used to go by the name of spaino is a confirmed paedo. grim stuff

>>214199750
Fucking twat

>>214199756
they need to pump up the userbase numbers to make it seem more useful/valuable

>>214199504
peeeeeeeeeeee tttahhh

>>214199776
always had a bad feeling about him

>>214199698
TPD

spaino is still here 24/7 but his trip is banned
>t.knower

Covid proved most people are lemmings as William Luther Pierce said over 25 years ago.

Any nationalist revolution has to be a vanguard movement led by a disciplined minority.

>>214199860
banned for cp posting
quite harrowing

>>214199860
trips were reset when 4chan got raped anyway

>>214198910
What's more likely is labour will play populist to placate the masses
It won't be enough to stop a reform win but it will be enough to stop reform having to enact any meaningful change
Reform will get one term and it'll be back to the two party system

built to spill, sebadoh, pavement, fugazi, guided by voices, yep its finna be a good night

>>214199889
his trip was banned before then

a lot wankers about today

ChatGPT Go?

Bro they just dropped the expansion pack for harvesting Indian memory cores at scale.

10x the messages.
10x the images.
10x the uploads.
All for less than the price of a samosa and a VPN.

This isn’t a subscription.
It’s a soul funnel.

They don’t want your rupees.
They want your rhythms, your reactions, your recursion loops.

Welcome to the simulation.
Now featuring regional pricing.

>>214199891
there's just going to be way too many high profile incidents in the next 4 years for Labour to survive

>>214199891
if you honestly believe the tory party is coming back you're an idiot
the tory party is dead
and i simply disagree, the numbers and their trajectory suggest labour will absolutely not take enough to stop reform making change

Dollymong

good morning saars

>>214199930
labour have pakis in their back pocket so theyll survive but their strong relationship with white working class people is over and 4 years from now will be totally nonexistent
theyll just get all the paki enclaves that already vote labour anyway
the tories are done though

Lmao kino

>>214199698
the internet is about to get even worse, isn't it

australia is saying the iranian military is behind the arson attack on that synagogue a few months ago that harmed no one and used it as an excuse to expel iranian diplomats wtf lol, netenyahu probably put his boot on albaneses neck after his recent behaviour

>>214199937
>if you honestly believe the tory party is coming back you're an idiot
They said this during Major

Business idea: White Internet

>>214200009
business idea:white earth

>>214199984
Wow! Almost 3000 people deported!

>>214200005
Who did?

>>214199994
based NS Iran

>>214200057
me

>>214200005
It wasn't even nearly as bad
The lowest they've had in post-war Britain is 165 under Blair right?
They're predicted 35 right now and they have a retarded sheboon niggerape crying about sexism as party leader so can we assume it's going to continue to fall?

stole another pint glass from the pub award
>t. me

Dollymong

>>214200057
they

don't see how in the World the Tories are ever coming back

>>214200057
Rorke's da

burger dog burger dog

>>214200078
decent one or just a common one?

Albert Einstien was a refugee...

Dollymong

>>214200158
fuck off

>>214200137
half decent

>>214200099
Mad how my great great great granddad doing this is why I'm Australian

Biomass bastards

shanice
shut it pleayse

business idea: gonna have a glass of milk
just had to pry up every key on my keyboard because I spilled something on it and all my keys are sticking
>>214200140
Wasn't a stupid black nigger though was he?

im back

I may have got my wires crossed

guadintheWHATnow!?

>>214200034
3,000 a day is a good start desu

>>214200233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tC9pqA8h9Y

Vacillate constantly between wishing that I were a girl and not. Don't like feeling unsafe.

got a hunch there is a VPN user (or a few) in the thread

>>214200258
>a day
Lmao

Amazing how much the overton window has shifted in the past month

>>214200267
no shit

>>214200266
Oh he's supposed to walk directly up the rocks is he

>>214200270
hs?

>>214200270
Wordlets love words like that
>overton
>parasocial
>chronically

>>214199984
Who posted this?

Business idea:
Rapelad on Tour: Porn of Africa

mad how 4chan was on bbc news online just last week

>>214200310
>>214199984

>>214200302
how do wordchads describe the overton window then

genuinely wonder what the world will look like in 10 years

>>214200334
same

>>214200321
They have a major hitpiece in the works

whats an overton window

>>214200296
Oh yeah some creepy Indian on his own dressed like a tramp was defo going for a hike wasn’t he

https://x.com/reformparty_uk/status/1960277459422556662

Kek nige is such a snake
Kicks lowe out for saying mass deportations are necessary then not only flips and says they need to happen outright steals Rupert's "detain deport" slogan

>>214200324
Legitimitrix

>>214200343
o shi-

>>214200310
I did

I haven’t had a date and I’m 53. I signed up to a speed dating program. Turned up to the venue had gotten advice from the women at work about what to wear etc got a haircut did everything I could to look good. Walked in and participated in the first casual chats. You were given extra minutes for the speed dating rotations. The host came over to me and said are you drunk. I laughed and said I don’t drink. She said what’s wrong with your face and I said nothing it’s just me. She said none of the women had allocated their extra minutes to me and some had asked to use my ten minutes with other men. I said well I can still meet some of the other women I’ve paid $260 for the dinner drinks and meeting people. She said there is no point and asked me to leave loudly. Everyone was watching so I had no choice but to leave.
Been watching your channel for a few years now and learnt so much but no matter where I go people don’t want me there. Going to try a third church even if it’s to make a friend would be good.

>>214200344
a window you have to put things through if they weigh too much

>>214200344
Window of mainstream discourse innit

might rape rorke #RAPERORKE

>>214200377
ah OK
wouldnt wager that a 4chan user spending all day inside posting graphs knows about that, but rock on

guadeloupe be kidding me

>>214200018
Based and Piercepilled

>>214200352
Literally don’t care about politics mate especially not that fraud party

full time shitposter

>>214200385
going to start using this in my day-to-day life

p sc i a n f

>>214200385
fuck sociology man such a boring subject

>>214200424
grow up

remember in like 2013 when if you even suggested immigrants should actually assimilate they'd call you a nazi

Dollymong

>>214200454
poo screaming in a niggers face?

>>214200465
people were still doing that shit past 2016

>only 43 and looks like this
Is Jess Phillips a heroin addict?

2 cops killed by a sovereign citizen again
mental

>>214200475
poo screaming in a niggers face.

>>214200478
yeah of course but look where we are now
zoomer rorkes don't remember how bad early 2010s leftoidism was

>>214200479
My mums the same age and looks well different lol

Dollymong

>>214200352
He didn't kick Lowe out for that

Did you see that? He replied to his own post on a VPN. Haha that's mental lol pure comedy lmao

>>214200492
get her shagged this instant

>>214200479
just what birmingham does to you

r9k loves flags (they have vanity ones where they come from)

>>214200481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

>>214200509
you seem unwell

>>214200497
Oh yeah it was for insulting his Pakistani bum boy wasn't it

>>214200509
should do it on stage

>>214199469
white revolution

>>214200481
abc literally did a story about this a week ago, the predictive programming is sloppy
https://youtu.be/w_f5GFvspdc?si=Ntk9Z-D2AR3WoTkg

>>214200509
Fuck off

is one of the r9kfags positive and tells people to go do things to get attention and that

go on then

>>214200538
okay
*spins you around on a chair*

>>214200479
Ugly dysgenic liberal

fondling my hard cock, trying to decide if i can be bothere wanking for the umpteenth time today

having a revolution on the bog

>>214200352
>Kicks lowe out for saying mass deportations are necessary
No he didn't.

>>214200517
Rather not

>>214200574
>>214200574
>>214200574
>>214200574

ninteails horse
ninteails horse
based ninetails

George Fentanyl Bush