Thread 214202579

What else would you add to analysis list in your country?
Also make your bets on my results. The one with the closest answer will receive a gift.

>>214202579 (OP)
>a tab with a puccia video

>>214202579 (OP)
>50 зeлeных нa гopмoны
нихyя ceбe тaм живeтe нa эти 100к гpивeн

CBC, Thyroid, Vit D.

>>214202579 (OP)
>Synevo
kek I used this lab's logo and data for my fake covid test pdfs

>>214203179
This? Chatgpt said me its only to check if I have anemnia™ and some inflammatory processes
Also vitamin D 25-hydroxyvitakin? 25-ohd?
No idea what all that means

TSH thyriod stimulating hornone?

>>214203624
what is the purpose of these lab tests?

Also if you want to evaluate thyroid function, you need thyroid hormones also (free T4). TSH is how the brain regulates how much to thyroid hormones to release, and thyroid hormones are the levels actually released to your blood.

>>214203536
You fell for /fit/ muh testosterone meme didn't you
There's a reason why even general doctors don't do these kind of endocrino test. If you don't have gynecomastia, normal fertility and hair pattern you simply don't need it

>>214203179
Basically everyone is deficient in vit D. Supplementation only recommended in osteoporosis/menopausal women

>>214203817
Did order t4 too

>>214204993
Shawarma mentioned. Brownoid pride worldwide. Shitalians on life support at no longer having the most popular semi fast food

>>214205077
Uhm, saar, this is shahlyk actually, caucasian meat

Btw its the second time I buy from this place, it costs billions, yet its so fucking mid
Even below mid

>>214204993
why do you want these labs, just for fun? Or because you think something is wrong?
... actually, do you eat like shit? Drink soda for ur takeouts? If so, maybe take fasting glucose aswell..

>>214205380
>Or because you think something is wrong?
Yes.
I shouldn't feel so horrible.
I should feel good, easy and strong.

>>214205486
99% chance you will not find your answer on a lab result
At best maybe you will find some labs being a bit off, but they will most likely be secondary to your mental state which sounds like is the root of your problem

>>214205759
Yeah, but your mental state is connected with your hormonal balance, isn't it?

>>214205831
Yes, but the mind controls the body. If the mind is sick, it can lead to bad habits which in turn makes the body sick/dysfunctional

For example, if you eat very poorly (too little), it alters many of the hormonal regulation systems.
The gonadal axis (FSH, LH -> test and estradiol) ALL low
thyroid axis (TSH and thyroid hormones) low
HPA axis (kortisol) high

>>214206152
I'm taking tests of all you've listed
And isn't the mind-body thing works wise versa? I can't fix my mind, maybe fixing body might help with it

>>214206393
Then you are treating a symptom without addressing the root cause. Doing exogenous hormones might not have the desired effect.
Im not saying you shouldnt do these tests, if you can afford them. But you should also consider that the problem is something else, and work on that aswell.

What else do you think it could be?

>>214206693
I lost the race. Or the genetic lottery. Or whatever the fuck really.
That's the causation. The best solution would be just off. But not for now, now I'll try different meds first.

I meant to post this, not the foid
But if we are at it, she looks just like my oneitis

>>214208492
start with good habits.
>exercise and time spent outdoors
>good diet, and eating at set times
>normal sleeping schedule
>something meaningful to do. Work or education. Or join some other help organisation.

If you cant keep these up, consider start with medication like SSRI and try again.
Its not what you want to hear, i know. But its what works.
You gotta force yourself and break through the circle of bad mental state -> bad habits -> worse mental state.

>>214208647
To be honest, none of the green things are possible for me because I am a soldier that's constantly doing battletasks, it's just this 10 days thst they've sent me to Kyiv.
And about ssris, I am just 3 days off sertraline after taking it for 2,5 months. Didn't help me not one bit, and I feel better without it. Makes you an even more vegetable

>>214202579 (OP)
Why are you doing this? I can only say what I would add if I know what you want with this

>>214209255
Well, that might explain it. Then the problem is not "lost the race" or genetic lottery, but you are simply at mercy of the circumstance in your country.
While it really must suck right now, there is hope.
Because, there might be nothing truly wrong with you, but you are simply stuck in a terrible environment.

>>214205486
>I should feel good, easy and strong.
no you shouldn't
from your threads it's pretty clear you eat for suicide

Having an episode right now.
About to start messaging russian women on vk right now.
I feel the anger in my belly.

Holy shit I dont know whays going on with me
My head is pulsating and my body is all shaking
I hate women so so much

>>214211877
what does women have to do with ur situation
shouldnt you hate the russians?

>>214212397
My hatred towards russians is a drop in the sea compared to how much I hate women

I never in my life experienced what is going on with me right now
Holy shit
Jesus Christ forgive me for how much I hate them

I don't know what is a stroke but maybe I'm having one right now
Holy shit

You should have a cup of tea with ginger and honey instead, tbqh.

>>214213437
I think I can go and buy honey but not ginger
And tgeres a chance that I will fall on the ground too
Because it seeems like goyloft withdrawals because I asked and one roastie has something like that too but from different meds

>>214204556
Not everyone it is fairly manageable. The imbalance of minerals not so much in some people.
>osteoporosis/menopausal women
I thought you westoids started the practice of giving these women hormones so that they don't break their femoral neck by farting too hard?

>>214204556
>Basically everyone is deficient in vit D
Only white ppl and north chinks. Africans, sandniggers, browns and your uncle Pierre who looks like chocolate from working on his small vineyard have plenty of vitamin D

>>214213437
Fucking hate ginger in tea

>>214215006
actually white skin produce more vitamin D than brown. The reason it is more common among whites is cause these countries often have less sun.

Put an african in northern Sweden, and he has higher risk than swedes for vit D deficiency.
https://www.forskning.se/2018/05/30/afrikanska-invandrare-i-umea-har-d-vitaminbrist/

>>214212726
You are not having a stroke.
Maybe a panic attack. Possibly psychosis, seizure or some other neurological condition.
Or withdrawal from alcohol/drugs/medication

Added lots of honey to not taste the piss ginger

>>214216445
ginger too spicy for Mykola. Why are you using zigger controlled VK instead of zuck facebook?

>>214217799
I only use vk for one reason, to message russian roasties
One roastie got so mad that she called her cuck and he now records me audios kek