Thread 214205824

might do a poo

going to have something to eat then head out for a walk

Da pooooz

not a fan of da joooz if i’m honest

which Terry Pratchett book should I reread lads?

>>214205824 (OP)
there he is

Don't think hips should look like that tbqh

screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI_kS7X5JZQ

>>214205867
witches abroad lad

>>214205867
Pyramids

Our guy Vox Day is reviving the lost art of cool looking book covers.
https://youtu.be/7bVABK1pY7A

phoar

honestly don't care about white women getting harassed. they voted for this

why are yanks like this

aye, nae a fan of belgians me, jes nae a fan is aw

rape that rorke and rape him well

Saw a lad in an IDLES tshirt earlier and it had a big shirtless black man on it. Thought it was very much their brand

>>214205841
I'm white working class but that doesn't change that there are a lot of dislikable and bad people in my social class, having it tough doesn't mean you are automatically a good person

>>214205898
most brainwashed nation on earth

>>214205898
Prager U is run by a Jewish homosexual globalist whose only concern is keeping his evangelical goycattle sheep pro-Israel.

be right back going to go study for real

>>214205867
>whispered Granny, in a hoarse whisper.
This is an acclaimed literary figure?

not sure what's so interesting about seasidemark
never understood the appeal. just a smelly unwashed bloke drinking and eating and repeating the same banal shite over and over

Middle class Rorkes believing that the white working class embody the spirit of the noble savage

>>214205883
theyre so cute when they stand up on their hind legs and you can see their tummies

>>214205898
Why would Jewish man Dennis Prager care whether Jesus is a socialist or not

>>214205954
>Dennis Prager was born in Brooklyn to Hilda (née Friedfeld; 1919–2009) and Max Prager (1918–2014), the latter the son of Polish Jewish immigrants.[3] Prager and his brother, Kenneth Prager,[4] were raised in a Modern Orthodox Jewish home. He attended the Yeshiva of Flatbush in Brooklyn, New York, where he befriended Joseph Telushkin.
what the fuck

>>214205954
>Jewish homosexual globalist
could of just said Jewish male
>keeping his evangelical goycattle sheep
could of just said Jewish

it's over

>>214205938
Yh? Well you refered to a scared young girl as "scum class" and mouthing off. While defending a paki without knowing anything about the situation

>>214205936
Garbage Trotskyist band. Dogshit music. Generic globohomo message. Throw it in the trash. Absolite filth.

and that's a good thing

>>214205980
ktim

>>214205962
He writes easy reading comedic books hes not a nobel literature prize winner

>>214206044
*wrote

>>214206017
She is clearly scum class and has a mouth on her, what I said doesn't change that

hate wanking
It’s so messy

>>214206023
I mean i was too polite to mention that to him

>>214206023
What's it like getting so upset about insignificant shit like that all the time?

>>214205936
Their song "Grounds" is literally one of the worst pieces of music I have ever heard in my entire life.

>>214206070
Nor does my statement about leftypol defending pakis to the hilt

>>214206079
says /brit/s resident unwanted security guard lmao

>>214206086
:(

get the rorkes bummed

scran

>>214206086
Would toss these right in the bin

>>214206107
What?

>>214205982
his retarded american christian audience does

>>214206130
Would toss whatever this is right down my gob

>>214206154
you heard me seether

Things leftypol is upset about today... *checks notes* women defending themselves from sexual violence.

>>214206130
demic

>>214206104
A scared young girl is not above the law and clearly had more potential to injure someone

>>214206044
he was knighted for services to literature on top of a tonne of other awards

>>214206086
>>214206130

>>214206153
County lines

oh my fucking dayssssss

need a big fat girlfriend with huge thighs

>>214206130
the iscran-iraq phwoar

>>214206183
flattened potato gems or as you would call the tater tots and some eggs haha

>>214206240
Absolute specimens

>>214206130
my brother

>>214206211
she's well within her rights to stand up for herself considering leftists, the police, and even you dont care about her at all.

>>214206241
Same lid

>>214206254
love slop

>>214206254
Grim

>>214206190
No idea what you're talking about but okay

>>214206268
Just like all of those coloured lads carrying knives everywhere? Because the other guy is always more evil and they are scared of what happens if they don't carry knives or axes around? Right? They're well within their rights of course

>>214206216
He commented that presumably the "services to literature" consisted of never writing any.

>>214206130
the rorkeslop as it were

Ridiculous how all food posted here looks like utter shite

>>214206350
dog willards, my favourite

>>214205867
Nolan copied Terry Pratchett. Interesting.

>>214206322
sent that sporke (spacker rorke) flying

>>214206372
Almost like its a gimmick

>>214206357
heathermong is typing...

>>214206357
Would drop napalm on the lot and sleep like a baby afterward

no scran for Orke

>>214206322
err no not at all like them. obviously you mong.
she's protecting herself from sexual assault

>>214206308
>>214206308
this is real

>>214206357
*brrrrt*

i'm not like you

doing a bit of the ol' drinking alone and running the model trains

>>214206322
Is there systematic documented sexual abuse of black boys by other black boys. Or is that perpetuated by drug gang violence? Almost like these are 2 completely different things

>>214206357
rorke bottom right

>>214206455
leftypol phenotype

>>214206465
All me

>>214206455
Looks like the lad i saw in the IDLES shirt

>>214206483
>>214206484

hes not crying becos hes sorry hes cring because he got court

where's all the men then

>>214206519
scremaing

hork tuah

The underground techno scene does have a hidden right wing element. Even in Berlin of all places there are some cryto-Nazis in the techno scene. It's sort of a somewhat open secret.

>>214206586
>Even in Berlin of all places
god yeah nazis in germany who'd have thunk it

Teckno with a k
looks cooler that way
teckno
yeah?

>>214205867
The Bromeliad was actually good.

>>214206615
Too bloody right Michael

Hitler was Wotan reincarnated.

>>214205899
>Weather and atmosphere, history, much better access to nature than most of England and flat parts of europe in general
England has a broader range of habitats, ecologies, flora and fauna than Scotland. Scotland has very little that is natural, just hills and barren lochs. What 'nature' are you even accessing? An estate with a local laird's carefully-managed stock of deer, wandering the treeless landscape under the watchful eye of the gamekeeper, ensuring a fresh supply of shooting material for the next busload of trigger-happy Englishmen and Americans? LOL

And England has a richer history and heritage than Scotland, Wales and Ireland combined, and then some.

>Being working class in the outskirts of Edinburgh, Glasgow or in Dundee/Aberdeen would probably suck tbf which is most the population
Well, at least you realise how retarded you sounded

what happens in Brent?

francis bourgeois sex arse with realistic train horn noises

>>214206659
hitler admired the painter and LARPed as one of the characters from his painting

Hating the scum class isn't a lefty position
I hate the scum class because I expect better of white people
Pretending they're not scum is like when blacks pretend stabbing aren't a black problem
Doesn't help anybody

>>214206691
hot love on the hot love highway

I've got a one eyed warrior in my trousers

>>214206691
What happens if you don't do what the intrusive thoughts tell you to do?

>>214206713
least conspicuous nappynonce post

Shagging my pussy with my cock

>>214206615
none of these would affect me

>>214206749
alri snaillad

Hitler greatly admired the Serbians and their warrior culture. He regretted that they were on opposite sides of the war.

>>214206742
I have a wank.

>>214206745
he hasnt posted here in months mate (due to a prison sentence for noncing)

did NOT wank today
feeling blessed amen

>>214206745
You're deranged rorke

>>214206760
They will.

>>214206778
Explains a lot

happens every year

>>214206833
why did she agree to let him do that
hes not raping her is he?

Yookay

>>214206846
what sort of whitoid goes to this

>>214206821
ok ban me from football and my local pub which i never go to

A lot of pretty females walking about while the sun is out. Very lovely.

Lime...STONE!?
Stone made from limes?

>>214206666
England = for gay faggots
Scotland = chad shaggers

End of

Am I completely losing it or does this girl not really look Chinese? She's 100% Chinese, both parents are very Chinese looking and she was born and raised there, but somehow doesn't even look that Asian?

>>214206892
boggles the mind

>>214206846
State of that soyboy
>>214206867
Soyboys

>>214206691
same that happens in newham

Finding the oneitis's Facebook AND all the images, 2000 of them, are public, is like winning the lottery.

Will be slowing scrolling through all of them.

Hottest girl i ever showed my willy to on omegle was Serbian with a big flag on her wall and one of those commie fur hats

>>214206895
Plastic surgery

>>214206863
>Poundland avoids administration
some good news at least

>>214206895
shes had surgery

>>214206895
filter or bogged

>>214206895
who the fuck even knows what she actually looks like

>>214206895
has a very obvious plastic surgery nose and I doubt she stopped there

21-years old Yves Saint Laurent at Christian Dior's funeral (1957)

>>214206858
women squirrels want sex too patrorke

Will be saving anything showing skin and having a sensual wank later.

>>214206895
not sure

>>214206918
hast though a chode?

tipping point on now lads

fat asian bottoms

>>214206963
bro was aura farming at someone's funeral

>>214206915
dirty FILTHY bastard you are
should be gelded

so cold in my bedroom please get me to the sunny uk please

>>214206915
Did you ever... *wank gesture*
Ibiza 2019..?

>>214207010
Not doing anything wrong, I love her.

>>214206963
Rorke looking tuff yet sensitive

>>214207013
sir gang smasher

how right-wing will Labour go to avoid getting obliterated in the next GE?

>>214207001
Biomass Bums.

>>214206863
>Man told girls he wanted to "have a baby"
Captivating news.

>>214207055
10/10 lengerz in the dress

>>214206920
>>214206928
>>214206936
>>214206949
she's not even remotely close to being famous or wanting to be famous and doesn't seem like that type at all, so I HIGHLY doubt she has had plastic surgery

>Sir Ed Davey has said that Nigel Farage is responsible for the rise in the number of people coming to the UK by small boat - and the difficulty in removing them from the UK.

>Davey said: "The truth is, it was Farage's Brexit that caused the small boats. Before Brexit, we could send back any illegal immigrants coming over in a small boat.

>>214206965
did you know that rabbits don't go into heat or have regular menstrual cycles? female rabbits simply ovulate in response to repeated mating, like girls in hentai doujins

>Scotland's birth rates fall
Why is this a problem again? Seems like a good thing. Too many fucking people here. Boomers on suicide watch because nobody can pay their pension. Boo hoo.

>>214207055
Me with the norwood 3.5

Okay

>>214207103
reckon humans should learn how to do that

>>214207101
why do you think cosmetic surgery is exclusive to celebs? its a massive industry in asian countries

>>214206892
Oh Pawel!
*laughtrack ensues*

>>214205824 (OP)
why is british food so disgusting? no umami

mental that harmony is the highest virtue of Confucianism and their definition of it is basically the same as the Western concept of conformism

really explains a lot about Chinese culture

>>214207121
Need those small boats sent off to Scotland NOW

>>214207054
they'll try but will end up getting sabotaged by backbenchers

>>214207121
Boomers have their pensions paid for. No kids being born now is worrying for people your age

HATE being obsessed with a girls. Wish I could stop being in love.

>>214207121
You're a massive, massive retard with a tiny, tiny cock

>>214207156
that's Korea not China, VERY different cultures man. her nose doesn't look plastic at all

>>214205824 (OP)
.

>>214207171
Alchemists describe this as the lunar Asian soul, contrasting with the solar European soul.

lads... im thinking it... youre thinking it.... we're all thinking it.... its time to BRING BACK BRITISH RAIL

>>214207194
>with a girls
good afternoon saaaar

>>214207121
Boomers will be dead by the time today's babies are paying income tax you fucking mong

>>214207205
She's wearing invisalign and you're trying to argue she's not someone who would use cosmetic procedures to alter her appearance. Pack it up lad.

>>214207200
Funny how incels seethe at fertility rates but they can't explain why it's a good thing that our population isn't growing like Indias.

>>214207101
corrrrr, what a rack.

>>214206777
>Hitler created a public image of a celibate man without a domestic life
The original incel

>>214206963
had to post up in a calm luh funeral fit

I’m gonna be rich just watch

>>214207102
Why not just spray boats with MG 42s?

>>214207265
Our population is growing though.

Wish I wasn't TOTALLY obsessed with this her. I spend 2 hours just fantasising about being her boyfriend

>>214207205
POV: youre a cat whose just been skinned alive

all the best countries have small well managed and well education populations.
this country should have 20-30 million people in it - max.

>>214207281
how are you planning on doing that

>>214207295
You are extremely mentally ill

>>214207263
Too dim for me to try to explain this to you.

>>214207295
fantasise about apply for job nigga

>>214207237
china has 4 times the population of america, so do you assume every american bird has had plastic surgery?

>>214206706
Unlikely. The coincidences are too great.

>>214207308
You've never been in love?

>>214207313
Already have a job. I could provide for her.

>>214207194
what you need to do is find out she has a boyfriend and then you'll naturally lose interest

>>214207312
I accept your concession

>>214207306
Can’t tell you don’t wanna saturate the method lil bro

>>214206895
>>214207101
>>214207205
she's really cute

>>214207331
You aren't in love with her

>>214207312
excellent tummy game on this lass

honestly surprised she managed to not show it in that particular webm

>>214207342
seen right through my devious trick havent you

>>214207319
no i dont assume that. what a bizarre strawman to present considering everything thats just been told to you.

>>214207312
this girl has videos of her getting fucked and sucking cock

>>214207350
no she's not idiot

>>214207101
>or wanting to be famous and doesn't seem like that type at all
lol you can't be serious

>>214207334
No and she's really nice to me too. At the work social she sat down next to me and was super friendly. Have been obsessing over her since.

>>214207319
Prices are higher in America fucktard

>>214207372
so do I

>>214207361
>excellent tummy game on this lass
source?

>>214207371
how's that a strawman? the only evidence you've given is that plastic surgery happens in china, like no shit sherlock you literal spacker

rorke going about painting st georges cross on everything

>>214207372
let's see them

>>214206894
Don't thousands of sc*Tch 'men' wear skirts because an Englishman told them they should back in the 1800s? LOL

plastic surgery and hair transplants are based

why SHOULDN'T you try to look your best if you can afford it, you vile slob?

>>214207414
>the only evidence you've given is that plastic surgery happens in china,
Learn to read

>>214207370
Always 1 step ahead of tha game

Does Ireland smell good? When I see pictures of the Irish countryside I imagine that it has a very fresh and clean smell in the air.

>>214207414
not sure if you're being deliberately obstinate or just trolling.

>>214207457
Bizarre post. Smells the same as Colorado countryside.

>>214207442
Because it is needlessly vain, dangerous, and looks bad almost every single time

zamn mrs weasley looks like THAT?

things leftypol is upset about today:
*checks notes*
-children defending themselves against sexual predation
-flags

women who dye their hair pink are almost always slags. i wonder why that is

final zoom meeting of the day in 2 minutes

ummers

>>214206863
>>214207013
Don't think there will ever be another positive news article to come out of this country ever again

>>214207395
>>214207424

Wanna be eating pussy and arse

>>214207530
Brown

>>214206240
leftypol out on the town

>>214207547
artic monkeys ahh lyric

why does paul joseph watson speak through gritted teeth? he looks like he's permanently seething even when he makes a decent point about something trivial

>>214207547
my thoughts after seeing >>214207509

>>214207509
fooken PENG

>>214207509
perfect arse and pussy

>>214207574
He has an extremely gay aura.

>>214207509
quite mental how thick logs of hot stinking steaming poo exit that arsehole most days

>>214207574
Flexing his jaw to look handsome (it works)

>>214207599
he does have plump flushed lips

Mum expected me to be starting uni next month but I’m taking a “gap year” as the yanks say

>>214207414
ignore runts like >>214207447 and >>214207465, they're the same shut in mongoloids who think every attractive woman on dating apps is a bot based on nothing but their own emotions bc they can't get a single like, lel

>>214207509
thanks mate mumsy just walked past and saw this and now she wants to have a word with me

>>214207509
nice minge that

>>214207574
Why don't you ask him

did you know

>>214207648
ever shagged her arse?

>>214207610
is it?
is it really?

>>214207610
Funny how you think that’s gonna put me off

>>214207530
wanna fuck that tummy

>>214207376
big tits, attractive face and an adorable smile, how is she not?

>>214207509
CORRR

>>214207668
her powerpoint was just pictures her of in slutty clothes

>>214207632
not the worst thing in the world. Get yourself a shite job to tide you over and, more importantly, ram home how necessary it is to stick in at uni so you can get a real job and escape that life of misery

>>214207708
you can see the rest of the slides below the first image

>>214207697
Your pshe class failed you

juba gang

activee

Irish shagger just exposed himself as a fraud. Sad!

>>214207668
just you status: knew

>>214207711
>Get yourself a shite job
No bruh

l'm so bored when l'm sober should probably do something about that

I can see that it's less warm today but do I need a jumper for my walk or is it still t-shirt weather?

>>214207732
bro that is a fucking alien

gibby wank on the cards

>>214207779
get on the cans/bags/spliffs/tabs/crack pipes/syringes

>>214207769
seriously it'll make a big difference when you're at uni and having to knuckle down

the temptation to get uni fucked off and drop out can be strong but if you've suffered minimum wage retail toil you'll have the fire within you to make sure you never end up back there

>>214207787
still t-shirt weather

>>214207668
daddy daddy come over now
save my life, you made a vow

>>214207672
in my head yes

>>214207806
l dont want a gf that will beat me up and steal my stuff

>do a sit down wee (no poo)
>wipe arse
>there's poo on the paper
how did this happen

mental how god made licking arse feel so good lmao good sense of humour

>>214207843
great stuff cheers. T-shirt it is.

>>214207828
What can you even do in Shitain though? Study to be an engineer and make 30k a year instead of 25?

>>214207787
should be fine with a t shirt unless you're an old lady or a poof

>>214207806
who would win?

>>214207859
not wiping your arse fully when you do take a shit, can only imagine what your boxers look like

>>214207857
but I do

>>214207806
l want a gf that will beat me up and steal my stuff

>>214207879
Pretty much lol. Even the “high paying” jobs here are shit and your us equivalent is getting paid 100k or 200k extra

>>214207899
i do it as best i can

>>214207421
Missus gets painted when Norf F.C. loses.

>>214207879
lol you're 100% correct
shitain is done

for me it's using the bidet and enjoying the feeling of a squeaky clean bumhole all day

>>214207866
lol you’ve never experienced it

New (pretend it reads oi!)

>>214207986

>>214207932
>>214207978
did you think going lowercase would hide the samefag

need my arse scranned x

>>214207939
you a bit tubby are you? struggle to reach those really pooey bits?