Thread 214206532

have you ever committed a minor/petty crime in your country that you got away with?

I used to smoke weed, back when it was still illegal.

>>214206532 (OP)
too much ass

I jaywalk every day

I'm guilty of being too based

>>214206532 (OP)
When I was a kid, I stole chewing gum from the shop. I was cought by my dad. He was very angry and I was forbidden to watch TV for 3 months and eating candies.

I jaywalked

>>214206532 (OP)
kin ell is that shopped?

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>>214206594
>I jaywalk every day
Not a crime in Sweden anon..

>>214206779
Oh. In that case I once insulted a police officer using a playground chant

>>214206827
Not a crime until the last six months either.

>>214206663
Did he follow through though? Most parents just say something and forget the next 3 days

>>214206532 (OP)
1. Stole a car from the "for sale lot at the scrapyard and then crashed it into a frozen field in the middle of winter.
2. Used to ride my moped drunk as fuck.
3. Shoplifted weekly for about six years, clothes, tech, fishing lures and food.
4. Fired an unregistered handgun and a rifle.
5. Born with gypsy blood.

There's my crimes.

>>214206532 (OP)
just DUI a few times, not even that drunk tho.
growing a few marihuana plants on my backyard
and driving with an expired insurance for a few days because i forgot to pay it.

>>214206532 (OP)
kek

>>214207297
ah also this. i have an unregistered gun. never even touch it tho.

>>214207470
It was my uncle who owned those guns. We used to shoot them on New Years and other celebrations back in the day.
But he went to prison for other stuff so no more guns..

>>214206532 (OP)
what is even this smg
homemade?

>>214207587
in my case it was from my dad, we used to shoot together back at his field. he passed away an left the guns to me, but as i said i haven't use them since his death.

>>214207693
Keep them safe and hidden. Never know when shit hits the fan and you might need them.

>>214207727
well, one is an old 1911 in good shape that could be worth good money.
the other is a shitty .22 revolver that im planning to keep just in case. it just works

I stole a book during my 1st year of high school.

>>214206532 (OP)
I stole alot of candy in my early teens

I once entered public transport without paying by crossing the street and hopping into the bus station because their card system was down so we had to buy bullshit physical tickets

>>214206532 (OP)
No, I've never done anything illegal. I did consider doing something with taxes once (for my company) but I ended up not doing it because I thought about the consequences if I got caught.

>>214207827
Nice. Uncle had a Husqvarna 1640 in .308 and a "Pistol 88" which was just a police version of a Glock 17 Gen 1.

>Downloaded ROMs of old games.
>Torrenting game clients
>Stealing food

I've shoplifted thousands of dollars worth of books.

Also when I buy groceries I use the self checkout and routinely "forget" to ring up the most expensive item. Nobody ever notices.