Thread 214207986

Oil! edition

>>214207984
for me its half heartedly wiping one or twice and just letting the rest crust x

Four foot six and an axe

>>214207986 (OP)
hahahaha maaaaate that doesnt say oi does it

>>214207986 (OP)
erm what the fuck

well that's rorke done in then

that megan prescott has got nice tits and arse

Dig boys dig!

>>214208082
oi!

i fcucking love beer

>>214208082
heard he runs a nonce ring with tom scott

>>214207986 (OP)
don't trust women with knives if I'm honest

might fry a negg for a snack

>>214208156
anime sex thighs arse tights feet yes very nice

>>214208156
sex

>>214208014
Is it yeah?

>>214208218
>>214208223
imageboard not linkboard

YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE FRONT LEFT SPEAKER

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

never understood how this is meant to prove anything it takes like 30 seconds

That's another train delay then. Shitish rails are a joke.

Georgia (the country) has the highest testosterone levels in the world, followed by Kazakhstan.

>>214208248
knew he had fucked my post by posting a link just before me
hate when that happens

>>214208287
Tell me how I can prove it and I’ll do it mate

>>214208320
Who is this handsome gentleman?

so lemme get this straight god made arses to poo and they are gross but then when horny you also want to lick and fuck them lmao what a bastard!

why does beer taste better out of a bottle than a can

when was the last time you felt terrified lads?

>>214208336
you just caught a stray i've no dog in this race

can't fap to attractive women anymore lads, it's becoming a big problem

>>214208329
ERGYP

Going to get my badge now

>>214208329
John McAffee's apparition manifested itself behind my screen and prohibted me from clicking that link

>>214208374
quite literally could not care less what some rando cunt on reddit has to say

>>214208186
knew what was gonna happen as soon as you could see how sloppy those stabs were kek

what a retard

>>214208298
herr starmer will make the trains run on time with great british railways lad trust the process

>>214208325
Its dat j2 haplogroup

>>214208387
only munters is it?

>>214208374
saw blood in my poo last year but it stopped after a couple of weeks

>>214208417
yet you replied. curious.

my bollocks smell peng
wonder if I'd like the smell of another man's bollocks
not in a gay way or anything aha

>>214208429
lol fuck off you fucking spastic

>>214208325
you'd think it was blacks, african americans in particular. you nibbas selected the biggest most muscular ones as slaves you'd think the eugenics produced a race of big guys

Well leftypol?

>>214208445
If its light red, it's probalby just a burst Hemorrhoid. Dark is dangerous.

>>214208387
ktim, had to move onto darknet zoo forums

>>214208374
was deep into a steamingtoil session during my borderline alchy days, started getting really bad chest pain and genuinely thought I was going to have a heart attack

>>214208469
Lots of black guys are short. You just see tall NBA players and think they're all like that.

>>214208387
only men is it?

>>214208479
what pisses me off is that the driver always tells me i have to leave luggage there even though i want to hold it on my lap because of shit like this

>>214208469
you watch too much porn

for me? it's the London and North Eastern Railway class A4. the GREATEST steam locomotive of ALL time.

>>214208469
>you nibbas selected the biggest most muscular ones as slaves
they were picking cotton
not exactly a building the pyramids is it

>>214208504
i have never seen an nba player other than "michael jordan". i was talking about test. you can be short with high test.

>>214208525
don't watch porn as its banned here and it's bad for the brain

>>214208454
i could see myself getting into it

pissing into my arse

Hate-listening to a chudcast on Guenon

Hello Big Bopper residence

>>214208526
looks shit mate

>You watch too much porn
>You watch too much basketball
these nibbas projecting, mad nibbas. blacks got that fast twitch fibre. artificially selected nibbas during the salve trade.

>>214208540
Lots of black guys are girly dorky runts like Kendrick Lamar.

>>214208325
Isnt this the guy in the mummy

>>214208597
you and i both know that simply isnt true x

just seen a slanty eyed cunt fly past my house

>>214208568
Get into this *spreads arse cheeks wide open*

>>214208607
that nibba drowning in pussy do

At least half the blacks i see are morbidly obese

ever since meeting my girlfriend ive lost all my friends and my family hates me. what the fuck have I done

>>214208659
cus they're on american diet lmao

>>214208186
what a stupid bitch

>>214208669
is she a war criminal?

>>214208643
scrombulating

you can say nigga on 4chan lad

>>214208659
I am the 50%!

>>214208669
his gf? shamima begum

>>214208419
>>214208680
she got a cool scar out of it

Could black people have built the stockport pyramid?
Did they build it? Nobody knows

>>214208739
me at the top pissing down on everyone

Tupac was a girly homo and his tough guy gangster image was fake.
Biggie Smalls on the other hand was for real.

What on earth are you niqqas even talking about?

not had sex in years aha

you lads are needed in here to defend your country
>>214206994

>>214208758
same 25 years to be precise

>>214208739
reminds me of those books that had cross section views of old castles and machinery and shit, reckon those are what i caught autism from

dunno if it's worth using one those dylon sachets on my faded jeans or just buy another pair

>>214208758
had sex with the wife yesterday, and the day before that.

The SNP have said Reform UK's policy announcements on how they would tackle illegal immigration demonstrate "why independence is the fresh start we need".

>>214208752
biggie smalls went to a private school. none of those 90’s rappers were real gangstas except easy e

>>214208771
lol I posted in there earlier
got walls of text from a seething jappy and didn't read a single word

>>214208817
finger, surely

need my bollocks chewed

>>214208810
lmao
those were good though

>>214208479
i thought those things locked or had some mechanism that would stop this from happening

>>214208848
smart move, next time i need to take down a big guy i know what to do

>>214208816
utterly delightful webm

>Three in 10 nurses (30%) and more than a third of doctors (36.3%) are non-UK nationals, driven by sharp increases in recent years, according to the analysis by the PA Media news agency.

>The most common nurse and health visitor non-UK nationality is Indian, accounting for 10.1% of all FTEs, followed by Filipino (7.7%), Nigerian (2.5%) and Irish (1.1%)

Perfectly cool stuff

>>214208320
why do you keep posting your face on 4channel

grandad's half blind with dementia and still puts away 5 pints of bitter and walks home

>>214208882
based how this is normal now

>>214208820
Why can't we just send all the refugees to Scotland?

Peter Tatchell reassuring police officers that children want sex with adults too after he gets caught presenting his old wrinkly arse to a 14 year old black boy

>>214208816
ever shag her up the arse?

>>214208905
good lad

soyteen occupied government

An asylum seeker hotel resident attempted to kiss a 14-year-old girl and told her he wanted to have a baby with her after she offered him pizza because he looked hungry, a court heard.

>>214208933
then they vote no to independence

>>214208973
rorke waiting to find out how she was dressed

>>214208905
based

>>214208905
Where does he put them all?

what's worse, playing video games all day or posting on 4chan all day?

we still have 4 years of poo barmer
would his party really vote no confidence knowing full well reforming will walk the next election

>>214208968
rorke still doesnt get what that study was about? howling

>>214208973
cheese pizza was it

>>214209033
4chan
video games are harmless mongery. 4chan is bad for your mind

>>214208973
Leftypol wishing he could've had a go

with jam in
and i hope you like cream too

if you never read these books as a kid you are literally soulless and a spiritual black nigger

>>214209043
what was it about

Oh BOY 600,000 deportations?! Thank you, Mr Farage!

stood on the 66 highway
mysterious magnolia
beside the green line track, said dont come back

the chase on now

lads what's the correct response when a cute 14 year old offers you pizza?

>>214208739
what do they eat

>>214209090
UM

>>214209112
>thank you but you shouldnt be talking to strange men

>>214209112
"no thank you"

>>214209090

was there a cross section of the fanny?

I will never live a good life

>Scotland's most famous painting
>done by an ANGLO
sad! totally incapable of cultured behaviour themselves lol

>>214209090
shut the fuck up gaylord

>>214209091
it was a study of how far "left" and "right" will go to consider something sentient (along those lines)
both sides were monged, the "right" said their neighbours weren't sentient, and the "left" said rocks and twigs and shit were sentient

>>214209112
what type of pizza

>>214209133
>>214209138
its free pizza you gay cunts

>>214209112
"get in the car now you dirty white slag or we'll kill your timmy da"

>>214209112
nah you're alright luv

>>214209157
black nigger bastard detected

>>214209171
what if i dont want pizza rorke

Is hollow knight good or nah

looks boring honestly

hope tobes doesn't get done as a rapist for lovebombing every female he interacts with

>>214209153
He has a very Scottish face

>>214209185
literally me

>>214209197
think you left your detecting device in your mums bedroom

>>214209112
neigh and gallop away

>>214209185
fucking shrieking

>>214209185
one with the coat is going to execute that freak later

>>214209203
i always want pizza *rubs tummy*

>>214209226
Kek he’s down for the count

Get the doctors paid 20 and hour. Get the forens who will accept that wage imported. Get that system worshipped

>>214209112
Probably to decline but I'd take it as I'm a fat greedy cunt
>>214209204
Not really, dunno why people like it so much tbf

Misery me!
Oh all woe!
To that undiscovered country
At last I go,
Breath spared but the last -
What shall my fate be
When brand new creation
Has come to pass

>>214209226
pooscrianf

>>214209235
stubbly armpits nom nom nom

Co-op yum yums, 5 - pack for £1.35

>>214209226
kangaroo kicked that aussie cunt to the middle of the outback

>>214209226
oof done him

>>214209226
you will not get away with this....

>>214209204
yeah it's pretty good. i played it for about 80 hours.

>>214209226
you fucking launched that aussie freak into the ocean

>>214209112
take it and be friendly with her, better that she befriends you than some weird fuck.

wiping my arse with my hand and licking it clean

When are you going to convert to Islam?

>>214209285
get an m&s yumnut and have it with a nice black coffee instead
fewer calories, a superior product, and the caffeine will stimulate your metabolism so that you digest it more easily

just been harassed by korean gamers on overwatch
just been called a kangaroo repeatedly
its not right

>>214209324
bit noncey

>>214209349
when are you going to open your eyes

Mental how easy it is to cut someone out of your life. Haven't talked to my parents in years and I'm incredibly happy for it

>>214209350
all made in the same factry

got one of these bad boys for tea
plus a four-pack of their prawn toast
nice viet-chink fusion going on

>>214209351
how i feel sometimes when I click upon this thread

>>214209354
serves you right for being the type of freakazoid who plays overwatch in 2025

>>214209391
do you think they miss you?

>>214209354
well are you one?

>>214209381
dried and comapcted that cunt into an indo mie pack

moonwalking up the stairs with my arse out

gfberg seems to get angry at me a lot more often than I get angry at her

>>214209407
its a good game
>>214209410
… prefer not to say

biting batteries

>>214209458
>>214207986 (OP)
What's this?

>>214209394
Many supermarkets' cheapest brand products are made in the same factory, yes, but it's fallacious to say that anything with the Morrisons, Tesco and M&S brand is identical.
Often, there are differences in the basic makeup of the product, even where using the same base mixture, so a little extra butter, sugar or other ingredient will be found in one or two and not the others. This, naturally, makes a big difference to the eatable nature of the thing.

>>214209458
Looks swathy here

>>214209445
no its fucking not cunt id rather play league of legends or valorant and those are some of the most godawful games ever created

>>214209468
a ned scottish girl pulled two knifes on a migrant (assumed) and yanks are turning her into some mad hero

Heavenly deceit,
O abjurant hell -
My future and fate
To me you must tell!

had a girl from valorant send me nudes once lol

>>214209185
rorkebot busting a move

>>214209514
instinctively stuck my tongue out aha

>>214209482
whats so bad about it

>>214209514
corrrrr

>epidemic of knife crime across the country. hundreds probably dead at this point
leftypol sleeps
>a singular child tries to protect herself from sexual assault with weapons
leftypol enraged and demanding justice

right well that's a naked lady taking a run up and then flying fanny first at the camera

a contender

>>214209546
well for starters it's overwatch LOL

rorke dog

>>214209555
enjoy these 'right well thats a x' posts x

>>214209527
hope she wasn't underage haha

>>214209571
the wife

>>214209583
rorke: please be a pitbull please be a pitbu- FUCK!

>>214209572
think for yourself pal…

>>214209514
RIP

>>214209514
mad how gays see this and go "ewwww no thanks i'd rather fuck a pooey man arse"

>>214209503
>migrant (assumed)
what you reckon he was putting the accent on?

>>214208082
british people are so fucking retarded when they try to be clever with this shit
this stupid fucking putrid cunt is comparing sex to eating cheerios in the morning, as if it is an arbitrary thing instead of something special between people who love eachother

why are you all like this? must be the equivalent of seeing americans make an ass out of themselves

right well that's an anon saying he likes right well thats a x posts

Are you supposed to talk to the woman during sex

>>214209602
Caucasian shepards are also notoriously aggressive dogs

>>214209391
Sure you are lmfao

>>214209599
haha no she was mid 20s x

>>214209621
15st? what was he an ant

wanking my little 0.9 inch willy with my thumb and forefinger

>>214209571
>public urination
straight down my gullet no less

>>214209633
that's a yank you fucking mong

>>214209671
no it's not idiot

>>214209649
the evil bitch who should be locked up

>>214209583
Shoot them
Dogs are vermin

>>214209112
"Awe thank you. Your parents have raised you well. It's always nice to share"

might make my tea and go to bed and watch youtube slop for six hours

Hearing some rumblings that the world is ending on September 23rd lads.

>>214209667
*ties a cute pink ribbon around it*

I'm 15 and a half stone and I rather like the idea that I could crush a Portuguese dwarf to death

>>214209690
You’re vermin

>>214209667
Cockmogs me!

>>214209671
gonna need some proof pal because i dont believe you
if it is then i will concede

>>214209699
:3c

Toilberg has sent you across the Atlantic on a working flight

>>214209571
3 separate offences for 1 thing. she's was driving and pulled over to take a wee. hardly a crime is it


bureaucracy gone mad

Was watching one porno and the guy fucking her asked her out for drinks while he was doing it. She looked so confused and weirded out.

>>214209694
*arrests you for aggrevated noncery*

>>214209698
yeah been seeing a lot of Rapture talk online l wouldnt get your hopes up

Always some gay little weirdo itt making false samefag accusations

raping my arse with a chainsaw

*enters /brit/*

>>214209683
Utter retard
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Green

>>214209731
very unprofessional init

>>214209717
>>214209699

>>214209725
alri alan dershowitz world's greatest defence attorney

>>214209738
Don't be so sure lad. There's more to it than meets the eye

>>214209754
whose that

>>214209759
>wikipedia
nice source faggotron

>>214209787
why do you see tweets from people like this

>>214207986 (OP)
video with sound
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756079925327317.mp4

Youtube must have changed something because my 10 year old computer can no longer play the 4K videos

I don't want to buy a new computer

just seen two fat retards get done at once
now i'm seeing one of the fat retards whine about he's just been done

reading a slightly racy manga

>>214209803
why would wikipedia lie about the nationality of john green lmao

>>214209803
you've been done yankmonkey

>>214209716
>>214209759
>>214209803
https://youtu.be/Cmk4YHnegsE

*fucks your skull hard*

hair of dog innit

>>214209830
lmfao

What's the point in signing the back of your bank card? Me? Never done it.

can we get an early life check on john honey

>>214209850
Nana & Kaoru

>>214209852
scremaing

IT LOOMS

wifeberg left a very prominent love bite on me

>>214209830
>newham and tower hamlets
chief biomass herder

>>214209886
yanks have to sign for the groceries
they're yet to discover chip and pin let alone contactless

raping my own arse

>>214209921
whos this then stormy daniels

>>214209921
looks like someone left their mug on top of the map for 10 minutes

>>214209830
>reform will end immigratio-ACK

>>214209921
stop posting this ya reyarded mongo

>>214209921
the storm hasn't moved an inch according to your posts

>>214209860
alri fair enough i concede
no idea why the other yank is seething for me. weird "person" (probably gingernonce)

breath smells like dijon mustard

>>214209787
probably worth just being prepared innit

i like cooking youtube but there ain't half a lot of ai TRIPE

>>214208968
Gem

>>214209938
>yanks have to sign for the groceries
>they're yet to discover chip and pin
genuinely no idea what any of this means lol

>>214209921
it rained a bit today
was that it?

>>214209972
takes a lot of courage to admit when you were wrong
proud of you

tfw no knife wielding underage gf to slice my bollocks off while i stab her with my willy

>>214210036
:/

>>214210036
:/

new NOOOOOOOOW

yanks use apple pay for everything
they seethe because walmart still refuses to accept apple play

erm...lads?

>>214205824
>>214205824

um

Just some Heinz chicken soup and a couple slices of doorstop loaf for me tonight

>>214210002
see there's a black strip on the back of your credit/debit card?
well back in the day they'd have to swipe that strip and then sign to authenticate the purchase
this got replaced in most of the first world by chip and pin, whereby the chip on your card gets scanned and then you enter your pin number to authenticate the purchase

>>214210075
shut up fat arse

>>214210094
try again

rape arse

>>214210094
havr se x

new

>>214210139

>>214210139

>>214210139

>>214210147
nygaaaa

I wish Austria had the Beveridge system of social insurance.
Austrian (or German) health insurance is like a flat fee that hits low earners the hardest.

>>214210092
not raining here

>>214209468
>>214207986 (OP)
Saxon shieldmaiden, c. 546 as depicted by Gildas the Wise.