Thread 214208026

GNOME’d edition
Old: >>214193378

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why do 13 year olds think they're patrick bateman

I'm finding it difficult to come up with meaningful goals that I'd like to achieve in life, beyond a generic goal of acquiring enough money to be comfortable.

>>214208215
That’s the main goal

>>214208215
have kids and be a good father

My main goal is to blow up and act like I don’t know nobody

>>214208215
Is there anything you are passionate about?

Do you still think about the one you fucked up the worst? “The one that got away” as they say? I do

I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal

IF ONLY WE COULD FLYYYYYY
Limp Bizkit styyyylllleeee~

>>214208196
It's french, it means minimal or small theft. Like stealing a bag of hot cheetos.

Sometimes mistakenly spelled "petty" theft.

>>214208362
show us your genetics

I wanna play in a music band but most musicians in spain are turbonormie rock fans or metalheads
Rock radio really isnt a thing in spain, they only have 1 station and its "top 100 rock songs of history " on loop, like acdc

Coolest guy i found so far was a boomer jazz fan but he expected more of me and also didnt like that i was busy having a job
What do?

>>214208328
who now?

>>214208328
In passing but mostly I think about two girls, one blonde blue eyed girl with big tits and one black haired blue eyed girl from Quebec (her family moved here though) who also had huge tits

Petit theft is just Canada trying to be different from the US

I miss the titcows of my life

>>214208444
when are you going to marry your gf?

>>214208415
I love big tits

>>214208471
Idk we aren’t in any rush to do so but we eventually will

>>214208497
God is cruel for not giving all women voluptuous titties

>>214195614
I realized pretty fast that all you have to do to make good food is to follow a set of instructions and even a midwit could do it.

>>214208520
you should propose

>>214208538
trvke

>>214208523
great body!

>>214208559
Already did

>>214208555
yes and no

>>214208555
Most people are genuinely too stupid to properly follow a recipe

god is cruel for giving women big boobies

>>214208606
congrats

the thing about animeposters is that they're not very smart and they're pedophiles

>>214208668
and yet its always people who accuse anime posters of being pedos who are getting arrested, curious!

This about big boobies is big squishy and jiggles bouncing

It's really jarring to go to Rhode Island and hear people talking with the Peter Griffin accent in real life

>another gnome thread
Gnomeanon….

I have a really soft middle even though I’m hard on the outside.

>>214208701
name one

I smell like a mixture of body odor and unwiped ass (I don’t wipe my ass)

>>214208804
are you the serbian fella o algo?

i'm bussing

I should change, I shouldn’t be here

>>214209016
Yeah, my mommy/wife took me on a motherwife/husbandson trip to the US :)

when's the debt jubilee

is provolone good on a cheeseburger

>>214209186
Yeah it’s a great melting cheese

>>214209186
cheddar is better

>>214209208
Foolish post

Unveiling my new Runescape name.

Me

>>214209323
Crazy how the mirrors in this game are actually separate rooms with a second character in the inaccessible room that just follows your movements

>>214208555
And practice. Took me a couple tries to make good bread

>>214209378
im surprised some faggot hasnt made a creepy pasta about this

>>214209378
this is common in a lot of games thoughbeit, rendering an actual mirror effect uses more resources than just doubling the character in a small area

Just got back from reminding my nephews that school starts tomorrow

Better Cheddars are the ultimate cheese snack cracker. Far superior in flavor and texture than the mere Cheez-it and light years ahead of the piteous Goldfish.

i love spooky art

>>214209456
Honestly I made it up not sure if it’s true for that game

business idea: sepuku

I had a dream i was in china and they kicked me out of a store because i didnt speak chinese

how do we address the digitial nomad plague and virus currently infecting the Hispanosphere

Life isn't real.
I want to stop.

I killed spinster.

I’ve always felt like there is something wrong with me. Like I possess some intrinsic characteristic that prevents me from being an ‘actual’ person.

Did hip thrust the other day and now my ass is burning

you guys like cute indian chicks?

thrusted into a guy's ass the other day and now he says it's burning

i went hard on your moms vagina 9 months before you were born

Playing piano

>>214210242
gay

>>214210189
Yeah

>>214210285
nice i love when you play

I don't understand MAGAlards and their pro Russia shit. Russians are the fucking worst, pure sub humans. Russians are pure evil

>>214210393
russia is sticking it to the libtards or somehting

>>214210189
no I couldn't imagine lusting over a pajeeta

>>214210393
how many russians (not diaspora) have you personally interacted with irl?

Bill Clinton visiting the Bill Clinton Statue on Bill Clinton Boulevard in Pristina, Kosovo

>>214209512
I think this counts as spooky art

>>214210357
she needs bigger bob
>>214210431
why? I'm talking about a hot one, not the village ones.

>>214210480
NTA but Russians launch missiles at children, just like Israelis

>>214210519
which russians?

>>214210503
Wtf is this

>>214210489
ol slick willy

>>214210508
Bulgarian scammer>>214209726

>>214210551
Ivan, Oleg, and Miroslav

>>214210189
No homo but I thought that Injun chick that was in the new Mean Girls was hot

>>214210598
nigga wut?

lila lovely or london river?

>>214210618
someone should rough those fellas up a bit for what theyve done

>>214210628
her face is a bit iffy, but her bob is on point. I don't know what Mean Girls is tho..

>>214210189
Yeah dawg

>>214210553
five nights at freddy's secret ending

>>214210741
It's a trash movie tbqh he's better off

>>214210702
Not a fan of the little pimple things and the stretch marks. She should get rid of that.

>>214210702
she poops from there?! yabba dabba doo

>>214210811
its a classic THO

>>214210741
I don't watch a lot of movies.

Agagaggaagag

I’m absolutely seething

>>214210821
and it smells bad

How driver license works in the US? Can you drive your own semi without CDL if you not doing any contractual job?

>>214210393
russia doesnt like fags and makes libtards seethe so i like them simple as

>>214211044
Only if you are an indian and can't read road signs.

>>214211044
you need a cdl to drive a semi

>>214211120
got you, thanks

>>214210702
>posting gore on a blue board

>>214211078
they could be a little more chill tho

I would like Russians and Israelis more if they left the Ukrainians and Palestinians alone, respectively

>>214211078
Why are you so filled with hatred

>>214211161
the FBI mad this meme

>>214211266
Fat Bitch Inspector

Government Dieth Squads raiding houses, confiscating all the slop, and forcing fatties to exercise

Cum peak lobby?

Thread has been a lot better after Terrone was thrown out of his parents’ house

>Why are you so filled with hatred
>kill all chuds, death to russia, and punch a nazi btw

>>214211361
i say that

>>214211358
How'd he get thrown out? I thought he was a young and powerful prol that didn't need no bourgeoisie

>>214211405
Somebody from this thread said he called his mom

>>214211358
saint terroni

>>214211436
Umbasa

Can't believe I'm a target towards illegal indians

>>214211300
This is too fat, I rarely see a girl like this here. I'm saying that as a bit of an architect myself.

Posterior

milk is so good
I would kms if I was lactose intolerant

>>214211490
my wife when the news won't stop talking about murderous indians

>>214211497
Can I date ur aunt or mom

>>214211361
uhhh, based?

>>214211544
top kek
>>214211550
Nope

>>214211542
I stopped drinking milk and coffee 10 days ago just to see what happens.

>>214211590
killing with kindness is better

Lana is the KWEEN of cum

>>214211766
wft happened, why is she so thin?

>>214211591
Pls

>>214211637
Is that lard? So Bulgarians call it salo too or is that just East Slavs

>>214211818
Fat Lana was peak

hello everyone

British niggas really just go and eat 3lb of fries with vinegar for dinner

Bewbz

>>214211876
Sounds pretty good akshually

>>214211837
>Is that lard
Technically yes but it's fat specifically from the back, it's not just rendered fat and then made into a thing.

It's called Slanina here.

>>214211831
Why, are there no girls in Canadia?

im gnot a gnome

>>214211860
Lord have mercy

>>214211941
Not sure why I called it lard desu
Used to like salo but now I’m over it desu

>>214211860
She has the greatest thighs of all time

you don't actually find fatties attractive

I’m gnot a gnigger

*squeeze down into a hole in the ground and crawls in as far as I can*

I'm going to end

>>214212003
>Used to like salo but now I’m over it desu
I used to hate it as a kid but specific preparations which certain spice blends>>214211941
make it very good. The one I really like is called Kaiser spice blend, very paprika heavy.

It also depends on the quality of the pig and where they got the fat from, as I said the best fat is back fat.

I don't like just the regular salted one either.

>>214211873
Hey Barbie

>>214211766
Favorite Lana song? For me it's Fucked my Way up to the Top

>>214212034
Fatties - NO
Thickies - YES

>>214212219
same thing

>>214212122
Either Mariner's Apartment Complex or Heroin

Bunch of homosexuals ITT

isn't it awesome that 3% of student will be Chinese!!!

>>214212236
super skinny girls are not good at sex

>>214208026 (OP)
Some of these are so retarded that it seems more like the victims’ fault via negligence

Gonna seethe, then maybe do a bit of coping

I can't live long

>>214212292
It's only bad if they go back to China

>>214212292
lutnick says that top spots must go to the chinese otherwise americans will stop attending the bottom 15%. fuck your life up forever otherwise these wholesome shit-tier colleges can't survive!

>>214212292
In America? Really?

>>214212353
Linked the OP instead of the intended post lol
Meant for >>214205239

>>214212292
y'all mind if a white boy speaks a little chinese

*goes to a shit tier med school in the Caribbean*

>>214212411
Why do you keep posting this? Is it a good movie? Should I bother or is it just whitey bad?

how many indians though

*goes to med school in Nairobi*

Hate fags, jews, muslims, russians and polacks

>>214212406
Fact check: Tariq Malik is not a Canadian name

>>214212353
goes to show what fake credentials and an authoritative tone can do for you

>>214212479
yeah but it's really good and the vampire guy is an absolute demon

>>214212498
I don't hate anyone, and this makes me happier than you

>>214212515
You sure?

>>214212601
hating people makes me happy so the more I hate, the happier I am
checkmate bitch (I hate you btw)

>>214212522
I remember him from Skins

I can't do it

The thing is that when an Indian chick is hot she btfo any other ethnicity

>>214212686
white women mogs every ethnicity

I cam

>>214212750
With whom

>>214212686
There are some pretty hot ones, they come here to in my cunt to study medicine and when they get their diploma they fuck off - it's the perfect crime lol. But UK indian chicks from upper middle/rich class families are the worst human beings I've interacted with.

White blonde girls are better thoughverbeitstein.

>>214212750
what site

>>214212803
sorry I forgot the e

>>214212803
bigdickbitch.com

FOR WE'RE THE KINGS OF IT ALL
THE DAY WE WERE BORN
NOW WE'RE THE KINGS OF THE KILBURN HIGH

Need old stock Canadian input on this

https://x.com/dave24144975/status/1960200132047114366

>>214212861
this was in america

>turned 30 a few weeks ago
>had to trim my nose hair for the first time in my life just now
It's so over...

It’s over she’s off the market

>>214212916
I started trimming my nose hair in my 20s

>>214212912
Uhhh yeah Canada is situated in… *checks map*…America…?

>>214212922
Is that Taylor Swift?

>>214212916
ears next

>>214212977
Yes

I pulled out a nose hair that was thicker and longer than the ones on my head :/

>>214212916
>>214212949
Your nose hairs are like filters and also provide some function involving nitric oxide which is good for you.

>>214212922
she probably gets jack hammered on the daily, even though she tall she's still skinny enough to do that

Today's subject: Slavery

>>214210519
what does NTA mean?

>>214213077
we wuz farmers n shiet

>>214210519
what does NTA stand for?

>>214213134
Not That Anon

Guys hey look

>>214213048
nitric oxide is used for BONERS if i recall correctly

>tfw my work wife got fired
Listening to divorced dad rock rn. My work husband low key hated her because she was kinda autistic but in an incompetent way.

Now then, if you'll excuse me *I walk into another room and close the door behind me* AHHHHHHH

>>214213170
You work at the US embassy and are an ex navy seal

>>214213167
Yeah I think it's crucial for erections. I recently watched some video on nose breathing and they said you shouldn't shave your nose hairs because of nitric oxide.

>>214212922
I'm not attracted to her

>>214213126
yeah pretty much

Just saw a video of PirateSoftware getting interviewed at some con and he has a gay little voice irl lol I knew his faggy super le deep voice was just a filter

Wonder what Asmongold thinks about this
Btw did you know Asmongold makes close to 300k a month from twitch and kick alone

>>214213275
same

>>214212922
the white race is saved

CE raided my next-door neighbors on Saturday.

No drug dealers...just a decent hard-working family who never had so much as a loud party in the entire time they were here. Gone

The wailing of their little girls' cry as she was dragged from her home will forever live in my head.

>>214213328
What is CE?

>>214213201
take your meds

>>214213233
Sounds like a trick, beta males want guys to have hairy noses so women turn them down and increase the likelihood of the beta male getting a mate.

I am clear cutting my nostrils with a lighter this evening so I can inhale maximum oxygen, as is my birthright as a white man.

>>214213328
>commit a crime by illegally entering the country
>get treated as a criminal
Whoa, Zion Don is Literally Hitler!

>>214213355
*ICE

>>214209512
like this?

>>214213355
The gay Jewish way of saying AD after a year

>>214213360
Im not the drug addict

>>214213328
Its they risk they chose to live with

>>214213328
>will forever live in my head.

lil addition to the spank bank, eh?

>>214213419
that is pretty cool

>>214208026 (OP)
Boo hoo, should e come here legally. I have no pity for this scum

>>214213162
awooga that one's going in my boobies folder

>>214213383
lel
>>214213386
That's fucked meanwhile they let HB-1 and gorrilions of Chinese.

Trolling niche phpbb2 ass dad-core forums is extremely entertaining. I be arguing with 50yo niggas over stump removers and the man theyre fighting doesnt even exist.

>>214213328
Did they come illegally or overstay their visa?

>>214213328
You mean actions have... CONSEQUENCES????

Poor Robert Picton was arrested many years after he chopped up all those hookers and turned them into hot dogs. He never so much as had a loud party, and he was such a hard worker running a pig farm all by himself. He never sold a single drug in all his life.

>>214213355
He meant to say ice but he copy and pasted it wrong

I’m a board certified chud grifter

>>214213541
Why is the ukraine flag a tramp stamp for npcs

>>214213541
>The comments on this post are disgusting

cum has the best general name
by far

>>214213541
lol, I fell for it...

Can't wait for the prosecution of every ICE agent after orange man leaves office

>>214213578
You have to be a retarded NPC to fall for the Ukraine war propaganda

Trump needs to introduce a similar scheme for me

shitty clanker made comics
>>214213550
>>214213603

there's nothing wrong with looking for a better life in america, your ancestors did the same thing
immigrants make us stronger and you're all hypocrites

>>214213642
damn you guys are our bitch

>>214213639
Why would they be prosecuted for enforcing the law?
This is what I don't understand about pro illegal immigration people, they don't have a leg to stand on legally and they're whole argument seems to be "aw man c'mooooon"

>>214213689
Better b8 than redditjeet and the German at least

>>214213541
>>214213587
>>214213602
As much as I don't like justifying lawbreaking over time, it's hilarious if this is true. That some quiet, hardworking family in your neighbourhood gets kicked out so that some "legal" visajeet can move in and fuck up the place with cowshit candles, thievery, fraud, etc.

Or some American-born dindus that steal your bike and shoot your dog because "da ting bark too much yo".

>>214213689
Just don't legally. That's all we ask, and I don't think it's too much. >>214213694

lol
Did you know??

>>214213743
Who gives a fuck

>>214213740
Nobody likes hispanics

>>214213769
Yeah that's true

>>214213743
i've had to do stool samples for my doctor and oh boy do it stink when it doesn't immediately get submerged in water
poor kgb

>>214213822
nobody likes jeets either. or dindus.

>>214213705
Going through the proper legal pathways is legal obviously. If someone dies in custody from abuse or neglect or is tortured that's a crime. Making people disappear is also a crime. Technically if you detain someone incommunicado and don't admit they're being held that counts.

>>214213740
>so that some "legal" visajeet can move in and fuck up the place with cowshit candles, thievery, fraud, etc.
Yeah that sucks.

>>214213689
My ancestors are conquerors and settlers, not immigrants.

>>214213855
So there's no difference, it's a lateral transition

>>214213855
only cute big bob pajeetas

ICE Agents are brown and malevolent and should be deported

>>214213829
lol

>>214213857
None of that is happening. Stop being so gullible

Is there any vodka that tastes good straight

>>214213740
This is the problem. Just because someone is here legally doesn't mean they'll assimilate and contribute.

>>214213903
idk from what I'm reading that family was low key and minded their own business. probably the lesser of evils when their replacements will be nosy, thieving, and violent.

we don't have a lot of mexicans in Canada so my exposure to them is fairly limited, but i've kinda assumed they're not as bad as the ignorant jeets. maybe i'm wrong.

>>214213909
Jeets aren’t known for their milkers

>>214213962
No just ones that doesn't taste so bad.

I like Beluga but I'm not a big drinker.

>>214213962
>Is there any fire that isn't hot

>>214213981
Idk I seen a lot of jeetas with surprisingly big ones honestly

>>214213962
Somewhat controversial, but Tito’s is pretty good IMO

>>214213981
lol I live right there, there are some big titty bitches here

>>214213950
People are absolutely vanishing or being transferred with no public records of where they are. Haven't heard of any gruesome deaths but it's not out of the question in the future.

>>214213962
TAG is great, neutral with a hint of sweetness

>>214214046
>People are absolutely vanishing or being transferred with no public records of where they are
If there's no public record then how the fuck do you know? This is what I'm talking about left wing media gets bleeding hearts all riled up about imaginary shit and they just fall for it like stunads

Pawg gf or a PhD in astronomy + the knowledge?

>>214214139
Knowledge
t. brainlet

>>214214139
knowledge is power
power attracts women
knowledge leads to women

>>214214139
PhD in astronomy is wasted, you'll be forced into a tiny bubble of pseudo-intellectual redditor faggots like Bill Nye and Black Science Man.

The inevitable outcome of anyone who seriously studies the cosmos is an unshakable belief in God, and this goes against the grain of modern (((science))).

The Knowledge

>>214213962
grey goose is pretty smooth

>>214214139
I'll take the gf. I don't care about space

kimono weather today

Wtf is a pawg

If only

>>214214121
Because we know they're using legal loopholes to hide flight records.
This is the default response in cases of enforced disappearance btw. "How do you know they're dead or imprisoned? They've just gone dark." Hence why the definition includes a description of the government's refusal to disclose.

>>214214139
>PhD in astronomy + the knowledge
pretty sure that degree would be almost as useless as a history degree
i'll take the gf

>>214214260
pussy ass white guy

>>214214260
plain asian with garloids

>>214214278
>Because we know they're using legal loopholes to hide flight records
We do? Proof?

>that knowledge is useless
>I’ll take the carnal pleasures instead, thanks
philistines, all of you

>>214214260
Phat Ass White Girl

Philistines were based
I won’t take this Hebrew slander

>>214214361
https://jacobin.com/2025/08/ice-uses-celebrities-loophole-to-hide-deportation-flights
CNN has an article too

>>214214082
What's tag

The true big brain move is to buy a telescope and have your pawg gf suck you off while you admire the cosmic splendour of our galaxy.

>>214214139
Pawg gf hell yeah
>>214214460
My vision will be blocked from her sitting on my face

>>214214460
I had sex with her btw

if you said phd level math knowledge i would take that

OH NO NO NO NO
>>>/tv/214027825
WHO DID THIS

>>214214427
Jacobin is a far left tabloid site

NEW
>>214027825

>>214214460
this guy thinks

>>214214531
They're left biased but generally decent quality reporting.

Neww
>>214027825

>>214214521
>>214214533
>>214214584
Bruh

>>214214521
Lmao my favorite was when someone made the boxing general for /sp/ on the fucking pokemon /vp/ board

fools, all of you.

Fuck I posted it on /tv/ by mistake

Sissy hypno general

New
>>214214717

Someone make the new I have to wait before I can make a new thread

>>214214139
phd. i hate women anyways