Thread 214210139

loser edish

Australian primary school student crowned Little Miss Universe

fucking STATE of it

>>214210157
kill yourself you autistic nonce

*paints st george's cross on my cock*
go on kier, take this down

America is a high trust society
An entire table will just hand over their credit cards to a waitress and let her walk off with it charge whatever and bring it back some time later
could never happen here

Going to see Chappell Roan in Edinburgh tonignt

pulled some muscle in my lower back earlier today, but won £6 win some lose some innit

>>214210157
Not my cup of tea personally

>>214210157
Think child beauty competitions are vile and Philippines is definitely not a primary school student

Caffeinated. Hydrated. Ready to face the day.

>>214210179
One of the top stories on ABC.net.au mate settle down.

chavette
14
shaggable?
you betcha

>>214210003
>>214210092
was forecasted to have rain this morning but we haven't had a drop

>>214210139 (OP)
People that dont put the source on the file name should be shot

>>214210193
It literally does.

>>214210157
spaino on his aussie vpn

just woke up seething and erect

Magic “gravity “ keeps 6.5 miles deep of water at the Mariana Trench stuck firmly to a spinny ball yet a tiny bird or a butterfly can break that bond and fly effortlessly away. You have to have zero logic to believe the globe bs.

>>214210226
People that can't figure it out should be shot. Git gud boomer.

>>214210226
sybau

Applied to be judge for my council's child beauty competition recently but they said I was over qualified and turned me down

>>214210139 (OP)
need her to peg me

>>214210252
he to damn old for dat

>>214210269
what an ugly bint lmao

why are women so crazy now

Defund the Met Office

mares that fuck human men ~

the results are in

>>214210252
grown ass man btw

can anyone counsel me

once i've found a girl and a good relationship (on paper), all other sexy young girls seem really appealling to me? why are they so tempting to the male psyche? i want a 'on paper' good gf not one that is a fuckdoll and nothing else

>>214210252
think this is AI

>>214210212
mate, it's nearly 6pm

Labour PR getting out of hand

cot dam her music must be out of this world for her to have become famous looking like this

that, or she sluts it up so much that nobody looks at her face

reading that british food thread by the jap. always makes me smile

>>214210244
that's me convinced

they say men do lovebombing but women do that way more than men do it

what the fuck is sanrio

>>214210312
cockmogs me!

Right well that is a gigantic willy on a female isn't it

>>214210300
It's physically impossible at the macro level. This is proven.

>>214210283
she's got a nice arse

>>214210338
they can get away with anything mate it's just the game

>>214210329
poo scrumbling

>>214210300
It's happening as we speak, just strictly unidirectional into the future.

>>214210344
not hard is it

>>214210157
bribed the judges with pizza

>>214210330
have you never listened to her? she's class

Had a long wank to the oneitis's Facebook photos. Feel very very sad now that I indulged in my pathetic fantasy.

>>214210381
No because I'm not a 10 year old girl.

>>214210306
bumping for the truthe

>Buttzville, NJ
>Cumming, GA
>Bumpass, VA

in the playground fingerblasting little becky through her juicy couture shorts

>>214210330
She's just proof that even a 1 in 300 million mid bitch can make it and that gives other mid bitches hope and support

>>214210400
You should try going outside

right thats a young lady shaking her juicy feminine penis about

just lovebombed my nan’s facebook knitting group

>>214210421
Very mature.

Why are Russian men so handsome

>>214210428
kill yourself spaki

janny sighing as he signs into work and opens /brit/ to see ponies and tranny porn
the paycheck is worth it though surely

>>214210461
Scandinavian admixture

catberg has entered an alert state

get the biomass blasted into outer space

>>214210522
suck them off first

>>214210513
>Returning only first 5000 of 95359 results found.

>>214210446
We met at work, which I attend 5 days a week. That's going outside.

>>214210331
Pretty sure they're not real japs

gammon, egg and chips for tea x

Japan is the Germany of Asia.

the 18yo gf on the horizon

there are corners of the zoomer internet i didn't know existed now

'xiety has decreased considerably since I quit porn and wanking

>>214210542
Chase your dream mate, even if it is a fantasy

>>214210509
Sort of wonder if they have any comments about us on the /j/ board

you are not allowed to think 18-21 year olds are sexy in public

you cannot notice their skimpy outfits

this is a message from big brother, alert

China is the USA of Asia.

>>214210597
hi
/sx /sx /sx /sx

gio scotti bbc

>>214210597
what is this shit /gen /nsx /srs

almost wanked but thank god prevented myself by setting off my wank alarm

I hate when old white men don't use their headphones on the tube

Is living as a NEET in the United Kingdoms of England, Wales and Scotland comfy, if you are good with your expenses?
How much do you get (after rent to Mr Singh Landlordberg)?

>>214210602
Based.

Nofap gives you insane power.

South Korea is the UK of Asia.

>>214210630
except china doesn’t organise coups and chimp out when it doesn’t get its way

>>214210660
no you will be poor and unhappy

>>214210678
because they can't not because they don't want to

>>214210597
https://youtu.be/jjgJ_XW1L5o

elcor ahh generation

UK is the UK of Europe

get the community tensions lowered

>>214210660
plenty mate
britain is heaven on earth for the white and unemployed (or underemployed)

>>214210660
maybe 10 years ago, now it's pretty shit and you'll be constantly terrorised by DWP unless you have an actual condition

got wanking elbow

>>214210699
japan is the uk of asia... but unironically

>>214210696
this is the quintessential westoid cope. to assume everyone is evil like they are

Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
Quite the list isn't it

you can't quit, you're just having a break until the next time

remember labubus

>>214210729
the 60m PIP claimants would lead me to disagree

>>214210737
Japan is Germany. South Korea is UK.

Zoe Gardner 6on1 DAP destruction with piss drinking

Siam is the Austria of Asia

>>214210737
not even close. japan is still actually safe, clean and homogeneous

>>214210660
It lush
It's mad that you lierally do not need to work here In America you'd be dead in 2 weeks neeting unless you had parents to pay for literally everything

I am hopelessly addicted to /brit/

>>214210750
biomass gets my vote, I think we had poo seal + Bradley last year -- biomass is a recent one

>>214210763
>>214210771
soft power influence and island culture rang...

>>214210244
Does water have wings

>>214210762
mostly boomers, proles and immigrants. good luck if you're a waito piggu-san

>>214210745
mate they put the uighurs in actual concentration camps

>>214210660
>if you are good with your expenses

You can be as good as you want with expenses but if you have no income you're shit out of luck.

That is unless you are on benefits or are completely dependent on parents/family.

>>214210656
jesus christ, only people playing loud music look like this

>>214210729
tell that to the scroungers of liverpool

Fear of the arrrrse

>>214210750
What about paper round in Fallujah?

>>214210795
>soft power influence
a meme where britain gives up territory and allows boat people in
>island culture
dead in the water in the uk and will be completely extinct by the end of the century

gfberg got pipberg
she was ecstatic bout it

>>214210750
for me it's if bill gateposting

Might become a functioning alcoholic

>>214210819
corrrr what a deal

that thing about younger women smelling different is true though

>>214210819
Phones?

>>214210828
Fear of the arse, fear of the arse
I have a constant fear that something's always braaapp

>>214210786
I've been here since the very beginning. I've literally shut out friends and relationships because of this place

>>214210849
i was with a 16/17 year old and i can attest to this

>>214210824
Par for the course with Irish diaspora

any time i see a millennial type say “smol bean” i think of a little mexican man

>>214210798
stop believing CIA propaganda mate. the uighers are absolutely fine. a tiny minority of CIA funded separatist jihadis got their shit pushed in, as they should

>>214210849
a young girl's scent will drive you mad. i'm talking 18+ btw.

>>214210866
not really a gimmick is it? just a meme

>>214210849
You talking about their general smell or the smell of their puss?

>>214210798
The homosexual pedearst lord kitchener put millions of boer women and children in concentration camps
You have no leg to stand here

I remember when Bring Me The Horizon used to get booed at Reading festival

Alice Giddings is a smart and beautiful lady

a young girl's scent will drive you mad. i'm talking u18 btw.

>>214210802
>no income
America is a hellhole, true.

Austrobux are like 1500 Euro. If you happen to have worked before, you can even keep your investments and your Divvies may or may not reduce your bux (depends on your JC clerk). Mine don't.

she doesnt hate me :D

>>214210921
Who threw that fridge in the pool!

every year is the exact same if you think about it

umposter going um um um

RORKE KISS ME IN THE

D

A

R

K

LET THEM ALL SAY

HEY RORKIEPOOES HEY

HEY RORKIEPOOES HEY

do NOT talk about sniffing kids

>>214210885
and so your cope is to assume everything evil is down to the west. it isn't
>>214210908
my point is that superpowers end up as morally bankrupt as each other retard

>>214210952
2016mong is breaking….imploding

nobody fuck me

>>214210849
explain to a virgin freak

>>214210952
Time is a human concept.

>>214210936
woke gone mad

>>214210802
>>214210935
Of course you also get FULL health insurance, which is kind of weak in Europe to begin with, but at least they won't let you die in the streets.

>>214210973
good

I want to meet her mum (to see if her mum is fit)

alri lads

i got warned and temporarily blocked (avatar/signature) for posting a mouse earlier

>>214210971
china does not fuck around with other countries like the usa (or uk) does. it’s simple as that. they will however clamp down hard on anyone that threatens the territorial integrity of china

mad how if you're born on 29th february they just say you were born on the 28th instead. Like how all those koreans suddenly became 2 years younger.

Got sacked from my job of primary school swimming teacher because I kept sticking my finger up their bums and sniffing when no one was looking lol

Dollymong

>>214210999
POV u are my gf
>>214211000
I am going to try be a better bf to my future gfs

>Blue Ball, PA

>Intercourse, PA

cause I think I saw jupiter...

>>214211041
grow up

>>214211024
what's going on adam

thou shalt not post the mouses >.<

fuck yanks

>fanny arse avenue, Cumnigger
HAHAHAHA

>>214211017
>china does not fuck around with other countries
like tibet and taiwan and korea?

>>214211019
when koreans are born they are considered 1 year old

if you pursue bliss you will find beauty
in beauty you will find truth
in truth you will find morality
in morality you will find God

why are men so gross

Starmer has yet to ban noodlemagazine and porntrex.

Trying to figure out why he pretends to care… he must be planning something

:)
does she like me :)
does she like me does she like me

>>214210819
Umm... that's human trafficking.

>>214211070
that argument is so stupid, it’s like saying Britain should not have dominion over Canada, Australia, and New Zealand

What's the difference between Taiwan and Thailand

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns with bowl of soup or something

>>214211088
he's still seething because starmer sent that freak flying

get them wankdorf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadion_Wankdorf

>>214211070
tibet and taiwan are china. not sure what you mean with korea, but america certainly fucks around with them a billion times more than china lol

milly bobby brown sex arse

>>214211097
miss this crazy nigga

>>214210859
its TESCO mobile or some shit
they are advertising "back 2 school" phones. go outside retard

>>214211118
What did starmer do

I like to be menacing

>>214211090
mate no

Dollymong

does she like me does she like me does she like me does she like me

Magdalena Bay have officially announced a full album movie for "Imaginal Disk" a.k.a. the best album of 2024

>>214211135
reggie looks pleased here

tonight's swimming has been booked

>>214211116
corr imagine the umami in that

>>214211146
basically ignored musk when he was making 100 tweets a day trying to get his attention, then finally addressed him by essentially going "melty" which made musk foam at the mouth even more

>>214211108
Taiwan is the capital of Thailand.

>>214211179
Who?

haha

>>214211169
at least she doesnt hate me. idk I just feel like crossing the street @ someone will 9/10 be that you hate them - the same with spitting on the floor when you see someone

perambulations that's a good word right there my niggas

>>214211179
it was a good album but it doesnt need all that

>>214211126
taiwan is it's own country, it's not china

Fried me up some proper scran after eight pints (potatoes with onions).

tesco mobile boy

>>214211239
you'd get shot in china for saying that

>>214211219
do u live in a cartoon

>>214211193
last time i swam was on holiday in spain 2012

Wonder what he's up to nowadays?

a>you will not parambulate down the street as if you have patients waiting for you!!
>.<
OK I will study if you keep it up

if god really does exist, why did he desert me

>>214211278
get the swimming session booked in

Dollymong

>>214211239
it literally claims mainland china (and mongolia, lol) and china claims it. it’s not a separate country it’s just where a separate government was set up

>>214211260
They don't have guns in China.

was using the toilets in tesco to take a poo the other day after renewing my phone contract and some teenagers came in and started rattling my stall and shouting "someones using tesco mobile"

>>214211197
Kek

>>214211282
you probably got abused by a pedo so it might open your eyes a bit here to think about what made this guy jerk off to this totally normal thing. a lot of people grown up after abuse by their shitty parents get off to that kind of thing, and it is abuse, just like with you

Dollymong

>>214211316
a nigger's face, poo screaming in

getting sodomised

broken britain

>>214211349
have you considered not doing that

>>214210298
it's fun to see tomboys like her aroused like a proper female

>>214211294
part of the reason is that my toe nails are fucked from repeatedly getting ingrown nails so im embarrassed for anyone to see
and im not wearing some water sock like a mong

>>214211282
That's IMG_4292.jpg poster he’s still here

>>214211360
wouldnt mind chippy actually but ive got food in

left standing in the lurch, at a church
where people saying
my God, that's tough, she stood him up
no point in us remaining

I'll see myself out then shall I?

>>214211372
insane post

don't get how fish can be expensive when we've got a big ocean on every side of the country

>>214211360
Fish and chips? Only on a Friday, buddy.

In China there was a music video where they accidentally filmed someone jumping off the roof of a building in the background (it's way in the back so they didn't notice it at first) but viewers spotted it.

normies can never understand the extent of this banter

>>214211360
haddock's nice so is plaice

by the way I told no girl that I loved her today, but the worker at LIDL did something really impressive and I said "wow did you do that?" and she was like yeah and smiled, then I was doingg stuff and she looked at herself in the mirror and looked like she was coming back for me. she didnt but I was ready to give her a compliment about it although I feel we both knew that it didnt happen, and I didnt because too many times have I tried that and risked it on her halfway through something and it being awkward. she probably agreed (with her body language), so it was likely the proper thing to do. wouldve THEN hit her with the "I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!"

>>214211387
oooh go on treat yourself :)

Dollymong

>>214211380
i have never once noticed someone's toe nails. dont even think you'd be able to see them given they're underwater and facing down the whole time

>>214211360
haddock's fucking crap

>>214211360
I switched from deenz to mackerel myself, because they went um from 99c to 1,39€ (40%), which is not acceptable.

>>214211413
payday friday so maybe then

>>214211404
It was all a publicity stunt

>>214211179
>movie
it was alright but this is begging it
make more music

>>214211404
Pretty sure this got debunked a decade ago

prefer not to say

rorke mate?

9 years ago today, Carly Rae Jepsen released "E•MO•TION Side B"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crWffePZVfo

sucking a blue whales nob

>>214211400
it's those forrens depleting the stock

>>214211411
>then I was doingg stuff
im stuff

got fish and chips from what i later learened was a paki takeaway not a real chippy and the fish batter was fluorescent orange and tasted horrendous as you can imagine

>>214210212
>Caffeinated

why can't the right explain the left's cultural and political success

you know what? WHO DARES WINS

>>214211475
>the left's cultural and political success
Such as?

>that was giffgaffian
what

getting gomorrahised

pakismelli on a posting ting

>>214211471
it's the same story over here, whenevre you order something containing chips from a paki/kebab sort of establishment they're always horrible and orange and often burnt

to reach level 50 (from 40), on double XP catches, you need to catch 1,000 - 1,100 Pokemon per day for the next 49 days (when the event ends and level cap increases and they take away the level 50 jacket)

>>214211471
>real chippy
mate it’s all bags of frozen shite from wholesale

sing us a song, you're the piano scran
sing us a song toniiiiiiiiight

isnt ironized yeast just literally starch (which is literally just a carbohydrate)

>>214210269
She's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen

>>214211561
no

my life is going nowhere fast!

>>214211508
disney and all the other major entertainment companies owned by billionaires being woke

let's vamoose

>>214211430
i can't even find regular sardines just some fancy arse ones that cost £2.50 or something crazy
mackerel in the olive oil's alright but I miss my sardine bones

my local chippy has shut down because of woke (and because they would open like 3 hours a week day and close from November to February for Christmas, then close again 2 weeks later for Easter)

>>214211574
is it hydrogenated (hydrogen ions) fats

Would you care?

>>214211561
just dunno like, just literally I don't know

>>190056057
the post where i genuinely revived the gimmick of the year meme

>>214211603
Nah

>>214211595
no

fucking corring and phwoarring

vamouse

>>214211585
>got right back up
KWAB
KEK What A Fat Mexilard Bitch

>>214211603
dont have to tell them though

ATVLFTFB?

oh you're woke

well I dont know then
yeast is like ionized beer (or something)

>>214211603
i thnkik your mental health would benefit from not consuming this sort of online culture war bullshit x

>>191940457
the post with the first (revived) 2023 gimmick of the year results

i think i became redpilled on jooz when i watched that program weeds which is very jewish and there’s an episode where a son starts wanking to pictures of his mum

wiping my arse with poo

>>214210806
Mad how much brits fear these 110 lb twinks

I need a gf TODAY

just tried to fight fire with fire
do NOT recommend

>>214211705
>off to bed poster

>>214211508
all the woke it's everywhere just look at any uni or school

why are councils and universities giving millions of taxpayer money to some do nothing charity so they can be called a Sanctuary City - imported yank utter nonsense

>>214211706
cor

I'm here for the new

>>214211198
lol

>>214211733
i love her

>>214211705
>Sacked Tranny
>0 votes

get it FUCKING made

>>214211779
She's known as Employed Woman so it was probably confusing to some people

toil finished
washing drying
dishes cleaned
daily exercises done
dinner on
x

she doesnt hate me :)

NEW
>>214211821