Thread 214211821

two-pack of Daim muffins and a galaxy milkshake edition

dubs and i get drunk

Lesbians should be banned

poo for tea x

just done a poo and it splattered across my arse cheeks ffs
none of it barely even reached the bottom of the bog

Nietzsche I want to read his stuff but where do I start philosophy is confusing I wanna read tolstoy too but I have a starting point there anna karenina

taylor swift is getting married
how are you celebrating, lads?

I don't think I love my new catberg yet and I feel bad

Daim muffins and a galaxy milkshake
Daim muffins and a galaxy milkshake

mental how two feral teenagers carrying weapons are attacking brown people who then film it for evidence and rorkes framing it as migrants trying to rape them

why is he so fucking disingenious

Well rorke?

>>214211892
he'll grow on you x

>>214211888
Genealogy is a good place to start
Just read carefully and thoughtfully
Same goes for anything you read

dubs and i get drunk 2

>>214211869
no.

Home.

already drunk
dont want a hangover though

Scientists have long theorised about the Fermi Paradox and the Great Filter to explain why there's no evidence of intelligent life outside Earth.

What if the Great Filter is what we face now? What if the filter is that every planet with intelligent life develops a hostile group like jews who destroy the planet? What if the higher race (their White equivalent) is destroyed via race mixing and immigration? What if egalitarian slave morality like Christianity/Marxism develops and literally destroys evolution?

>>214211923
Same thing he did with that grandad playing in the park with his granddaughter painting him to be a nonce

>>214211925
Do North Africans and Arabs count as White in the UK, like in the US?

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

>>214211972
Shut the fuck up you boring cunt

>>214211972
what if you shagged a fanny

>>214211972
the fermi paradox doesn't "explain" anything you fucking idiot

should i get on the 6 pack of 330ml budvar cans

>>214211991
arabs have their own category
turks are counted as white though i think

>>214211991
Arabs are considered Other: https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/style-guide/ethnic-groups/

>>214211945
nigga look like the penguion

>>214211925
>asian lumped into one
howling, imagine lumping Koreans and Japanese in with some sub 40IQ goat herders from Afghanistan and Syria.

Good little obfuscation though, normies will look at this and not think twice

>>214211991
No mate. There’s no way out of this one

Just got a small pay rise at work, and extra 860 a year. Which brings me to roughly 39k. Later this year I will get a 3 to 4% pay rise.
This will mean that everything I make after that is taxed at 40% right?
Or does my pension contribution come off before my tax is calculated?

Scranning a garlic bread

nigga name keir

>>214212061
Cope on whites are overrepresented lmao

>>214212061
how many koreans and japanese do you think are here? everyone knows it means south asians

good tribes bring good vibes

>>214211821 (OP)
>tfw no one replies to your effort post
>>214211480

mad how fit they are at that age

>>214212065
pension contributions are pre-tax

that would be nice if that was rael

>>214211925
>proceeded against
isn't rorke's whole thing that the paki groomers aren't being dealt with by police?

peter tatchell said they want sex too

>>214212080
you got something you wanna say to me cunt>??

>>214212065
mate the 40% rate starts at like 50k

I mean reality not real
the reality of what was were

>>214212100
By 12%, as oppose to Pakistanis who are Afghans who are overrepresented by 400% in sex crime or black people who are overrepresented by 120% in violent crime

>>214212125
18-25 years old, right?

>>214212134
poo screm

>>214212149
profoundly unfunny image

>>214212134
You’re supposed to take it to the tip. Fucking chav bastards would never do that as it involves them getting off their arse for more than 5 mins

he fight batmian

saw a story about a car crash I'll see if i can find it

ill fucking bash the lot of ya

>>214212154
yeah

>>214212123
I do not believe that book is banned

>>214212190
rattled starwars mong

off to the rape class

if you are a higher rate taxpayer you belong in the gulag

ill fucking deck all of yas

poolag

>>214212214
i don’t care about star wars mate
do better

>>214212222
we're keeping this country afloat thank you very much

Jews are the great filter of mankind. There will be no interplanetary conquest, no human star empire, until we overcome Judaism and its devil spawn. Jews want to turn earth into a dull brown prison planet where the can rule uncontested over all mankind.

>>214212208
It was in England from 1985-1988

take this dick tip more like bitch

Architect struck off after assaulting taxi driver on night out to celebrate qualification

An architect has been struck off over a drunken assault on a taxi driver on a night out to celebrate qualifying for the profession.

Thomas Ford racially abused a taxi driver, assaulted him, stole his car and drove off with it before crashing into a fence, a disciplinary hearing was told.

He was handed a suspended prison sentence for his “shocking” behaviour.

The hearing was told that, in November 2022, Ford had gone out in Macclesfield, Cheshire, with work colleagues to celebrate his recent qualification. In the “early hours”, the group booked a taxi to take them home with the by then drunk architect the last passenger left in the car.

Once alone with the unnamed driver, Ford struck up a conversation, asking where he was from, but when he said Manchester the architect asked “where are you actually from?”, to which he replied Pakistan.

The hearing was told that Ford then became “irate” and said “why don’t you go back where you came from”, calling the driver a ‘P--i b-----d’. He then began to punch the driver, which caused the car to swerve and then come to a halt.

Ford continued striking the driver before shoving him out of the car and then making off with the Toyota Prius, the committee was told. The taxi was later found crashed in a residential garden, damaged beyond repair, having destroyed a fence.

When police arrived on the scene they found Ford trying to hide behind a tree close to the crash. He was arrested and breathalysed, with the test finding him well over the legal limit.

>>214212193
tip's fucking awful closed on random days like wednesday lazy council bastards

Rorke turning a blind eye to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>214212222
Just get a better job mate x

>>214212128
>>214212160
I live in rorkestead Scotland, I thought it was 40% after 40k.
Well either way that's good that I won't be paying higher tax

>>214212265
>When police arrived on the scene they found Ford trying to hide behind a tree close to the crash.
scream

https://x.com/sadmethod/status/1959712571717451942?s=46

Americans have it so good they don’t even know. These women don’t exist here

nigga from england

>>214212222
took advantage of the cycle to work scheme and got my company to buy me a new bike recently. mad thing is i get 40% off cos of my tax bracket. if i earnt less and was on 20% i'd have only got 20% off. seemed unfair on chumps like you but i don't make the rules aha x

Painting my cock red for Saint George

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

>>214212245
Why are they so evil? Actually I think they could extract more wealth from the planet if they let it develop.
https://files.catbox.moe/dmgk10.webm

>Police are investigating after an English flag was painted on a mini-roundabout in a north Wales town.

KEK why they so sensitive?

>>214212288
higher tax on the like £200 over the threshold wow glad you're avoiding that

>>214212265
eight? EIGHT redditspaces, jeremy?

>>214212324
Love Kelly Clarkson

broken britain

pubs closing, fish and chips unaffordable, not even at war

>>214212324
x

>>214212297
seems a bit much for a first date. she seems a bit clingy and overemotional

>>214212306
..yh

>>214212341
looking more like reverse denmark
poor line positioning really, substandard job

In the US, the fastest ways to destroy your finances are:

1. Going to the doctor

2. Getting an education

3. Starting a family

When survival itself becomes debt, this isn’t a society worth preserving… it’s one that demands replacing.

hey keier, check this out
|+|

>>214212341
>English flag was painted on a mini-roundabout in a north Wales town.
kek

>>214212297
i wonder how many men she’s ghosted in the past

>>214212341
they should paint english flags in all the potholes so councils get them filled in overnight

Every year blacks in Crown Heights commemorate Gavin Cato, the black kid killed by Jews that triggered a black uprising. This year some lame Antifa nerds showed up to the vigil. The blacks immediately ran these disgusting trannies off while chanting “fuck Antifa” LOL.

>>214212344
Reddit spacing doesn't exist. That's how literally every website formats text including this one. That's what news articles look like.

>>214212297
She's obviously crazy. He's dodged a massive bullet.

14
hairbrush

>>214212400
>implying they wouldn't just wash it off and leave the pothole as is

>>214212341
Where? I will go paint over it right now if it’s close

could you doomer twats cheer up a bit yeah? 4 day week this week, weather's been nice today, have something nice for tea you'll feel better x

>>214212370
*cuddles you from behind*

>>214212431
bros posting like its 2010 loool

umcord in effect

>>214212420
>>214212395
>>214212365
She’s perfect you lot are weird

Dollymong

It's all starting to kick off lads

we need to bunker down in Cheadle

>>214212482
you're a clueless incel

>>214212240
the working class keeps this country afloat not dossing mongs like you who sit in an air conditioned office all day typing shite on your gay little keyboards sipping on your gay little lattes waiting for AI to replace you
get a grip

>>214212370
>When survival itself becomes debt, this isn’t a society worth preserving… it’s one that demands replacing.
this is a chatgptism, i swear to god chatgpt is so pervasive that its changing the way people speak

>>214212440
most likely in some town 2 minutes from the border but still classed as north Wales

I did NOT spam
imagine I had money. THEN I would of spammed

>>214212513
>would of
go back to school mousey you retarded inbred

wales mogs england culturally

prove me wrong

you can't lol;

>>214212463
*gets bonner*

>>214212501
No need to get nasty

>>214212509
meant for >>214212375

>>214211922
for me, it's secret product and a trench

>>214212541
chat shit get banged

>>214212469
newrunt

u,m

>>214212343
80 quid is nothing to be sniffed at bozo

>>214212460
0 day week, here

>>214212533
Wales doesn't have any independent culture, you're just another region of England

gfless for so long I became the gf

>>214212533
Please don’t start talking about us the whole thread became horrible yesterday when that happened

mental how yanks think some chav girl from scotland with a machete is a sign of a uprising

sniffing textas

>>214212297
unless that was all agreed upon beforehand, i'd be concerned if someone brought me a load of food on a first date

dubs and i get drunk!

here we are then

the lads, the boys, the gang...

>>214212533
nigga your language called cumrag:skull:

just moved house and my amazon parcel got delivered to the neighbour who i haven't met yet 3 days ago.
knocked multiple times each day with their car there and with it not there and they just won't answer the door what the fuck do i do

>>214212533
what is welsh culture?

haha yeah bet it was mental

unironically applying for PIP despite being a higher rate taxpayer with next to no living expenses

>>214212533
>wales mogs england culturally
Incorrect
Glad we've sorted that out
What's everyone having forndinner

>>214212581
if i roll odds/evens/dubs/trips/quads/quints/sexts you get drunk x

>>214212525
its would of

>>214212593
pop a note through their letter box

>>214212502
sounds like you need to get a grip . how dare you freak out like that on a superior class

put 4 fresh red chillies in my arrabbiata sauce and it's not even spicy ffs

>>214212593
too late mate your dildo's caked in plenty of poo

Corkin ell could absolutely demolish either a chippy chips or chili chips from the Chinkers

>>214212573
yanks are largely uneducated hysterical simpletons

>>214212582
the raped

>>214212631
Accenture on a mad one

>>214212631
rompopulating

>>214212656
in english this time

Notice anything strange here?

Got my teeth deep cleaned, felt so good, with the hygienist hacking and scraping away all that nasty gravel between the teeth

Feel like a new man honestly

>>214212685
the raped

>>214212543
No AI was involved

ok rorke

lechonk day
good time to have a medga evol pidgeott

>>214212576
You must’ve watched it on mute

>>214212533
There is literally no meaningful difference between England and Wales. Wales was part of England for half a millennium. Welsh people are all English-speaking Britons, very few speak Welsh, very few support Welsh nationalism

>>214212707
too scared to go to the dentist because my teeth are an absolute state

Musk aiding the Rorkeypops cause

>>214212706
We live in anti-White regime of yids

>>214212533
england has shakespeare, austen, brontë, byron, milton, eliot, keats, dickens, orwell, wordsworth, conan doyle, tolkein, lewis

wales has you knows i loves you and your mother's got a penis

>>214212746
guarantee they've seen worse this week alone

>>214212706
he's white. they should have had a brown person in the ad

>>214212707
good lad, due a visit myself. few tea stains ruining the grill.

>>214212736
i wasnt paying much attention. was the food agreed upon beforehand?

>>214212707
I had the same thing today

I never check the weather forecast. Yes I do go outside.

>>214212766
thats what someone told me when i went to the doctor so he could see my phimosis willy

>>214212724
i know that’s what’s worrying

Wales has Gorky's Zygotic Mynci and Tom Jones

>shakespeare, austen, brontë, byron, milton, eliot, keats, dickens, orwell, wordsworth, conan doyle, tolkein, lewis
rorke not reading a word any of these wrote but feeling proud of them for some reason

How come Rorkeypops has never shagged

>>214212727
trannies should all be rounded up and shot

>>214212782
Aye

rorke asking chatgpt how to lose his virginity

Managed to overcome my Irish genetics and get a tan this year

>>214212797
had to go to the GP for a lump on my right bollock and the physician associate said my cock was the smallest she's ever seen by far

>>214212809
timid and in his own head a lot x

Leftypol bellows out for the importation of more paedophilic foreign rapists

>>214212843
you're lying

>>214212817
then i feel sorry for her. it not right

>>214212759
actually there's a type of welsh language poetry that is very complex. can't remember what it's called though

i just refunded the amazon item because i don't want to knock on their door again.
crazy how easy it was to get a refund just for saying your item never turned up. they must get absolutely rinsed off that

>>214212732
Don't care about any of those Pokémon
Trying to get candies for my Charcadet and Toxel

>>214212809
He's a romantic

leftypol cries out for more legal and illegal migration

i giv up

>>214212848
Ooof. Rorkeypops should go out there and shine x

fucking screaming
https://x.com/ub1ub2/status/1960082221014081713

>>214212876
well, have you told any girls you love them yet?

keep seeing extremely beautiful iranian women at my work, saw one that was so beautiful today that i nearly had a panic attack like tony sopranos seeing the uncle bens packet

i think it's a psyop to change my opinion on immigration, shan't be giving in

>>214212882
time for bed

When will I love my new catberg? Right now I feel like I only have space in my heart for my original catberg

>>214212870
popty ping

>>214212882
don't lose your way, lad x

inventing a new energy drink called Yebbin Bull

>>214212882
ktim

>>214212872
did you go from an ai support thing to a supposed "real" person with a name that responded also like a chatbot?
happened to me last week

Wales also produced the most infamous /brit/ poster of all time

guess i won’t be getting drunk tonight…unless dubs

>>214212899
ITS DEY CULCHA

>>214212917
Love will come with time. Be good to your new cat and a new love will flourish

>>214212899
why are they like this

>>214212899
SMACK. Did he died?

>>214212917
Get a grip you spanner there are people out there with like 10 cats you wally

>>214212903
shagged a very fit syrian lady once. she liked rimming.

>>214212940
and he quit a decade before you showed up to seethe about him!

>>214212940
Commiemong? Sacked Tranny?

>>214212942
Roll

Real

>>214212899
head injuries are always scary

leftypol utterly on the run
how has the tide turned so dramatically in 5 years?

>>214212917
you'll eventually get over your original catberg and learn to love the new one all the same - this doesn't mean that you'll forget the original one but it's the circle of life innit

>>214212882
it seems spending hours of your time humilitating others on /brit/ has finally done you in. congratulations. only the strong (of mind) survive.. good luck recovering from this one! HAH

there isnt an election for another 4 years btw

tonight's youtube kino

>>214213012
why are you referring to bergs like they are products they are cherished beings x

>>214213018
the raped

>>214212940
me, but I keep my anonymity unlike you

>>214213030
unless no confidence

>>214213030
You’d think there’s one in a few months by the way everyone is banging on about polls and shit

>>214213054
This picture makes leftypol seethe irrationally

>>214213038
did you not even bother to read the second half of my post?

>>214213042
Alright 190 how's your niece?

>>214212899
youre the idiot reading his feed. what were you thinking?

>>214212960
>>214213012
Thank you but my original catberg is still alive. I just got a second catberg

That Scottish girl is literally the reincarnation of Boudicca.

Much as Hitler was the reincarnation of Wotan, the ancient spirits of Europe live on.

SIEG HEIL

hate warm weather
cant wait until its cold and dark at 4pm

>>214213088
cringe

>>214213088
shut up you fucking freak

>>214213088
shut up 190 you weird ass nigga

chaos chaos

>>214213082
the raped

>>214212960
why do you have argonian skin, heathermong?

>>214213054
yanks are not serious people

>>214213104
proto gf looks exactly like this

>>214213104
love boots i do

>>214213081
I've been called 190 a lot but I don't think I'm him. In fact it might be someone I knew online years ago. My nieces are good

>>214213088
bruh
unironically go outside

got the Nelly - Ride Wit Me (Dirty) on

holy FUCK..... LOIS.... i'm CUMMING.....

>>214212759
load of shite from 200 years ago

wales actually has sovl, a feeling, a distance

england simply cannot compare, they wish it didn't exist

>>214213104
spending all the money he makes taking it up the rear to buy kids toys. definitely someone i want to look up to and emulate

>>214213104
tf is that chat

>>214213118
1/8th irish ancestry, sunburned freckled arm. I keep being called heathermong as well as 190, I'm most people here i think

>>214213140
>but I don't think I'm him
wut

>>214213164
she tops actually

>>214213005
ktim

>REFORM UK would consider paying the Taliban to take back migrants who entered Britain illegally, former party chairman Zia Yusuf has said.

And the retarded gammons don't realise that Farage is just creating a lucrative business model that will INCREASE immigration YET AGAIN. Why does rorke keep falling for him over and over?

vaporising 300,000,000 american yank black niggers with the press of a single button

It's the destiny of the White Race to conquer this planet and then the galaxy.

If we fail, it will be the end of intelligent life on this planet.

>>214213193
why pay them as oppose to just drop them off

>>214213177
kuromi

>>214213185
Maybe I'm the person they call 190 and I don't even know it. Maybe im heathermong and I dont know it

>>214213172
kek ah yes the honourable japs

>>214213032
tranny?

>>214213172
What is honorable warfare

Gingernonce's arc of trying to lecture everyone and calling them stupid is very funny because he's a literal schizophrenic mental retard who plays in traffic and has no friends or family at all whatsoever literally nobody cares about him or what he thinks haha

>>214213228
not targeting civilians and non combatants

CONGRATULATIONS TAYLOR!

>>214212899
that nigga paralyzed himself by fucking a traffic light

Can I marry Tailor?

Ahmed would never

>>214213205
krim

>>214213161
cope harder taffshire

>>214213206
You yourself don't even qualify as intelligent life thoughbeit

inseparable

>>214213278
This picture got me banned

mr krim, the chinese fireball oooo

deport all immigrants except beautiful iranian women

beer

>>214213218
You're probably both let's be honest now

>>214213172
haha lol

deport all immigrants except the ones I'm friends with

>>214213322
Uh dubs means I must drink it

Tate

commiemong is a bizarre cunt tbf. always knew he was a fucking loser obviously but the 180 pivot to nazism means he’s more mental than i thought

deport all immigrants but actually increase the number of immigrants

Deport all of humanity into a volcano

>>214213351
we require photographic proof that you drink beer

>>214213243
you sound like a 8 y/o you idiotic little twerp

deport all immigrants and import the women

preparing myself for the biggest leftypol melty ever seen in this country when Sir Nigel Farage becomes PM.

deport all of india into britain

the rape shed

just import the women

>>214213416
who the fuck leaked the conservative party manifesto?

>>214213391
you cannot be allowed to post this

Commiemong shows why it's easier to convert a Communist to a National Socialist than a conservative. Every time.

I start scream crying when the "nb" lags

blogpost
redditspace
useless information

deport rorke from his smeggy bedroom

business idea: export the immigrants except we pay the takers

New
>>214213505
>>214213505
>>214213505

>>214213442
That’s Nigel’s manifesto mush

>>214213399
the raped

/\NEW/\

put tariffs on immigrants

>>214213193
How the fuck would that increase immigration you fucking stupid cunt

stick a bleeding thingamabobie on