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>Your country is filled with mutts and trannies
Ok, enough about the US.
>every morning you wake up to a blowjob from your mom or aunt or maid
I'm not Jewish, no rabbis doing fancy shit with my willy
>you grab a mango that’s hanging off a branch through your window
oranges and I have to go through the door
>you go downstairs to your motor scooter. You cruise around the favela spanking girls on their bunda and then you dance on the beach all day.
I just ride a bicycle, and I live in the countryside, so no beaches or anything. Maybe that will be a thing when I move from here.