Thread 214217627

poo edition

i bring you LOVE

>>214217627 (OP)
would would wouldn't would

>>214217646
hi

>>214217623
theres not going to be any pints you stupid bitch

Sat inside. Bored. Lonely. Depressed.

ausfalians love their yank culcha don't they

now my body hurts
after that second pizza

>>214217720
not for you and the rest of the 99%

Poo n that aha x

Raining

>>214217734
brits love their... errr let's see..... brits love their...... (nothing, don't they)

sat inside. bored, horny, depresso :((

>>214217723
get boozing
get the tunes on

>>214217762
atomized that 99%er

>>214217792
fancy raping my arse?

all in here lads
>>214217634
>>214217634
>>214217634

>>214217697
he went that way *gestures to the other new*

>>214217825
no we're fucking not
don't be silly now

rorke and leftypol

pets are an absolute waste of resources
if we're cutting carbon we must dispose of useless biomass like pets

>>214217669
this episode was so fucking spooky bruv

>>214217900
greetings sir

>>214217874
shreking

is rick and morty worth watching? remember avoiding it because it was shot down on 4chan at the time

got to stop waking up at 5pm

>>214217883
what about a pet cow

Remember this

>>214217932
absolutely fucking not

Arbeit macht frei
Cool

right youev fucked this all up havent up
janny JANNY sort rhis out NOW

dadberg is retiring and said he is getting 'basically his current wage now' THEN a state pension in 18 months
meanwhile i will be toiling until i am sent to the assisted dying ward

i still watch rick and morty in case summer and morty shag

>>214217932
it's just stoner bro shit

>>214217977
cor

>>214217874
lol

ingger nigger ngger nigger gger nigger nigger ngger nggerger nigger nigguigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

wabble lubble dub dub!! nigGerMORTy

state of the other thread

corrrr

https://i.4cdn.org/s/1753470114088394.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1753470636905534.jpg
>>>/s/22243789

China bad because their rents are too low. Landlords are SUFFERING.

>>214217967
phwoar

>>214218012
30% thicker vaginal mucus

>>214217874
scrceamint

N
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NIGGERNIGGER

so what is it

>>214218046
is that you? I love you

i turned myself into a pickle morty

China bad because *checks notes* their rents are too low. Landlords are SUFFERING.

>>214218046
i've never seen one before
no one has
but i'm assuming it's a white hole

>>214218081
prov you are a human being

might make a grilled cheese with Mac n cheese in it

literally all my former school people (from like 10 years ago) meet up without me
and i only hear about it through the one i somtimes speak to who says he saw them all

>>214218081
I wish we had some total landlord death here. Rents keep spiralling out of control.

Why isn't the Homo sapiens listed as an invasive species?

raping rorke up the shitter

>>214218096
a *white* hole?

>>214218114
ktim

>>214218114
*hugs you*
it's not your fault

>>214218071
funny!

anytime i post anything in favour of china/russia/iran/north korea or anti-NATO from my pc i get hit by a "429 connection error". i can post from my phone regardless though

bit scared to post this in case it happens again but have at me globohomo jews

>>214218012
timmy's crush

>>214218140
precisely

>>214218101
shan't

>>214218169
sir keir starmer on damage control

he thinks he has friends

>>214218198
bizarre post

also, test

Might move to China.

might move china

>>214218124
homophobia >>214218198

wanking my little 0.7 inch protrusion

>>214218180
where you been

>>214217627 (OP)
Groomed, primed and trained from birth to serve the state of Israel

Love women and feminine men me.

what happens in newham

Can't believe I successfully made the new
I either get beaten by another new first or mine gets deleted

reading a manga

have been posting here like 10 years and made a new maybe 3 times

>>214218321
added protein

>>214218321
screm

>>214218321
LOL

>>214218321
elton's arse cum

>>214218321
Hate him all you want the man is a wonderful singer

>>214217953
1 & 9 need them shagged (by me)

>>214218321
did they grind him up or what

So when is Kier coming to ban 4chan, lads?

if you read elton's book he says how he actually wasn't into bumsex all that much and that he'd prefer to watch two lads going at it while he wanked

>>214218321
it was reduced in Aldi but I didn't buy it because of that shit

>>214218153
it is and it isnt
i'm not a cool sporty kid like them
who gets girls and has a normal job and everything else
on the other hand i am a weird incel so it's no surprise they dont like me

>>214218268
What makes Bromley so resilient?

>>214217953
guy in the middle is familiar but idk why

feeling unrepentantly pretty fly (for a white guy)

>>214218436
so they can have people saying "no its not happening" (all white)

Sir John Elton

covering my bed with rose petals and romantically shagging my hand

Full English Breakfast Croissant with Bacon, Sausage, Cheese, Baked Beans and a Fried Egg (2018)

not ktim

>>214218406
british culture is so riveting!

big up keir
manifest

>>214218488
would be good if it weren't loaded with shit beans

>>214218488
woke nonsense

>>214218436
the price

>>214218470
kek

>>214218406
and what age were said lads?

>>214218488
when in paris!

scran

that's SIR elton john to you
he's a gay knight

>>214218488
impractical and downright silly

yeh yeh tek dat tek dat

Going to Slovenia for couple of years to study again. A change of scenery might get me out of this runt.

the goth girl wanktoil

>>>/gif/29310532

>>214218446
he's picked a good spot

TOTAL ZIEDBELG DEMORALIZATION

>>214218488
hate foods that are theoretically meant to be eaten with your hands which will get them stupidly dirtly

massive tower burgers can go fuck themselves too

tying my loose foreskin into a balloon animal and pissing into it so it inflates

>>214218578
spainpaki you'll be in hull or manchester or wherever you live until the day you die

>>214218522
his age but it was the 70s. it was when he was doing his partying and could bum just about any lad he fancied.

>>214218571
10cm.. and thin!

wanking a scran

>>214218488
multicultural SHIT

tek dat finasteride, tek dat minoxidil

>>214218571
sup 10

is the demi-paki here?

>>214218308
whats it about lad

>>214218656
still waiting on that first good canadian post

he wont leave until we get his name

>>214218584
visibly s curved

>>214218467
my crush

that mgs3 remake looks kinda shit

>>214218501
it's a good book tbf. interesting stuff on most pages i thought.

any gay homosexuals in?

>>214218713
i'm not gay but me boyfriend is x

>>214218693
is that how you like them or do you prefer a straighter black willard

>>214218713
i'm gay but not a homosexual

>>214218712
shhhhshhh

-2 quickstretch

whenever you go abroad every bar has live music playing, how much do they pay them do you reckon

>>214218713
/brit/ is a bisexuals thread

>>214218765
simply don't care

-4 nursing bendy s curved baton at the gherkin

tobys tiny moist penis going plap plap plap on my tuppence as he rides me cowgirl style

I need some tittys to fuck

But then I saw her tits. Now I'm a believer.

>>214218765
100 bucks a night is usual

do you ever realise how fucking ugly the UK is? it's like beauty is illegal here. from the people to the streets. it's all so ugly.

I need some girls tittys to fuck

if i were british i'd have been arrested for online posts a long time ago

>>214218867
countryside is nice

14 onyx slowly initiating -2

>>214218867
ugly dogshit niggaaar dogshit ugly patheticity wrapped up in plastic bubble shite

cuz even when we never had a penny
yeah we always had spirit

>>214218867
it's a tiny country and all the beauty is encapsulated within a couple of boroughs in london and some other places

>>214218867
it's lovely round where i live

Every day, 2,000 are signed on to long-term sickness benefits. Statistically, they are unlikely to ever work again.

m4 hymen driller
red victory paint drip on his trainin shorts

>>214219004
mmhmm he done sorted dat out x

imagine torturing cuckposters to death
would be extremely cathartic

I suppose that's enough of this for today

>>214219027
sup crodeep
got ur dm earlier x

bottle of wine down the gullet
quick wank
then bed tiem
thats my teusday so fuck off

>-2 quickstretch
>-4 nursing bendy s curved baton at the gherkin
>14 onyx slowly initiating -2
>mmhmm he done sorted dat out x

cant talk to the protogf without dripping pre-cum, am I cooked?

Severed every connection I've made online in the last twelve years, and I shan't be missed in the slightest.

>>214219072
u kno x

>>214219077
has she got a cock?

-2 cronem steady bashing slippy oval down timmy's mum luh bac

keishas comin back from carnival alone or wid other keishas lol ain't nobody wanted dem

do you remember who your first ever coom was over?

bradeleyposter homosexual confirmed

timmy's mum sending this to his bully (-2 cronem)

>>214219137
vanessa hudgens' leaks

>>214219137
Some video of mardis gras.

>>214219155
cronem shmeat be hittin dat cervix dogstyle

right well there's a massive spider in the bathroom so I'm pissing in the sink until further notice

Struggle to believe the cuckposters are real. They must be Russian demoralisation agents. There can be no other explanation.

>>214218864
grim so when theres a band of 3 people they're getting about 25 quid each

>>214219111
Wish I could believe in god
Would be nice to believe there's someone out there who will always forgive me and wants the best for me
alas, I am alone

>>214219116
not found out yet

>>214219137
thinking about a peng slag from school

>>214219200
yeh he be given dat luh vix summat floyd mayweather action x

>>214219172
omg sameeee

>>214219223
and some money behind the bar

>>214219221
just the fruits of westoid "civilisation" i'm afraid

Ohhhhh Jeremy Corbyn
Ohhhhh Jeremy Corbyn
Ohhhhh Jeremy Corbyn

>>214219137
There was a woman back in the day called Raven or something
Used to use the web browser on my PSP and go to the bathroom to wank

bulbous pg tip administering maximal stretching on uninitiated -4 tings

>>214219276
not the ones you're thinking of

timmy speakin to her online tellin his family he found his soulmate... he sent her money to build a treehouse in the jungle and to pay for her uk visa application

>>214219325
what on earth does this even mean

Just fired off a delay repay claim to GWR
Pay up trainberg

>>214219336
LOL best timmy peckerwood cud do x

hate having stuff to do. wish i could just live in bumfuck nowhere and be left alone

>>214219258
memories of her teenage years cum floodin back x

mousey is right though
why can ziedbelg post this shite but he cant post the mice

Has anyone ever complimented you on your aftershave?

>>214219359
dun worry bout it x

>>214219370
aint dat da truth x

>>214219386
mmhmm das rite x

>>214219403
yh
Fierce used to have the gyaldem in a chokehold back in 2k9

>>214219326
the ones she sent to zac efron or something?

>>214218618
I'm always reminded of the Alan Turing case. Brilliant scientist, but the way he's presented as a martyred patron saint of unfairly persecuted gaydom is hilarious.

Everyone in his social circle knew 40 year old Turing was bumming teenage boys on the regular and they just politely ignored it, probably because they were nonces too. Then some of the lads stole from his house after getting bummed and he had the bright idea to report it to the police. And the simple working class bobbies with no conception of the rampant noncery among their betters started asking questions like why was there a conga line of teenage boys visiting Turing's house in the first place. It ended up in a huge scandal that couldn't be ignored, but he got away with just getting put on medication (used clinically until the 90s) meant to suppress his libido. And then he killed himself.

>>214219438
What does that mean?

>>214219403
yeah but i wasnt wearing any lol

>>214219359
pg tip = phat goon tip = bellend
-4 = 12 years old

Just facetimed with the gf

>>214219403
Lynx Africa turned enough heads back in secondary

-2 cronem performing a wicked skeetening
yardie cocoa milk all ova timmy's mum big batty

>>214219325
causing kaotic stretchings to her young pink ting... she delirious wid ecstasy
timmy downstairs turning up the anime volume but he can steal hear her orgasmic guttural moans

>>214219476
shes so fit

>>214219476
Moody bitch

>>214219453
Fierce, by Abercrombie and Fitch used to have girls swooning in 2009

you can post mice

>>214219447
remember wanking to those loads
think she was <18 in them though or so I remember reading a couple years ago

>>214219476
This cunt' always got a stick up her arse

>>214219505
UM UM UM

never thought i'd encounter anyone more utterly bizarre than a paki tranny who set up hidden cameras on his female room mate but then mousenonce came along
never thought a schizo freak who feeds mice energy drinks and cooks his own piss could be topped but then the belgium freak came along

where does it end

shrimp seal

>>214219522
shut up

Hop in, dude

>>214219516
Her sister is fit and has OF

>>214219484
mmhmm melanin receptordem going brazy, luh pale legs shaky x
timmydem? mmhmm pluggen dem luh ears wit di airpods x

>>214219505
oo err missus

>>214219534
>feeds mice energy drinks and cooks his own piss
is this the mousey lore? I just thought he was an oddball with a gross thumb

youre white

Jelly is disgusting

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>214219476
Need her so bad

>>214219516
so was I lad, so was I

>>214219403
yeah
clinique happy it was

>>214219202
piss in the sink regardless of the bathroom situation
sometimes piss off the balcony late at night if no one is about

all the BBC cuckspam is literally just sexually frustrated brown and yellow incels

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/210040744

oh dey cummin. better get dem hotels ready, timmy

>>214219534
mousenonce is that tier of mental illness that is well and truly uncomprehendable
inimitable
actual one of a kind level of poster that only mental illness could ever lead to
compeltely incoherent posts that it is convinced are perfectly logical
would be almost endearing if it didnt also brag about all the objectively evil and creepy things it gets upt o

>>214219472
bizarre

>>214219624
mad how every last one of them is housed and fed tonight

>>214219624
mmhmm get them serviced x

yh

>>214219573
he does experiments involving microwaving his piss

>>214219591
ktim except my life is 100 times more pathetic than either of them

>>214219626
part of me still thinks its a larp but nobody could maintain that gimmick for this many years, can you imagine mousenonce in day to day life? gives me the fear to be honest

r9k loves gossiping

Dude it's crazy, I tell the DJ to play losing it and summer time sadness (of course the remix) and they just look at me. I wonder if my music taste is too nuanced? I even tried suggesting playing levels but he just looked at me like I was an alien, I hate having such a unique music taste bro.

having a.. "memory" wank..

your pauls your stevens your hadush kebatus

>>214219652
dats rite
washed, housed, wanked off by m2 angels

nike tech cronem initiating QuickTap™
crimson victory paint leaking out
he share it on whatsapp group chat wit di voice note in patois

>>214219738
wanking to corsair and kingston is it?

>>214219721
As is his human right

he thinks he has friends here. he wants this reputation

>>214219763
who's he lad

pro tip: you can use the checkboxes and the report button at the bottom of the page to report multiple rule breaking posts all at once

right so I've just toiled 9 hours, came home, ate, slept for 8 hours, and now I pretty much have to go right back to toil. it just doesnt add up...

Finished Remnant 2
lads it's actually brilliant, best game I've played in ages

timmy being ignored his whole life
small boat cronem being offered pizza n tug

-4 cronem recipient timmy mum neck

You arrive at the immigrant breakfast in London

>>214219779
respect the effort but simply not wasting my time when janny refuses to ban him anyway, and even if he did get banned no doubt he'd be back within 5 minutes

sleeptoil looms sufferingoil looms after

POV: you wake up on the morning comrade Farage takes us out of are ECHR and puts us "in a club with Russia and Belarus"
https://youtu.be/rHomETco0MI?si=5uKNp_NlFh0kX1K9&t=14

>>214219810
kill yourself

There's pakis in Belarus now

>>214219779
even this one?

>>214219808
strong british name that

-4 cleeted timmy mum face

>offered him pizza
bet she offered him a lot more than that

omg fluttershy cat

>>214219796
ah yes, the break cycle
ford perfected it, then blamed the jews

>>214219820
the routine

>>214219919
Bet she didn't

>>214219808
anoda one sorted x

Mhm

>>214219902
timmy mum face lookin like a glazed donut
cronem taps out the last remaining gloops onto her forehead

not wankng today
dont feel like it
too runk you see

need some titties to fuck

>>214219973
>>214219973
>>214219973

Gherkin parade

mouseys stinging nettles experiment phase was kino

>>214219708
g is worse

>>214220039
I miss him