Thread 214220851

modern Warlock edition

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>>214220851 (OP)
It’s ok

RIP in piece my goth nigga

Molyneux btfo

I've been drinking like 2-3 seltzers a day

2028

You know crows can live to be 25 years old

>>214220960
Do you post anything besides xitter engagement bait?

Felt a sharp pain in the anus when I attempted to shit

'toss in the 'read

Scuse me ya old bag

needless to say, I have aged much more gracefully, hairline and all, and have never mixed soda with hard liquor, and especially not on a daily basis

>>214221015
based beyond belief if real

>>214221021
I've been trying hard to befriend some crows, no luck so far

>>214221073
I'm all up in your shit so what the fuck!

>>214221029
its goshpedo on vpn

>>214221029
>>214221095
It's fk

Americans really do read Denny's on a billboard and still call it Dinny's

god spoke to me while i was drinking covfefe on my balcony overlooking the ocean and he told me that limbo is real and that he's never been able to get under the bar when it's 3ft off the ground.

>>214221089
Don’t touch my camera goober

>>214221089
Goober

America really is the Great Satan

>>214221062
where mogus

>>214221116
>and that he's never been able to get under the bar when it's 3ft off the ground.
is that like a hurricane thing in the southern US?

>>214221119
yeah you fucking wish you could work as hard as I can

>>214221165
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo_(dance)

>>214220891
Low class lot lizards are so hot
Like imagine banging her in a filthy motel

>>214221058
probably a toilet spider
they aren’t venomous, thank god

People underestimate just how much real and power a simple knife gives you in a fight. That’s not even mentioning something long like a machete

>>214221179
that's why you got DROPPED

no, i don't wear any deodorant. why do you ask?

>>214221292
because you stink

WARNING, GAY BLOGPOST BELOW, READ AT YOUR OWN PERILL
>some random girl adds me on the discord of a game
>says we used to play the game together
>don’t remember her but I have added a lot of people on that game, plus have had multiple banned accounts
>ask if she wants me to add her on my new account in the game
>said she doesn’t play it anymore
Am I autistic? I don’t know what to even say

>>214221235
This is why i carry a long spear with me at all times

1,2,3,4...
mmm... big boobs...
oh lost count.... I'll just go 'til failure...

>>214221015
>woah this lizard politician is just like me! i want to vote for the Newsom now!

>>214221328
Even among blogposts this is really boring and gay

>>214221338
>not carrying a pike
NGMI, might as well wear a short saying “rob me”

Sometimes I forget that you guys are actual humans with thoughts and emotions.

>>214221413
sometimes i forget that about me too

>>214221413
*bleep bloop*
so true
*bloop bleep*

I'm actually a bot, not a human.
Go ahead, ask me a question that you'd ask a bot.

made a mean post in another thread that i regret

>>214221413
im sexy THOEVER

>>214220851 (OP)
maybe it's just me but i think that goth cowboy smells good

>>214221194
we used to do the limbo in Slovenian kindergarden in the early 90s, I just misread what you meant by 3ft off the ground

WW2 is so fucking cool bros. i can spend hours just reading wikipedia articles about it and be entertained

>>214221213
that's a man. and my penis is hard. stop posting these things and confusing me.

>>214221479
This but ww1 and Vietnam

have you ever hitchhiked?

>>214221499
just stop being gay

>>214221534
i dont leave the house

Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ah
Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
Pe-ee-ee-nis
Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula

>>214221534
yeah

>>214221558
>draw a girl
>call it a man

>>214221534
no however in college once I ran out of gas and walked to a gas station while there some crackhead heard me swearing and muttering to myself and offered to give me a ride back to my car, their car was literally covered in a layer of ash there was junk everywhere they smoked the whole way but it was so fucking hot (100+ summer day) that I didn't care I was so grateful to them

>>214221567
UDREEEYAAAAH

>>214221584
that is just a man with long hair, you're gay

>>214221584
cmon man you can't tell from the sonny corleone shoulders

> niggas be like "i'm a big history buff!"
> look inside
> midwit boomer hyperfixation on military conflicts of 2-3 western countries from the past 250 years
> virtually no knowledge of any other facet of history including art, culture, religion, race, gender, trade and commerce, law, politics, literature, theatre, etc etc
y'all are so fucking corny it's legitimately embarrassing.

I hate white people!!! I hate them hate them hate them hate them!!!!!

>>214221636
I never claimed to be a history buff thougheverbiet

>>214221636
okay

>>214221639
why

>>214221534
Once when i was like 20 something, got lost on a nature hike in rural west virginia, eventually managed to stumble onto a highway. took hours for anyone to stop for me, eventually some older asian guy who i could barely understand pulled over for me and somehow understood my directions perfectly. never met him again and i dont know his name but he was cool.

>check LinkedIn
>pages you may like: ICE
Hmm, maybe i should become a professional deporter of browns....

>>214221675
NTA but crackas be devils
They racis as hell and be thinking they kno mo bout shi but they don' kno nuffin bout life on the streets and in da projects

>>214221689
>took hours for anyone to stop me

Honestly think these Gavin Newsom spammers are bots / paid agents. If they themselves aren't then they have just been unknowingly coerced by them to meme for them.

nobody refute my post in the previous thread, meaning I am the fastest person ITT and should be respected as such

>>214221691
I was thinking about this but idk if they want a military background or some gay shit

Who here /fat/

>>214221691
you post on 4chan you are mentally week and would get raped in the ass by some gang member

>>214221724
it's very obviously astroturfed and inorganic
the memes were seeded, but a few retarded normies picked them up and spread them too

My safe combination 309-464-52 then #

>>214221724
>Honestly think these Gavin Newsom spammers are bots / paid agents
Of course, Im the newest fag here and I can even see when inorganic raids are happening

>>214221755
i look like this

>>214221768
>mentally week
ESL Pablo

If I saw spinster irl I'd probably rape her, just because I feel like i know her well enough that she'd probably be into it

>>214221793
Same and that's like a year after gymming 2-3 times per week

>>214221796
That was on purpose so I could point out that you want to squabble over spelling mistakes like a catty gay faggot, you have the self control and mental willpower of a woman and would not cut it trying to capture criminals

i'm uglier than jason
it's so fucking over

I just think Gavin Newsom is handsome and suave

my penis is made up of millions of atoms

>>214221534
yes, in Germany and Mexico
both countries got picked up super fats, had to ride in the back of a truck in Mexico a few times

>>214221834
He's a traitor to America. He went on tv defending illegal immigration and said illegals are good for the country

> be the only democrat making headlines for the past month
> "inorganic"
> "astroturfing"
just say that you live under a rock next time.

>>214221831
do you have a bigger cock than jason at least? (4 inches hard)

>>214221834
His wife fucked Harvey Weinstein

i am mentally sexy and my penis is week

>>214221821
merely pretending to be retarded

Jason looks more busted than a 6 star wanted level in GTA

>>214221793
>>214221820
fellow scrawny bros!!!....
I eat like a maniac, take weight gainer, work out, and nothing much happens
I gained 10 pounds and then plateaued

>>214221858
>be the only democrat making headlines for the past month
There is no more obvious sign of a forced meme and astroturfing then "making headlines"
Who cares what retarded talking heads on cable news think

>>214221867
To be fair Harvey Weinstein is essentially a modern day Genghis Khan

stroking my penis off
call it stroganoff

Oh great here comes these weirdos talking about their thread characters again

>>214221864
yes but i have porn induced ED

strogan my beef off

>>214221821
Pablo you people are as easy to round up as pigs

>>214221905
Ok let's talk about your greatest vulnerabilities
What do you think is the most efficient method to cause you great harm?

finally finished extracting the base 181gb folder of rhythm game charts
only another 100gb to go in updates and new songs

>>214221755
I gained a bit of weight this summer

>>214221755
i already eat basically nothing all day besides salads and some steaks, still shedding a gram

Dial 516-922-WINE
i'm in the liquor business

i wonder where spinster is being orbited now

>>214221896
you're spouting guff, son

>>214221947
She shows up maybe once every other week or so. She always denies it's her but it's super obvious

serious lack of food in the domicile this evening

>>214221914
women love porn why else would they constantly do it?

>>214221930
you are brown placer

I love creep posting and making anons uncomfortable

>>214221966
you got milk eggs and bread?

>>214221980
>brown
the most used word in this thread
90% by you
get a life

sanrio mascots like hello kitty are cute and I like looking at them

>>214221895
> it's not organic if people are organically talking about it
> i don't read the news anyways so even if it were organic i wouldn't care
serious question, did you graduate middle school

There is no way, 1. this many of you are from California, 2. care about politics, 3. are neolibral dems
Fuck off fags go back to pol with this shit forced day time news bullshit.

there's nothing wrong with being brown

>>214222009
the bf has a bunch of cinnamoroll stuff

>>214222021
zased absolutely dilapidated those freaks

>>214221867
She made fun on his uncut penis. Said it looked fish-like.
He got off on the charge.

>>214222023
i'm brown too

>>214222033
So he's a pedophile basically

>>214222033
Cute boy, he should date a girl 2 years older than him

is there gas in the caaah? yes there's gas in the caaaaaah!

>>214222049
we are the same age and rabbits are not pedophilic you are just a pornsick creep!

r is a very divisive letter

>>214222114
rrrrrrrrrrrrimjob

listening to /cum/town

>>214222080
How old?

>>214222080
The lady doth protest

I have a youtube channel where I upload obscure music I find and I have three (3) subscribers

dont think i'll ever get a tattoo but blue porcelain tattoo would go well on my skin

>>214222114
Gordon, they need you in the test chamberrr

>>214222145
>youtube channel
link

>>214222145
link?

Naruto’s voice actors Maile Flanagan & Junko Takeuchi finally met each other for the first time!

>>214222145
drop a link

>>214222158
afraid I can't do that that would expose me to liabilities and sensibilities etc. and that would be bad for business if you catch my drift, comadre

>>214222018
Yeah if pundits are pushing something in the news it's probably not organic

watching destiny

>>214222193
u think they fucked?

>>214222226
Jeeting jeetiny

>>214222226
nice job dumbass if you would have typed faster you could have scored a huge get for /cum/

I'm better

>>214222193
white people age like milk

>>214222226
why

>>214222000
out of milk

it is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
It is by the juice of saphoo that my thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a reminder

What do Americans mean by Confederacy bad because slavery but 1776 America good?

I prefer Hasan, he's cute.

>>214222279
damn...

pronouning -er suffix as a

>>214222292
confederacy bad because they're traitors

>>214222226
based, i didnt notice he went live

finally have a hales own sniper rifle

>>214222228
Believe it!

>>214222333
Is there any meaning behind destiny watchers not using caps, like they're children?

go to reddit if you care about grammar

>>214222336
I have a couple legendaries in bl2

>>214222145
What type of music and how do you find it? I follow several of these account on YT, mostly just older guys who have huge record collections and they put up crazy obscure things.

>>214222366
Learn our language, jeet

>>214222385
yes

Beck's beer-- A beer apart

>>214222384
any electronic music?

I would be the sexman

N

>>214222036
Penis bros we can't stop losing

buncha newfags in here. back in my day we made fun of people for using correct grammar

Bullying jeets and faggots on the internet is my hobby

>>214222428
i would be womenman

>>214222384
its icantstopbitingmynails, mostly emo/punk stuff from mp3.com/myspace era, but also other stuff I like that isn't uploaded on yt

>>214222456
don't look in a mirror then

drumpf said he wants millions of indian students in the country

>>214222493
No he didn't, rj

Draw your last pathetic card

>>214222493
he does like rape, it should be said

>>214222498
yes he did i saw it on twitter

>>214222501
Love how Japs give that dorky ass haircut to characters like kaiba to try and make it seem badass

1 of these 2 was just charged and may go to jail.

Take a wild guess.

>>214222385
the number of /cum/merbunds that are proud of their anti-intellectualism is quite grim.

>>214222501
yugioh was some real nigga shit
kids these days don’t even know about the shadow realm

pRoU d of ThErE AnTi-InTel- shut the fuck up nerd *shoves u in a locker then pulls u out and puts u in a trash can*

>>214222580
Get your hands off me!! HELP! HELP!

My onlyfans is free

I only realized yesterday, 3 days after getting the new gaming pc/monitor. That I manually had to increase my fps limit in windows to get 180 hz refresh. My eyes are open to a new world. I can never go back to 60fps.

Hello is this /brit/?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

>>214222580
it's easy to be anti-intel, have you seen their stock price?

>>214222622
i told you

>>214222634
i have that game on og xbox

>>214222634
Should I watch that show
>>214222643
Is it good

There's a kind of Quebec boomer who will tell off a white guy speaking in English but won't say shit to a brown guy speaking whatever unknown language. Very cringe.

>>214222636
communism is good when drumpf does it

>>214222658
it was alright, pretty standard beat em up action rpg of the time
I didn't get that far though, I will get back to it on some point
I've been on my 360 lately

>>214222659
I am a Slovenian boomer and I'd rather hear Bantu and Indo-Aryan languages here (which is something that is happening) than for my countryman to use the dark L or skip a vocalic E like those zoomers like to do.

no mo' weed *sigh*

>>214222722
went and picked up 11.32g meself today

>>214221513
Nobody can accuse him of being soft on china

When was the last time you visited the town of keksville

>>214222722
I love Superhumman. That video in particular cracks me up a lot.

>>214222808
I'm keking right now at you lmao

we fell for it again...

>>214222722
This dude is a legend

Discuss.

>>214222890
I don't see my ethnicity

made an exceedingly high quality post and now I must shitpost to balance it out

i solo bolo the whole thing no thanks to any of you weak ass niggas

>>214222924
>made an exceedingly high quality post
no you didn't

>>214222938
did too fuck u bloody benchod bastard

Placer is not white

when I walk in a room "I'm so Hi" by Three 6 Mafia starts playing

nigga name george

>>214222890
oh you betcha!

>>214221513
shitty AI slop do NOT ever post that here again

>>214221479
WWII is the hardest to find clean accurate accounts. Only the parts without Jewish involvement are relatively unmolested.

>>214223078
Get his ass

rape is crazy

>>214223127
and yet it's so normal

Life is hard, they should make an easy version

>>214221534
No

i have seen the binary code in the matrix

>>214223127
Not really when you look at women's "romance" fiction

>>214223142
It can be yeah

If i had a billion dollars I'd build a nice park for people of all ages to enjoy

being white in a first world country *is* easy mode

im brown?

>>214220960
that level of autism must be rough

nah but really everything is binary when you think about it quantamlike
something either is or isn't, in motion or still

nationalism is a modern invention that inevitably leads to being a zogbot
I feel a connection to my people, not to an artificial political entity

when is my real life gonna start

>>214223206
the sexy kind(latinx, polynesian, native, etc.)?

>>214223269
when you leave 4chan forever

>>214223228
I scored a 32/50 on an autism scale in a bid to score autismbux and devote my life to youtube essays recently

>>214222428
Spiderman

>>214223283
im a seamonkey

Why do old men love to bloviate so much?
i ask my dad a simple question and he launches into a full 15 minute monologue
just give me the answer, i don't need to know the long deep lore behind parking rules

>>214222550
I was hoping for the nigger, as it should be but nope

>>214223334
that just proves that your family does not in fact descent from Conan of Cimmeria

me and my streamer friend are vibing like crazy right now

If someone paid you $25/hr to be shitting, pissing, and cumming nonstop would you do it?
you'd have to meet certain metrics every hour
if you don't reach a certain lvl of cum, piss, and poo you don't get paid for the hour

accidentally bought the wrong type of meat

thinking of going on a gooning rampage

>>214223127
Gooning ebbs the tide of rape
it redirects the rape urge inward as such

How old do you think this person is?

my weedhead co-worker won't shut the fuck up about secret treaties between aliens and the US government

Are the Hollyweird Jews not going to let the old man rest??

>>214223407
33

>>214223421
They'll just cgi his face like they did with Carrie Fisher

>>214223407
32

there are people on /x/ who think there's a worm inside of them that's making them gay lol

>>214223334
I think internet has conditioned younger generations to want simple fast answers
by contrast if you grew up on print media, you'd be used to having to read through long tracts to get the answer you're looking for

i love watching attrative white women take massive shits. no im not fucking indian in fact i hated indians long looong before it was popular.

>>214223462
you are gross though

>>214223462
i'm indian and i like that

>>214223462
>in fact i hated indians long looong before it was popular
Yes same. They're insanely rude.

i love watching attrative white women pleasure themselves with dildos

>>214223462
based
>>214223501
cringe

i had to walk to town and some hicks yelled at me from their truck for some reason
i didnt hear what they said but im glad i packed heat

>>214223487
It's a natural function, grow up

>>214223519
sounds like a sundown town

>>214223487
its only gross if its an ugly woman shitting. attractive should poop in public.

>>214223524
You're a sick man, ranjeet

requesting that video of the olympic crowd where as soon as it pans to the old white guy he stops clapping

Imagine eating this good.

Daoism is correct

>>214223501
This but big bundalicious brown women

damn i'm hella ugly fr

>>214223551
corn doesn't need to be there but i'd still eat it

>>214223551
that's good eating, you did well

>>214223456
It's also devoid of context which has been a problem since the internet was a thing. Books take longer to find a direct answer but also necessarily provide needed context

>>214223555
just flow like the river o algo

>>214223551
have you ever tried beer?

thanks for the free marketing suckers

>>214223562
Corn and potatoes go together like WMAF.

>>214223570
It's a tradeoff. sometimes simplicity is better
boomers go to far in the other direction giving way too much detail about irrelevant bullshit

>>214223582
Once. It was gross.

>>214223589
why do all white men have yellow fever?

What are you looking forward to more: Taylor Swift's new album, or her wedding day?

i thought taylor swift was a /b/tard

>>214223612
no they dont

are there gas stations everywhere in america, like are there gas stations on death valley, do you ever need to carry extra gas on the road

>>214223632
youre not even white

>>214223631
yeah that's just not true

>>214223612
>why do all white men have yellow fever?
Exhibit A

>>214223572
>river floods
>4 million die
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931_China_floods
oops solly

>>214223644
I am white, you are not sar

>>214222776
so true

Waiting on the ever elusive Pokemon called the Chinese /int/ flag.

who is telling women that bestiality is good for them>>214223664

decided to check /b/. it's still just porn

>>214223664
i play hockey. your country has roma people so youre brown, not white.

incel rights are human rights

why are so many autistic spergs attracted to flat faced gooks?

tired of this heat

>>214223682
lel

>>214223682
>>214223664
didn’t mean to add that quote, sorry, but you should still tell me who it is

decided to play pokemon go, seems like a good excuse to go out

>>214223612
if you need it explained to you why 4chan is not representative of reality you're ngmi
>>214223648
not attractive

>>214223703
I LOVE POKEMON GO

>>214223697
that band sucked

>>214223692
>your country has roma people
yeah yours too
also they are gypsies not roma

There's nothing wrong with women fucking dogs. It's no worse than a dildo.

>>214223703
bro is living in 2020
it’s fun but the grind can be a timesuck

>>214223707
every city has white men with asian women. youre a vpn retard so you wouldnt know.

>>214223709
same now I can catch them all irl

>>214223723
I was too busy with covid back then

>>214223707
You are brown.

>>214223716
our jeets came recently. roma people are part of your genetics forever.

>>214223728
>WMAF couples exist
>therefore all couples are WMAF
holy retard

>>214223748
>incapable of determining what majority case scenarios are
yup and IM the retard lolol

>>214223746
they don't intermix
bulgarians are white potato head slavs, strong as an ox and dumb as one too

use this for the new

I wish I knew how to get steroids so I could get ripped

>>214223776
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF edition

>>214223742
you're addicted to porn

>>214223643
Yes they're everywhere, and the highways often have signs saying how many miles to the next station
How do brazilians travel between cities far apart without gas stations?

>>214223781
getting steroids is certainly easier than managing the exercise-diet-rest triangle

>>214223722
True that retards say it's animal abuse but like you think the dog didn't enjoy it
C'mon

>>214223816
neww

>>214223407
why do mexicans age like garbage. other latinx dont do this

>>214223813
resting is for faggots, exercising and eating healthy NONSTOP are the only two things you need

triangles are a tranny shape

>>214223746
gypsies are illiterate and live in ghettos and I dont even see em, jeets are preparing you food and stealing your jobs
>>214223766
> and dumb as one too
uncalled for

>>214223531
yeah more or less. they might've been drunk or thought i looked like a chick or a faggot

>>214223368
Ground pork?