Thread 214223790

farmer Jim edition

poo smells lmao

>>214223809
kill yourself paedo.

>>214223833
kill yourself

My bollocks fucking reek

why does gingernonce do it?

ella hughes' long nipple sliding down the ol' jappers

might make bacon cheese scranwich

>>214223859
He's a retard

So I’ve just ejaculated into a tissue

>>214223875
yes yes hurry up and hang yourself
you must be what? in your 30s? no gf, no friends, posting on 4chan, fantasising about children?

hurr durr
kill yourself
hurr durr
kill yourself
hurr durr

stfu fucking muppet

^tard

>>214223907
yeah but you're a paedophile and a necrophile

nth for the holodem

Fleetwood Mac

I don't watch the MLP Show but I have to admit the pink one is friggin cute

>>214223974
Rumours. Great album.

>>214223968
I've been warming up to Kiara lately and I don't know why

Might pull a mccandless

>>214223790 (OP)
Pic i took last year. Actually pretty good if i dont say so myself

>>214224022
Kek it's the opposite for me, but I appreciate it her still

>>214224063
why did you go to Brighton?

>>214224142
The UK's biggest and most famous seaside resort town you mean?

>Iran > Quds Force > supports own regime + represses dissent
>Iran > Syria > Assad Loyalists
>Iran > Yemen > Houthis
>Iran > Lebanon > Hezbollah
>Iran > Palestine > Hamas
>Iran > Iraq > Shia sectarian groups
>Iran > Libya > Khalifa Haftar's rebel government
>Iran > Sudan > al-Burhan's government
>Iran > weapons to Yemeni houthis > Al-Shabbab in Somalia

mental how by taking out the Ayatollah you can literally end 9 wars at once
we really ought to look into that you know

>>214223986
She's a fucking rorke freak

>>214224223
hs?

>>214224194
Blackpool is more famous than Brighton. Both are shite.

>>214224245
She sees an African woman and is all like listen everyone she must be an evil enchantress who does evil dances beware stay away from her even though she has absolutely no evidence of this

not being funny lads
>been with my femoid for 2 months
>watching the TELEVISION earlier whilst she was on her phone as usual
>had a funny quip that referenced the simpsons (classic simpsons obviously)
>she didn't get it and said she's never really watched the simpsons

she doesn't really watch youtube either, or any of the yank drama shows, or any hobby whasoever beyond her looks and "going out"

What do women do all day? I don't get it.

in peep show, why did jeff act all smug like he won when he ended up with that minger sophie raising mark's kid?

>>214224206
Shalom!

>>214224247
Yet millions of people eagerly visit both every year while you rot away in your smelly childhood bedroom.

>>214224283
His name jez

>>214224206
Mad how all these groups have a common enemy

>>214224290
>>214224331
not Schlomo but if you believe that by getting rid of Israel all those groups will suddenly behave yourself then you're a bloody FOOL

>>214224310
Not lived with my mum since 2018. Obviously you are projecting.

>>214224366
Okay rabbi

the great chav army arises

>>214224206
>>214224366

/brit/ stands with Israel

>>214224380
>>214224434
idiotic goyim
>>214224283
don't think Geoff & Sophie ended up together
last I recall Geoff got Mark's job at the bank and Sophie became an alchie
quite a grim ending in a way
but it wouldn't have been Peep Show had that not happened

would absolutely plunge my knob deep into a teen downies minge

>Skydiver Jade Damarell, 32, who made 'no attempt' to open parachute took her own life, inquest rules
>A 32-year-old woman who fell 15,500ft to her death during a skydive had split up with her boyfriend the night before she died, an inquest has heard.
omd

>>214224456
/brit/ stands with Palestine howeverbeit

just tried a 6 month old open bottle of cheap red wine from tesco

like drinking nail polish

>>214224262
To be fair she comes from an Amish family

GARLIC BREAD

ALRIGHT LADS
was in a bar tonight which had more ciders than beers

>>214224512
I presume this is a sexist euphemism describing women in some way

>>214224512
anything good?

>>214224512
probs more queers than beers too eh

pissrael and plapenstine

>>214224524
no
>>214224525
i just drank the lager desu

job listing the perks says they'll pay £200 towards wedding cake. didn't realise they were that expensive

got the tucker carlson on

>>214224593
weddings are a massive grift

>>214224620
lucky i'm a detestable little whelp and don't need to worry about any of that

what's the good news in old blighty

>>214224691
headline is we're all fucked m8

mad how I’m so rizzless that I go from flirting on the apps by being bold to overstepping the boundaries a little too much somehow despite them being sexual back with me and get unmatched every time

wish my cock was bigger, wish you could train it like other muscles

dtfic is on the case to find weird posters, feel better about himself, and attempt to fit in all at once! wow!

>LIVE
is that really necessary
bbc news ffs

>>214224703
keep calm and carry on or something

>>214224830
Mental how their relationship was manufactured by board meetings

>>214224830
taylor swift is a psyop

>>214224830
They do that for fucking anything now its ridiculous. Some middle class woman or poof sat there getting paid to post some inane shite every 10 minutes.

any NEET incel freaks in?

F91W on my wrist

>>214224880
they're watching you lad

>>214224909
roar

lads
if you could cure ONE disease, what would it be?

>>214224909
done him

>>214224956
neetdom

catberg once again sleeping with his mouth open
retard
gonna catch flies

>>214224434
Kek

>>214224512
>bar
>ciders
FOY FOY FOY

>>214225006
???

>>214224856
Mad that lasses would rather masterbate with poo covered dildos while sucking on pooballs than shag (You)

>>214224956
hemorrhagic fevers are some of the worst uncured ones. just bleed out your arse and face for weeks and hope the doctors can keep you alive long enough for your immune system to fix it
usually no vaccine program because the diseases don't form big enough epidemics to justify it. that said lots of diseases are already cured in theory but the treatments are untested or expensive

The Falklands

>>214224892
Alri

>>214224909
KEKW

Just rewatched vanilla sky
When i first watched it, years ago, i rooted for him to jump
This time i wanted him to stay
It's over

>>214225060
is ebola one of those

>>214223893
Unlike you
Gf, friends, not posting on 4chan
You've got time though... right?

>>214225060
i shit out pints of pure blood once for two days, was awful, bloody terrifying, turned out it was a reaction to penicillin thankfully and stopped once i switched to a different antibiotic

>>214225085
Difference is I'm not 30, nor do I post about wanting to dig up a dead sandy hook victim so I can have sex with the corpse, like him

Do you enjoy the smell of your body odour?

>>214224206
Hamas and hezbollah have effectively been wiped out and assad loyalists lost support before being overwhelmed by rebel forces
The other wars are in literal who countries

>>214225097
Kek oh i wasnt in the last thread

>>214225109
yeah until it gets on a tshirt and that fucking reeks

Just had my sleeping pill so yes I will be kipping soon

>>214225073
yeah
>>214225096
that's horrible lad i'd be thinking death by arsewanking if that happened to me

>>214225152
Me after 4-5 beers

>>214225156
I've had 6. The sleeping pill helps me sleep for longer

Mousey is about to log on

>>214225113
Hamas and Hezbollah are extremely popular though. It's near impossible to extinguish them, lest Israel actually commits to the genocide everyone is accusing them of.

>>214225109
No.

>>214224474
women are crazy
I was reading that apparently their body secrets a shitload of oxytocin if you make them orgasm and they basically become insanely attached to you

so whenever a woman seems illogically worshipping of her bf, just know that he made her cum hard and women's silly little brains have been tricked into thinking he's a god

can't sleep now I'm off the weed. miss it.

>>214223986
I prefer the Yellow one but to each their own

Wish I hadn't clicked that one

5 beers and 2 sailor jerrys for me

>>214225195
Hamas is basically non-functional now. There are no end of replacement militias spawning in the vacuum by all accounts.

>>214225246
i like the white one

>>214224909
:)

aw

>>214224471
Is your favorite pony Derpy by any chance

Mix it with the relish

You want to know something wild? Up until about 1950, if you took your hat off around a woman that meant that you were about to tell her her husband was dead and sometimes you didn't even have to say that, you just took your hat off. Can you BELIEVE that?

And if you laughed while taking your hat off you might get a bitch chop WATCHOW

>>214225369
what about when they put them back on
do the daft bints think he's alive again?

>>214225318
need one of these for my little lad

>>214225395
The daft bints think he's alive again but he's dead if you're lying. Either way, you've got months to live at most if you're in that position.

I fancy a little bit of jazz

why do this
why keep going
why not STOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxabUQlDH50
A British guy (bottom right) is on this American livesteam rn. Could her be from /brit/?
Somebody ask Joey where Heather Green is

>>214225455
he* be

>>214225406
is ur catberg died

>>214225455
Paga Yaga aka Joey will lose his shit if someone posts in the comments saying they're from 4chan and asks where Heather is

>>214225455
cuckold loser lol

Where’s everyone going? Bingo?

>>214225455
What British accent does the guy wearing the mask have?

>>214225444
mental how Pete Townshend looked at CSAM and then told the police that he did it "for research" and they just accepted that excuse and left him be

>>214225481
I'm afraid so anon as of last year

>>214225484
uhh

>>214225502
best place to pull these days

put the witchetty grub on ya cock

>>214225523
rip :( my cat died a couple of years ago but i had a spare

well that's a video about a pony singing about murdering babies then

>>214225521
mad how back then you could find tasteful nudes of young girls and boys via regular internet search engines

triggers me deeply when i hear hybrid accents (an example would be recently when i couldn't tell if someone was a yank or a kiwi)
the only "pure" accent that's more annoying is indian

>>214225572
Think 3rd world countries that have cats and dogs everywhere and everyone feeds them have the right idea. Extreme pain when attached and they die.

>>214225611
i don't think so. the bond is worth the sadness

"bloody true"
- Rorke's Uncle

>>214225646
Agree but also, I'm thinking a lot of them would be happier out and about with their gangs rather than fixed in place. Even though 3rd world dog gangs have mange and fleas and kill each other and get hit by cars and killed by psychos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxabUQlDH50
hit it?

bit mental when you think about it

>>214225701
This girl is also in the stream
She has BPD and is on a bunch of meds

>>214225544
Who are you pulling?

I feel physical and mental pain and despair whenever I see that a young white girl has been murdered or something evil
especially when committed by another race, which is usually the case

>>214225825
Just think of all the nigger babies being aborted to make you feel better

>>214225455
A Brummie /brit/ anon wearing a mask is currently flirting with this American girl in this stream

>>214225572
yeah i have another from then. she's changed since then. i'm scared of when she eventually goes so i need to get another one really.

>>214225898
It's weird hearing him speak in a thick northern UK accent to a bunch of Americans. They must find it hard to understand him

>>214225923
shut the fuck up spamming paedo freak

>>214225927
projection

>>214225812
Bingo milfs obviously

Sir another country has recognized Palestine...

Is it true that there's "mass rapings" in your cunt?

https://x.com/mtgreenee/status/1960382551463166201

One of our congress members is saying that there is.

>>214225983
aye your ma

>>214225983
why are yanks all fawning over this grotty little chav they are barely better than niggers

fucking hell

>>214226081
howling at the lib dems and the greens

>>214226081
It’s so over

>>214226081
Keir will have a totalitarian state by then

>>214226105
they're trying their best lad don't be mean

Emmanuel Todd says UK is the most anti-white nation in the world. The average white Englishmen is practically banned from going to his own universities or governing his own country and will go to jail if he protests it. It is a neo-liberal hellscape being looted by Jews and multi-generational Norman families loyalists of the American empire at the top, Africans and South Asians as the managerial class, and then the dying white majority with no current or future prospects elsewhere.

>>214226081
Ok but the election isn't until 2029.

>>214226081
Reform UK will get in just as Trump is getting out of office. Which will mean more strained relations with the US. Starmer needs to go now so Farage can take power while Trumpo is still in office and can annex Britain. If the US doesn't annex us, there is no hope.

>>214226264
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>214226081
any party in control will always be hated because we are a massive shithole in terminal decline

>>214226200
Please, you need to petition Trump overthrow the dictator Starmer now and annex Britain, If you allow business as usual, Palestine will be win.

>>214226105
Your Party is going to seal the deal and split the left vote. Farage is guaranteed to win. Now all we need to do is make sure here is a right wing government in the US when he does.

>>214226268
>implying Trump isn't planning to go for a third term

>>214226268
democrats seem in shambles, will we get a handed picked trump successor, or will US politics move on from MAGA?

>>214226406
>>214226429

Probably right, but would you leave it to chance? The only path is clear:

>million march with Tommy Robinson as the leader
>king Charles has no choice but to dissolve parliament,
>Farage wins, democratically or not
The we will be in control to snuff our Hamas, wage war in the middle east, and become a US state with freedoms secured.

thats nice lads but galaxy or cadbury

>>214226541
galaxy
that cadbury shite goes straight in the bin

>>214226268
America is gay

>>214226621
a wee dairy milk caramel doesn’t go amiss

why are chuds posting pics of little scottish girls with the knife and hammer as some sort of heroic image?

>>214226750
actually i do like this one

And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

>>214226768
chewy bits in chocolate is a mistake

>>214224474
sort of refutes the old anecdote about all the golden gate bridge jumpers regretting it on the way down. she could have opened it at any time and chose to stick with it right to the end

ignore colored people entirely
ignore ignorant whites
ignore immature, uneducated adults
simple as

if they do get under your skin and you slip up and react, forgive yourself and do your best to ignore them in the future. its the only way to stay sane lads

I will execute terrible vengeance upon them to rebuke them for what they have done. And when all this happens, then they shall know I am the Lord.

Thus I will execute great acts of vengeance on them, punishing them furiously. Then they shall know that I am the Lord, when I wreak my vengeance on them.

and I shall make great vengeances in them, and I shall reprove in strong vengeance; and they shall know, that I am the Lord, when I shall give my vengeance on them. (and I shall bring great vengeance upon them, and I shall rebuke them with strong vengeance; and they shall know, that I am the Lord, when I shall take my vengeance upon them.)

>>214226861
wasnt worth posting the first time

>>214226866
*I'm* having fun

>>214225572
>>214225905
i had 2 cats i grew up with, oldest one died last year and honestly it upset me so much i dont think i'd get a cat. or if i ever did i'd get an old one that i wouldnt have so much time to get attached to. when the other one dies the last remaining thing from my childhood will be gone forever

>>214226880
typical selfish yank

>>214226880
by quoting pulp fiction? thats your idea of having fun? how about having actual intercourse (as in discussion)

heathermong should actually be burned at the stake or thrown into a vat of acid

>>214226895
The Wycliffe one's pretty funny with the parenthetical.

and I shall make great vengeances in them, and I shall reprove in strong vengeance; and they shall know, that I am the Lord, when I shall give my vengeance on them. (and I shall bring great vengeance upon them, and I shall rebuke them with strong vengeance; and they shall know, that I am the Lord, when I shall take my vengeance upon them.)

>>214226880
any reason why you chose to put an asterisk after "I'm" or were you just having fun again?

>>214226907
for me it's being hanged drawn and quartered

>>214226929
>The Wycliffe one's pretty funny with the parenthetical.

>>214224956
Coeliac disease because I have it and I really like bread

>>214226934
It's a little bit of a "style" I've picked up on my travels, kind of a gay italics if you will

>>214226967
too right it’s gay

just wasted like 30 minutes trying to have a normal discussion with an african and now im subjected to this idotic american on a british thread

honestly cannot relate

>>214226904
AI slop made by a yank who doesn't know the difference between England and Scotland

ignore people of color entirely
ignore ignorant people outright

going to run away to connecticut

There’s a new app exploding in popularity called Sniffies where gay men upload dick pics and pictures of their assholes and the app uses the latest in geolocation technology to pair them with the nearest stranger. At the same time, men who sneak a peak at a scantily dressed women at the gym are admonished.

Many believe American society is prudish because of its puritanical heritage, but the truth is that we live in a pink police state with the rules set by lesbians and sodomites.

Here's something. Domestic sheep... are believed to be descended from West Asian Mouflon.

>>214226847
the jews genuinely are onto something with their whole “goyim” concept. most people really are just goyim cattle

>>214227046
For a minute I thought that was Guildford in England.

just found out most yanks suffer from stupid brain disease, incurable
will pray for them

Hey guys. Trainlad here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Uk5SrE5tE&list=RD1_Uk5SrE5tE&start_radio=1

>>214227255
Trainlad! CHOO CHOO

I picked my nose to clean it out and then I gave my nose and face and hands a good comprehensive wash.

Why don't you live in the countryside away from all the brown people?

gm cummers

>>214227450
gn

It's not even a joke lads the Oxford study is actually reality. I'm a fat slob and the Azngfberg mistook a photo of Christian Bale for me.

meow meow meow meow I'm a meow cat neow

glad they became bored of posting here
hope they stay bored
make it boring for them

I don't like Atlanta. It is an ugly and stupid city and it's gay too.

Atlanta, Nashville, Dallas
SHIT. HOLES.

catbergs in a constant state of going mental

>>214227626
Treasure them

I want to snort Emma Watson’s farts.

I got stuff to do
chatgpt help me with everything

>>214227612
go tae bed(!)

need sad french gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HvF2PUbVQ

>>214227388
I already do x

At toil, hate my life
>>214227197
Trve
>>214227046
>>214226847
Rare gingernonce gem

>>214227888
Posting photos of children again are we gingerpedo?

Might become the last great american hobo

>>214228011
?

Toiling with Jesus

was reading about aboriginals and the dreamtime
interesting stuff but it seems their mythologies are recorded even worse than a lot of native americans

woke up with a massive stiffy

....powerful

lol....?

ok
the patchouli incense the hibiscus waterfalls candle the summer daze and coconut lime breeze perfumes the peach mango lemonade and the atomic cherry lip balm

>>214228176
>A Living Man Declared Dead_ is divided into 18 chapters. Each chapter is comprised of three segments. The first segment is a large portrait series systematically presenting individuals directly related by blood. The sequence of portraits is structured to include the living ascendants and descendants of a single individual. Simon also shows empty portraits, representing living members of a bloodline who could not be photographed. The portraits are followed by a text panel, in which the artist constructs narratives and collects details about the distinct bloodlines. She also notes the reasons for the absences in the portrait panel, which include imprisonment, military service, dengue fever, and women not being granted permission to be photographed. The last segment is Simon’s “footnote” panel, comprising images that expand and locate the stories in each of Simon’s chapters.

>>214228131
post it

Got the Burzum on

She’d probably poop in my mouth if I asked her to nicely.

>>214228237
deeply unsettling post.

>>214228198
its gone now

plus janny wouldn't be too happy about it

>>214228282
>>214228237
youre both freaks piss off queers

baffled at what draws you to /brit/

>>214228298
>baffled
a lot of things baffle you, huh?

got the sausages on

>>214228314
nah just your retardation huh huh huh

state of yanks HUH HUH HUH lmao you really type in your obnoxious interjections can hear you gay voice lmao

>>214228336
huh1
/hə/
exclamation
exclamation: huh
used to express scorn, anger, disbelief, surprise, or amusement.

you really dont know when to shut up, do you?

why does Hunter Shaffer still have HER penis? lsnt SHE a multi-millionaire who could afford the best vagina?

>>214228336
>can hear you gay voice lmao
well played. want to try again?

huh im a gay retard huh huh

post a vocaroo of you saying huh so we can laugh kmao

>>214228393
>huh im a gay retard huh huh
l often say this

huck huck huck imma sccoy dooooooooooooooooooooo

>>214228374
why are you so bothered about her genitals

>kmao
get a coffee in you. youve ceased to amuse me and this interaction has become slightly irritating

>>214228336
Can someone translate this trainwreck of a post into English? I think Paddy’s on the Jameson’s again.

>>214228408
vocaroo now gaybo

>>214228374
the 'best' surgical vagina is still going to be an unsightly puss-filled gash

>>214228423
huh *nasally gay yak voice* cyan someone please turanslate this trainweck of a post to english????? puhlease????

i think patty hhhhad a stroke

>>214228430
i have better things to do

>>214228448
nah its like 2 in the morning there you have nothing better to do lmao what a cop out gay pedo freak you lost i won lmao im such a champion

>>214228447
Yeah you’ve really done me there. Why don’t you lay down on some train tracks and sleep your hangover off.

>>214228463
>What MACD signals say about Brilliant Earth Group Inc. - M&A Rumor & AI Forecasted Stock Move

Why don’t any kiwis post here?

I'm hungry

>>214228509
there's 2-3 of them and they're incredibly unfunny

did somebody say... menulog

I do get second hand embarrassment from a lot of the posts here
the lack of self awareness displayed and the misplaced arrogance are mainly what causes it
that and their fear which is provoked by anything they fail to understand
but then we have to remember that well over half the world is like this, so they're bound to show up here

>>214228547
Just had gay sex me

gooning to anime grilz UwU

get me to the fudgin weekend!

>>214228517
go down the servo

>>214228547
>second hand

I eat her poop.

>Farage
>Robinson
>Trump

None of these people will do anything to help the White race. We are approaching the abyss.

gm niggas

Good morning Brits. Please come to Sverigetråden.
>>214221397
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>>214221397
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>>214221397

>>214228728
Absolutely shan’t

no girlfriend, go to work, go home

nice watch with the morning's coffee

Succulations upon my knob by an attractive female.

>>214228786
I'm watching tasting history x

>>214228767
do you cook nice food?

>>214228767
am I dead inside if I actually prefer this
literally the only thing that interests me about relationships is the sex part

>>214228840
>>214228840
>>214228840
>>214228840
>>214228840

this is where we part ways gentlemen

highly erratic sleeping of late

i spend a lot of my time thinking and 99% of my thoughts are about myself or myself in relation to current events in my life and the world. which i think is pretty narcissistic. but then, i'm not thinking about how great i am, i'm pretty realistic. really it's mostly either past regret, future dread, moderate self pity. but most of that is because i'm on my own most of the time and already thought about everything else i'm interested in plenty. and while i have friends they're not on my mind much other than hope they're alright. if they have something important happening i'll usually remember.
but yeah, otherwise i'm not really narcissistic at all and am very generous, friendly etc. but i think a lot about whether other people might think i am and i'm just deluded. cos a narcissist who learnt what narcissism was would obsess over it and convince himself the only big trait he has is a bit of self obsession, right?