Thread 214236060

nice little fuzzy fellow edition

what is this tiny creature

>>214236078
little cunt

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>214236078
fuck off nigger

>>214236078
it is a western pygmy possum

women literally need arresting
a girl says we are "amazing and unique that's obvious to everyone around us" but also wont date me wtf

>>214236114
SCROM

>>214236033
corr

>>214236090
Alright champ?

Surfing towards the WC

this newsom nigga cooking

>>214236078
rorke

little fat fatty

White girls with large round bottoms, wide hips and smallish boobs, truly the goat combo

>>214236131
do you want your jaw spinning

>>214236139
yank politics is it
you boring fucking NIGGER CUNT

>>214236054
you're doing good as well. you're the only other Australian I know other than me who has 6 figures in the bank. idk how people in this country live pay check to pay check with kids to support lol

funny how everyone here has 300k in their bank but also not at work at midday on a Wednesday
Wouldn’t be lying now would you boys?

>>214236058
lmao i have the title of doctor and its the most cringe thing ever hahaha

>>214236162
Sounds like me

omdz that anon was right
there's actual cp coded into that image
fuck sake mods get it sorted NOW

>>214236180
I have $0

>>214236180
I work from home mate, 300k isn't enough to give up my job
Maybe once I buy a house outright I'll go the PIP route

>>214236180
only have 80k aktually

so we're just gonna leave that one on 307 yeah?

>>214236184
lmao

No good can come of it

>>214236167
bodied that freak

>>214236194
give it a rest talking about sick shit

The only one I haven't seen is Steel Magnolias

>>214236114
:(

>>214236139
This sort of thing is retarded as it already was that or on the way to being #1 before he ever took charge anyway
Then again this is typical politics bollocks, bad things last guys fault, good things are because of me

>>214236219
Yeah
What's the janitor gonna do, delete this one?
HA

>>214236090
the australian scientific community has been banned from naming new discoveries

>>214235629
Germanics are the highest and purest element of the White race. If you deny this, you are coping and reveal inferiority.

If you don't want Whites to disappear into a mass of brown sludge, you must be a Nordicist. Himmler didn't have Nordic features, yet he fully admitted Norwegians were racially superior.

>>214235656
Poland and Czechoslovakia were capitalist plutocracies where Germans were killed at will by the corrupt regimes that France set up after 1918. Also both were infested with jews.

>>214236194
what does that even mean

might have three slices of vegemite toast

>>214236180
only said I have 133k mate. also I'm at work right now toiling

>>214236206
No course you do fella
Let me guess also got a fit girlfriend yh?

>>214236249
so it is anti-slav
thanks for confirming and conceding

>>214236271
Yeah your mum

>>214236249
Go outside for once

>>214236233
my favorite film is on this list

>>214236233
not seen 21 of these

>>214236251
not sure x
just love spreading rumours

POO

scream

POO

scream

>>214236162
work with a girl exactly like this
she's dating a mixed race guy and has no interest in me x

>>214236233
The only one I’ve seen is evil dead. I dislike most 80s stuff (besides the music)

>>214236255
In our money that’s like 20k mate I wasn’t talking about the non brits relax yourself yeah

Puppystein snoozing cutely next to me :)

raping a gnat

nan died when I was 18 and left me £25,000 fucking spunked it all and don’t even have anything to show for it

>>214236307
we're going to do things to you that have never been done before

>>214235979
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-us):has-text(/^(?=.*\b\w*ade\b)(?=.*1024x1024).*/):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

I think this week I'm going to get mocha sauce and cherry powder in my matcha frappuccino maybe

>>214236307
always the way
ALWAYS

>>214236273
If by "Slavs" you mean Tatarised/Mongolised half breeds, sure. Plenty of Slavs have Nordic features, especially in Belarus and western Russia, since the Rus was founded by Nordics.

Anyway, if it was anti-Slav, why did hundreds of thousands fight alongside the Axis?

Pulling the wings off a Norwegian dragon

>>214236341
w-what??

>>214236173
nah we are fine haha. Some people just fucking suck at it all and make all the worst choices and blame the world for it

Sleep toil for me lads x

>>214236350
>Anyway, if it was anti-Slav, why did hundreds of thousands fight alongside the Axis?
i am sure they were told explicitly about the top secret generalplan ost lmao
you're retarded

>>214236060 (OP)
what a lovely dogshit yank edish

eviscerate every american on earth

just returned from a hospital after having a knee surgery fucking hell worst week of my life

>>214236060 (OP)
Honestly what pisses me off about the rich is that we are all one bad day away from being homeless in America not sure about the UK or Australia but here it's a struggle

White Nationalists will continue to fail so long as they keep appealing to conservatives and the right wing.

There is no reforming the System.

>>214236345
>cherry powder
'

>>214236350
Don't you get ever bored of this?

Darumaka with Hustle but always misses when it matters
boxing this little red wog

>>214236340
spunked 2k up the wall on records when my nan died and left me 10k

Shit I replied to the wrong post there, meant to reply to >>214235958. Now it looks like my post with the filter is to do with CP fucks sake. Going to delete that post for clarity.

>>214235958
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-us):has-text(/^(?=.*\b\w*ade\b)(?=.*1024x1024).*/):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

*hands a mug of cocoa to each australian as he heads up to bed*

>>214236420
edgy politics is his entire life

>>214236408
>Reform a system that exploits us to exploit us less

Maybe we should as a global society see that we are being exploited and just unite. Notice how they started spewing stuff to divide us.

>Anti white stuff
>Anti brown stuff
>Anti male
>Anti female

>>214236350
What did big H think of Britain? Was he a fan of celtic admixture

One day inshallah

>>214236420
No. National Socialism is correct.

Love pulling funny faces at babies when their parents aren’t looking.

>>214236456
So what?

>>214236433
is that a parrot

>>214236184
doctor of what?

fucking smashing my cock with a hammer and putting it in boiling water

>>214236450
is that a boat

>>214236450
if I owned a yacht like that I'd just be inside posting on /brit/ all day

>>214236489
no don't do that

>>214236504
its a helicopter

>>214236312
I'll kick your fucking teeth in dog, don't ever @ me again
>>214236367
Yeah, only wish I had've saved more when I was younger lol

>>214236375
is that a horse

What did you lot call the trick on a bike where you'd pull the front brake and pull the back wheel up?
Was an endo for us but I've heard people call it a front stoppie

>>214236517
why not

Here comes stinky feet

*beats up syko stu*

>>214236536
no

Completed my final challenge in Binding of Isaac. managed to sequence break it as well to fight an easier boss for the trophy. I like it when games let you do funny lil things like that

>>214236541
Was too retarded to do any tricks like that and would just crash badly instead

*starts beating up rorkes mums pussy*

>>214236536
little rabbit

>>214236541
we called it a poo sealie

>>214236449
Hitler regarded Britain as Nordic.

>>214236533
Looool rattled

sisterwitz on her fourth kid while I'm still reminiscing on a hug I received from a pretty co-worker a few months ago

Had nothing but trouble dating white women and nothing but a good time dating ethnic minorities.

>>214236541
endo for me clive

>>214236541
stoppie

>>214236579
Even the celtic bits?

>>214236541
sand andreas called it a stoppie

>>214236488
dentistry
pretty fake news imo and I never use it other than in professional settings

son of a two-balled bitch

>>214236594
celts are nords

>>214236541
corr haven't heard endo in years

>>214236600
can you tell when peoples mouths have been spaffed in

feel like a right retard just noticing they called it san andreas, not because of the san andreas fault, but because rockstar is scottish

DTFIC is 21 stone

>>214236600
are you from an asian background

>>214236139
Any particular reason you've posted this in a non-political thread about British culture?

Actually I am not even sure people in Australia or the UK are even a bad day away from poverty bankruptcy or homelessness

me and the fly that's evaded my killings for the last 2 days have come to a mutual agreement as it let me open the window to fly out of. Happy ending x

got a dentist appointment coming up shortly as it happens, a check up

not been in 3 years but brush and floss daily so I'll be reet

>>214236634
i wanna cum inside him

>>214236652
bro got the good ending

>>214236632
didn't know that x

>feel miserable
>drink beer
>feel better within seconds
life hack

>>214236632
got Bletchley park working round the clock to try and decipher what the fuck this post means

>>214236652
He's going to tell his friends about how it and they'll be back to take advantage of you

>>214236662
???

>>214236652
<3

>>214236233
Seen 24 of these.
The 1980s was a mini Golden Age for Hollywood, after the true Golden Age of 1930-1959

cheese and ham toasties for dinner

going to get drunk tonight lads

>>214236672
don't know if it's true i just made it up
>>214236677
san andreas = saint andrew

Don't think I can stand another winter

>>214236594
Yes, Germanics and Celts share a common recent origin.

>>214236714
poosc

im 18 and have 409485849220040593823004598238 dollars in the bank

>>214236714
jej

>>214236708
oh - that is very clever, wouldn't have ever made the link

>>214236705
Ziedbelg's fantasy

>>214236730
please send naked images

>>214236233
don't like that pretty in pink and the breakfast club are on this list but not ferris bueller's day off which is the superior john hughes film

poo on the willy
piss on the cock

on the standing desk again lads. getting that posture fixed x

>>214236628
nah. There's those """"viral"""" things about being able to see when someone has sucked dick because of oral bruising but its so uncommon that its just clout chasing

>>214236637
I am white

im 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 years old

Flossing is unnecessary when mouthwas exists

>>214236715
oh it grim

poo chuckle

>>214236714
sent that freak Flynn

>>214236749
im 15 yo lol

^_^

>>214236754
it was exists? So it existed then but it doesn't now? So flossing is necessary? Great to know.

>um um um I meant to say mouthWASH exists
Yeah well that's what you should have said then shouldn't you.

There's a village near me called "Bradley" but it's pronounced Braid-ley.

>>214236772
Heh

>>214236775
Janny!

>>214236791
p sc i a n f

>>214236775
Um

>>214236647
you replied

>>214236775
Janny will not like this

>>214236715
Might sit this one out myself

floss! please!

>>214236780
no because mouthwas exist
mouth no longer exist
nothing to floss because no mouth mean no teeth access

What if you saw a ufo land and monkeys walked out

>>214236780
mealy mouthed reply
>>214236791
laconic quip

>>214236745
I think kneeling chairs are actually better for your posture in the long run

>>214236850
yes

>>214236846
how i feel watching a plane full of africans land

>>214236846
would be funny

>>214236871
told that cunt

erm you're a nigger actually that's why your argument is invalid
what do we think boys did I just dds spec that freaks tiny cock off or what

>>214236887
poo squelching

>>214236887
Fucking shut up ya baldy bastard

>>214236887
FOMYEG

>>214236846
go about my business

>>214236748
>I am white
that makes two of us. two white men in a sea of browns (/brit/)

might spend an hour or two browsing pornography

covering my face in poo and headbutting a disabled black

could never go to england cos id start instinctively swinging at cunts the minute i step off the plane

>>214236850
This is a valid retort though. If you want to post a smug reply, you cannot leave any low-hanging fruit. You're actively antagonising another poster so to then out yourself as a retard in the same post means it's over, pack it up, it's done, your concession is in the post.

>>214236887
Can't argue with that

the /brit/ caste system as it were
Native Britons: Brahmin
Australians: Kshatriya
JFs: Vaishya
Canadians: Sudra
Americans, Belgians, everything else: Untouchables

>>214236875
SENT THAT NIGGER BEAST FLYING

>>214236715
makes me want to top myself

>>214236952
talmbout castes...like nigga you castin' a shadow over this thread with your big ahh

>>214236952
You: brown

might top hat myself

>>214236846
ask them to spend aeons in time dilation so they can evolve to our level and then go back to australia

Reading the Talmud

>>214236979
snorted irl

>>214236715
makes me want to bottom myself x

>>214236979
poo grumble

>>214236846
house and wank them

what do you do to cheer yourselves up when you're a bit sad lads

I'm addicted to these crisps

I'm eating a pack a day

It can't be good

I can't stop

>>214236983
You: Sudra

>>214236983
BODIED THAT ODIOUS LITTLE CRETIN

>>214236876
screeching

>>214237007
Talk to you cunts

>>214237018
inside voices lad x

>>214237011
No idea what that means

>>214236992
why don’t you talmum instead

>>214237007
think of even more sad things until i start crying
emotional regulation

gonna binge Japanese Godzilla movies you lads have a favourite?

>>214236952
don't know what this means because im white

>>214237010
They changed the recipe a while ago, not even half as good as they were
Sad!

>>214237007
go to the pictures or gym

>>214236754
mouthwash is pointless

>>214237007
go mcdonalds. chipper, supermacs
drive in is nice too

>>214237040
The one where he destroys Tokyo

>>214237025
every office has some weird middle-aged man who insists he needs a custom desk set up with shite like this

just get your arse on a chair and your nose to grindstone like everyone else you cunt

>>214237007
i don't i just wallow in misery until it numbs

i need to do something that will take me 15 minutes and a bit of thinking but i keep procrastinating what do

Mega fart

>>214237010
the lime and coriander chutney poppadoms could send me down a dark path

>>214237072
ktim - think this is all you can do, really

Get the factories open

they say godzilla is a representation of the destructive power and collective cultural trauma from the nuclear bombings of hiroshima and nagasaki

I say it's just a big lizard

>>214237080
it doesn't need to be done today so ignore it

>>214237080
do it now or i'll hit you really hard

daughter

>>214237080
how about kill yourself instead

Where did all the aussiebergs go

>>214237130
wish i had one

fancy a wank but I'm at toil

indian man freaked out at me saying i ruined his meal when i stepped in some dogshit earlier

>>214237143
thread is crawling with the cunts

>>214237116
>collective cultural trauma from the nuclear bombings of hiroshima and nagasaki
sick to death of Japan acting like they were the victims of WW2. like, lads, you tried to genocide the entirety of China. frankly, they got off with a very light slap on the wrist for the sheer barbarity they inflicted on the world.

>>214237143
getting you an emergency specsavers appointment

>>214237152
never stopped me

>>214237155
Fucking poo scrombling

>>214237119
ive been saying that for the last week
needs to be done now

>>214237158
why do they finger their arseholes and eat with their hands but pretend like theyre civilized

@214237143
just here mate

>>214237209
hello newfag

Drinking coffee out of my two wolves mug

i'm too intelligent for this shit man

>>214237222
inside you there are 2 coffees

need a femme fatal to corrupt me and show me the sins of the flesh. ideally she has to be french, taller than me, and physically abusive when I don't give her what she wants.

to poster 214237216
>not recognising a staple of /brit/ correspondence

deary me

*inserts my thick, succulent, triumphant shaft through /brit/'s gloryhole*

>>214237236
Fucking screaming

>>214237236
sc

wouldn't be so depressed if pinkie pie were real

܁>>214237256

barted for this exact response

>>214237261
*holds a flame to it like that one video*

>>214237289
erm hi x

got nothing in the fridge

>>214237236
who is this cunt getting spammed?

>>214237289
shes a no good rorke
when the blue one had her foreign "gal pal" in town she made everyone hate her and chase her out of town

>>214237352
crodie x

>>214237352
spainiac on a mad one

*shines bright like a diamond*

>>214237007
have a long oily wank and get drunk

>>214236938
downloaded some off simpcity earlier

>>214237352
Dtfic

https://youtu.be/HqlIRJcyZlE?si=kERYAPKeH3TtrZlm
laughing

switching the morning tea for a glass of water because i dont deserve the little things in life that make you happy x

>>214237354
She came from an Amish family tbf can't blame her with that upbringing

>>214236271
No I'm a virgin freak

>>214237222
Based fellow coffee enjoyer

Taking a huge stinky shit right now

>>214237389
copying my gimmick I see

>>214237354
what do you mean ‘the blue one’ say her fucking name

>>214237010
the supermarket own ones are just as good

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>214237448
didn’t mean to thought i came up with it

rapen, not stirred

>>214237007
music

>>214237455
gaynblow spaz

>>214237473
you did rorke
you did

>>214237354
Love how you know the details of multiple episodes but pretend to not know enough about the show that you call her "the blue one"

>>214237477
um

Hi, I'm Robert Grayson, pleased to meet you

me with cotton buds when my inner ear gets itchy

get 10-15 goblins chop them up with a cleaver and boil them into a foul stew

any news from moo deng?

apparently fridges and freezers use less energy when they're full.

So why not save energy by filling up any empty space in your fridge freezer with rocks?

>>214237578
he's been poowazzled

>>214237579
https://home.howstuffworks.com/freezer-efficiency-tips.htm

>>214237579
am not a poorfag so i don't have to worry about saving pennies here and there on the utility bills

Bradley wanker fucking loves his Bradleys

>>214237573
I usethe pocket hook thing on pen caps

>>214237617
>CTRL+F "rocks"
>Phrase not found

always get kfc and kkk confused

>>214237620
They were a bit over the top weren’t they

>>214237635
>*opens your wiki page
>Ctrl+ f clue
>Phrase not found
>Ctrl + f sex
>Phrase not found

wish i was pregnant

>>214237685
>>214237685
>>214237685

>>214237652
Easily done around these lot

>>214237630
sounds scary

ordering a zinger drip meal from the kkk

All my electricity is nuclear or hydroelectric so it's extremely cheap and I never worry about my bills
Keep the AC pumping and the lights on and the class a valve amplifiers always on