Thread 214239808

mandarins whole and halved

second coffee down the gullet

kurva anyátok

In case anyone missed it:
Oh flippin eck my navy chinos have a hole in the crotch, damn it all

going tesco, want anything?

>>214239853
Read it but didn't response because it was after the new. Thanks for reposting, now I can respond to you:

Didn't ask, fuck off.

>>214239823
im not fat
im not going to eat anything else today
also i threw up this morning so i need somethign to eat

>>214239865
fags and a meal deal x

>>214239866
Ooh mr grumpy
SOMEONE didn't get any cummies on his weetabix this morning

>>214239865
yeah can you check where my wendys large double combo with a coke and 6 piece chicken nugget is please

>>214239881
Ghost of John McAfee etc.

>>214239871
see >>214239891

mister norton himself reaching down from the skies to stop me from going near that link

kronniekray tonight i reckon

>>214239881
John McAffee's apparition...

avg anti virus

Just spent the whole day reading this manga yesterday and I feel so bad why isn't she real bros
I dont care that I live in sex land or whatever sex is meaningless unless there's love involved

John McAfee

>>214239910
graham?

haha yes lads

Least obvious spaki bait

>>214239865
moisturiser

>>214239881
Norton Antivirus' reanimated corpse

Get the biomoss imported. The line must keep going up

>>214239865
wouldn't mind a fresh sparkling coca cola

>>214239921
That’s a dog dude

im a bit of a massive furry but dont want to wear a suit or associate with those tranny freaks

>>214239881
harvey p. avast appearing as a force ghost to issue a grave warning to me about that link

I clicked the link and it just said invalid url

OOOOOOH LOOK IM SOOOO GAY OHHH GOOD EVENING OHHH
LOOK AT THIS FAMOUS PERSON OOHHH IM SO GAY AND IRISH I HAVE A GAY LITTLE IRISH VOICE OOOHHH LOOK MISTER FAMOUS PERSON LOOK AT WHAT WE FOUND ON THE INTERNET OOOOHHHHHH LITTLE GAY IRISH MEMES OOOOHHHHHH

>I clicked the link
*sprints across the room to the big red button marked QUARANTINE*

>>214239993
Did he actually say that

>>214239993
credit where it's due he's got you absolutely seething

they just updated it

>>214239881
Russian gangsters calling my place of work after hovering over this

>>214239955
I once again ask why this is a problem. How about you let the population decline AND keep immigrants out? The idea that falling fertility is a problem is boomer propaganda.

>>214240024
screeching

what do you do when you're banned from 4chan?

did 6 days in the SHU and was dying to post here

>>214239961
That's a fox bro

>>214240061
I am a quality poster so I never have to worry about it

>>214239955
They need to give tax breaks to couples who have children

>>214240061
go outside
talk to women
gain a clue

>>214240024
thats some funny image editing youve done there

poo seal. funny

>>214240061
i'm addicted to this place again at the moment. time spent away is painful. could do with a ban

>>214240079
manga name?

>Nigel Farage has rolled back on his pledge to deport “absolutely anyone” arriving in the UK on small boats just 24 hours after making it at a combative press conference in Oxford that led to accusations of ugly and destructive rhetoric.

>At a press conference near Edinburgh on Wednesday, however, when asked whether his comments on securing women’s safety in the UK rang hollow when he had committed to deporting women and girls back to countries where they faced oppression and sexual violence, Farage said that was not true.
Why is he like this

Rorkes da on a mad one

>>214240024
Kek

>>214240061
Use my phone's data as a hotspot

>>214239827
You've just agreed with me?
Tor traffic is bounced through multiple relays alongside everybody else's traffic, traffic of nonces and terrorists. That's what onion routing is and what makes Tor difficult to trace.
t. run multiple tor nodes

Whether you're on a free VPN or not is irrelevant because your traffic will always be streamed alongside the traffic of evil freaks.

"diana-adriana" delivering my food supposedly

>>214240061
I phonepost on mobile data before doing anything I know will get me banned

>>214240144
racism is wrong because it just is
it is morally wrong to believe in science

rorke killing himself to get 72 virgins in heaven but they’re all bames

>>214240142
fell for it again

poo snail

Had a big poo, but no seals. What gives?
>>214240117
Komen fuufu

i know cigarettes are stupid expensive in australia but are all nicotine products like that?

>>214239808 (OP)
I'm currently running an experiment freezing citrus peels to use the zest at later occasions. I've never seen a jar of like pickled zests in the stores so I don't expect success.
What is your thoughts about conservation of citrus zests?

>>214240142
Unclear how this constitutes rolling anything back. Lugenpresse at it again

>>214240207
lucky rorke

>>214240190
shut the fuck up man

Rorke shat his boxers in Cheadle Asda

>>214240219
that's not a big poo that's a lot of little poos

>>214240207
>but

get lucy letby freed

might just say fuck it and make tea now

>>214240244
go to bed muggins

>>214240256
free the nonces while you're at it

>>214240232
one of the grimmest images on /brit/
please stop posting it

>>214240232
right well thats a womans vagismus

>>214240190
GCHQ succeeded in 2011 in capturing and storing all inbound internet traffic for three days

Tor is broken and if they ever gain a warrant for your connection you will be caught

>>214240224
https://www.gourmetfoodworld.com/ravifruit-lemon-zest-frozen-11292
probably is less potent like with frozen garlic
dunno if you do it in sweden but people will freeze things like parsley, maybe dill for soup

had to break up with the girlfriend because she pronounced "gif" with a hard G

right so I've got the bitter part of life sorted, when do I get to sample the sweet?

>>214240277
lol, midwit strikes again. If they want to prosecute someone for use of Tor they have to reveal their backdoor in open court. They literally wouldn't even use it to prosecute the owner of a massive CP ring because they didn't want it in disclosure. You can't use Top Secret information to prosecute people.

>>214240300
do you pronounce it nijjer

Have you watched Mad Men?

>>214240224
Idk
I do freeze ginger root though because I don’t use it that often. It’s maybe slightly less potent but it works fine

>>214240315
A) it's called a special military tribunal and B) there's a technology precedent - the reason paedophiles get away with it (and they don't) is because is the intelligence services let them.

>>214240277
Use your brain mate

>>214240332
looks so fucking uncomfortable lmao

>>214240224
I think freezing will work but the aroma may weaken as the other anon said
so you may have to use a little bit more than fresh

>>214240300
i say it with a hard G out of habit
reminds me of peanut butter otherwise

went to a mate's house the other day and when he connected his laptop up to the TV I saw he had tor browser on his desktop
Should I dob him in?

>>214240348
Oh my days you're so fucking retarded, you can't prosecute someone who isn't in the military in a military tribunal you absolute fucking moron. Christ read a book some time.

haven’t been able to post ever since the virus infected my phone by simply having >>214239881 linked that cursed shite

>>214240190
>t. run multiple tor nodes
why are you enabling nonces and terrorists

entering my zen era

I’m genuinely not a racist person. But every time I drive it irritates me in such a specific way that I have to profusely say the word nigger. I never say that word out loud in any other context ever

.gif has no standard pronunciation you’re a Reddit mong if you care about that

>>214240391
It's 2016mong.

fucking hate flag shaggers so much

alri

>>214240372
Unironically yes

>>214240391
As in, it can never be used as evidence and they must establish a chain of reason based on implicit intelligence disclosures; hence why briefs for public release are 'gisted'.

If you'd like to do yourself a favour, Google RIPA convictions and try to find one

>>214240411
Wild you see that’s where we differ as I’m a racist

>>214240412
WRONG

So 2016mong seriously thinks people are going to be pulled in front of 'special military tribunals' (no such thing exists in British law) for use of VPNs. Oh my days what a fucking retard.

>>214240400
it's a side effect of enabling druggies
don't hate the player when the game's at fault

Shagging my flag

>>214240426
every day my hatred of chuds grows. I am going to do everything in my power to get Newsom elected in 2028 so we can put all chuds into the labubu dolls

Why yes, I will get away with the facilitation of small scale crime from an intelligence apparatus

yeah so my career has been ruined twice over christmas parties gone wrong

cleaning my teeth with a stick

>>214240467
He has seriously gone off the deep end, I think this whole OSA thing has broken his brain

RIPA never gets prosecuted mate

Hope you find out why

The Vast Majority of People Are Goyim Cattle

Do NOT be a Nazi.

Special military tribunal just flew over my house

routing my arse through your arse

>but companies use VPNs, the government can't ban them
ok
just ban them for personal use then

You’re welcome that 4chan is an American website and we respect the first amendment or whatever so you can still post without having to upload your passport. Be grateful

raping my arse in front of a special military tribunal

a fresh sparkling coca cola

>>214240557
it's a legendary play

I like to move it move it

No way Rorke did this
[embed] https://i.4cdn.org/z/1756303852739779.exe [/embed]

>>214240539
>>214240592
too many words

>>214240293
Genius! I started it just last night, finally having found organic fruits, and was remembered seeing OP.
Often some nasty antifungal chemicals on citruses. Going to make some excellent cookies and oatmeal this autumn.

hey nina

>>214240592
He's right
If native cultures are worth preserving then it has better start doing nice things and producing good people

sucking a special military tribunal

>>214240581
pepsi

>>214240686
leave it on reddit next time

>>214240635
All chuds will transmogrify into something resembling that when the clock strikes Noon, January 20, 2029 as Gavin Christopher Newsom begins his first term

>>214240581
youre watching me arent you you FREAKl
leave me ALONE STOPPWA TCHING ME

2 week special military operation on my bollocks

this month was an expensive month for no good reason

NOOOO I'M BEING LABUBUIFIED

2 week special military tribunal

right then

>>214240708
im gonna be an foreverially tied up fat bradley loving my new dubai chocolate labubu tongue

>>214240686
absolutely destroyed that strawman zing

Smartest cunt in the world publicly announcing they run Tor nodes

>>214240539
>here is what's happening around YOU
>this is what YOU are seeing
>you need to understand what YOU are dealing with
Extremely manipulative use of language.
Making it personal in this way is manipulation.
I don't trust this guy.

If you are a chud you are going to be forcibly Labubuified© by President Gavin Christopher Newsom

>>214240786
Get it sent to the special military tribunal mate haha

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operations_security

There you go mate

We here at /brit/ say a heartfelt RIP to Purple Aki

just put new filters in the hoover we're so back

sunberg has come out after railtoil

walkowitz may be on the proverbial horizon

around ten per cent of the UK population would vote for the Greens lol

^3^

>>214240842
yeah in a poll of what's the best bit of a Sunday roast lmao

>>214240786
It’s not illegal is it?

>>214240842
okay, so?

prince andrew seems like a right good bloke

>>214240821
he's squeezing arms in heaven now

>>214240868
Hosting traffic for peadophilia, organised crime, and terrorism?

No

Rorke sprinting full speed off a cliff like a Looney Tunes character, legs still pumping in thin air, hanging there just long enough to turn, lock eyes with the camera, give a slow nervous gulp, and plummet

think i've got mental from lack of fanny

>>214240821
Fug, RIP
He had so many more muscles left to fondle

>>214240880
reckon his nose plumped up that way naturally with age or do we think he got filler put into it in an attempt to make it more symmetrical?

>>214240896
>He's a brat
he's gen Z coded?

>>214240896
Get him before the special military tribunal

>>214240928
I don't know mate hard to tell but I think he MIGHT have had some work done
Again though, can't say for certain

>>214240919
same might explain a lot

qrd on scottish axe girl?

>>214240909
Just googled it, not illegal in the UK mush dunno why you’d do it though

>>214240880
this one is still my favorite

>>214240786
daft cunt you are

Genuinely have no interest in American white women
Give that bitch an accent and I’m interested

>>214240961
Reasonable suspicion is all that is required for a surveillance warrant; Tor usage is a welcome mat to the intelligence services.

>>214240910
Shared on What's On Stockport x

pussy is leaking idk why

Genuinely have no interest in British white women
Give that bitch an accent and I’m interested

>>214240993
I don’t care mate iv never used it just wanted to correct you that it’s not illegal

>>214241008
you’re nicked sunshine

>>214241008
oh he eatin

y'all lost yo damn minds

do any businesses use tor for security
might explain why my mate has it on his laptop
still feel like he's probably a nonce though

>>214241016
Cheers hun x

>>214241024
wee wee

>>214241066
yeah, human trafficking businesses

>>214241031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RUoEog2M1Q

>>214241066
More likely he just buys personal amounts of drugs on there

might get on the malbec tonight

>>214241066
The special military tribunal is already on its way

>>214240896
I doubt non-cucks can really be fit for royalty. Just imagine what the nickelodeon kids will think.

>>214240821
>it's real
:'(

Thames Valley Police have invited me in for a special military tribunal

special military tripoonal

>>214240919
*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*

Has a black girl ever done this to you?

>>214241188
chance would be a fine thing!

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/akinwale-arobieke-found-dead-flat-32360587#google_vignette
Can't believe the purple aki is gone

>>214241188
scenes inside the halls of the gherkin

i had sex on sunday but it wasn't that good

baddest DJ on two turntables

making the grilled Mac and cheese sandwiches
tonight we advance slop science by 20 years

>>214241212
mods sticky this thread

>>214241247
That looks exactly like the stuff he cooks at home

>>214241212
goodnight, sweet prince

Do you like Scandinavian milfs?

>>214241247
Is he just living in hospital these days?

>>214241266
i hate all women

rentbergs trying to get me to a therapist again. did it before and it did absolutely nothing

special military seal poonal

>>214241275
yeah it's peng

>>214241298
not really since the wog nurses abuse him

>>214241281
Gaylord

herr horseberg

>>214241275
reckon now that hes discovered he gets lots of attention and care while on a hospital ward that he's just gonna keep "accidentally" falling over from now on

got visage on

scran

>>214241318
he loves it really

>>214241297
p

>>214241290
the only therapy I need is sex, wish it could be diagnosed as a treatment by medical professionals

poo

>>214241329
im a fucking stone cold incel bitch

>>214241344
needs to be in there a bit longer imo

Sex with Asian women

right well that's me back from the 3-day ban for posting political content isn't it

Sprite Zero down the hatch

>>214241344
get the bloody melted cheese scranned Bruce

poo screaming in a seals asshole

do you know where your children are at five o'clock in the morning

>have Medicare because broke
>No place actually uses it
>Have to get stuff with little insurance s

>Mum's anger after funeral director keeps baby's body at home

>But when she went round to visit the next day, Ms Ward was "terrified" to see Ms Upton "watching" cartoons with her son's body next to her in a baby bouncer in the living room.

>"I realised it were Bleu and she [Ms Upton] says: 'Come in, we're watching PJ Masks.'

>"There was another [dead] baby on the sofa"

>>214241212
fuck i lived a couple mins walk from that street for years
good thing ive got no muscles

I would look after tim if I could

Why didn't God save them?

got two fresh sparkling coca colas with my uber eats order

Time to round up the rats!
https://www.twitch.tv/ekkomori

>>214241344
need some Worcestershire sauce on that badboy

>>214241412
busy with gaza rn x

>>214241408
Collecting dead babies like limited edition labubus

King of shit mountain

>>214241393
its got mac and cheese in there

>>214241408
what the fuck

LADS
PURPLE AKI IS DEAD

>>214241457
mac n cheese toast sounds grim

>>214241474
thought he died a while ago 2bh

>>214241412
Ask Diego on Friday
Warning: he'll have a melty

when was the last time you made a girl laugh

>>214241477
i dont give a fucking shit nigga

>>214241474
true British hero x

purple aki rising from the grave to check my gains

>>214241496
Pair of them just walked past me giggling five seconds ago

>>214241412
does he think if everyone stops what they’re doing and prays the shooter will explode or sum

>>214241408
>Bleu
Ah yes name your child after the sound you make after eating over-salted food

>>214241515
:(

put poo seal in the sandwich toaster

>>214241496
yesterday a bunch of gen z girls walked past me and one of them said “what a sigma” and they all laughed

>>214241515
were they fit?

>>214241541
Nah they were kids

chocolate BAMEs

>>214241537
dont do this

poo seal looks lowkey appetising

pits smell ripe

just booked a long weekend in York x

>>214241496
Can’t be bother to post the green text story but basically one girl shouted “YOU AINT GOT NO MATES” at me and she and her friends all laughed

>>214241625
reckon he's sweet or salty?

poo screaming out me gay porn arsehole

If anyone looks at the St George's flag and doesn't see a swastika, they need better glasses.

slap dick

infinite swarms of gapemen, farting across the landscape, propelled by last nights curry

might have a shower tonight as it will save me having one in the morning

can't believe you lads are being bullied on the streets by little girls, need to know where this sought of thing happens haha x

>>214241706
well it's actually better to bathe in the evening than in the morning

>>214241496
gf was pissing herself laughing on monday at my spiel

it's kinda funny how much of the southern hemisphere has trouble maintaining their infrastructure when cold winters are so much more destructive to it

>>214241731
yeah at your spiel yeah

Aged poo for tea

>>214241774
squed

>>214241774
uhh dont you mean to whom are you talking

uncomfortable part of the thread

>>214241785
vintage

need need NEED a day of long silence spent in bed after a warm shower

can someone donate to me so i can buy some shoes please i have plastic bags on my feet tied up with bailing twine

miss when mousey was proper mental and would write letters to mps and shit

>>214241833
lets see

sewing my arsehole shut and loading up on all-bran

someone here has got some tracker on my computer
you fuck off now FUCK OFF watching me and you know what fuck OFF

>>214241774
could knock her out with a single punch

I love mousey so much he's such a great person

>>214241847
he got better?

>>214241871
we can see you WANKING

>>214241871
someones been doing that to me as well
worried they have one on my phone too

>>214241871
remote access tools are so in, baby

gay porn tracking your laptop and mobile

>>214241871
Special military tribunal for you de lad

ok riddle me this - what i am typing right now

Honestly think gooning to sissy porn is bad for my mental health
Feel racked with anxiety whenever I do

>>214241954
>>214241954
>>214241954

uncross your legs, get your hand off you chin

>>214241331
pet him for me please

>>214241957
ever thought of not being an utter bender?

>>214241967
stupid early bastard bloody bitch

>>214241970
I'm not doing those things but I am rubbing my toes together

bit early that

two fresh sparkling coca colas on their way

>>214241990
I know you wanted to make the new because you said it was the uncomfortable part of the thread
that means you were sitting there all full of tension watching and waiting

Mad how a purple nigger sexually harassing men is elevated to Godhood, but a feeble, socially awkward boy touching a lass on the arm whilst trying his luck gets crucified.

>>214242271
It's pretty obvious why. Neocapitalism venerates any sign of Phallic Hypertrophism. Purple Aki is made Hyperman, double man, by his Will to Sexually Dominate the existent Sexual dominator class.