Thread 214241954

you owl

Last edish has not even reached the bump limit, owlnonce.

im going schizo aaaaaaaah

>>214241959
>lunch bar
what the FUCK

>>214241986
I'm not actually gay

>DONT TEK DI VACCINE
Piers Corbyn is wholeheartedly VINDICATED

>>214242003
GO CRAZY
GO STUPID

>>214242040
he's a good horse

>>214242040
what does it feel like

Very quickly we will see the internet and the digital landscape in general pivot from being a space of freedom and anonymity to one of control and surveillance.

Purple Aki has died

You do pay the loicence right?

>>214242040
my lovely horse

>>214242003
hahaha

>>214242050
course not m8. keep telling yourself that

>>214242051
I voted for him to be mayor of london

6 pints deep (technically more, because our metric beer volume is 500ml).

What are you up to this wednesday, /brit/s?

>>214242051
Remember he was singing about farting or something

>>214242054
bit of a troublemaker he is
>>214242055
like a horse

>>214242072
not a rorke but this stuff does irk me. just…why?

>>214242019
too sweet

Floating down a fanciful dream river

the working class in this country are actually subhumans aren't they

>>214242130
yeah ahha

done 3 wees already today and need another

>>214242130
bit mean mate ;_;

need to shag female djs

>>214242130
You said this yesterday spaki

>>214242130
still better than people who post here

I feel sad when I see horses unless they're wild then I feel happy

>>214242147
had two coffees and been pissing like a madman

>>214242119
It's dishonest, they're trying to trick people into accepting as ancient something which is very recent

GOOD TIMES FOR A CHANGE
See the luck I've had, can make a good man
Turn bad

>>214242119
Why not?

>>214242130
working class people are like that in every country

>>214242040
thanks

Actually mental that I'm not working class at all but my dad was though managed to make a shitload of money while all of my direct family are povvos
Wonder if they all secretly hate me

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>>214242152
Definitely worth a tenner in

>>214242219
you been a naughty lad then ivan?

>>214242072
The Germanic system in Germany, Austria and Switzerland makes you pay TV loicense even if you don't have a TV.

just moved into an asylum for the criminally insane.

I'm telling you now, at some point there is going to be a sympathetic woke documentary about Purple Aki that claims he was the victim of systemic racism and it has all been overblown and how he was driven to suicide because of homophobia and anti-black fear

>>214242246
Which Premier Inn?

turkish girl feet

>>214242194
takes away from the show because it’s historically inaccurate in a very flagrant way

>>214242200
no problem

>>214242235
his name isnt ivan its kevin lisicki

jeet feet

>>214242246
arkham?

>>214242259
it's the bell hotel in epping actually!

screaming

>>214242261
they're called hooves

>>214242266
How do you know? Were you there?

You lads who visit prozzies have any advice for a first-timer?

>>214242336
why risk getting stds

OBAMA I LOVE CURRY OBAMA

>>214242331
grow up mate

>>214242336
Yeah don't
Did it once
Wish I'd never done it
Shit shag, felt awkward, bird wasn't as fit as the photos, paid £150, felt stupid and it took something from my soul after which took a while to get over

Had my greatest test since getting clean, and though I nearly faltered, I passed. I am free. Feeling proud of myself.

Rained all day long
Bit chilly, turned off the fan. Autumn is officially here. Time to get a clue.

my name is rorke, and these are my creps

Mad how a purple nigger sexually harassing men is elevated to Godhood in British popular culture, but a feeble, socially awkward boy touching a lass on the arm whilst trying his luck gets mocked and crucified.

>>214242435
unknown slayer

>>214242435
Oh no no no, the hairline
Oh no no no

>>214242475
leftypol is typing...

>>214242435
Beady dark Jewish eyes. Rorkeposters exposed.

>>214242475
>let's get 'im girls!

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>214242273
the horses near me enjoy polo mints, do thet sell those in sweden?
give him a cheeky polo

In a position at work where the work I do may affect the future employment prospects of someone I don't like and who may be my next boss, and it is a project I frankly don't give a fuck about but they have put all their eggs into the basket with it
Can't WAIT to be such a cunt with this I cannot tell you

>>214242475
Realistic dialogue. So when will the film be coming out?

women literally need arresting
a girl says we are "amazing and unique that's obvious to everyone around us" but also wont date me wtf

>>214242499
wtf I had it on good authority we weren't allowed to post the Peters

>>214242475
>grows up to be SNP voter
>regularly orders form JustEathiopia, and Denigeroo
>purchases fags and boose from paki shops
Bitch shut up

>>214242568
why ever not?

>>214242467
Black supremacy Rorke, get it through your head

>>214242535
>Autumn is FAST approaching
I wished.

>>214242550
don’t believe we have that no, give them a bit of carrot as a treat

>>214242577
brown one mogs

BREAKING: Jouri 7 years old , a Palestinian girl, was killed just moments ago when their tent was bombed by an Israeli strike in Al-Mawasi, Khan Younis, southern Gaza.

um

Just had a wank and then showered for the second time today in order to clean myself up
Now off to Maccies in a bit

>>214242570
That's a man.

>>214242467
?

>>214242605
the next best thing

>>214242577
hijab'd paki is the only one who i could possibly be attracted to but you just know either green suit bird would be filthy

Defund the BBC

mum is cooking stir fry for dinner but i dont eat foreign food so im having toasties instead

>>214242607
One less terrorist in the world

Rorke's mum laughign and chunderign down her shirt at this image

>>214242475
amerislop is the absolute worst, elon has so much to answer for

>>214242607
chat shit get banged

>>214242596
Your favourite pets, you mean.
>>214242635
https://reason.com/2019/10/11/manchester-teen-griffiths-sex-offender-friend/

>>214242607
did she denounce hamas?

>>214242660
erm bread is foreign mate.

>>214242607
did they really think their tent would defend them from a missle?

we ain't goin' to heaven

mad how much more exponentially intelligent i am then all of you. the next most smartest /brit/poster isn't even 10% as intelligent as i

rorke's been a crazy dita

>>214242663
the terrorists fired the missile

muslims be like Allah loves us and we are his chosen one but he’s also letting us get bombed to death by Jews he’s just testing us though lol

holding it together like pva glue haha

Sad little /brit/ neeks getting off to little children dying.

>>214242747
what are some intelligent things you can do

>>214242747
u believe in god?

Bevvies? Acquired.

mad how much more exponentially retarded i am then all of you. the next most monged /brit/poster isn't even 10% as retarded as i

ham and pineapple pizza in de oven

Rorke absolutely SEETHING that the council hasn't taken down the tatty AliExpress England flags he hung from the lampposts on his council estate, an event he thought would ignite the English Civil War and usher in Sir Thomas Robinson as Lord Protector

and he has as well, has rorke. he has. he has been behaving so inappropriately. he's been a total disco diva, and it's made me wonder... who's that chick? who's that chick? because i certainly don't know. and i don't think rorke knows either. he's too busy being a crazy dita, as i told you before, to notice. but i'm the idiot for expecting anything more from him, i suppose.

off to the pube

>>214242435
cute!

>>214242811
am i really supposed to believe these things are the same species as normal people

>>214242817
alri brick

>>214242800
seeing the world for what it is
>>214242807
of course not. anyone who believes in that is a moron

>>214242839
it do be like that

>>214242811
jeff have you ever had a job?

this fucking thread has mindraped me

>>214242839
my hand when my bollocks start itching

>>214242861
0 iq reply
delusional retard confirmed
sorry mate

hate the way they always listen to music on their phone speakers

>>214242861
how do you see the world

let me see you eat my shit, with bananas,
b a n a n a s

mad how there's probably at least one biological female woman itt

Just thought of something funny, gave me a good chuckle

>>214242921
um x

>>214242875
howl

>>214242921
sincerely doubt that fella. we might get one a month at mos

appointment done at the jobcentre. now I'm off to the sexcentre

>>214242095
porn addiction can make you 'gay', I strongly believe if I just stopped porn and wanking for a year I would be perfectly normal

>>214242955
this is me
failed to get a job
failed to have sex
simple as

>>214242873
A lifetime ago yeah

harvard contacted me because they heard about my theories. i turned them down of course

>>214242921
Yeah mate, Employed Woman

>>214242890
insecure scared ignorant freak. probably ugly as well
>>214242908
for what it truly is (beyond your comprehension i'm afraid mate, like trying to explain nuclear physics to a tadpole)

>>214243005
cringe

>>214242986
that's a man

>>214242921
yeah, no
there really isn't

>>214243003
Too smart for that game aren't we

>>214242986
Having just had a wank I just now realised how superficial it is to pull my willy to images of people's bodies

>>214243005
im a human and i dont understand nuclear physics

Get the bloody call to the Samaritans made, Rorke

>>214243005
cope. not convinced you aren’t a retard i’m afraid. fairly sure of it even

probably a black lad too, maybe an lndian

can't help but wonder why they even bothered printing it out

>>214243043
fair enough but it would still be easier to explain to you than a tadpole
>>214243066
diego

How many unique regular posters are there in britfeel, do you reckon? 50? 100?

I'll fight for black rights

>>214243097
you are severely mentally ill

>>214242989
doing what?

>>214243105
six

>>214243105
In Britfeel there are probably 5 at the most. Here, 10

Some Japanese words of wisdom

>>214243047
so why do all these slopturants need to be philanthropic active?
it’s shite you shove down your gob ffs who cares

>>214243119
you are a 40 year old virgin who fills his black void of a soul with religion because you're too much of a faggot to try drugs

>>214243105
one including me

pooing out one for the homies

now wheres that canadian

>>214243176
drugs are reddit

>>214243176
loool roasted that sad little cunt

>>214243176
project on

little gremlin dossing about

>>214243229
haha what do they make of each other

It's actually crazy how close we are to getting mass deportations of illegals and recent arrivals into the policy set of a party that could form a UK government. The 2009 BNP zeitgeist was nothing like this in scale even if it was more extreme in intent.

>>214243277
ok

Rorke thinks food tastes better if it isn’t woke

>>214243277
ok

>>214243277
mint that
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>week 1 of neetdom
>already going to bed at 8/9am and waking up at 5pm
I really hope I get this job i’ve got an interview for, this is no way to live

>>214243277
yeah?

>>214243277
Kemi Badenoch is more likely to be deported in 5 years than she is to be PM

>>214242875
scrimging

Bothers me how so many people on both sides of the political spectrum harp on and on about freedom of speech, yet never go beyond posting and yapping to other cunts, then they question why nothing ever changes. The state monopoly on violence is total, they have absolute control of masculine expression.

>>214243313
haha I remember this. you literally never see the sun in winter

>>214243047
YAY! more Fried chicken shops!!!! JUST WHAT WE NEEDED!

>>214243202
Don’t summon him it’s like the first day off he’s had in about six months

^.^

>>214243348
because actually doing something is scary and risks failure so they keep that servile briton instinct of grumbling with dissatisfaction while being fucked over

>>214243370
i dont think its him i need but its one of them

Was playing at the Atomwaffen Division in Hearts of Iron 4: The Fire Rises

>>214243381
:D

screaming we Scots are such a funny people

>>214243348
bothers me even more that either side has the audacity to claim to support freedom of speech

>>214243393
there’s only one regular canadian he just pretends there’s multiple

If you don't hand over some of your money to the state they will eventually lock you up
Mental that
You don't even get a proper say in it
And what's even more mental? THEY can just change the rules so that you have to give them even MORE whenever they bloody like!
Just not on

>>214243397
>Atomwaffen Division
whom are they?

>Scots that speak Scots Gaelic
2.5% of the population
>Welsh that speak Welsh
18% of the population

and yet Scots oft larp as more patriotic and think they can go it alone.
bloody FOOLS.

>>214243229
he's smiling but he has sad eyes

>>214243391
Keep Calm & Carry On (Getting Bummed)

>>214243402
you can tell this was written by some middle class freak
painful to look at

>>214243434
Both made up LARP languages

might unironically make some meatballs, got lamb-mince

>>214242475
I live not far from where that video was filmed and its a fucking shithole and the children are feral. No doubt they were causing shit and threatening people with weapons before the video was filmed.

>>214243434
Scottish Gaelics always been a minority in Scotland
Peak population that could speak it was like 30% back in the 16th century

All the low lying bits where the towns are have spoken Scots or some variety of English since the 12th century

>28 and 3 quarters
>hair falling out like I'm on chemo

grim grim grim grim grim

might ironically make meatballs to spite a certain poster here

>>214243494
bout same age for me
eyes went around that time too
memory soon after

>>214243487
>speaking English in Scotland during the age of William Wallace

isn't that a bit embarrassing

>>214243487
Over simplification

/birt/ meetup at 7pm at the Gay Pube yeah?

>>214243409
The way I see it, freedom is that which you can do for yourself, not that which you are permitted to do. If we each had the means to defend our own speech, relative financial independence, the right to bear arms, etc, there would be no need for endless debates on what freedom of speech even means.

>>214243510
bossman's a walking corpse :skullface:

im a cornish supremacist

bored of video games now
but without them I have no reason to drink at all
life is pain I hate myse-

>>214243229
just what is catberg up to?
what is he plotting?

>>214243556
Without searching online, whats the endonym for Cornwall? Thought so, fucking spacker. Now make the bed in my Airbnb like a good Cornish

Gee it sure is boring around here! I just wonder what RORKE is up to!

>>214243556
>died out and had to be revived
KWAB

mental that the final ever line in friends was improv'd by Matthew Perry
he was quite the talent

>>214243589
Ohhhh pakis dominate your country

can you buy nuclear weapons online

joke country

>>214243614
Average Cornish education

omds rorke mate

>>214243566
Start vtubers, they are funny if you are on alcohol.
https://www.twitch.tv/ekkomori (UK, live now)
https://www.twitch.tv/gremlili (Canadian, actually has a schedule)
https://www.twitch.tv/roko (UK, today 8PM BST)

>>214243525
Not really
The American Revolution was fought over the principles of independence and sovereignty between two English speaking populations for example

Not everyone spoke English back then. Some spoke Gaelic and some even spoke Norse from remnants of Viking settlement in the north. The ruling class spoke Norman French like the English one did.

Lothian and such was always inhabited by Anglo Saxons and after Malcolm (I believe it was) conquered Lothian from the English in 1018 they became part of Scotland. After William’s conquest lots of northerners fled into Scotland to escape the Harrying of the North. The speech of these people would develop into Lowland Scots. David I then invited Norman lords in to make burch’s and market towns to boost the economy, these burghs spoke English. Thus English became the standard trade language across the Lowlands, although regular Scots would continue to speak their Scots dialect until the unification of Great Britain when standard English superseded it. By that point the two tongues were largely similar so the switch wasn’t that noticeable

>>214243634
being on an orwell corner really puts the cherry on top

>>214243635
Well they do don't they
London, Manchester, Leicester, Luton, Slough, etc all minority white
English people let it happen

>>214243634
half of the shops in this country are now money laundering operations

>>214243645
what the fuck is this

>>214243660
Right, and remind me again what country do you live in? Hard mode: no LARPing

>>214243688
Scotland

>>214243681
The rest are betfreds and William Hills

actually fucking wanking off a feral black bcc nigger

>>214243694
looool, you're even more cucked than England
Enjoy your 'New Scots'

>>214243645
if I wanted to watch a mannequin play a video game I'd fuck your mum

>>214243657
very interesting
know genuinely fuck all about Scots history tbf
I know Mary Queen of Scots and her son James but anything before that is a blur except for Mel Gibson

Only other thing I know is that Shetland belongs to the Scots because the King of Denmark failed to pay a dowry in the 14th century or summat. thats fun.

Mental how 'mass deportations' is now a major and legitimate political talking point. And the only quibble is over how many we're going to deport and how fast. Crazy how quick the Zeitgeist has changed in 5 years.

>>214243725
>you're even more cucked than England
There isn't a single settlement in Scotland that is minority white

The number of non-Whites in Cardiff is mental

>>214243765
shut up you spastic

answering “sex” on legal forms with yes/please

>>214243770
Which part of Wales you from lad?

>>214243766
Yet.

>>214243757
There was a native Norse speaker on Shetland that lived into the 1850s. Mad.

>>214243770
Belfast too
What's stunning is Belfast looked like a white ethnostate pre-covid.
It's genuinely stunning how quickly things change.

>>214243277
I'm sorry but this is wishful thinking.
There is no democratic solution, no peaceful solution. The jewish capitalist rulers want to turn us into India/Brazil. A slum of caramel coloured slaves.

>>214243770
ONS stats from 22 show it's like 65% white or something
So probably around 50 now

>>214243720
are you the one that was talking about yhe stock market

>>214243739
Rude.

>>214243765
5 years ago there were mass protests on the street for BLM
Now we're debating which uninhabited island would be best to deport the wogs to

>>214243845
i was wrong

>>214243818
phwoar
he must have been 500 at least

>>214243821
The orangemen are the only real men in the UK

>>214243853
no

>>214243799
Cardiff, the change in my lifetime is obscene.

>>214243875
clueless yank larp

need to wash up when I get home

oh give it a rest for once will you Rorke

>>214243838
Makes no sense when Jews are safest amongst yt Europeans

>>214243821
the idea of a “white ethnostate” is a yankism
it’s a european country. that’s what it should look like. what is going on now is an aberration.

>>214243875
migrant protests got the tricolours and ulster flags marching side by side a few months back

that's the power of rajesh and ahmed, they can make 4 century old conflicts suddenly seem trivial

>>214243894
you’re Irish diaspora aren’t you

>>214243884
Just down the road in Caerphilly

I wonder what it's like to have a big stupid dick

been another busy day in britpol on int I see

>>214243905
what like the 'orangemen'? clueless yank

>>214243884
same, it is actually mental

cant walk ten feet without seeing a pile of dog shit, hate people so fucking much

we are being shagged out of existence

>>214243903
the loyalists are going to have an issue coming when they realise that the yookay don’t give a fuck about them. only nationalists well versed in the history of the troubles would and they’d still care far more about england or scotland than they would ulster

they still have marches for the king who just views them as a bizzaro tribe of irishman. so too do the rest of the world. they’re going to have to team up with the fenians if they want to survive

>>214242875
Paul definitely posts here

>>214243898
mental how fit they are

>>214243639
bro is a perfect new creps meme

>>214243951
It's shag or be shagged

>>214243941
!!

the uma one just got rarity'd

new BBC drama documentary where Henry VIII is a black man and all his wives are black too

Ok, this is epic

>>214243681
Just how much money is there to launder anyway

>>214243968
non-white migrants to NI are also more likely to be unionists

so from an irish nationalist perspective immigration is hampering irish unification efforts

>>214243941
mods modsomdosdmosdmosdmosmd MODS

>>214243985
um, i'm fine with either :3

bored out of my fucking mind

ASF in the house is he

Love it when plans are cancelled and I don't have to go anywhere

rorke's a battyman

>>214244012
Indians would love to see the UK break up

>>214244053
errr why? haven’t they been here for decades now? why haven’t they integrated

>>214243918
i have a micropenis :3

Where's zoidberg?

Warning you all now that mind control exists and in 20 years you'll all think women with cocks are normal

>be american
>get shot

>>214244053
not really, most of them have entrenched family ties in all the different parts (a cousin in london, a brother studying in wales, an uncle who retired in scotland) so the status quo suits them in a way

>>214244101
It's ok they were C*tholic

>>214243968
is it not true that the anglicans persecuted the presbyterians in norn iron at one time?
not as harshly as catholics but a few token penal laws their way
idk if that's bollocks or not

>>214244118
Haha there he is

>The fertility rate in England and Wales just fell to a new record low of 1.41.
IT IS OVER

how did 190 find a picture of ziedbelg exactly?

New

>>214244126

>>214244101
scmr