What would you do if you had an Italian woman in your bedroom right this instance?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:40:17 PM
No.214242496
>>214242470 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything. I'd listen to what she had to say. That's what no one did
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:41:17 PM
No.214242531
>>214242590
>>214242470 (OP)
Imagine ripping her eyeballs out of their sockets and feeding them to her
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:42:31 PM
No.214242567
>>214242470 (OP)
why is the tip of her nose so light, does she have cream on the tip of it?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:42:48 PM
No.214242576
>>214242590
>>214242470 (OP)
beat the shit out of her and bury her in my yard
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:43:30 PM
No.214242599
>>214242470 (OP)
I would kiss her asscheeks
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:44:45 PM
No.214242633
>>214242658
>>214242470 (OP)
Tell her my last name is a funny cosmic joke
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:46:48 PM
No.214242703
>>214242797
>>214242658
It can roughly translate to "big dicks"
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:51:33 PM
No.214242856
>>214242797
That ain't it
I'm not posting my last name here lmao
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:51:48 PM
No.214242867
>>214242470 (OP)
I hope I'm drunk. I genuinely have zero confidence with women after 27 years of no experience. Just last year some 7/10 drunk woman approached me at a bar and said that she found my dark skin hot (I'm African) so I'm not repulsive. I think I've just given up altogether. I live in a one bedroom apartment and it looks empty like a serial killer lives there.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:51:49 PM
No.214242869
>>214244098
>>214242470 (OP)
Has she worn braces before?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:52:40 PM
No.214242894
>You uh, you wanna watch some shows? I've got all seasons of Parks & Rec and Pushing Daisies ready to go if y-oh you have to go? Haha alright take care it was f-no yeah sure take that call I'll just lock the door after you
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:56:39 PM
No.214243045
>>214242470 (OP)
I will rape her. Hope she enjoys it.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:28:04 PM
No.214243965
like right now? she'd have to wait til i finish my chicken bouillon.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:29:34 PM
No.214244018
>>214242470 (OP)
Ask her politely how the hell did she get in here
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:32:36 PM
No.214244098
>>214242470 (OP)
>>214242869
I would suck her Italian tongue
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:37:59 PM
No.214244279
i want to court Gio Scotti in my country
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:38:18 PM
No.214244292
>>214242470 (OP)
Why does she have the cyberpunk face make up option on her face
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:40:21 PM
No.214244366
>>214242470 (OP)
Give her il salami grande
