Thread 214249199

/britfeel/ edish

1990 teenage mutant ninja turtles april o neal

filtering you. you were warned

FeeI much better about myself when I don't wank or watch porn

Uh, Zeidy? The Neoliberal bull?

>>214249363
the raped

>>214249356
Did the turtle guys fuck her

>>214249199 (OP)
These were great

early night tonight for me I reckon. Hopefully my eye is better tomorrow. If I don't post about it you may assume I have died of a brain haemorrhage through the night and just know I have enjoyed posting with you all x

>>214249379
the idiotic

>>214249363
The raped

>>214249392
They look comfy and kind of soulful

>>214249412
the raped

>>214249368
ok so you're just not gonna wank forever then? Seems unrealistic

>>214249389
no but casey jones did (in the film)

>>214249397
night mate, hope you survive
x

fuck my incel chud life

>nonce incel edition
Might sit this one out lads

So... I have an ingrown fingernail... so yeah.....

>>214249413
Mental how badly I mindraped him

(how spamming this mundane shit amuses you lot is beyond me)

>>214249428
well it's different if i wank myself off with an arse

>>214249397
Sleep tight x

We're playing shaggers it, and you're it

>>214249458
the raped

suburban town (one more greggs)

wanking an arse with my arse

I'm an incel freak I should just kms

I will never have a full time toil agan, not even part-time.

is this some kind of sick joke

>>214249458
the raped

>>214249377
His man delivered him a box of tendies and chocolate milkshake, he'll be incapacitated for a few hours

>>214249451
yeah bit like turning up to a gig wearing the band's merch ennit

>>214249487
I kneel NEET King

>>214249458
the raped

>>214249108
dumb fucking mutt thinks peaky blinders were Irish

The Nigger Act (2026)

Niggers are outlawed.

>>214249497
Wonder what goes through his mind when an immigrant turns up with his Just Eat

Are the teenage mutant ninja turtles sexually active

>>214249498
Uncalled for really

Wish I could fight Morgott over and over again just to watch Melina prance around the throne hall

the kazakh wife

>>214249519
slave labour

The l-tryptophan is kicking in
it's a comfy sleepy feeling like you might get after a big christmas dinner
turkey has lots of tryptophan in it you see
it's also a precursor for serotonin unless im mistaken

brb googling turtle penises

What's this I hear about a mad woman roaming around attacking people with an axe?

>>214249514
Not him but we usually called British isles type pubs here “Irish pubs”
It’s dumb but continental Europeans do the exact same thing before you start on us

>>214249504
you seem more upset about than me. have sex

>>214249524
Would it be possible to have a group of ninja turtles that aren't mutants?

>>214249519
Probably a series of pointing and stuttering "c-crodie" and "baton"

>>214249561
the raped

hun bros...

got a friend who lives in a bin

>>214249556
Skyrim is for the Nords

the rorked

>>214249556
Hey there is a new eire general up for us to talk btw

Not been to a pub in ages

get rorke raped

>>214249561
the rape d

>>214249591
o rite irish r u

>>214249572
they are rank rotten
sadly so are we

watching grimsby vs manchester united on the television

>>214249544
I thought the truth of that whole thing was that turkey does have tryptophan but you'd have to eat an absurd amount for it to have any effect.

>>214249594
pubs aren't real, never were, stay home, stay safe

>>214249561
says the guy who just filtered it

okay so turtles are actually pretty hung for their size

>>214249611
the rape d

The English rose.

>>214249608
sack le board! muh lawell!

>>214249199 (OP)
why do they not do these anymore. britfeel lost its soul

>>214249535
VVVVVVVVGH daughter of the steppe

>>214249645
correct

>>214249655
the ra ped

>>214249646
They're literally just too lazy. They won't even check the archive for them lol
They post the few they have saved in the months they have saved

nth for the baddiedem

>>214249654
the rape d

>>214249533
why do waifu creeps have to infest literally every fanbase

Mental how badly ive mind raped you

lads, might have to filter yanks and leafs

eating orange flavour fruit shoot ice pop it’s well nice

>>214249591
>>214249556
imagine an Irish flag posting in there he will be ravaged by the mutts larping about their

>>214249499
I think NPNW is solid. What is even the point of working, if all you can ever afford is masterbaiting in a shitty one-room and enjoying pirated media, or have other cheap hobbies. NEETbux is sufficient for that as well.

>>214249643
Her gimmick is funny for about ten minutes

>>214249607
Not 100% but close to it so yes I am
>nooo that doesn’t make you Irish you dumb yank in it
Don’t care, don’t listen to someone who did my people so wrongly and rewrites my history like I’m not descendant from a great king or Viking lord or something powerful

>>214249688
the r aped

>>214249646
we all did
all brit generals have declined over the years

alri cmon now lad you know how that go
sort it out now

>>214249625
tmnts would be more like full sized cucumbers i think

>>214249674
we could probably repost them in /brit/
let those fucking nerds find them for us to post

>>214249679
Angelicat. Been 19 for the past 3 years.

>>214249649
the huns were not an empire
they didn’t have a capital or provinces or standing army
atilla just led a huge horde of asiatics into europe and fucked everyone up till a coalition of romans and visigoths stopped them at the catalaunian plains

>>214249709
the r a ped

About 100% of that thread is us having fun and being ironic and that Canadian still got filtered by it lol while larping in a Brit thread
>>214249692

half a glass of cider and I'm anyones

>>214249710
they sort of like chinky turtles though aren't they so pickle sized makes sense

>>214249715
Nah we should just make /brit/ street instead

>>214249701
love a yap lad dont yee

>>214249737
Anyone's but your parent's

>>214249625
>mikey yellow
>raphael orange

>>214249746
there is very little creative energy in this general
maybe we could mobilise the poo seal edit lads to do it for us

might go to the GWR STEAM museum

>>214249683
>miyazaki writes ranni to be the definite waifu character
>"WhY dO cReEpS hAvE tO iNfEsT lItErAlLy eVeRy FaNbAsE"

>>214249775
Yeah I reckon if they can edit the poo seal in they'd do it

>>214249775
>>214249746
we're more wordsmiths rather than visual artists here x

having breakfast for tea like a complete mad man

>>214249722
>till a coalition of romans and visigoths stopped them at the catalaunian plains
what battle was this

>>214249613
quite possibly

>>214249742
what no they're white european turtles surely

>>214249825
battle of the catalaunian plains
mongo

>>214249807
*looks over at our bafta for best gimmick*

>>214249737
Yeah? Got the cronem on speed dial

poo rumbler

>>214249837
oh right
where'd that name come from then

why would a woman place her hot pie on the windowsill if i wasn't supposed to float towards it guided by the smell lines while flapping my hands and eat it

>>214249718
Corrrrrr

>>214249722
Atilla in all purposes saw himself as a figure equal to the Roman Emperors, if not superior, ruled over many tribes and had a line of succession. In all purposes his was a nomadic Empire

It's a crode eat crode world, except crode(1) is actually a katy.

>>214249859
yer maws arse

yet to come across a foreign sausage that is better than the humble Cumberland or Lincolnshire

>>214249863
Why do women do anything

>>214249871
in all purposes you’re a virgin

oh shut up Rick you complete bastard

>>214249863
it’s so her hubby knows which house to come back to lest he get a wee bit lost

on the ghost in the machine x-files episode
the ai is going around killing
very prescient

>>214249873
why were the visigoths and romans teaming up to fight other germanic tribes under attila then

>>214249921
woke innit

>>214249908
*snoozing under a tree with a big belly and crumbs all over my face*
poor guy could be anywhere by now

this is what britain used to be about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb5AtK08gPM

when are they going to make a community night for sensitive young men and women

i believe i'll have a mini pork pie and a yoghurt before brushing my teeth

women literally need arresting
a girl says we are "amazing and unique that's obvious to everyone around us" but also wont date me wtf

>>214249962
Well it were done lad

yes

>>214249977
shut up autismo

>british humor is the best we banter the best!
>ricky gervais is top British comic
Uhh leave it to the experts will ya?

>>214248493
what sorts of nuts?

List of things that make you not white

>eating on trains and other public transport
>owning a VW t-roc
>having poo eyes
>not liking dogs
>astrotrurfing your garden or lawn
>using speaker phone for calls
>not whispering on public transport
>driving what should be walkable distances

Best song of 2024

https://youtu.be/9V_HpS9p4QY?si=5Z_tENGK6YDnxfZX

>>214249997
DEEZ NUTS NIGGAAAHHH

>>214249997
pee

>>214249992
Yeah ricky gervais is brill

>>214249989
fuck up dtfic

uh oh incel melty time

poo

Already had a 4, 5 and 7 and it's only noon

>>214250004
>tfw you will never have a tan through whore wife who puts you in a cock cage and gets railed just to demean you because she’s actually obsessed with you and needs to negg you

It’s over

>>214250004
>Someone mistreated a woman in the past so you should never show her love
Evil

>>214250045
eating mate
im eating

8:30 and the sun is effectively set
autumn doth loometh

>>214250011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wkF58zq6hc

spaino has been on a continuous melty since getting his tripcode banned for posting cp

>>214250079
the r a p e d

>>214250063
It's over

>>214250005
only freaks like dogs

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Church shooter was a tranny confirmed

>>214250054
>mistreated

anyone got the poo seal poo chart image

>>214250098
Done that shutin incel

Went hiking and wild camping I did, vomited and shat my guts up so had to come back. I now know what it's like to be indian for a day.

>>214250099
There's something up with these broads

>Grimsby 2-0 Man U
howling

>>214250098
Simply untrue

>>214250126
the ra ped

>aimee
also
>SHITCHESTER POONITED

>>214250098
in your demented mind maybe

RIP Purple Aki

>>214250124
nice one lad, was it a dodgy meal pack that did you in?

>>214250132
are man u in the championship or something? who the fuck are grimsby?

>>214250098
Alri Okeoke lad?

US Markets close in 30 MINUTES
Q2 Nvidia earnings immediately after

BUY OR SELL?
I am fucking BRICKING IT
Got thousands on the line here lads.

>>214250124
not supposed to drink stream water you fool

>>214250132
I GOTTA FEELING
(OOOH OOOH)
THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT

cute neighbour girl is smoking weed in the back garden next door and I can smell it from my bedroom

>>214250152
>what is the league cup

>>214250164
sell sell sell

Dogs are such a reddit animal

i were born in grimsby

how soon is too soon to bring up the Russian right to its historic territories with the gf?

>>214250110
Yes

>>214250182
call the police

Cats are super intelligent like me

>>214250191
and what is a 4chan animal?

jars currently open and half consumed in my fridge:
>pesto
>chipotle
>guacamole
>harissa
>arrabiatta
>english mustard
>fresh mustard
>salsa

>>214250164
SOY SOY SOY!

>>214250182
ask who her plug is

>>214250219
make a mystery stew

>>214250164
if youre not certain about what youre doing DO NOT BUY

>>214250217
pet n word

>>214250182
new pie on the windowsill have at it

>>214250149
Either dodgy pub lunch or something from a stream, maybe another pathogen because it was humid and I had to hold onto a bunch of rocks and trees because the route was technical

>>214250099
bad man always wins

>>214250240
the r a p é d

>>214250099
those eyes are far too close together

ACCRINGTON STANLEY? WHO ARE DEY?

>>214250303
Never you mind, little boy :)

>>214250170
>>214250170
Had it filtered, not like it's the ganges. You can drink from most without filtering, not that I do of course. Something got me, it happens. Bitten all over my midges and mosquito though.

>>214250250
need it filled with new builds full of bomalians immediately

>>214250240
age of consent laws were introduced because (((capitalists))) would rape factory workers

does anyone actually like hp stinky disgusting shit

>>214250067
Russian garbage

>>214250329
Rorke's dream

im raping my own arse

What British gamers thought about the Nintendo GameCube and its price just prior to the UK launch in early 2002.

(Source: Nintendo Official Magazine UK, May 2002 issue)

do you reckon i should quit watching porn

>>214250303
exactly

>>214250366
Don't leave it to chance

>>214250361
Page 2.

l will never ever work again in my life. I'm going to claim as much fucking benefits as I can. Don't you understand that? Yeah, I'm not fucking working. Why should I fucking work? I'm not a slave. I'm a king of Seaside Mark. I am a king. I'm not fucking working. Fuck working mate, fuck that.

I get free dental treatment, free fucking opticians. Everything's on for free. The glasses are free, the dental care is free. I'm not going to work again in my life. You know that? I'm not going to work again. Because I don't want to. I do not want a job. Why should I work? Fuck that. No mate, I'm not working ever again in my life.

l'm actually retired, I'm on the South Coast man I'm retired, I'm enjoying my retirement. Everything's on for free, and I love it. I don't need to work ever again in my life, and I love it. No job for me my lad. I have my music, my GoPro, my iPhone 13. I can wake up in the morning and not think about going to work. It's nice.

>>214250361
why do they speak like primary school kids?

struggling to understand why the hatchet and knife are blurred out

>>214250335
maybe you should buy. seems like a safe bet. use your best judgement

i bought a little of it

>>214250361
sovl

>>214250250
Very beautiful

Nvidia can be anything from $171-$193 tomorrow

Terrifying stuff

>>214249797
not really, you're just projecting and coping because you're completely pornbrained and animebrained

>>214249199 (OP)
Bbn

>>214250403
the
r
a
p
e
d

>>214250384
>Rohou
Um

>>214250384
>the ‘Cube

gave £17 to the steamjew for dlc for yank truck simulator

>>214250361
>>214250384
>teddy bekehy
>jon quach & satomi kaba
>alex maciera
>david hedges
>nathan edwards
>jason simpson
>jamie parmar
>rohou um
>"british"

>>214250399
got to be blurred because you cant incite the populace with the modern-day boudica
hotels would be stormed around the country

Wanking to cartoon images

>>214250384
>Rohou Um

What mischief are we up to then lads?

>>214250045
mad how this is the greatest extent of bristols impact on the world

>>214250436
give it a rest rorke

>>214250394
waiting for that one weren't you

All right love, stand right here in front of Satan's bollocks. Yes perfect.

>>214250384
Crazy how half of these will soon be being deported

>>214250426
That was a common nickname for the console at the time. The 2nd biggest Nintendo magazine in the UK in the early 2000s, the unofficial one, was simply called "Cube".

How do we defeat the globohomo kikes?

>>214250366
Yes
Reckon porn was making me miserable. Couldn't look anyone in the eye knowing that I wanked to some gash things the night before

>>214250465
howling

>>214250465
Satan is red with horns tho

>>214250458
having a wee sit down lad

>>214250459
Wasnt Bristol very important to the Empire and founding of new world colonies

I've been mad for fucking years

>>214250489
that's what (((they))) want you to think

>>214250361
>>214250384
Well then lads, what are we thinking? #CubeIN or #CubeOUT?

>>214250485
the
ra
ped

>>214250508
Crazy

>>214250481
colour me told i was only wee

>>214250361
satomi a qt

having a sit down wee lad

>>214250361
COOOORRRRR i'd love to give that satomi kaba a proper good rogering

omds no way

Stick me in a retirement home and I'm yours! :)

>>214250250
English countryside is so fucking nice man
FUCK
All larps aside I’m not even a le epic trad white guy or maybe not even a % English but some white part of me longs for some green hills

>>214250458
staying at a hotel and removed several do not disturb signs so they WILL get an awakening by an ethnic housekeeper tomorrow

>>214250516
easily filtered btw

Having a laugh

>>214250461
I was, yeah

>>214250483
with globohetero chads

Loved how Nintendo games magazines back in the day referred to Shigeru Miyamoto as "Shigsy"

>>214250498
no

>>214250554
should have a look through the history of that page to see if it's been changed at any point

>>214250500
Gosh (please be a woman)

>>214250384
>>214250361
you dont see faces like these anymore
all homogenised zoomer freaks around nowadays

>>214250572
the molested

>>214250580
you're welcome

>>214250576
Everything's a joke to you, isn't it? Well let me tell you something, funnyboy. I saw clowns like you get their head blown off in Vietnam. They weren't laughing then.

>>214250554
Man calls himself "sargon of akkad" and you're laughing at his height?

>>214250207
no im not a grass and they dont care

>>214250225
i dont want weed. if i did id probably buy it online.

Carl of Swindon

>>214250623
actually having to exert energy and use your brain now? try not to hurt yourself

Stefan

A fat swarthy lady pushed in front of me getting on the bus today and I had racist thoughts

>>214250589
And Nintendo was always "Ninty" or "The Big N". Good times.

Jaykae is peak Brit rap

https://youtu.be/9V_HpS9p4QY?si=5Z_tENGK6YDnxfZX

Wondering if I am shadowbanned or if I am just making really shit observations and posts that deserve no (You)s

>>214250673
the molested

>>214250615
won't find a penis there

>>214250099
Bitch look like a Mii

>>214250690
Yeah mate "Ninty" and all that were great
I wish I could go back

>>214250688
the absolute pushiest are the 4'5 elderly chinese ladies

my mum absolutely roasted me once because i texted some porno ads from the back of a ps2 mag
and she wonders why im an incel

Hate exercising. HATE it.

>>214250699
*shags your arse*

>>214250693
uh the link aint the same as the picture lad

I don't know I was really drunk at the time

>>214250124
>>214250250
Good lad, went up Dartmoor myself but managed to avoid shitting myself

>>214250098
this
dog worship is a symptom of a dying society

>>214250384
What the FUCK was his problem?

>>214250756
And you have to keep doing it forever and ever until you die haha. May as well not bother x

>>214250699
Which posts are yours mate? x

>>214250800
Vghhhhh

>>214250803
I reckon Andy has regretted his words ever since. He is now an alcoholic living on the streets after Nintendo sued his bitch ass

screaming
just remembered that lad who donated thousands of pounds to Count Dankula’s legal defence fund

>>214250803
Bet he's a project manager or in some other dickhead job now

>>214250770
https://youtu.be/pVIfula12D4?si=eudHRZgeNN42_8Bm

>>214250823
Look I don't want to invite charity and make it all superficial but I thought I made some great observations, yet they haven't received a single reply! Just wondering if my observations aren't as good as I first believed x

>>214250889
>>214250889
>>214250889

>>214250838
paedophisles

>>214250838
KEK
Humour back then was BASED!

>>214250877
>poo

>>214250849
rachel THIEVES

>>214250867
top lad

>>214250867
actual choon tbf nice one