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>>214258121 (OP)
FIRST

mexicans are based

how do i cope with being brown

The shooter who shot up that catholic school

>>214258162
didn't ask

>>214258162
all mexicans should collectively beat this person to near death

I’m trad now. I’m /pol/ trad. I’m Catholic. I’m a Catholic conservative man.

it must be hell to be a woman trapped in a man's body

I legit don't want to live any more I just hate my life. I am scared of suicide though

>>214258162
xhe’s beautiful

I'm the shooter from half court #swish #and1

>>214258162
Looks like the giant from twin peaks

>>214258162
>a neo-nazi troon
Truly the quintessential /pol/faggot. Matches my mental image of all chuds.

>>214258162
what's her name?

>>214258177
You should be Orthodox

the catholic school I went didn't have real skirts and they were skorts so all the upskirts I managed to peek a glance at looked the same V_V

james bond is outdated because no one believes a spy for an intelligence agency can be heroic anymore.

>>214258236
Actually a good point. People hate the government now, even normies. They can't even do war movies now, people just hate on imperialism and wasted tax dollars. When they try to do an anti-war movie like Civil War they just suck off journalists, which people also hate. Everything is terrible.

>>214258236
you know oo's not outdated, my son? Moichael Facking Caine and you had best believe it!

>>214258262
Top Gun Maverick was straight-up military propaganda and it did $1.5 Billion.

>>214258225
Robin Westman

>>214258262
>It's not rocket appliance

>>214258282
my cocaine

The worst Mad Max movie is Furiosa, which is a pile of steaming crap, but the second worst is Mad Max 2 because it's just not epic enough. It's too confined. Even though Lord Humongous is a great character.

>>214258284
It was released during peak jookraine fever tho

I meant a steaming pile of crap. I must come off as a real cousin Balki to you guys sometimes

I am gonna be homeless soon because I don't want to spend money on therapy and they said they are gonna move to a smaller apt and leave me to the streets

I thought Furiosa was great.

>>214258302
JROC BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GDWJSflmIk

Mommy folded my laundry and now I can go sleepy mode(8:30pm)

Gonna play WORLD OF WARCRAFT when I wake up.

>>214258338
Spending money on therapy would not make you un-homeless.

>>214258343
It was quite well done. Not as good as Fury Road but still decent. Hemsworth was not cast well though, he hammed it up too much and I couldn't take him seriously as a villain.

>>214258121 (OP)
i look like that

electric scooter are pretty sweet
I wish they were around when I was like 15

i wish my snacks would come today

>>214258343
I thought I was watching a theater play and not an action movie at times, and the delivery of the wordy script had that artificial and fortright that you see on the stage where Fury Road was entirely naturalistic

big ups to canada

>>214258336
more like unc.com

>>214258358
My insruance won't cover any of it and I also need to get my wisdom teeth removed they won't let me not go to sleep for it so I need 1600 bucks

*fortright manner
also, Mad Max 3 had Angry Anderson, the hardest rocking Australian who was never a member of acka-dacka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTXvcF93qk0

>>214258371
We suffer what we must, shortanon

>Tune in to watch the US Open
>Tennis
>All the up and coming tennis players are Hispanics
kek why are non-Hispanics so dysgenic and unathletic

>fortright manner
Did I do that?

>>214258162
>trannies are overrepresented among mass shooters
>jason is a tranny
>jason gets upset if you make negative posts about trannies
>jason has posted tranny porn on kc

AIPAC Shakur

>>214258344
I love this show so much

>>214258441
A$AP Shakur

>>214258449
Me too, but I never watched the movies. Can a fan key me in on which are worthwhile?

>i am forced to get therapy
>Forced to get wisdom teeth removed
>It will cost me a total of 2100 bucks

Btw I have to get anesthesia they won't let me even though I begged the dentist I do not care anymore

>>214258488
all you ever do is whinge and complain. it’s getting on my nerves

>>214258488
umm..nobody cares BITCH

>>214258497
I have nothing to be thankful for

>>214258284
Tom Cruise did the heavy lifting there. Let's keep it a stack.
>>214258488
"Greatest country in the world" btw.

>>214258441
You watching the Ritchie Torres interview big guy?

If I was a furry, I think I would be a penguin. Do bird furries have a different name? I am penguin.

Do any of you guys also have totally bullshit jobs? I get to the office 15-20 minutes late every day. I open up Geoguessr and play for a few hours in full view of anyone walking by, and I’m right next to the main stairwell everyone walks through. I’ll go to the bathroom and play games on my phone or post on 4chan for 20 minutes 3-4 times a day.
At the end of each week I have to log my hours in whichever projects I worked on. I’ve been putting 9 hours a day, 5 days a week on a project that competed 2 months ago for the past month and a half.
I know I’m not the only one doing this either, most of the my coworkers are on their phones or chatting with each other about their weekend plans for the majority of the day.

I wish I could say this was comfy but it’s somehow extremely draining to do nothing but scroll and play browser games all day. I have zero motivation to advance my career or do anything with my life.

>>214258479
I think the first two are good.

Stop saying the shooter was Trans you assholes. There's no evidence of that and you're hurting people that never did anything to you.

drank a pop and now i have the zoomies

>>214258528
I’m gonna watch it later this evening.

what does it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick

>>214258545
i’m a janitor, i spend most of my time at work in the supply closet reading or shitposting. yeah it’s not as fun as it sounds and when there is something to do it’s usually something humiliating

>>214258561
I think The Diceman would laugh at that joke

>>214258578
>and when there is something to do it’s usually something humiliating
Yup, that’s pretty much how it is for me too, only replace “humiliating” with some extremely tedious waste of time task that no one else in the office wants to bother doing.

>>214258597
LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET

>>214258560
Adam is cooking fr fr
Dems are cooked

LA JUST MISSED A FIREBALL
LA IS IN FLAMES IT'S GETTING HOT
KANYE WEST IS LONG AND GONE
LIFE ON MARS AIN'T JUST A SONG

Bought kombucha.

my only hobby now is scrolling

>>214258612
Adam is the most important public intellectual of our time.

Some of you need to go to Everest college or something and get yourself educated goddamn

I like ice cream truck music / circus music

>>214258643
https://youtu.be/qoX6AKuYWL8?si=HG51vaMQF-P_lmcC

>>214258641
I don’t need educated. I need get ejaculated inside my body from a penis.

come in ye black and trans

>>214258651
It'll go well with my Finn and Rose action figures from the new Star Wars kinos.

>>214258637
He is getting better and better. Love to see it.

the jews have uniroincally won

>>214258661
https://youtu.be/MPuAOF3TiLk?si=w_3R56W46VM7KLIF

>>214258653
it's so rare to see a post consisting of just a youtube link that's funny

>>214258121 (OP)
why are we grouped together? I feel like we don't have much in common besides the continent

>>214258676
Not if Israel becomes a pariah state

>>214258671
He’s good at the interview show. But still miss my Nick Mullen funnies.

>>214258689
doesn't matter, their colony (you goylems) are way too strong already

>>214258633
Don’t feel (that) bad. For women under 25 scrolling has been accepted and normalized as a legitimate hobby. They see nothing wrong with staring at their phones all day, swiping through TikTok and instagram and Amazon and whatever else.
The fact that you recognize it’s probably not a good thing to spend so much time scrolling means there’s still hope for you.

>>214258684
TELL TO ME, TAM-LIN SHE SAID
HOW CAME YOU HERE TO DWELL
THE QUEEN OF FAIRIES CAUGHT ME
WHEN FROM MY HORSE I FELLL!

>>214258686
cum funny

>scrolling is a legitimate hobby

get the fuck outta here

>>214258172
Redditjeet I asked

>>214258686
>>214214195

who's redditjeet?

>>214258686
Our cultures are very similar whether you like it or not

>>214258718
You.

>>214258701
I thought this song was about a Chinese person before learning its Scottish
Tam Lin sounds Chinese!

>>214258718
You

>>214258697
I only use this site and youtube, and I go through periods where I basically don't use the internet at all. I'm at a low point now
I guess I just have an addictive personality. I go through month long binges where I feel like a fucking zombie

Please explain to me all of the /cum/ namefags you retards won’t stop being unfunny about. Include a dossier on each of them and a photocopy of their penises.

>>214258758
lurk more

>>214258758
here are the faces of /cum/

>>214258691
Yeah of course, wish he would have stayed.
But they will never take the archives from me.

>>214258743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsMm0wxpaRc
I've always thought this song I'm posting was about hippies dropping acid, and I think I may be right!

>>214258778
the guy in bottom right is pretty cool and good to talk to

>>214258709
I’m not trolling unfortunately.
I just stayed over at my friend’s apartment where he lives with his girlfriend. Him and I and another friend of his all played a board game while his girlfriend sat in a chair for 4 hours straight doing nothing but looking at her phone.
I’ve been on dates with girls from Tinder and Hinge who do the exact same thing. You might think “well she’s probably not into you if she’s doing that”, but the truth is they literally don’t even understand it’s rude. These are girls in their early 20s, they’ve all spent the past 10 years of more clutching an iPhone. They don’t know anything other than scrolling.

>>214258758
Jason: neet, incel, chud, bisexual, homeschooled, frequent denier of things considered to be facts (Holocaust, dinosaurs, etc)

Goshcel: pedo Mexican that spams catbox links and Twitter screenshots and makes shitty editions with no edition

Schizojeet: jeet living in Canada that's driven himself crazy by taking to much LSD

Brian: gay Satanist

Spinster: Confirmed female, has BPD

Feeling hot, sweaty, sexy, and sassy.

>>214258799
are schitzojeet and redditjeet different?

>>214258778
I want to lift with top right

>>214258778
who's lower middle
i don't know any except for jason but he looks schizo

>>214258799
the holocaust and dinosaurs are the fakest shit ever you colored cretin

>>214258799
>Spinster: Confirmed female
Yeah I fucked her

>>214258805
I'm not sure actually, that's why I didn't list him

>>214258805
Yes redditjeet is the Canadian who posts in lower case, obsessed with destiny, and constantly uses the words seeth and chud, and is possibly a trans

>>214258799
Is Jason the one that denies HIV/AIDS?

For me? It's mid foid.

>>214258799
what about me

>>214258822
No thats Brian

>>214258823
even as a millennial I must admit that that is in fact mid

>>214258779
Of course. I should probably download all of them just so I’ll always have a backup.

>>214258807
section 8 anon

>>214258778
Urkel is the only successful /cum/ graduate

>>214258823
is she a /cum/ster

>>214258824
who are you

Section 8 housing poster MOGS

Even just texting with girls gets me so aroused that I get a bit of precum
And when I go to pee my pee is like heavy from mixing with all the precum

>>214258778
Is the top middle Terrone?

I thought section 8 housing anon was spinny because she posted from the trailer

>>214258823
Ever so slightly on the favourable side of mid.

>>214258860
they fucked

>>214258852
I like it when girls text me too

>>214258860
Spinster doesn't live a trailer, she lives in a big house on a large woodland property

>>214258845
More like /cum/dumpster.

>>214258832
Do it!
Blessed be the archiver guy.

https://archive.org/details/toxictethers-cum-town-archive

https://archive.org/details/cum-town

>>214258851
this nigga HAS stabbed someone and doesn't remember it

>>214258868
She literally posted a selfie from a trailer bro

>>214258778
they mog me

>>214258875
She has never posted a selfie

>>214258879
She's posted 1 selfie and 1 other pic of herself

Out and about in the 'couv right now.

I am not section 8 but broke as fuck I finally got my paycheck so now it's 5889 dollars

>>214258823
I mean she's not ugly

>>214258162
does she have an onlyfans

>>214258857
no that’s the casino guy. images of terrone are plentiful but he’s not in that collage

i'm the highest in the room

>>214258871
Thanks for this man. I should have known somebody had already done the hard work.

>>214258886
No, she didn't. I've seen the Frankenstein assembly of pictures of her, there is no selfie.
She lives in a house.

>>214258778
This looks like a compilation of killers from craigslist

Adam really bares his heart in the most recent AFS

>>214258208
LOL

>>214258903
This is it
>>214258890

Now shut up

i remember when a 24 of james ready was $24

>>214258890
is that really her?

section 8 has bigger titties than spinster

why do i keep getting accused of being redditjeey

Don't ask too many questions that is my one suggestion

>>214258778
For those who don't know:
Top left: Ale, transsexual Mexican
Top middle: boomer Mexican that posts pictures of his wife's pussy and asshole, creep
Top right: Urkel, he's black
Bottom left: Jason
Bottom middle: Montanon
Bottom right: Terry

>>214258919
Because you type like him and it's obvious
Start using caps and remove destiny, chud and seethe from your vocabulary

need my bitch's pussy to be cavernous and salami cold

Adam Friedland Show (formerly Cumtown) radicalized me into a democratic socialist,

>>214258890
Yo yo.

>>214258890
>>214258912
That's not her kek

>>214258938
You seem pretty hellbent on this damage control, regardless you wont change anyone's mind. Spinster living in a trailer is cooked into the lore now for good

>>214258886
>>214258875
post it

>>214258916
No

>>214258943
She talks about her house all the time, she has a garden and huge woods, she is obviously rich, that's why she can exist without a job.

>>214258902
You're welcome cumfren.

>>214258957
Yeah women don't lie on the internet, totally unheard of, yep.
Don't worry anon she'll fuck you one of these days I'm sure

>>214258935
You always were, he helped you realize it, commie.

>>214258965
This isn't me simping, this is me being right and you being wrong

DUDE

destiny is going to prison

>adam friedland
Grim

>>214258162
>>214258208
kek

me and spinster fucked outside of an applebees

>>214258890
@grok cross reference these images

>>214258865
Stop lying girls don't text you
There is no need to lie about this here you are in a safe space

>>214258972
Tell me who I am do I provoke with my tone of innocence?

>>214258982
this is a cute man

>>214258982
This is her

Fat Canadian dude also posted his face a couple times

>>214259002
He's not a personality though

>>214258970
It is a glorious day, comrade!

>>214258973
yeah, but only so he can get his butt stuffed with BBC

>reconnect with my old man
>he texts me random boomer meme shit every evening

>>214258973
I feel bad for his son

>>214259004
He's one of the regular Canadian posters. Pretty sure the one who used to always post his coffee with cat hairs in it is from Vancouver. Could be the same one

Dogberg wants pets

Anybody doing anything fun over the long weekend?

>>214258982

That's not her kek

momberg won't stop talking about this lady on facebook who owes her money
I've never seen her like this

i am a liberal i hate commies and socialists

>>214259018
Yes it is

>>214259004
Yes he is. It's the same guy who posts screenshots of tinder girls. I know because one time he didn't cut his pic out and he was fat

destiny takes money from israel hes been to israel to coach the kike soldiers on how to not pose with pictures of dead womens underwear so people dont hate them
the US just let israels ai guy alexandrovich go back to israel after he was charged with felony luring a minor for sex acts with a computer
destiny won't see a day in jail because his jew money will pull through

>>214259017
Nope

Spinster gave me a sloppy bj after I bought her dinner at TGI Friday’s.

>>214259014
yeah destiny haters are fucking weird

>>214259021
Momberg was a mobster in her past

Destiny is addicted to the cuckold lifestyle now.

spinny's simps are more annoying than brownrrone

>>214259042
?

>>214259048
He probably sucked his dick.

>>214259042
Redditjeet

im gonna sleepmaxx so i can restmaxx in order to be able to workmaxx for shekelberg
i feel my goodboy points maxxing out

>>214259042
You are brown.

>>214259054
they spam him with his dad sucking cock

>>214259048
Idk who they are, but the woman kinda sexo

I’m big chungus gay retard chinese

Dinner is leftover lasagna with peas and roasted broccoli and carrots

i'm liftmaxxing and getting armsmaxxed

bitches love big arms

>>214259078
It should be my bussy

who is this redditjeet and why do you keep mentioning him

>>214259077
that is an incredible post but then again I'm peaking on 2CB again

watching corrado soprano FIRST with nick fuentes

>>214259057
I love you

>>214259086
bitches love big dicks
I have an 8.5" dick with good girth
There's no gym for your dick!

>>214259092
>2CB
What's that

drugs dude

>>214259086
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE but my arms aren't growing wahhhh

I have an average/slightly below average size dick but it's the only dick my gf has ever seen in person so it's alright

>>214259037
Change that

Slovenia is not a serious country

im nothingmaxxing bros

stupid git

>>214258780
That's a great song too
I'd say the holy trinity of English folk revival bands are Pentangle, Fairport Convention, and Steeleye Span
https://youtu.be/Kp8pv3NsJoE?si=0K1HebxYaUOey5Px

>>214259102
it's sort of like ecstasy, but even better! weee!

>>214259066
yeah thats terrible...

>>214259114
I fucked her.

slovenia is cute and i like it a lot

the holy trinity of colored folks:
lawry's seasoned soap, shattered shins from dracos, and synth

>>214259124
my all time favs Wishbone Ash despite being hard rock were very adept at crafting folk ballads with lyrics in early modern English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMn19ntxGc

cant believe i did that. i must be evil. but i don't feel evil

Slovenia is the best Balkan country.

>>214259126
That’s cool. I wish I had some drugs. All I have is weed and beer.

i have a massive behemoth 6.5 inch bwc

>>214259132
terribly funny, yes.

>>214259156
Best to live in, yes

not a fan of america becoming communist

>>214259165
don’t worry nothing ever happens

>>214259165
not a fan of canada having indian rapists, death to all of these invaders and mark jewry

>>214259165
>communist
Actually we're becoming techno-feudalist

>>214259157
Sometimes I have dreams were i'm doing coke

>>214259163
It has the Alps and beaches at the Adriaric sea. It's like heaven on earth.

>>214259175
its too late the US already own parts of intel

I look like the hyenas from the lion king

>>214259197
Sometimes I have dreams were i'm doing your mom

if it weren’t for cutegirlberg i would dread going into the toilplex every day

thing is, this high doesn't even make me libidinous, instead it makes me want to adore female beauty in a sighing romantic way

not a fan, honestly

>>214259114
>the only dick my gf has ever seen in person
perhaps she was lying when she told you that

I’m a straight guy who’s recently started dating a trans woman, and things are getting serious. This will be my first time having sex with a trans partner, and I want to go into it with respect and without being clueless.

I’m not asking for porn-style answers — I want genuine advice from people who’ve been in this situation (whether you’re trans yourself or have dated someone who is). • What should I expect the first time? • Are there things I should do (or avoid) to make sure she feels comfortable and respected? • How can I get over the nerves of not knowing “what to do”?

Basically, how do I show up in a way that makes it a good experience for both of us?

>>214259114
I have an average/slightly above average dick but its the only one I have and i make it work

>>214259240
We all know you copied this from reddit

>>214259240
caress the balls and twist

>>214259197
Same but crack

>>214259114
>but it's the only dick my gf has ever seen
X to Doubt.

I love mental patients

I need a white man to shoot me.

>>214259257
I wish we had crack here

Haven't been on outside /int/ in literal months

>>214259197
I have never had dreams about drinking or doing drugs even though I have been high pretty much every single day of my adult life

>>214258983
i have a gf tho...

I would like to try psychedelics but I am too much of a good boy to do illegal shit. They should legalize it.

>>214259274
pysch ward grippy sock footjob

Trans people are the real victim, chud.

>>214259285
>I have been high pretty much every single day of my adult life
yeah its when you stop, you probably dont even have dreams if you smoke everyday

i'm getting stockholm syndrome by spending all day around blackpeepoo.

>>214259306
No.

I wish I had a gf. Maybe then I'd stop being such a loser

>>214259291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xagZWGEtI2A
this song is a pretty good approximation of what being on psychedelics is like. You'd think it'd be the Dead, but nah, they just aped Bo Diddley and noodled on the geetar.

>>214259323
You have to stop being a loser to get a gf. It's a scam

>>214259323
you're putting the cart in front of the horse

>>214259291
psychedelia.io

Just buy bitcoin. Transfer it to a random wallet. Then one more wallet.

Get your DMT, LSD, Penis envy shrooms or Mescaline shipped to you by CP (Canada Post)

I have bought anything off these guys since 2022.

>>214259309
I have macabre horror dreams. I'm gonna write the first real horror opus in the Slovenian language and I'm going to entitle it 'Šest grozljivk' which translates to 'Six horror stories'.

>>214259328
but I can talk to girls jsut fine at bars. It jsut goes nowhere after that, or they say theyre already with someone(mind you, I never even popped the question)

>>214259324
I appreciate your Argusposting, Slovenianon.

>>214259306
>ignore 30000 black shootings
>one "white" person shoots a school
>nonstop coverage
>hate white people you damn chuds!
>trannies do the same thing 30 times in a row for 4 years
>PLEASE don't hate trannies, sir.

dinner

>>214259291
Hawaiian woodrose seeds are legal in most countries. They contain a drug similar to LSD.

>>214259339
What the fuck are "penis envy shrooms"

>>214259357
I officially denounce being antisemitic after reading this retarded nonsense
Retards like you were never supposed to find out about Jews

IF OOOOOOUUUUUUUUR LOOOOOOOVE IS TRAGEDY, WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY

IF OUUUUUUUUUUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY

jesus christ mayne, they should make it illegal to be this high

skibididdy

>>214259366
they're a variety of psilocybin mushrooms, like how granny smith are a variety of apple

>>214259352
Girls at bars are after drug dealers, criminals and chads.

Girls that go to bars have no fathers.
I'm 25 and I know this because I've studied this for 4 years going to bars everyday after work at one point.

I've also seen a massive bar fight in 2023 that changed my life. I see 20 people fighting because some guy talked to some girl. I've seen like at least like 5 people with bloody noses. Me and my friend didn't get scratched. Also he's like 19 years older than me

corrado soprano FIRST.

>>214259359
decent

>>214259352
girls are always either with someone or have someone in mind

>>214259359
mogs jasonslop

>>214259359
Why do thirdies put their sauce in plastic bags?

>>214259359
whats the red stuff?

>>214259366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRArM5Ev4EE

>>214259359
I'd eat it

>>214259415
At the same time. Not "or" but "and".

>>214259356
For 20 years I have not been able to escape the lure of this album. I own it on vinyl. My dad, my maternal uncle and his best friend used to get together and played this album in the 1980s. However, I discovered it indepently and the vinyl was a gift from my friends. Maybe it's perverse for a blues-based album to be this thoroughly British, really.

>>214259424
looks like pickled onions

im gonna eat some peppermint paddies then drink a breakfast essential

>>214259429
or is not exclusive in english

>>214259429
that's true too

>>214259446
Your mom's not exclusive in /cum/.

>>214259464
>>214259464
>>214259464

>>214259446
but it doesn't stress on the concurrency of the events as "and" does

>>214259420
Leave him alone, idiot

*and play
also, the bonus live recordings included with the CD I first first bought entitled Live from Memphis are the Ash at their absolute awesome peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7Ijg1Y2_Q