Thread 214258470

>>214258470 (OP)
RIP aki

>>214258470 (OP)
who the fuck is that

english roses are seething at man united.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc--xHlBSc0

>>214258470 (OP)
put bbc on both screens and that would be me

Paul Gadd

things sure are looking up
might go on a cheeky walk

>>214258484
bonnie blue? more like bonnie red

16 therefore the Lord God saith these things, Lo! I shall stretch forth mine hand on Palestines, and I shall slay [the] slayers, and I shall lose the remnants of the sea coast; and I shall make great vengeances in them, and I shall reprove in strong vengeance; and they shall know, that I am the Lord, when I shall give my vengeance on them. (and I shall bring great vengeance upon them, and I shall rebuke them with strong vengeance; and they shall know, that I am the Lord, when I shall take my vengeance upon them.)

>>214258484
looks a bit like that reviewbrah bloke

Grimsby town bros, we done it

All the polface/soy face memes are so soulless and only newfags use them. Pepe, spurdo and Wojack are so much better

Mahtin facking Newull, innit

should try the dopamine you get from getting your bum shagged

>>214258505
>>214258510
this girl doesn't do onlyfans or porn, she's too ugly. She is a pure footy fiend though. More of a tomboy desu

https://x.com/alicetalksfooty

kill kill kill kill kill the poor

the scottish knife girl was so obviously a hope not hate government psyop to demonise patriotic people who have started to stand up

go to /cum/ the lot of you

>>214258533
bizarre post

will there be riots in Newcastle when Isak goes to liverpool? I heard Geordies don't take too kindly to betrayal

>>214258533
well it’s only enraged people more so if it was they’ve made a right cunt of it

WhatsApp

>>214258533
>>214258554
it;s going to be funny when she pops out in a few years with a BBC boyfriend

>>214258484
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

I dream of asking a girl 'You wanna get high and watch Get Carter?'

>>214258530
okay but i never accused her of doing porn, i just said she looks a bit like reviewbrah

Just witnessed some trolling outside of /b/.

>>214258575
6 to 7 poc per white person

yeah you idiot itll be hilarious

KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEd4PPBBdHc

>>214258590
Don't respond to the cuckold. He's subhuman and doesn't deserve any acknowledgment.

>>214256327
why did you leave the last thread at 289??

@ 214258590
@ 214258601
seething because you know it's inevitable, women dont care for race. They will fuck anything they find attractive and a BBC will stretch her out in the future. Nothing you can about it. She already watches soccer so she sees black men run and dominating

ah american posting hours i see

>>214258628
>women
who cares?

>>214258628
What would your parents think if they knew you were posting pseudo-homosexual essays about black men on a highly controversial message board on a weekday evening?

correct me if i'm wrong, but it's always pakistani that is in this kind of news in the uk, right?? not indians or other muslims, just pakis. is it just simply bc there're plenty of them in the uk or something wrong with them?

>>214258649
>something wrong with them?

>>214258649
that didn't happen in the uk you mong

>>214258649
Nah, wrong. Africans and Pajeets do this sort of thing too.

>>214258649
Yh most Muslims in the UK are Pakistani
Theres Bangladeshis too but they're very chill and generally nice to be around
We have very few Arabs

>>214258655
wtaf is wrong with them?? i can't imagine algerians or moroccans doing the same in france. it's def not about islam but pakistan

>>214258628
they find white men more attractive. enjoy your left overs

>>214258533
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756342504782608.mp4

deary me

I am entering my Balding Twink era

I hate Brian cox. Uppity little runt posturing as a down to earth quirky sweet heart

>>214258677
>Theres Bangladeshis too but they're very chill and generally nice to be around
They're fucking retards mate

>>214258704
I like him

>>214258669
>pajeets
what about the muslims from other regions, like middle east, north africa or southeast asia?

>>214258719
Yup, them too.

>>214258532
<3

>>214258677
>We have very few Arabs
i didn't know abou that. where are they?? france and germany??

mods only deleted my the raped posts but none of the rest of them lmfao

>>214258698
how can anyone identify so strongly with a stupid video game avatar

>>214258677
>Theres Bangladeshis too but they're very chill and generally nice to be around
Wrong. This is an insane viewpoint.
None of these people belong in England.

>>214258640
um

>>214258751
get f*cked

sorry gingerpedo i know it hurts your feelings to be reminded

>>214258753
not right in the head, are they?

>>214258726
nah southeast asians are chill no matter what religion they believe in T.T

>>214258677
smelly paki hands typed this post

>>214258772
SEA are gonna shit up Japan like you are doing right now

>>214258772
Wrong.

“chill” in the sense they’re not actively murdering people

>>214258771
i guess it's what lead them to being trans in the first place. their own sense of self is absent and they watched too much porn and ended up identifying as a woman or a dog or whathaveyou

>government wants to crack down on companies claiming potentially excessive R&D tax relief
alri
>they will do so by establishing a massive Expert Advisory Panel for R&D Tax Relief full of academics and top experts from many fields paid consulting rates to give advice on tens of thousands of tax relief claims every year

shall be submitting a FOI request on the cost of this panel and comparing to the supposed tax gains

>>214258677
All biomass which must be incinerated and used to heat the pensioners homes

>>214258789
nah they're way better than pakistanis

>>214258796
ever heard of cold blooded murder?

In bed. Farting.

I want to huff her braps.

poor lad is fucked

>>214258895
hot

for the dreams that came
to you when you were so young
told of a life where spring is sprung

>>214258895
why? they seem like a cute couple

Mousey will be making an appearance shortly

>>214258895
whitecels give such huge egos to the most mid looking women

Britain is for the British. Niggers and Arabs and Irishmen are not British

>>214258963
Thank fuck I've been worried sick about him

>>214258808
just checked the numbers
HMRC claim up to £134 million of R&D tax relief was due to error or fraud
that's across 84,300 claims in a year

so if HMRC spend more than £1600 per expert pandl review of a claim, it will be a net loss

>>214258946
i've seen the original vid and that yt dude was in the comment and said they just met and they're not dating

Love the smell of my bo

>>214258946
she's clearly mentally unstable

reading a book

Niggers and Arabs and Irishmen for the British.

Right well that's half of the can of beer drunken
One and a half more and then it's the big sugary snack

>>214258981
They're not going to audit 84k claims are they
You know what wastes govt money and resources
FOI

>>214258988
she wrote that comment from his phone after fucking him to death

>>214259024
Ann Widdecombe is a strong candidate for the most repulsive woman to have ever existed in human history.

Caught a Pokemon.

>>214259024
Isn't Anne Widdicombe a virgin
Would love to deflower her dry pussard

>the world's 25 oldest people are all women
mad that
why do men die all the time and shit

>>214259031
hs?

saw this in the cinema

>>214258994
a little quirky sure but nothing major

>>214259047
What?

>>214259049
'

>>214259049
kek same and I don't remember the story whatsoever besides the boy storing his farts in a box

>>214259058
HOW SO you virgin

>>214259046
XX is more stable than XY or some shit

>>214259049
>Emma Watson never starred in a fart related film
feels bad man.jpg

>The world's oldest woman (British) turned 116 last week
>Both of her daughters pre-deceased her
>She lived in an extension of the house of her 2nd daughter until SHE died at the age of 82 back in 2020

imagine being 82 and looking after your mother
wew

>>214259073
Have you seen the edit of the Hermione Granger pic where her knickers are shown?

>>214259073
'

>>214259080
>The Legend of Mr AI Slop

if i was a sopranos chatacter id me aj

who would you be

>>214259087
umm whats under her knickers?

i hear girls have inverted willys and theres nothing there :0

>>214259105
Tony of course, I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

>>214259013
>They're not going to audit 84k claims are they
Not with any serious diligence but they WILL pay a top expert panel top expert rates for having looked at them. Possibly well connected mates across different industries.

And I wouldn't need a FOI request if the move was properly costed, but this being HMRC they just said the costs will be absorbed as part of public administration. As if public administration plucks money off the money tree and not taxes.

>>214259122
A very fishy fannard

>>214259105
Troony Soprano

>>214259105
the czech guy who dies first

hope i die in the ol sleep lads

>>214259151
and why is that? couldnt possibly be so bad. anyway, it will be over soon enough.

>>214259105
I've only seen the first two seasons and was distracted a lot
I will be the Italian-American man with beady eyes who works / doesn't work in that office training people to do something where I beat up a guy for some reason

>>214259105
Davey Scatino?

>>214259075
mad that. i assume she has a large extended family because i can't think of a reason to go on living otherwise

>>214258470 (OP)
Tell me about Mathew Z..

Right lads so it's a bit lad but it's a weeknight so I'm hoping all of you lads get some sleep tonight in order to wake up early for your jobs tomorrow. Wouldn't want to upset the ladies in our lives by slacking off at work would we? x

>>214259216
what happened?

>>214259221
My job is terrorising /brit/

>>214259131
>>214259013
Also note that R&D tax relief is mostly aimed for startups and early stage business, potentially in an early loss-making phase of growth. And HMRC will be asking relevant industry leaders their opinion on whether the R&D counts as a significant contribution to the state of the art.l that merits tax relief.

So really the panel not doing their due diligence and collecting free money is the best case scenario. Worst case is industry leaders getting a detailed sneak peak on what potential disruptors are planning AND being able to veto tax incentives for their fledgling competition.

I don’t trust like that

>>214259221
I don’t work. I’m unemployed, you see.

>>214259221
i like how you got a double twist of the knife in there all sneaky like

>>214259221
i... uh... work from home... on the night shift.

rorke doodling a st george's cross on his palm and claiming another victory for the white man

>>214259369
That is a man.

comfy wuppa? sounds lovely..

>>214259401
what about a wizza?
maybe a cheeky... wumpagrind?

Right well that's the sad video game played then. That's me crying

>>214259432
which game?

Amazing how much better you feel when you're not taking gas station opiates that make you feel like shit even when you're on them and cost 10 dollars a pop.

>>214259131
managing public money and those stupid coloured books
they legally cant throw good money after bad
>>214259278
best case scenario is they catch a bunch of shitty fraudulent SME jeets with their invented companies over in shitholestan as credentials claiming xyz to research the astral projective qualities of the mumbo jumbo plant

>>214259369
Is that Emma?

>>214259440
Omori

>>214259460
afraid so

Not even gonna lie why be pro monarch? What does the king of England even do besides be a tyrant and help cover up his brothers shitty behavior

>>214259473
Looking a bit like a witch if you know what I mean

This miso soup is too umami

i'm just going to BAN

Emma does look like a bloke I have to be honest

No, she'll make a lovely old broad. Maybe they'll cast her as that old lady in the Harry Potter remake starring a black guy when PC comes back when Obama comes back.

>>214259532
O to the B to the A to the M to the AAAAAAAA
Barack Obama HOOOOOOO
Barack Obama HEEEEEEEY!!!

can /brit/ tell which two are the sisters?

>>214259543
It's Barack
It's Barack
It's Barack
It's Barack
No no no let's not joke about that

Get the bloody Tony Blair biopic made
Cast the fucking black man as Tony Blair

>>214259452
m8 they already did this under the previous R&D Tax Credit Consultatice Committee. The only notable effect was that the consultants got paid AND their consulting firms boomed on the expectation of access to privileged information on relevant sectors and general HMRC connection. That's why that panel got shut down.

Now HMRC say lessons were learned so they will create another panel with the same powers and less transparency.

>>214259566
left girl is the hottest, by far

manhands

>>214259594
How are those "manhands" exactly?

Milk and honey is peng

>>214259601
because they're a man's hands

>>214259614
No, she's a woman.

manhandling my willard

>>214259619
and how did you come to that conclusion?

>>214259630
Because she clearly is a woman, looks like a woman, and acts like a woman.

Lads I have grave news about the state of my coccyx

>>214259638
women aren't a collection of sexist stereotypes

Welcome to Harry Potter Academy, Jew... I am Professor McGonnagal, and today I will teach you how to please a woman using black magic

>>214259654
In what way was anything I said "sexist"?

Emma Watson's poo is stinky.

On the 10mg thc/cbd
I’m having a nice time you see

*does a long white stringy poo like a fish*

found an ugly bastard former producer/journalist for the bbc who's now shagging twinks in china

Did you know the word "take" comes from Old Norse and arrived in Britain with the Vikings? In Old English the word was "niman", similar to the German "nehmen".

Imagine how much "taking" the Danes must have done for their word to displace the local one.

>>214259664
you're saying a human being who dresses or acts a certain way is a woman, and a human being who acts or dresses another way is a man
that's literally sexist stereoypes
human sex isn't defined by clothes or behaviour or long hair or whatever

>>214259720
human sex is defined by you not having it

I do wish women would wear bows in their hair more. It's cute

and the latest on Andrew Gower?

>>214259746
kek that's him done

>>214259720
>>214259746
OHHHHHHHH SHIT HES BEEN DONE

A warrior struggling to remain relevant

Right so the lad said "human sex is defined by you not having it"

>>214259791
is this the "trans fat" I was advised to avoid?

I accept your concession.

>>214259807
HOWLING

Ulcered Sphincter of Arserica

>>214259791
why are nose piercings like that even popular
I see non-freaks with them too
farm animal chic

can't BELIEVE how much that lad decimated the other lad just then. it'll go down in /brit/ history as one of the biggest doings of all time

>>214259746
outmanoeuvred

had a dream where sir keith got injured and everybody in the dream was laughing at him as he was yelling about getting bit by a snake

free poopenshite

Suffering to adjust to a post P. Aki world

>>214259860
we must feel our biceps in his honour

3am trying to get Giants: Citizen Kabuto to run on a modern system

>>214259899
Bueno got that jiggly butt like Hazard

>>214259899
must be weird to be a grimsby local and no one outside of britain knew it existed until a hundred million people discovered it last night

bimsby bown

Right I'll tell you what you fat little cunt
You're boring, you don't sound Nigerian at all
So go fuck yourself
Go and fucking crawl in the dirty dank little hole
Where you fucking come from
You dirty dragon-eating little fucking spastic

purple paki

some lad said great bloodlines are dying out because of the low birth rate. as if there's only one descendent of each person from history. twat!

Right well that's me tucked up in bed then. Sleeping soundly. Given bedtime kisses

>>214259914
I'm from Scunthorpe and still not convinced Grimsby actually exists.

>>214259983
Owned that hypothetical lad, what a cretin

>>214259888
wtf i used to live in toxteth proper grim i tell ye

Shifting the Overton window is the biggest cope on earth and means absolutely nothing

On tranny Catholic school shooter: this is another insane person groomed and directed by mysterious bad actors on discord. This bullpen of deranged mass shooters is activated by the Feds themselves depending on what kind of agenda they are pushing in my opinion, you see it everywhere from the Pam Gellar draw Mohammad contest attack to the many schizophrenic maniacs inspired by confirmed FBI asset Josh Sutter’s books. My guess is they will find some vague pro Palestine/Anti-Zionist sentiment in this freak’s rambling manifesto and rightoid influencers will promote this as an attack on Christians by Nazi Communist Islamic anti-Semites.

>>214259983
>>214259995
Convulsing with laughter leading to an asthma attack turning my face blue and lifeless at these posts

>>214260012
British society hasn't shifted the Overton window so much as it has just been pushed out of it

what the fuck is a "toxteth"

>>214259983
read up on the Galton-Watson process

>>214260016
>My guess is they will find some vague pro Palestine/Anti-Zionist sentiment in this freak’s rambling manifesto and rightoid influencers will promote this as an attack on Christians by Nazi Communist Islamic anti-Semites.
And how exactly would that be wrong?

>>214260016
*yawn*

>>214260013
the true uk chairman

>>214260048
Everything that makes me look bad is a Zionist conspiracy

>>214260016
when peoe say bad actors I always think of James Corden

call every catberg I see "el kotto" is that strange

did the man cut off the foreskin?

>>214260138
I didn't, and that's why I have severe phimosis.

If you like the Jonas Brothers you should cover your belly

>>214260148
ever spread your dick cheese on a piece of toast?

>>214260135
cotto means cooked
do you have any asian ancestry?

Pulling out my egg salad lunch in front of a room of Joses and Pacos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1g

Commiemong might've given up the fight,

But I remain a committed Marxist-Leninist.

>>214260148
I keep hearing about that from doujin and the like but I still don't know what it is really

>>214260184
>>214260184
two horrible putrid posters

>>214260184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOdzn32EyzQ

gemmy

how do i get around youtube age restriction now that the simple age bypass script borked

>>214260197
meant to include >>214260179

call every black i see a nigger is that strange

WHERE ARE YA
WHERE ARE YA
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YAAAAA

Hyperborea beckons…

just broke down crying over purple aki again
can't believe it

>>214260210
bought a film on youtube like five years ago and never got asked to prove me age when the osa came in probs sommet t do wi it

Need her to fart in my face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISdxQGqaLEc

The future independent England should be modelled after the German Democratic Republic.

>>214260241
im posting this completely unironically, get a life

Any O- royalty in?

I trace my femdom fetish back to the Spice Girls "Spice Up Your Life" music video giving me one of my first stiffies ever as a wee lad

>>214260204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBDepGyfK0

Who makes these?

>>214260148
I fixed my severe phimosis in 9 months stop being a bitch

>>214260258
Yh

>>214260241
she was very cute in the first Harry Potter film

I am allowed to say this without being accused of noncery because I'm the same age as her, saw it when it came out, and thought so at the time

look at that

>>214260281
actual state

>>214260291
Tell it to the judge sicko

"Yer a woofter, Harry."

anyone else hate cyclists

fact is emma watson was peak fitness in the first two hp movies

>>214260324
Drivers are by far the bigger twats.

Went to see Queens of the stone age tonight, Josh Homme said he's running for mayor of Sheffield, so look out for that.

>>214260341
um

>>214260324
no but i don't drive in cities often, that seems to be where they're the cuntiest

>>214260357
no idea what any of these words mean

Right well that's sad video watched. Going to go cry now and thank God for giving me nice parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Uonhi1EtE

>>214260365
>that seems to be where they're the cuntiest
try being stuck behind a cyclist going uphill on a narrow, winding rural road surrounded by hedges on both sides with zero visibility of any traffic in the other direction

>>214260414
*overtakes at 0.5mph faster than the cyclist leaving them 5cm room

THE CASHIER SMOILES AS IF OIM IS FRIEND
I'VE GOTTA URGE TO PUNCH THE CUNT IN THE HEAD!

>>214260464
*and collides with oncoming car emerging from the nearest turn*

if this were 2019 I'd be taking a brisk walk to the 24/7 Tesco around now

but covid killed 24/7 Tesco

The UK is NOT my country.

My one and only nation is ENGLAND.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4nFL0-0vU8

>>214260492
*breaks and pulls left slightly upon seeing the oncoming car, avoiding any crash and flattening the puny cyclist under my wheels*

Everybody hang dong tonight
Everybody wank Chung tonight

Worrying that someone who can operate a motor vehicle doesn't know it's spelled 'brake'

meowing lads

don't have to spell to put my foot on a pedle do i

>>214260589
Don't need to attach a selfie to your post mate

>>214260594
u ok hun? x

>>214260594
No ponies!

*BAM*

>>214260554
*brakes your jaw*

Why is Tim still in the hospital? It's been like a year it feels like

>>214260667
Leeching off the state. Sad. Many such cases.

Why can’t Emma Watson keep a boyfriend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

What an absolute banger this is.

so how about that new then

bout smoke sum 5 year ol weed

>>214260759
>>214260759
>>214260759