Thread 214260771

reddit brain edition

>>214259464

>>214260771 (OP)
smegma edition

sexxxooooo goooonnoooo

We are poor in spite of all our wealth because we have much, but we are little.' As a result, the average man feels insecure, lonely, depressed, and suffers from a lack of joy in the midst of plenty. Life does not make sense to him; he is dimly aware that the meaning of life cannot lie in being nothing but a 'consumer.' He could not stand the joylessness and meaninglessness of life were it not for the fact that the system offers him innumerable avenues of escape, ranging from television to tranquilizers, which permit him to forget that he is losing more and more of all that is valuable in life.

>>214260796
Her father must be proud

Smoke more edition

it's funny that many of them lack the left part of their brain. I also have severe headaches on my left head and often feel like that region doesn't even function at all. but I never used reddit.

I look and act like >>214260771 (OP)

philip manshaus brother committed suicide
do you think its related to philips crimes/imprisonment? I couldn't find anything on it

>>214260805
lol what father

My dick doesn't work.
Guys always want to kill other guys.
Prison happens outside of prison.
Dog eat dog world.
I hope they turn on you.

>>214260779
I had tea after my late nap today

>>214260796
why is she brushing her teeth her mouth open and making a mess? Does she have special needs?

>>214260820
No idea who that is

Legalize and regulate prostitution

>>214260781
smegin it up

im back

>>214260771 (OP)
At least half of the list apply to 4channers too

>>214260841
yes, she is taking applications for a full time live-in caretaker

american jewry

>>214260829
are you S. Craig Zahler?

stop letting goshpedo make the new

Borderlands 2 is so fucking goated

Why can't Japan grow their economy?
I thought Japanese pipo were smart

>>214260798
I read and contemplated your post, peanut poster.

>>214260860
I'm 25

>>214260875
Shame that all the Borderlands games became spyware. I need to pirate cracked versions.

>The young man, who describes himself as a neo-Nazi, was charged with murder and a “terrorist attack”. He had attacked a mosque in Bærum around 20 kilometers west of Oslo on 10 August 2019, on the eve of the Islamic festival of sacrifice. Manshaus was armed with several firearms, but was overpowered by worshippers and arrested without anyone in the place of worship being seriously injured.


LOL what a fucking spastic
Only managed to murder his Chinese step sister and then gets btfo by the people he tried to kill
Imagine his chudseethe as they fucked him over while he wore his tacticool loser gear

>>214260880
Japanese people are smart.
Anime, Methamphetamine, high-speed railways and Toyota came from Japan.

>>214260910
Then why can't they fix their economy

Do Japanese people like farts?

COINTELPRO is still happening and they are targeting trans people
FBI is blackmailing trans people into suicide and massacres

>>214260880
Economic growth comes from cheap labor and war

>>214260913
Because you are Mexican and need to go back

>>214260898
I haven’t accepted the new eula detbhsu
I just press escape when im prompted

>>214260910
>tranime
>smart

>>214260921
based glowies

>>214260923
se2020 masterrace

AND IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE A CAAANDLE IN THE WIND
never knowing who to TURN toooo, WHEN THE RAAAAAAIIINNN set in
AND I WOULDVE LIKE TO'VE KNOWN YOUUUUUUU, but I was just a kiiid
the candle burned out looong befoooore
the legend ever diiiid

>>214260930
Yes, look at Evangelion for example

>>214260928
Does that work?

>>214260903
Your mom probably got raped by her father, that's why you are like this.

>>214260921
blackmail? don't think they need that

do u guys wear any jewelry

>>214260947
That's what they want you to think

>>214260954
just a clit piercing

>>214260954
Your mom insists that /cum/mers fuck her with a cockring on.

>>214260954
No
My hipster female friends have told me to get my ears pierced, but I refuse

>>214260953
I don't look like that

>>214260954
I wear rings and a bracelet like a sexy boy

>>214260954
yes a watch

Something's wrong
Got a feeling like I don't belong
As if I had come from outer space, out of place like King Kong

>>214260984
post them i wear rings bracelets chains n earrings

What’s with the vulgarity?

>>214260984
t. fagtard

why are the asians so good at tech

Wild how California went to paradise on earth and the most coveted state in the union to a literal flaming shithole and the single worst state in America, in less than a single generation.

>>214260990
Too lazy it’s 5:44am and I’m still in bed

>>214260994
It's a display of power

Guy goes to the library says I want a book on suicide
Librarian says fuck you you wont bring it back !

>>214260994
Yeah I'm really disappointed in a lot of the uncouth rowdy behavior I've seen tonight
This thread is not up to cum standards

>>214260999
>>214261000

>>214261006
Sensible chuckle

>>214261002
common goyman L

>>214261001
The same thing happened to Canada.

>>214261001
I swear it used to rain a lot more here when I was a kid

climate change is definitely real

When I’m at my baseline, I prefer straight porn. Especially women with big boobs. That’s what I fantasize about the most. But when I’m anxious or stressed out, nothing gets me hornier than twink/femboy porn. Especially fit/athletic twinks with big dicks. That’s my maximum horny. Literal diamonds. I don’t understand my sexuality at all.

A word for the wise from the great American epic
>They is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. women, whisky, money and niggers

>>214261020
Canada was never paradise on earth nor was it coveted. Canada was always a harsh and wild place that killed the weak.

>>214260998
>>214260999
>>214261000
>>214261001
>>214261002
>>214261003
/int/ slacking

>>214261028
Perhaps the stress lowers your testosterone or something
Either way you're a gross faggot and you should slit your wrists

>>214261028
You’re a homosexual
It’s really not that complicated

>>214260954
Permanent cockring

Sometimes I'll go a week cranking the hog twice a day, sometimes I'll go a week not cranking the hog at all

>>214261001
Idk I like it here

Can someone just come and spread my ass already

>>214260954
Why in the fuck would I wear jewelry in the D.C. metro? Are you fucking gay?

>>214261043
So in a sense your mother was a little overprotective and your dad was a little cold

>>214261036
No way, self harm is gay
>>214261037
Uhm, acktually, I’m bisexual :)

what percentage of 4chan do you reckon is not gay/tranny/incel/autistic/schizo

The troon shooter was actaully Jason's lost brother from another mother

>>214261055
why would you live in dc? are you brown?

>>214261071
Hopefully 0

>>214261023
or you were just a retarded kid, which is more likely

>>214261071
Whatever the percent of posts I make.

>>214261011
I'm just roleplaying as the president, the piece of shit, pieces of shit like you elected

>>214261075
She was Phoebes sister* just because she killed children doesn't give you the pass to misgender her be a decent human being for once in your life

>>214260943
yes, wait 5+ seconds after being prompted then press escape

>>214261082
nonsensical post

4chan is the containment board of the internet
bet no one's had that thought before!

>>214261091
You're a gentleman and a scholar.

>>214260954
no, it really isn’t my style

>>214261059
ion understand

>>214261096
I call it the armpit of the internet.

I'm not racist.

libtards truly making generational enemies the last few days

4chan is probably just a segment of the Mossad’s internet honeypot network at this point.

>>214261116
I am.

>>214261116
nigger heil hitler

I don't think momberg is gonna buy me what I want

should i go for a third goon?

>>214261132
No

>>214261125
Is that song allowed on the internet yet or does it still get removed?

Terrone was going to do Trump's 100 push ups and 50 pull ups in under 5 minutes challenge, but he realized he couldn't even crouch since he's such a fat slob

>>214261131
Why?

a lot of big youtubers have talked about posting on 4chan regularly

i've never been beat down so goddamn bad for being white

sorry to burst your bubble but posting on 4chan doesn't make you special

>>214261145
Because she already bought me something earlier this month

I am racist, homosexual, transgender, autistic, schizophrenic, and left handed.

amerika girl

I..am not a crook, either! Thanks for that, Dick! Goddamn, that felt good!

"if you ain't ill, you're will" american idiom
(if you're not from illinois, you're from willisconsin)

>>214261172
This but I'm also a nazbol furry

Is 4 cans of sparkling water in one day too many

I am a liberal. I believe in equality and diversity.

>>214261116
cringe
>>214261123
>>214261125
based

i literally shit myself today at toil. poop in the pants bro. they worked my ass so goddamn hard bro. i dropped to the floor crying. they sent me home forever

I need to have lots of children so we can colonize mars

>>214261190
I've been told that you've been bold
With Harry, Mark and John american idiom
(which means you must be Lou Reed admonishing his 1970s transgender gf)

>>214261204
broooo :skull:

>>214261209
>I need to have lots of children so we can colonize URANUS

niggas be like
"I drink too much water, I've fallen off the wagon"

>>214261209
Elon, go to sleep ^^

all my negroes nazis nigger heil hitler

>>214261204
i get by with a little help from my friends

niggas in berlin

>>214261223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPb20fK0R94&list=RDKPb20fK0R94&start_radio=1

>>214261204
Same thing happened to a buddy of mine, he pissed and shidded so hard he tore his hernia
The boss man let him have a couple days off work

>>214261204
>>214261246
EWWWWWWWWWW

>>214261256
It's a normal human function chud

Im soooo bored with my life I wish I could travel the world or at least leave my home town forever

>>214261204
Is this slam poetry

>>214261245
Unc really thought he could get some cooch

Very cringe video btw

EVIL THOUGHTS CAN HIDE
ILL HELP RELEASE THE MIND
PEEL AWAY THE SKIN
RELEASE THE DARK WITHIN

https://youtu.be/h-GV3hIdLKU?list=RDh-GV3hIdLKU

>>214261271
Join the military. Traveling is just a money sink.

>>214261272
*Snaps fingers*

>A7X
what year is it?

>Avenged 7fags
lol

>>214261271
Why can't you travel the world?
Europe and SouthEast Asia are calling you

>>214261278
I can't I had spinal fusion surgery and have rods in my back

>>214261223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdVBULKACg

>>214261274
münchen ist die besser stadt in deutschland, brüdi?

>>214261290
Are you the anon who got in the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5ReWC2T7xE
MOVE Y'ALL BACK TO AFRICAAAAAAAAAAA

>>214261289
I'm a broke neet

>>214261274
sie sehen sehr germanisch aus brüdi

https://youtu.be/TGhwcoKFGtc
The American HERO Germany needs

so this is jason

>>214261307
So what would happen if you dropped $2000 on a vacation

>>214261302
In the what

>>214261204
my condolences

>>214261326
I wouldn't because I have no money or bank account

>>214261317
And what have you done?
Another mass shooting
By a troonfag with a gun

>>214261345
I don't know how to help you I'm sorry

all my negroes nazis nigger heil hitler.

>>214261328
in the butt
LOL

>>214261317
>soybooru
is this mocking subaru or something else

Slytherin

>>214261360
it's a portmanteau of soy and booru

do you guys journal?

>>214261367
I do, I do

>>214261355
You are useless!!!!

>>214261357
What What

>>214261347
why is trump giving troons guns? Thank you

Imagine a cute twink bouncing on your cock so good that he sprays a huge load all over your face and chest.

>>214261365
I didnt know what booru was
looks like a 4chan offshoot

>>214261367
/cum/ is basically my diary

>>214261356
i like how the edited version they chant nigga halleluja

quintessentially canadian post

Petit à petit, l’oiseau fait son nid

>>214261384
i'm that twink you daydream about >:3

>>214261367
>>214261394

>>214261399
just post the image already

>>214261384
funny how women aren't into twinks but homos are, big time

I took a huuuge shit today
A massive fucking log

I need a girl to fall in my lap.

>>214261397
Lol link?

>>214261326
I would've have needlessly wasted 2k on nothing

Je me chie dessus

>>214261415
‘cado in the ‘log

>>214261421
I wasn't asking you. That question is directed towards those with a lust for travel.
Obviously if you don't care about traveling then that would be a waste of money

>>214261345
You an illegal. How do you not have a bank?
You just use cash for everything or what?

>>214261367
I sometimes scream into Chatgpt

>>214261438
Lol

>>214261415
maybe once a year i drop a fuckin COIL that curls around wrapping itself up the bowl like its trying to crawl out and i always want to show someone but i cant

>>214261412
I'm guessing the twink fetish is less about being gay (though it still is) and more about being taboo

>>214261402
Evil sexy Twink :O

People talk about anal this, gay sex that.
I KNOW YALL ARE GETTING POOP ON YOUR DICKS

>>214261436
I'm a neet why would I have a bank account?

>>214261432
I do, just not enough to drop that kind of money on an experience
Guess I'm not female brained enough I don't have the wanderlust

>>214261367
Yes I do. I have a nice Leuchtturm1917 journal as well as a lil mini Moleskine for random short notes plus a To-Do list book and a Budget Book.

I planned to cut back on drinking but haven’t followed throughbeit yet

Mayday mayday

>>214261420
https://youtu.be/5brUr_af6aM?

>>214261461
I do have a wanderlust, but not entirely for female reasons.
I like to travel because I'm a huge geography nerd

>>214261472
he would have wanted it this way

you dont need a bank account, just keep gold bars and lots of bills under your floorboards

>>214261477
lmao

>>214261455
THERE BE NO POOP ON ME DECK YE CUTTY SWAB! YARRR!

>>214261485
Sir have you read Treasure Island? That book invented this pirate dialect. Its a great book

Just had a really frothy piss

>>214261474
Taytay Taytay!

me when I get my hands on that other leaf making us all look bad

>>214261491
I did, but not in English. I also read the Weir of Hermiston...in Slovene!

jason hates Kanye btw
mostly because Kanye is friends with Nick Fuentes and jason HATES Nick

>>214261444
I use the Monday gpt, it's funny sometimes. A good little journal that writes back.

*glomps down on your cock and doesnt let go*
grrrrr... MINE!! >:3

The Camaro’s a piece of shit! it’s built on a Cadillac chassis

CAN YOU GUYS STOP SHOOTING SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES FOR 5 MINUTES? IT WAS FUNNY AT FIRST BUT NOW IT'S GETTING GENUINELY EXHUASTING SHEESH.

>>214261146
I love kagami

Today's paper, thank you

>>214261506
Fuck that.

>>214261519
When was it funny?

>>214261508
>>214261452

>>214261523
>>>/news/
>>>/pol/

>>214261523
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vMD_kDP4SP8

>>214261519
Transphobic post

N

>>214261481
I think I’m done grieving. His death made me promise to reach out to my favourite internet personalities when I see them drinking themselves to death

I used to read the Blade Runner novel once a year. It was called 'Ali Androidi sanjajo o električnih ovcah?' in my language. I also used to read Pet Sematary and Dracula once a year, both in Slovene.

>>214261531
youre not supposed to give him (you)'s, stupid

Honestly thankful my addiction is weed and I don't care about alcohol that much at all

Trump lost, Jason lost, Tay tay won, thank you

>>214261548
>Stephen King
I sleep

Finished off the last of the granola bars

>>214261564
Riveting
What's next? Are you going to open a box of pop tarts?

>>214261519
hey we don't practice antisemitism 'round these parts bub

america has twice as many trannies per capita and twenty times more mass shootings than canada

>>214261562
Salem's Lot had three adaptations but none captured the crazy grindhouse atmosphere of the novel. If I had to pick the greatest horror novel (except for Dracula), that's it.

jason probably is a supporter of that tranny who shot up the catholic school

>>214261577
You haven't read any Lovecraft?

Dreading toil berg tomorrow
Makes it impossible ti enjoy my rapidly depleting free time

So true

>>214261562
Many of his books are kino

ayo this nigga aaaahhhh

readin books

>>214261584
at least you’re rich from working all those hours

hey troon
it's just you and me tonight
everyone else is asleep

>>214261582
I've read all the Lovecraft. And Machen. And M.R. James. When I was 12 me and my best friend used to read M.R. James ghost stories in bed in English.

>>214261603
Yeah ha ha ... Yeah..

>>214261561
Your whore teacher and jock retard teacher are getting married at 40 years old. Congrats!!!!

For me it's The Long Walk

>>214261604
I LOVE THOSE FUCKING EYES
(THOSE EYES DON'T FEED MY MIND)

>>214261604
>cop killers
>we're killing cops tonight
These lyrics are problematic

saw a cute christmas wojak and it made me think christmas is just around the corner so that's fun

>>214261604
I know it's been so long since I begged for money last
I need this surgery to make my face pass

>>214261624
Haha very nice

Got a few loony toons in here tonight

>>214261612
40yo women can get impregnated still btw

>>214261633
and give birth to one weak child with immune system issues at best

>>214261570
The crackers are next

the average age difference between couples is 2 to 4 years

>>214261623
damn i did literally nothing this whole year, like went by in a blink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yXPzW7vVc

>>214261636
I need to see that biopic already

>>214261605
Have you read Frankenstein

>>214261633
Yep the Autists iit are a testament to the quality

>>214261638
theres a higher chance of that happening but its not inevitable

its totally possible and does happen all the time for a 40 something year old woman to give birth to a perfectly healthy baby

>>214261640
I thought you meant cracker as in the slur. I need to get off the internet.

>>214261655
I have not

>>214261659
a perfectly deficient colored baby*

You know what I have read? The Family of the Vourdalak. It was filmed as part of Black Sabbath starring Bela Lugosi in the 60s, but the story is just a masterpiece of oppressive morbidity. There was also a French movie lately, that was not bad, despite its quirks.

I'm sorry for being part-brown, pls don't hate me

>>214261639
what's the lore around this guy anyways? just some sperg on the internet or what

If i had gotten molested by a hot cougar teacher in high school, I would have turned into a normie
My life was ruined by a lack of sexy cougar milfs

I'm so paranoid of women, men and people on the internet.

My paranoia consumes me.
I want to work for the CIA.

>>214261663
Nta but I've been meaning to read it for years.

Every pre-1960s horror film is completely mogged by Nosferatu

>>214261682
End your life.

>>214261702
Trve

Gangstalking niggers itt

>>214261548
big fan of The Stand
it hit me just right when I was a younger man

>>214261690
crazy how most of the highschool teachers fucking their students are pretty hot too
albeit they're probably the only ones who could actually get way with it
male teachers dont even bother so its never a news story because it doesnt happen

>>214261702
100% agree but caligari is also pretty cool

I hate being so close to the U.S. because if WW3 happens or ayys invade the earth you just know it's going to involve America, So nukes or ayys might fly over my town.

guess cars and public transport aren't so different after all.

Dear diary today i glided

i'm 25 and i would marry a 40 - 45 yo japanese woman who has big breasts

>>214261720
I actually haven't seen that one.
It should be in the public domain, maybe I can find an upload on YouTube

>>214261690
I got eye raped by my sexy ass blonde English teacher.

I think there was tons of sexual tension between me and the teachers. We didn't have the balls to act on it. (Michigan)

This Somali nigger groped a readhead teacher in Toronto when I was 12 and made him do it.

>>214261690
as someone who was groomed by an older lady it messed me up pretty badly whenever I'd interact with women in the future

ayo this nigga keep a diary lmaoooooooo

>>214261731
you're an incel freak

>>214261702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtTzxP03Dfw

>>214261702
Godzilla.

>>214261696
Anon we may have a job for a man of your abilities ... We need a shit poster, one of the best
Tommorow 1244 Wallabye Way, Oklahoma City be there 12:45pm sharp. Look for a man wearing a cone shaped hat.
We will be in contact shortly

>>214261702
Cat People has entered the chat

>>214261741
incoming call from the based department

>>214261716
WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO?

>>214261702
I liked Egger's Orlok.
I'd say Haxan is top tier, great fucking music too

>>214261737
Faggot

My wrangler in high school was a young redhead with glasses

>>214261761
>>214261761

>>214261758
>I like Egger
Develop some taste please

>>214261702
invasion of the body snatchers(the original)

>>214261758
This movie promoted cuckoldry

fuck the jannies