Thread 214261332

Damn bro

based god expanding the beetle lore.

>makes Adam able to cum from his asshole and gave him big juicy balls before even was made and made all of his angels either naked babies or androgynous twinks
What did he mean by this?

>>214261332 (OP)
son of a whore god

>>214261332 (OP)
Kek I hate this nigger so much. He thinks he's funny but he really isn't

>>214261981
it's just a prank bro

>>214261981
but god is cool albeit o algo or something

>>214261463
> either naked babies or androgynous twinks
That's just renaissance artists borrowing from the classic antiquity

>>214261981
filtered by the irony

Bump. Love me godjak threads

>>214262120
>>214259311

>>214262165
Fuck off. The micropenis that needs to be fruitful OP is much better than some fucking eye floaters

>>214262193
Micropenis can still be fruitful, chud. Now thank god he gave you any penis at all

>>214262212
>"I want to make some fruits with my penis ;)"
>"Mmm... You're bad guy.. now make this PUSSY full of fruits.."
>*unzips pants*
>You can see foid's eyes become very sad and her face changes no matter how she tries to avoid it*
>She either finds excuse to leave or has the most regretful sex in her life, most likely in condom so she doesn't have to carry subhuman fruits in her womb
>You have shattered confidence forever, broken self-image, you can't even imagine scenario in which woman will want your seed. You know that if you'll ever by some luck will have a spouse, she'll probably take the semen on the side and tell the fruits are from your tree. It influences your whole life.

He really is mysterious. I thought you grow up out of mysterious phase, but I think someone's got some development problems, let's not point our fingers though..

>>214262377
The female shouldnt see your penis before marriage anyway, and after marriage it doesnt matter.

>>214262427
>The female shouldnt see your penis before marriage anyway
DAMN I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT MEANT. If most people were waiting till marriage to have sex then that would mean that a bunch of microdicked losers were able to pass on their microdick genes onto their offspring since it was too late to cut it off.

You gotta feel bad for the wahmen who can't be pleased by their lover desu.

>>214262448
Are you born yesterday?
Why do you think everyone is seething and malding at the new sex dynamics?
Until 2010 everyone would ultimately just find a partner, even the microdicks.

>>214262448
If god cared for wahmen orgasm, he'd make it necessary for conception
o algo

>>214262584
No, I'm saying that wahmen were trapped in relationships with dicklets.

>>214261332 (OP)
>jobs to Chemosh
>jobs to iron chariots
why do we worship this fraud again?

>>214262866
why should we care what women want you paganistic cunt? did you bow down to mother nature today? did you worship minerva like your masons founding fathers did? the whole libertas and freedom thing is so fucking annoying, i hope the us is nuked or smth

>supposedly omnipotent
>has to work in mysterious ways that make no sense even to his followers to effect anything
Why is he like this?

>>214262919
Geopolitical happenings, propaganda, weak people, stupid people.

>>214262506
>Hardens the pharaohs heart for no reason

>now, i will make it so your brain secretes feel good chemicals whenever you see two people have sex
>BUT DON'T YOU DARE WATCH PORN OR I'LL FUCKING TORTURE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY

>>214263524
you're supposed to have sex yourself instead of being a cuck and frying your dopamine receptors.

>>214263650
he really do be like that

>>214263650
>THAT'S UNFORGIVABLE