Thread 214261756

Meanwhile, on Byzantine /int/....

I, Romanos Diogenes caesar look down upon the Scythian FILTH of Persis investing my eastern border. I shall make a grand procession of my Restored Roman Army right unto Manzikert and show the mean Saracen pillagers what for!

>>214261756 (OP)
Id like to come over

>>214261756 (OP)
I'm not Slavic, Mediterranean, European, Balkanite, East Orthodox, Russian, Greek or anything like that but I were the mere existence of Turks would make my blood boil.
Turkoids actually believe that the Ottoman Empire was the "third Rome" when they're literally the ones who destroyed Rome.
That's so fucking insulting.
To eastern Europe that's like having a serial killer murder your dad and then claim to be new dad.
What the fuck?

@turks
Dawg STOP im deadass

I am Isaakios Angelos, caesar of Rome, husband to the Komnena. It was upon a hunting trip into the Moesian hinterland that mine royal uncle didst strike an insolent Wallachian for his foul tongue! And lo, all the vermin of those mountains, the Slavs and cutthroats and men who had belonged to Samuil gathered around that base shepherd, and didst presume to obstruct mine passage through the Haemus! And for that affront I shall gather an army and harry the land of Moesia so that no man is king there.

So much better after mods range banned those khazar murderers

>Khosrow talks all that game
>he can't even bring any of his army across the Bosphorus to hang with the real G's
aw, hell, naw

We're experiencing the 11th civil war this year. I'd rather become catholic and have Frankish lords come back than have Greek nobles tear our land apart for the 10000000000000000th time.

At least business was good and stable under the Franks

>But of course...I'm not even Roman
EFIGE EFIGE EFIGE TI NEHO KHASI!

>>214261756 (OP)
I've always won how for so long we had large organized societies like that but nobody anywhere had an industrial revolution until the early 1800s

>>214261756 (OP)
Tsaar we are Christian now please let us to settle in Balkans tsaar

I can't follow my coworkers when they start talking about sports. The other day they laughed at me for not being able to name all 34 of Porphyrius' victories in the hippodrome.

>>214262151
Okay... but only the Viking people of Rus. Slavs can stay there.

Sorry but I just can't get excited for Nikephoros XXVII

>>214262365
But aren't you impressed by his raiding Syria and abducting its Christians to live in Iconion and then paying Arab pirates to attack Cyprus but they instead abducted his mother?

Oh yeah, he was also seen forcing Serbs to relocate to Asia Minor while settling Armenians in Burgas and cackling madly

>>214262384
Ampak brez šale, od kje ti znanje o Bizancu? Ko sem irl v naši mali državi imel s kom pogovor o tem, pogovor ni dolgo trajal, ker večina ljudi nima znanja o tem obdobju/jih ne zanima.

>>214262494
Steven Runciman - The Fall Of Byzantium 1453
Edward Gibbon

guys you know we are just greeks right

>>214261756 (OP)
vgh vghhhh vgh vghhhh vghh vghhhh... vgh vghhhh vghh vghhhh vghh vghh vgh vghhh?

>>214261832
Germans called themselves the second Rome for almost a millennium after sacking it to shit, what do you expect?

If you call your civilization Rome, you're asking for a good raping