Thread 214263102

Shonisaurus edition

Previous: >>214261761

I'm a normie for being a Liopleurdon stan over Shonisaurus

>>214263124
BBC did him dirty

Only posting here

>>214263141
me

Reminder to NEVER use goshpedo threads or you'll be talking to the /cum/ sherif

I think Picture You Staring by TOPS is the closest anyone has ever come to imitating the lightning in a bottle that was Fleetwood Mac's Rumours

the future of ganada and greenland

To the town of Agua Fria
Rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him
Didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them
Had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

>>214263173
are we annexing this territory?

>>214263197
iunno feel like we might as well. Monroe Doctrine and all that

Farted up a storm award

Get it? By the annexation of Canada a year before the Fallout Tim Cain was implying that annexing territory is the ultimate perversion of American republican values, a descent into despotic caesarism, or fascism, as the commie would term it.

>>214263238
>annexing territory is the ultimate perversion of American republican values
But we've always annexed territory

>>214263231
hahaha

You think I'm psycho don't you mama

>>214263238
sounds like some commie gobbledygook

>>214263255
well that was the territory of friendly Canada and not...a host of horribles, some clad in wedding dresses or conquistador plate mail, their horses daubed in blue, screaming unsaddled mounted sideways without a saddle with their hand on a stone age ax

that kinda sucked. I also like the part where he describes the megafauna of ages past as unimaginable monsters, the guy was just a treasure trove of laughs and nerdy stuff

>>214263296
>unsaddled mounted sideways without a saddle

FUCK my girl used air freshener after she was done in the bathroom again
LET ME SMELL YOUR SHIT

it's kinda goon time

>>214263320
Disgusting post

>>214263316
uhhh something something baby dolls in their barbarian lap i'll kill ya kill ya boy he ain't no kin of mine *spits*

I have a handsome face, thick hair with no balding genes, and broad shoulders.
Unfortunately I am also 5'7

>>214263333
Checked
What's disgusting about it

>>214263351
He wants to smell poop, that's disgusting

he actually writes that Toadvine says 'kill yo ass boy' which is even funnier, fucking Cormac

>>214263360
How though

everybody poops.

>>214263347
>I have a handsome face, thick hair with no balding genes, and broad shoulders.
This completely cancels out the manlet part

The toilet is my goon chariot and toilet paper my trusty steed

and also the exact line is 'he ain't to me', which is hilarious, and 'For he was a man complete at any hour'. That fucking guy!

>>214263365
>>214263388
Glanton spat

Ugh
*Hits bong*

>>214263376
And it's disgusting

*he ain't no kin to me
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF GETS RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN
- BEN JONSON

>>214263381
Not on dating apps

>>214263395
*Kisses you immediately after, inhaling your second hand bong smoke*

Best swisher flavor?

>>214263402
This man is in denial about his basic anality
Someone needs a visit with Dr.Freud

One great horror milestone I have not yet conquered, like Frankestein, is The Turn of the Screw. I have at least 2 versions on my hard drive, have had for years. And I even read the opening chapters of The Ambassadors, it was some of the most melon-twisting shit this side of Ulysses!

>>214263419
Diamond

N

Currently giving my white sneakers a thorough wash, as they had become incredibly dirty

nigger heil hitler.

I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR YOU WON'T BELIEVE

>>214263238
>>214263296
No one wanted to annex all of Canada, that would have been the death knell of conservative politics because Canadians are all suicidally empathetic libtards or jeets or chinks or Arabs who are also obviously libs.
He just wanted Alberta more specifically the Albertan oil sands because the Canadian govt hamstrings albertan oil mining for environmental reasons. It would have been unironically been fantastic for everyone involved and probably tripled albertas wealth but the movement just wasn't there

but in dreams i can hear your name
and in dreams we will meet again

>>214263765
all my negroes nazis nigger heil hitler.

>>214263713
he actually says WEARING THE ARMOR OF MEN WHOSE VERY BONES ARE DUST because he's just a regular literary Jim Carrey

/cum/ is dead
/goon/ is alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyI7ph709x4
CATCH A BOAT TO ENGLAND, BABY,
MAYBE TO SPAIN
WHEREVER I'VE BEEN BEEN AND GONE
THE BLUES RUN THE GAME

no, no, wait, he says 'OF MEN WHOSE VERY BONES ARE DUST IN ANOTHER COUNTRY!' I mean, he's just unsurpassable

aruba
jamaica
ooooh i wanna take ya

>>214263814
I'm not jerking off tonight because I don't *really* want to.
I'm trying to only jerk off when the urge is strong, rather than just doing it out of boredom

>>214263141
delet this

>>214263632
>>>/comfy/

>>214263828
shaniqua
lashawna
come on pretty momma

Keisha Grey, Karlee Grey, and Alex Chance
Legendary lesbian threesome scene

So there I was, taking a shit out of my own dick, when suddenly this retard walks over and literally barfs inside my asshole using a funnel. So I pissed out the poop and I pooped out the puke and I went up to the retard in question and I sucked his fucking cock so good he turned chinese on the spot. True story, folks.

>>214263894
Are you schizojeet

>>214263925
No I’m the PenisPoopPaki™, the newest celebrity /cum/ character.

the jews at New York Times paywalled some their games i cant play anymore

i am watching japanese wrestling

>>214264176
I'm watching a shitty movie about women's wrestling called Queen of the Ring that came out last year

>>214264211
Why not watch a better movie?

>>214264293
I like keeping up with new movies

have to go to sleep right now but also be awake in 25 hours award

>>214263141
fucking frogs man, they're a scourge

>>214263102 (OP)
My coworkers all hate me. They all liked me at some point which is the worst so I pulled back but I think I overdid it and now they despise me

>>214264424
>they despise me
good, you deserve the hate

me and joe rogan? yea we'd be best friends if he ever met me, he'd recognize i'm a pretty cool guy

>>214264424
>>214264495
Stupid posts

>>214264668
Why don't you make some smart posts then

E=mc2

>>214264733
Well I tried to make a smart post, but 4chan changed the ‘squared’ into a regular old ‘2’. So now it too is a dumb post.

Pee=mcPoo

Just got the new McPoo from the local drive thru. Disgusting!

>>214264444
Yeah you're right. And your 4 4's only further prove the point. Such is life. At least my cat likes me (I think).

>>214264765
Lmao that’s incredible stuff from Sreekanth

>>214264788
Ironically, probably written by an AI LOL

>>214264668
joe rogan wouldn't like this post, i know because we're on the same wavelength

*Sam Elliot voice* Hwell, you see, once upon a time (in Texas) there was this big dumb wolf-bear thing, and that thing said to itself goshdarnit, why don't I take a nice long swim! And it was jes the darndest thing!

EMERGENCY ALERT!!!
https://youtu.be/2Ondb1MzaQc

*pic

Killed s skeeter with my cum stained undies lol

>>214264879
You’re supposed to shoot them out of the air with your nut

>>214264879
One time I drowned a cockroach with my piss. It was very satisfying.

why is /int/ full of pedophilia and openly wanting to fuck 13 year olds?

destiny is my idol and has been since i was 12

>>214265144
meant for >>214265023

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAAAAUUUURICE

>>214265345
maurice what up nigga

rockstar status: sippin
forearms today

>>214265023
Stop staring at little girls in public, Ranjeet.

>>214265355
Ayyy what’s good

just raped maurice

got raped just now

Just witnessed a rape and did nothing

Weird how exactly when tim walz took over as governor of minnesota it became one of the major homicide cities of north america and the democratic party saw that decided he would be the best option to back up their presidential candidate
truly makes you ponder things

after raping maurice and getting terminal super aids, i suddenly realized the bible is true and became a christian. see you in heaven

>>214265547
maybe they were afraid he would get them next

>People left and traffic became tolerable
>People are moving back and now traffic is shit for 16 hours a day
Reeeee

>>214265615
Perchance. Perchance.

>>214265622
Are you sure it's not just because university classes started up this week

I listen to an inappropriate amount of Nirvana.

>>214265547
remember when that tim walz staffer said he was ordered to kill hochul and the news memoryholed it

>>214265643
Our university is on the other side of the city and doesn't use the same freeway

what if timmy from fairly odd parents was a fucked up demented gooner and forced cosmo and wanda to do things like give him xray glasses and increase the size of his own moms tits and ass by 300%

>finally cooled off enough to enjoy a ride into work
>didn't check weather, it'll be raining on my way home in the morning and I don't have my weather gear
Such is life

>>214265779
That would be messed up for a kids show

Just remembered I’m actually a sigma chad.

>>214265702
nope

I wish it rained forever. I feel more at home when it's raining

eggs are $5 for two dozen here still not as cheap as pre-covid but 1/2-1/3rd the price a year ago

>>214265851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-S8uVwJYlg

>>214265899
this sounds like maga propaganda
walz is an innocent little closeted homosexual
he wouldnt hurt nobody

>>214265948
go look it up yourself, the confession from boelter came from him nobody else

I should start keeping chickens in my backyard. It would be a fun and unique hobby and I'd get a fuck ton of eggs on the reg .

>try to avoid any information about games or movies or shows before I consoom the media
>everybody I tell this to acts like im some fucking alien
why? why do people prefer to spoil the initial experience of things?

>>214265702
>remember when that tim walz staffer said he was ordered to kill hochul and the news memoryholed it
Hochul in New York? Why would they want to kill her

Somehow I avoid knowing about anything new going on (movies, politics, games) without even trying

forgot if i pooped award

Dude that guy had to be Keith woods friend or cousin.

He was telling me to go for a black girl.
Or he's just neurotic.

>>214266067
some opposing judaic interests, apparently. whole thing got memoryholed the moment his confession leaked

>>214266067
Vance Boelter claimed Waltz ordered him to become a hitman for him so he could use his governor power to appoint himself as Senator, he had a list of over 70 names so I guess she was just in the way

>>214265987
Just lay them yourself
https://youtu.be/5tVv9g_wbNA

Why can't god just murder me.
I don't want to live past 25.
I don't want to be here on earth.

>>214266462
whats wrong leaf bro?

>>214266475
I lost my seasonal job of 6 years for getting assaulted outside of the workplace by a 2 week new hire illegal immigrant fake student retard.

>>214266502
damn anon, can you give a little more details?

Life doesn't even get good until you're almost 30...

>>214266548
That's the gist of a very long story Mr. FBI agent.

>>214266601
ok but i dont see how getting assualted by a shitskin gets you fired

>>214266640
No one understands.
He got fired as well.
So did I.
But I'm a 6 year veteran.
He's a two week new hire illegal shitskin immigrant student.

When my shift ends in 35 minutes I will drive to the gas station and purchase a breakfast pizza

it's too late my friend it's time to say goodbye

>>214266766
How much is your car insurance?
My dads is $187.

>>214266816
dont need car insurance in my state because I own my vehicle outright

>>214266882
Here, you don’t necessarily need coverage for your own vehicle, but you’re required to have auto insurance in order to pay damages in case you cause an accident that injures or kills someone else

>>214266816
Idk exactly. But it's a lot. Like more than $400/mo

>>214266882
Are you from New Hampshire

yellow tape around his body it's a fucking homicide

>>214266945
550.56 Canadian Dollar

yellow gape around his penis it's a fucking sodomite

mane hold up anons got too much lean in his cup

>>214266994
d'oh

I've held a grudge against the girl I asked out at work for over a year.
She completely floundered her "No" by saying "Yes" (seemingly happily), then at some point regretting it, and instead of telling me straight up she didn't want to go out, she said "I'm busy". I said I figured she was, but was willing to work on her schedule. She said "Thanks" and then nothing else.
Two weeks go by, she says "Do you hate me?" I said "I'm just not sure what's going on; did you regret saying 'Yes' and later mean 'No'? She says "It's not like that." and so I said "Okay, we'll I'd still give it a shot, so think about it." she says "Okay." then just nothing afterwards.
A few months later, after us basically just not speaking again, she goes and fucks my goblin of a boss. Great PR for women, that broad right there. I found some different crazy chick to date instead.

>>214267082
cool story bro fuck off back to r-ddit normalfag

>>214266945
>$400/mo
Why is car insurance so expensive iyc? I pay only about $750/year.

>>214267535
Your Chinese dad raped you so hard its 750 a month

>>214267535
our roads are dangerous
our insurance companies are greedy

>>214266945
I pay $650 for a 6 month term

Umm

Which way burgerpunks?

>>214268374
This UGLY FUCK LEAF POSTER has an iPhone 10 (XR)

>>214268395
this is such rage bait lmao

>>214268395
its insane to me that voter ID laws are a hill they want to fight on when its a thing in canada, australia, and basically every single european country. like its considered just standard to do in every developed nation

>>214268395
Such a shame that the forests of Saudi Arabia got desertified due to oil drilling

>>214268531
It’s racist because the United States has a third world nation of African-Americans inside it. How can they be expected to have IDs?

>>214268395
>only the republican side has affordable housing and a city park
what did they mean by this

>>214268395
>only the shitlib side has jewish hubcaps on their cars
Hmmm

I used to do 100,000 steps a day.
Now I'm scared to go outside because I got jumped on may 18th 2025.

>>214268710
At your seasonal job of 6 years?

>>214268743
No outside of the j o b

>>214268710
>sunday
serves you right, should've been at church

a little wake and bake never hurt nobody

>>214268710
Find and kill the nog to regain your courage

>>214268793
NIGGER I HAD WORK ON SUNDAY.
I GOT JUMPED AT 7PM
WORK ENDED AT 3:30PM
I GOT HUNTED DOWN AT 7PM BY A 2 WEEK ILLEGAL NEW HIRE IMMIGRANT NIGGER STUDENT NIGGERFAGGOT FOR NO REASON.

I WORK 7 DAYS A WEEK.
JESUS IS A JEW.

Fuck you nigger.
Yeah I will change my IP if I get banned.
Fuck you nigger.

>>214268866
I tried to for like a month and a half.
He was hiding.

Death to niggers.

I smoked this dip once, I got for high like 6 months
23 days, 6 hospital stays and a missed lunch

I think I might win the lottery.

O say can you beedoubleyousee

My Amazon fresh delivery is 2 stops away

Schizojeet on a normal one

It’s over…

Why can't I just be killed.
No one wants me to live.
Just put me down already.
I don't belong here on earth.
I don't wanna live anymore.
I don't want anything.
I don't want anyone
I never asked to be born.
Life isn't real.
Please God end my life.
I don't want to continue living.
Its painful to live.
Please end my life already.
I'm losing my mind.
Please end my life.
I want to die young.
Please do it.

>>214269598
smoke a blunt and chill tf out dude ur harshing my mellow

Shove the weed up your ass.

>>214269655
damn I wonder why no one wants you to live

>Do drugs man
>No I don't want to
>Oh you're a loser because you don't do drugs anymore
>KILL YOURSELF

please god, end my life.

Dude I will fucking kill him.

>>214269728
i'll end for you
location?

>>214269791
try me fuccnigga I will send u to asphodel

>your eyes are made of nigfoot feet
what the fuck did god mean by this bullshit?

IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO FUCK WITH YOUR LIFE

DON'T TEL ME ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SHIT LIFE.

NO ONE FUCKING ASKED.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
I DO ME.
YOU DO YOU.
I NEVER GAVE A FUCK.

DON'T TALK TO ME.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
DON'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SHIT FUCKING LIFE.

>>214269854
MY EYES ARE FINGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE NIGGER.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIT LIFE.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
I NEVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE.
YOU NEVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE.
YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW MY FUCKING LIFE.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

why is leaf bro sperging out?

>>214269869
LOL

>>214270032
See >>214269342

That's why your wife left you, you dumb fuck. Cheaters go to hell. Stupid fuck.

>>214269975
MY FICKING EYES ARE FINGERS YOU NIGGER SHIT

Life isn't real.

>>214270209
that's stupid

I'm losing my fucking mind.
Why can't we murder all the retards in the prisons and jails.

We are all human my fucking ASS.
We are all human.
We are all human my fucking ASS.
We are all human.

I'm a real fucking slick nigger.
You don't fucking know me
I'm a real nigger.
I'm the realest of the real.
FUCK YOU.

Fucking bitch ass nigger.
YEAH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I AM UNDIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC BECAUSE PUTIN WANTS TO EAT MY BOOTYHOLE NIGGUH.

God please kill me.
Life isn't real.
They want me dead god.

Niggers arent Human

sick of shitting. sick of my stomach being in agony

Limited Edition Benjamin Netanlabubu

this is NOT a pleasant thread to see first thing in the morning

finna have some beef jerky and dr pepper in 40 minutes

Test

LIFE IS NOT REAL.
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
LIFE IS NOT REAL.
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I BELONG IN PRISON.
I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER HIM.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

I AM GOING TO KILL HIM.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
THEY WANT ME DEAD.
GOD WANTS ME DEAD.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

I AM GOING TO FUCKING END HIM BY KILLING HIM.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK FUCK.

Lord I've tried and i've tried to keep her satisfied

>Kilmar is our neighbor, you can't have him Tr*mp
My reaction.jpg

why do most cartoon character support trans rights?

not gonna trust a nigga named kilmar

>>214270992
My niggas Ed, Edd n Eddy don't fuck with trannies on god

>>214271119
that's not a real doctor

>>214271119
get their ass sista!

>>214271119
Who?!

what percentage of cumnadians are from ontario

>>214271261
Ask them how they feel about the US and you'll get your answer

Thinking of following this guide.

>>214271397
Sorry anon it's bull season rn

>>214270936
They are coming for you

>>214271397
>weight training = bad
>get some dumbbells
cant believe people still post this shit

Why can't god kill me.
I hate suffering.

So basically i’m unc and also chopped.

>>214271669
you’re literally me

It's a rainy gloom house kinda day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV2QfKEcXEM&list=RDQV2QfKEcXEM&start_radio=1

>>214271786
Based, great track. Love Octave One

>>214271786
nice song

Fat guy on one of these was staring at me so I asked him what he was looking at
He said fuck you so I called him a fat autistic loser who lives with his mom
Only thing he said was he wasn’t autistic so I asked him why he did he sound autistic and why was he was wearing a Donkey Kong T-shirt as a grown man

I'm addicted to co[spoiler]ca-cola[/spoiler]

>>214272257
YTA

>>214272283
Told him to kill himself too

>>214272305
Background info: I saw him once before when he almost hit me while crossing the street so he deserved everything I said

>>214272257
and then everyone clapped

How would people react to rick and Morty in the 80s?

I think they'd just hate it. Not even like a shock value or controversial thing, they would just straight up think its shit.

I was sitting at a bus stop at 2 AM last night and a cop car pulled up and said the bus isn't coming

>>214272579
Btfo anon

Crazy how he literally just looks like a girl

>>214272489
It wouldn't make sense to them because it's millennialcore post-irony humour like Adventure Time.

Ren and Stimpy, Ripping Friends, etc. laid the groundwork for absurdist cartoons like R&M but in the 80s that didn't exist so it wouldn't even make sense.

The 80s was still very gay like the 70s when it comes to television. Same corny network approach and sound stage with commercial breaks and live audiences.

>>214272635
crazy how you are a faggot

>>214272635
impressive

>>214272696
Crazy how you never grew up.

Jason desperate for attention this morning, what a surprise.

Trying the Canadian beer

>>214272679
Is kind of strange, how the war on terror temporarily washed away the nihilism of a generation and then it just came back stronger from 2016 onwards

can't wait untl all sports in america are inundated with Hispanics and instead of the nigger BLM worship that the media has been doing for the past 20 years it then turns to Hispanic worship

>>214272753
Moosehead sucks ngl, tastes like pony piss.

Sleeman is probably the best "mainstream" Canadian beer, not sure if you can get it in the USA. Honey Brown, Clear, and Original Draught are top tier.

>>214272924
yeah it's drinkable pisswater at best. some canadian anon told me it was good. Liquor store only had this and labatt blue

strange psyop going on

Nick Fuentes

>>214272969
nice logo though

>>214272969
oh god both of those are garbage, that figures. Blue and Moosehead survive on marketing campaigns and "muh Canada beer durr" alone.

probably half of the beer sold in Canada is local craft beer anyways, the big brewers have been eating shit lately in sales.

my new protein powder sucks
optimum nutrition tastes far better than body fortress

Dude how do I kill myself

hello

>>214273081
Get an unfulfilling wageslave job and work it for 50 years while living the wagie life. It's a slow death, but it's certain.

so Nick was right

mass deportations aren't happening.

we're bringing in a record number of indians

we're bringing in a record number of chinese visa students

instead of White Fascism we have yid fascism

>>214273215
Hey barbie

>>214273261
Nick is a federal agent that's on the Democratic side.

He's a fat spic informant for the FBI.
You stupid fuck.

>>214273261
Mass deportations or some kind of population transfer or disappearance are happening

Put my penis in a girl’s anus and peepee

>>214273230
Fuck you nigger.

I lost my seasonal job of 6 years for getting assaulted outside of the workplace by a 2 week new hire illegal immigrant fake student retard.

I look like this

>>214273354
Not this fucking moron again.
Yes, mass deportations are happening. No, people are not being "disappeared"

>>214273385
Your Chinese dad raped you.
That's why you are a sex addict.
Your Chinese dad RAPED you when you were a young boy.

>>214273422
By the basic definition they are. They're being detained without the government acknowledging that they're being held or where they are.

sup bros

>>214273352
why is a Canadian mad that I'm mad mass deportations of Indians isn't happening?

>>214273354
>>214273422
deportations will barely reach 400k by the end of the year

>>214273486
Who told you that? CNN? Jacobin? Please

I don't care if they're disappearing browns

>>214273318
hows it going?

Ugly stupid fuck.

drinking covfefe

Watch how that dumb fucking bitch gonna do that dumb fucking bullshit.

>>214273549
Other people have noticed it, and there's a specific law they're taking advantage of to do this. That's evidence.

>>214273688
He's a stupid fucking nigger that's a kamala supporter.

I want to your heart.

we need a 3rd position party to take away votes from the republicans as revenge for not doing mass deportations

Fuck people born in 1998, 1981 and 1980.

I'm a 2000 baby.

whom /ugly/?

>>214273863
>>214273863
>>214273863

not using a schizojeet thread

>>214273420
Imagine this was real

>apply for a job that pays really well
>get an interview
>don’t want to go anymore
I don’t like most change but the change in my paycheck will be worth it….

>>214274132
>>214274132
>>214274132
real new thread

>early new
Shant

Someone make another real new at 310

>>214274132
>>214274132
>>214274132

>curly jew
SHart

Kill all early thread makers

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