Thread 214264219

>YOU COMIN THE DIGGERS TO WATCH FOOTY MATE?
>YEAH I GOT A SPIDER A FUCKEN 10 LEG MULTI ON THE DOGS GAME IF IT HITS FUCKEN 10 GRAND MATE I'LL GET US AND A BAG AND WE'LL GO THE POKIES HAVE A SLAP SEE IF WE CAN DOUBLE IT
>IF IT DOESN'T HIT I'LL GET A BAG AND THEN WE'LL GO THE POKIES HAVE A SLAP TRY AND MAKE MY MONEY BACK
>YEAH NAH DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM BRAITHAN AND SHANAELAH ARE STAYING WITH SHEZZAH YEAH SHE TOOK THE KIDS MATE COURT ORDERED N THAT
>ALL CAUSE FUCKEN JAYDEN COULDN'T CATCH A BLOODY FOOTY CUNT'S GETTING A MILLION A YEAR TO CATCH A BALL AND HE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT

>>214264219 (OP)
Get that Mexican who posts "give me a crumb of attention" brazil fox but with an Australian flag in here.

perhaps it's the result of an anxiety

>>214264219 (OP)
i look like this front teeth missing but im yellow brown

>>214264219 (OP)
wow they really do say that and look like that

>>214264219 (OP)
I hate how normalised gambling is in this country. All these fags wasting their money on sportsbet or pokies.
It really is npc shit.

This would actually be a wonderful evening.

>>214264219 (OP)
Every post you make reaffirms my feeling you're the introverted loser in a family of bogans.
No one knows what half this shit means.

>>214264219 (OP)
New gf is Australian White trash had to interact with her parents the other day and theh sounded like this. Wild how your White trash are actually more unhinged than ours but still manage to mostly be good looking. Especially since you're all of Brit ancestry. Looks like Milly Alcock crossed with that Australian actress that plays Harley Quinn and no one in her town even considers her particularly good looking. Really want to see a study on how Australian vs US Anglo genetics diverged.

>>214266854
I got that and I only have second hand Australian exposure in the last few years. Only been there once for like a few days.

>>214266854
I understood what all of it means. You sound like a poofta

>>214266854
Actually I called an RSL a diggers once and my parents had no Idea what I was talking about.

I dont know what spider or bag means in this context

I am desperate to move to Australia, I am Australian in mind, body and soul

>>214266854
Like most Australians, you're nothing more than a castrated, self-hating white cuck who kisses the feet of boongs, spreads his cheeks for immigrants and supported the singing of Welcome to Country on Anzac Day

>>214266854
>Every post you make reaffirms my feeling you're the introverted loser in a family of bogans.
You lower caste fucks kidnap upper caste children to torture them dont you?

>>214265336
20 bucks on the TAB machine makes the grand final more fun when you don't really care much about either team THOUGH its just that and having a slap on my birthday/holiday.

>>214267332
bag of coke

>>214267332
he's calling his multi a spider because it has ten legs