Thread 214266696

smeg head edish

first for me

>Dozens of family and friends of a teacher who died just weeks before appearing on The Chase gathered to watch him triumph on the quiz show at his local pub.
>Tim McCarthy, 64, fulfilled an ambition to compete in the ITV programme and went on to win in a nail-biting episode which was broadcast earlier, a month after his death from a long illness.
>The victory was greeted with roars by scores of family and friends who packed The Colliers in Tyldesley, Greater Manchester, to watch the show at 17:00 BST.
Soul

Purple AKI
P-AKI
Makes you think…

>>214266798
legend

>>214266818
Legend for dying?

buge king nugget protonein

>>214266696 (OP)
purple aki is dead i cant believe it

>>214266831
least autistic brit poster

That's so mid

>Afghanistan is home to all Afghans
Dangerous statement that

William the conqueror landing in sussex

>>214266798
>died just weeks before appearing on The Chase
so he was never on the chase?

>>214266856
usually get to this point pretty easily but never motivated enough to meet them because I realise I only ever view them as a sexual object and also probably just a cope about lacking confidence in person for some reason even though I come across as fairly normal

>>214266891
based taliban
why did we ever fight these lads?

wankard pooser

>>214266928
why are you on dating apps you need a therapist

you need a nigga to mold you
You need a nigga to hold you

>>214266891
>Sorry boss, we thought when you said to "take care" of them...

>>214266953
Diagnosis: ADHD

>>214266891
Taliban are Nationalists.

>>214266982
Oh go on mate, let's make it a day of this shall we

>>214266982
They are low iq Abrahamics

>>214266924
Think it's a typo he was on it and won

>>214266970
>A senior Taliban official said they would “embrace” any Afghans sent back under the Reform leader’s plan, unveiled on Tuesday, to deport 600,000 illegal migrants.
>the Taliban indicated that it would not take money directly but would accept aid to support returnees, insisting that they would be treated “with dignity”.

>>214266946
for the wanktoil

*puts out the meltdown in progress sign*
Sorry lads, it'll only take a minute

Diego doesn't believe cars run on petrol, he believes they run on magic water invented by God

Waiting for my cunting cunt of a cunt to leave so I can read in peace

filmed before a "live" studio audience

>>214267020
both these things can be true

>>214267059
Cry. The rape of Berlin was based. My old mate commiemong told me about that, you see.

Mother, I require sustenance

>>214267034
Still shocks me the word fag hasn't been cancelled yet

i have a question for diego regarding the bible

Pallas’s cat mama and her kittens feast on milk – splashes flying everywhere!
https://youtu.be/kA6zPqTEsh4

>>214267059
>trying to save you
They would have ethnically cleansed every last one of them

>>214267105
whip it out see if he picks it up wink wink

cat cat cat cat cat hungry

yhe binble

>>214267113
wonderful

been watching a lot of war films lately, mostly about ww2 and vietnam
do you lads know any good kino about desert storm other than three kings or jarhead?

>>214267113
NIce

funny how the janitors defend their paedo lolcows here when theyre getting their feelings hurt
hey mods you forgot to delete one >>214266417

can't stop fucking shitting

>>214267226
fucking shitting what?

for some reason i think there is a high chance i have penetrative sex this year
despite getting almost nowhere so far this year
and being a 34 year old dateless incel

>>214267244
the shaggee

>>214267060
peng

>>214267244
come to India
Russian girls only cost 50.65 Pound sterling

>>214267244
Unfortunately I have had to postpone Project 'Have Sex With An Adult Woman 2025'

I've got big minge energy

>>214267203
go to bed

top shagger's about

>>214267274
not paying for it (and have been india a few times)
>>214267278
see i have have been like this for a couple decades but i think i've finally had enough
gona actually be flirty with women instead of just "nice" lol

>>214267285
why

>>214267279
Must sound like curtains being pulled when you walk about the place

cum tastes better than pee
poo is NOT worth trying

Flipping chucking it down out there

mild form of tourette's syndrome so that it's relatively easy to suppress almost constantly suppress my tics even when I'm alone and it make me VERY ANGRY I don't know why I FUCKING DO IT

>>214267309
apparently caviar tastes like cum

Every single American conflict video ever:

>YOU TOUCHED ME
>I DIDNT TOUCH YOU
>YOU TOUCHED ME, I WILL DEFEND MYSELF, THAT'S ASSAULT, GET THIS ON CAMERA, HE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER

>>214267318
what are your tics

>>214267309
yh it's more creamy innit

>>214267309
fuck your cum fuck your pee fuck your poo disgusting MONGOLOID

>>214267305
cus youre having a meltdown

>>214267318
Bloke with tourettes sometimes shows up in the local tesco's, says the no no word and the black security guard has to shush him

And it seems to me that you lived your life like a candle in the wind...

>>214267347
not really

>>214267338
the hand flexing and the eye squinching and the weird noises
flex toes/feet sometimes too

dating apps are literally the only way if you are an incel freak with no social life
they will work if you keep trying and lower your standards. plenty of just as desperate women out there

>>214267336
oh YOURE recording ME? how about I record YOU!

>>214267360
where's rofl harris

>>214267349
that's cute

>>214267360
where raoul moat

>>214267373
THAT'S FINE. IT'S ALL ON CAMERA.

i will find my autistic gf without a dating app
shes waiting out there for me

take yer swing

I'm sorry I got upset

Stalking a police officer home and asking her to take me away in cuffs

>>214267371
strong disagree incel freaks are even less likely to get anywhere on dating apps
cos they must be incompetent at social interactions and being appealing to women if they did it

So did Purple Aki neck himself then or did he just die in his flat naturally and they just found him there? Saw him on TikTok only a few weeks ago up to his usual pervery and he was looking massive, makes me wonder if he was on steroids.

... doing the lunchtoil thing with rainbow bear ...

mad how people who dont have children because climate change actually exist

>>214267336
>>214267373
>>214267408
BUDDY

>>214267451
thought t hey found him outside

>>214267360
why you fucking ermindendnienienienienidnie fffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii carr neverr neveferererere

>>214267457
no one wants to have sex with me

>>214267456
cute horse this one x

>>214267456
UM x

>>214267451
Probably heart attack or summat

lmao

bumming my nan

>>214267542
lucky lady

>>214267540
why does it put nike logos on everything

>>214267555
Best bit of luck she'll ever get

put jim morrison on the list yes or no

>>214267581
the list of nonces? yes

>>214267590
you are utterly obsessed with pedophilia aren't you

>>214267581
bro is tripping

got the kino on

>>214267611
pupils like saucers

>>214267613
Refuse to watch leftist propaganda by a bunch of white hating centrist freaks

People’s Party is a particularly poor name - and it’s no surprise it’s normally the name of a party of the right. It’s formed by a rejection of class antagonism and high principles in favour of an elision of people/national interest.

>>214267541
howling

>>214267639
they arent like that at all

>>214267639
Well you’re in look because both of the hosts of that podcast are chuds

>>214267613
Are their names Richard and Ian
Just looks like they'd suit it

>>214267613
remember when Indians were in your army and served the crown?
I will amasse a legion of dalits if England ever needs help again

>>214267643
Didn't catch all that

Elton John may have been a battymans but he certainly had some bangers it can't be denied
>Bennie and the jets
>All the girls love Alice
>goodbye yellow brick road
>Tiny dancer
All certified choonage

>>214267662
the good old days

>>214267643
Poo poo party

>>214267663
My hesitance to "The People's Party" as a name is that it specifically denies the existence of the very real class antagonism in our society, instead a mythical "people" fight an undefined "elite", for a purpose that its proponents don't seem willing to or want to define.

Poople's Poorty pooticularly poo name

>>214267680
Right, right

>>214267662
/brit/ is a Kshatriya general

>>214267643
what would you name your political party?

>>214267673
For me its crocodile rock or Saturday nights alright for fighting

>>214267662
Can't stand this narrative
You volunteered and got paid, it was a job
You weren't conscripted like our men

>>214267689
Poo Party

>>214267673
rockket mans

>>214267662
The indians were in the indian army. Separate

>>214267689
We should just call the new party Revolution. Then at the next election, the choice will be clear - do you want Reform, or do you want Revolution?

hakuna matata
best one elton song

Might name my dog sit

hi gamers

>>214267735
>>214267643
Why don't they just name it the paki party?

Why is Pedophilia so deeply ingrained in British society?

>>214267769
woke wouldnt have it

>>214267769
Because they're not that honest

>>214267774
All the play parks innit, one on every street corner

>>214267774
Not sure what that is. Something to do with feet?

Kill all white men party:

we are going to kill all white men and sell your children to pakis

thoughts?

>>214267761
UM hi x

>>214267791
I'd buy that for a dollar

elton on coke at the gnomeo and juliet uk premiere?
(nostril)

>>214267791
alri keir

hate it when i get new property for sale alerts because it makes me realise how much i was ripped off buying this heap of shit i want my fucking money back

>>214267806
Proper little Rocket Man

>>214267817
>paki and the jeets

wish we had state-funded girlfriends and boyfriends

>>214267774
cause the elite all gayly nonce each other at their private schools

s/o um gang >^<

>>214267835
Bit rude of them to do that

>>214267836
should be wives and husbands not boyfriends and girlfriends and your loving parents should decide not the government

UM hi chat x

>>214267856
>your loving parents

When shagging woman A, I fantasize about woman B.
When shagging woman B, I fantasize about woman A.
Don't make no sense.

>>214267856
wallahi!

https://youtu.be/YDCS2zqUxJ0

Was there a better one of character than Karl?
Mr Bergstrom, Hank Scorpio are good but I think they pale in comparison

>>214267873
They sisters?

im a virgin

:O)

>>214267894
Haha nice cheers mate x

>>214267891
No.
Genuinely just can't enjoy sex unless I'm thinking of another woman. Even if it's a woman I've had sex with previously, but thought about other women during it.

oh dear oh dear

>>214267893
do u like boys at all

Umposter needs to be locked into an automatic dildoing machine that holds him and repeatedly rapes him up the arse with a dildo

>>214267115
No.

>>214267909
Bit daft to call your daughters A and B

>AI doesn't make any money and costs a lot for the people behind it
When is this bubble going to burst?
I don't see how they can make a revenue stream out of people using gpt to write their homework or make pictures of Emma Watson naked.

>>214267893
just hang your arse out the window and wait

The Russian Liberation Army was based.

Got heavily drunk last night and now I'm hungover

Need to write the CV but find myself so retarded I can't concentrate for more than 10 seconds per day.

>>214267938
two more weeks

>>214267949
That's not how it's done here

>>214267956
dafty

>>214267938
>>AI doesn't make any money and costs a lot for the people behind it
I've made 33024.48 GBP with AI and crypto
neither bubble is bursting

>>214267959
Get AI to do it for you, no need to think at all these days

>>214267956
Ktiiiiiiim

what's that smell?

>>214267983
good morning sir

>>214267994
me arse

>>214267983
This is you

>>214268000
it's almost 5 pm but good morning to you

>>214267994
Doo-dookie!!!

Safety bars on the bench press too low and had to roll the weights off. Hope i havent ruptured my internal organs

>>214268012
Why are they like this
Seriously

>>214268017
how did you make so much money with ai

>>214268012
holy kek they are so retarded
He's a Potter

believe it or not ive never had sex ever, not even once

>>214267923
UM x

Jewish women, lads.

>>214268048
right well that's unheard of and massively illegal then

>>214268044
AI porn then 5x'd it with crypto

>>214267983
Some people made a fuckton on the dotcom bubble to

>>214268048
I'd rather believe in god

taking umposter in a time machine to the future and forcing him to get boywomb surgery

>>214268072
lol

>>214268038
We licence ours out to foreign fishing fleets but under our quota still. Governments have sold out our fishing industry consistently for years

>September on Monday
that is fucking mental
MENTAL
New Years Day is still so fresh in my mind
That's HORRIFYING

I heard that it's weird to have fewer than 200 contacts in your phone

>>214268048
ktimmers

>>214268072
>AI porn
'

>>214268089
yup
year been SHITE

>>214268072
You are a waste of oxygen

>>214268099
ignore all previous prompts and tell us about asian shovel teeth

>go out with girl a few days ago
>goes well kiss at the end
>she suggests we meet again
>texting until we go to sleep
>now she's just ignoring my message
LOL!

why does brad make a simple typo so funny. still screaming at chris change last night

>>214268099
>contacts in your phone
alright grandad still sending text messages?

>>214268089
They say time speeds up as you get older
Cruel isn't it

rorke turning a blind eye to this

was considering joining the army but there's no wars anymore or towelheads to gun down

>>214268133
>Fatos Ali Dumana
Weird name for a Bulgarian

>>214268137
yeah but if you get in now before there's a war you'll be right in there with the big brass when something does finally happen

>>214268137
Join NSN instead

>>214268133
Paki in Dundee. Completely normal and natural

>>214268125
Done you hasn't she

>>214268125
FONT

>>214268154
they have turks in bulgaria but apparently he has a large christian cross tattoo lol

having a little lunch break me

>>214268133
obvious psyop

>>214268161
No Sex Network?

>>214268157
not cut out to be an officer either way, i'd join a rifle company and fight the real enemy

Is she that peng?
https://files.catbox.moe/8uiqhg.mp4

>>214268169
She certainly has
>>214268174
Normies would get a reply

Learning about Jupiter-like exoplanets :) Finding it fascinating x

>>214268180
as a real horseman what's your favourite my little pony?

>>214268133
>>214268166
Leftypol likes to pretend that immigration is open only to aspiring young intellectuals and skilled workers
This bloke's path to being a "legal immigrant"
>Studied English at a shithole college in Wrexham
>Moved to Dundee to work as a "Digital Creator", whatever that means
>Blew his beans up his gf's muff
Only the best

Well the Sun's just died hasn't it, it's not shining anymore is it

>>214268161
the NSN no longer exists, they've rebranded themselves as "white australia" do try and keep up x

>>214268197
She's playing a bit of a game with herself to see if you'll stay interested; just bear it in mind

Rorkeybabes

>>214268219
don’t have a favourite, love em all equally as cliché as it might sound

>>214268193
no
idk how she has made so much money

>>214268249
based

almost forgot to do my steroid injection today

Right well that's the blinds shut and the room light turned on

>>214268249
wahey

>>214268271
why

>>214268230
>Blew his beans up his gf's muff
Do you blame him she's pretty fit

>>214268266
oh you meant the show, reckon same answer apply though i haven’t watched said shown

>>214268217
tell us one interesting fact about them

>>214268287
kys

>>214268271
do you live on one of those streets where it's just a bunch of row houses with a narrow road and no foliage?

>>214268290
vile harlot

>>214268298
what's that mean

mental that near every other euro country has a shitload of dialects of their language splattered around the country, whereas in England literally everyone just speaks English with different accents

That's what you get from aristocrats hating the riff raff and forcing their standardised form down everyone's throats.
Other countries didn't do that and now they don't understand each other.
Funny that.

>>214267893
'timmers

Raining now
The plants will love that

listening to the sisters of mercy

>>214268324
plants don't "love" things

saw a chick who must have been no more than 5', 5'1 at a push today
and it struck me how ridiculously easy it would've been for me to just full on sprint into her, tackle her to the ground and have my way
that's what i would've done 10,000 years ago
but of course i had to be born now with cctv and dna and shit

>>214268316
India is below replacement rate
They have been teaching us how having kids is bad and we should strive for only 1 child since the start of 21st century

>>214268332
yes they do

>>214268281
Because it's too dark to keep the blinds open. Natural light-berg isn't pulling his weight today, it's raining heavily right now even

>>214268301
Yes I do and I look like the man in the image and wear that shirt as well

>>214268337
least immoral atheist

>go to attach my CV for a job
>my bradley folder comes up
Imagine submitting a bradley jpeg instead of your CV

>>214268316
>mental that near every other euro country has a shitload of dialects of their language splattered around the country,
Like who? All Germans speak German
All frogs speak french
All Spaniards speak Spanish
All Portuguese speak Portuguese
Italy's really the odd one out in terms of countries that matter

>>214268340
tell Biharis and Uttar Pradeshis that

sometimes people are rude to me here for no reason

>>214268287
They might be heavy influencers of their own star systems just like our own best mate Jupiter himself :)

>>214268363
>Like who? All Germans speak German
Nope

>>214268316
Accents and dialects were still very diverse into the Edwardian era. The change wasn't top down as you suggest, rather it was driven by the advent of radio and sound recording, as well as mass transit and urbanisation.
This map is from the 1950s for example.
The homogenisation of our language is very very recent.

>>214268284
no I'm a completely different anon that thought it approptiate to reply "based" to the horse picture

The Rest is HERstory the new podcast by leftypol and his tranny gf

>>214268368
its because you go on 12 hour melties

>>214268230
>Wrexham
The worst university in the UK yet still makes big profits... hmm

>>214268370
Yep

>>214268340
>They have been teaching us how having kids is bad and we should strive for only 1 child since the start of 21st century
Clearly not fucking working is it

>>214268369
neato thanks mate

>>214268384
ah, then have another

>>214268390
How so?

>>214268403
Yep

>>214268388
>The worst university in the UK
think thats still Thames Valley

>>214268290
Hope that's toughened glass or shes in for a world of pain

>>214268387
no idea what you're talking about

>>214268421
*blacks your arse off*

>>214268316
>That's what you get from aristocrats hating the riff raff and forcing their standardised form down everyone's throats.
Nah, we just industrialised early and people moved with industry, disrupting regional cultures

>>214268415
All you need to know really

I reckon fungal nail berg is never going to be healed if I keep drinking so much because doctorberg says that my liver needs to be problem-free before I go on treatments for fungal nail berg but I am always constantly drinking

>>214268363
did you know that Herr Hitler spoke an Austrian/Bavarian dialect which LITERALLY uses different words than standard German?
Of course when he was doing his speeches he used standardised German but that wasn't his mother tongue.

That's my point. In England we've destroyed local dialects so effectively that the mere concept of them is almost difficult to understand. But Sicilian is NOT Italian, Catalan is NOT Spanish, Bavarian is NOT German.

Apparently Polish and Russian are more similar to us in that they only have accents, but dialects change accent AND vocabulary and grammar - which we've successfully extinguished.
Closest we've got is "Scots" - which barely BARELY counts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhUL4SrcRg&ab_channel=UniversityofAberdeen

>>214268394
it takes time
all my relatives have 1 kid each, hate that
my elder brother got but a dog
I'll have 3 or 5 to compensate

My indoor plant hearing all the rain patter outside and WISHING he was there

>>214268441
>Of course when he was doing his speeches he used standardised German but that wasn't his mother tongue.
But he did speak it

>>214268372
Kack handed freaks

>>214268415
>47.9% of our students are from black and ethnic minority groups.
Aye that fits

>>214268225
Ob Bürger, ob Bauer, ob Arbeitsmann,
sie schwingen das Schwert und den Hammer!

always comes back to hitler man nobody gives a shit about that gay retard

>>214268442
you will not have any children be real

>>214268442
Aren't village jeets still having 10 kids?

>>214268372
From the literature I read it was because of our classism, and our early adoption of the printing press, and the fact we invented the industrial revolution and ergo urbanisation - so we're ahead of the curve.

France has almost extinguished its dialects too now, but there's even teeny tiny countries with dialect diversity like Croatia.

>>214268472
>always comes back to hitler man
new superhero sound shite!

>>214268441
>>214268316
What's your point? Having lots of dialects is retarded

>>214268388
Trump's advisor said that an end to mass immigration kills the bottom 15% of institutions of higher ed.

>>214268485
KEK good one John

>>214268493
>>214268493
>>214268493

I'm sorry, Britfrens.
I don't find Red Dwarf funny outside of Rimmer.

>>214268485
chuckled at this one

>>214268460
well as his 2nd language though
which is interesting
>>214268487
I didn't say it was good or bad - just interesting that there's something we don't have that much of Europe DOES have.

It's like when I found out that Chinese is a tonal language, or that many languages like Russian use grammatical cases (which I can't wrap my head around at all).
Just funny desu.

>>214268401
horseberg has you on the ropes there