Thread 214270138

Albion edition

Build a bridge to Ireland I say

>>214270173
That'd be a bridge over troubled water

>>214270138 (OP)
neat drawing

>>214270173
I'll build a bridge up to your ass. Drive a Lionel up in there.

Sack-in-butthole does not count as sex.

>>214270138 (OP)
Scotland is the only Albion
Scotland is the only region still called that and people still referred by that name

Major Scottish victory

>>214270138 (OP)
There's a building on this drawing I can see from my window.
Anybody else the same?

There can be no successful National Socialist movement without tackling the problem of jewish finance capitalism which aims to turn us into brown sludge and will make Whites a minority in our own homelands for the profit of jewish and traitorous gentile capitalists.

Modern YOOKAY is more hostile to Whites than 1920s Bolshevik Russia.

>>214270173
Where? There's a large undersea depression between Scotland and Ireland that would make this unfeasible

leftypol spreading lies again is he righto

>>214270233
Think there's also oceanic mines and bombs in those waters

I'm 28 today lads

>>214270218
You mean Alba, right? Dont think the French were ever accusing Scotland of being "perfidious Albion"

>>214270138 (OP)
can see my house from here

>>214270233
Over the sea you dope

>>214270257
FOLC

>>214270227
bring back pure satire posting this shit is gay and boring

>>214270233
favstian spirit will overcome

>>214270261
It's the same word

>In Greek mythology, Europa was a Phoenician princess from Tyre and the mother of King Minos of Crete.
Europe is middle eastern

>>214270264
Why hello ladies!

bottoms, if you are so inclined

>>214270233
a floating bridge

>>214270278
pretty close to 30 doe

>>214270233
Round here i reckon

europa trying to sell me bloody linglongs I want good michellins you tart

>walk near a woman in broad daylight
>get looks
damn these ladies do be scared doe?

The Rainbow Dash doll I've bought won't fit in my glass jar, FUMING

albion and iweriyon are such cool names vgh
britain is cool too
all much better than -land or a fucking acronym

>>214270257
happy birthday friend!!!!
have a great day :)

*looks at you*

hammering it down outside

allotmentberg screaming out in utter joy and excitement

>A full feasibility study was published in November 2021.[5] It estimated that a bridge would cost £335 billion, and a tunnel £209 billion
A small price to pay for getting cozy with Irish twinks

>>214270416
cheers lad :)

>>214270432
I reckon the Chinese would do us one on the cheap

>>214270301
She was also raped by a black bull

You will see a Shariah political party in power in your life time.

how do i become a supervillain

>>214270488
Jeremy Corbyn's literally setting on up right now

>>214270488
Stupid paddy cunt.

>>214270488
doesnt work like that

haha yes

ROOSEVELT?

>>214270138 (OP)
Wheres carnarvon castle then

>>214270515
why do mixed race people always lean into the black side
whats wrong with enjoying crumpets?

Heathermong in the house

>>214270555
makes them feel special and they can claim oppression and all that

>>214270555
Because all blacks are mixed in the UK anyway

mix white wine with "soda water" and you have champagne

>>214270555
Because its better

Heatherpaedo picking up his boyfriends slack

>>214270527
Oh yeah? How does it work?
You're allowed to set up a political party that's politically islamic.
Muslims are allowed to vote for this party.
If Muslims keep growing as a demographic like they're projected to, why wouldn't this happen?

>>214270596
Not true

>>214270398
most women can sense your virginity

>>214270607
Get back to your spreadsheets Spaino lmfao

given that you use got instead of gotten, do you not have the phrase "ill-gotten gains?"

rainbow dash

>>214270398
you can't change your height, so fix your dress sense and cologne

>>214270555
People enjoy showing off their "trendy otherness" while insisting till they're blue in the face that they're as British as you or I

ask and you shall receive

>>214270635
I accept your concession.

>>214270657
Why use a VPN to post?

mums planning something big for my 21st bit scared

You know you have blown a schizo away when he starts calling you Spaino or some other personality

>>214270616
but im a homosexual

>>214270669
:)

>>214270301
Phoenicians colonised ancient Britain after the destruction of Troy.

watching Kamen Rider Black

>>214270688
lmaooo so true

>>214270683
an intervention. you need to get a gf

>>214270700
is this guy actually fully welsh

>>214270683
Ten on one BMWM gangbang porn with you as the star

Genuinely expect my brother to Chris Benoit his family.

>>214270716
he is also part english

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>214270717
You are unwell

>>214270730
why is his wife a cunt? why did he marry her if she's a cunt?

>>214270555
because literally every aspect of society discriminates against white people

>>214270765
Oh just fuck off rorke

>>214270730
how much inheritance will you get?

>>214270761
He was a virg teenager that met her on a "pen pal" website. Then moved to Canada to be with her.
I don't know.

>>214270745
stupid paki cunt that's nowhere near a super car

>>214270555
Because mixed race kids usually live with their white mothers whom they resent, and they often end up idealising their black heritage due to the occasional visit to their dad's family, which they find to be an exciting and slightly exotic break from the monotony of their British white homelife, which are places of depression and boredom.

>>214270745
Rorke melting down over...an Instagram post from 4 years ago

boo

Getting blacked

>>214270782
Well apparantly she's been mega bankrupt fairly recently. But she was giving him grief for "wasting" $700. Which he said he spent it on getting therapy.

>>214270745
Turk from Bulgaria brought in by English people tries to have sex with children in Scotland

We live in a doomed world

>>214270800
boo to you too

wanking to half naked Japanese girls

>>214270787
yikes

>>214270700
Phoenician presence in britain predates the trojan war (which they had no part in) by over 1000 years

you dere crodie

>>214270818
Troy was a Phoenician city.

>>214270703
scrmaing

question
why are terrorists allowed to live?

>>214270811
They have completely naked Japanese girls now.

>>214270842
Niggas are so ugly

>>214270808
fly over and give them an intervention

>>214270842
Congrats to the couple!
Wishing health to the mum and child.

>>214270838
Imagine...

>>214270842
>brown eyes
He was basically a groid anyway.

>>214270477
She was raped by a white bull what are you on about

>>214270834
they have human rights rorke

we need to stop circumcision

>>214270865
leftypol returning to sender because she doesn't have a willy

>>214270834
one man's terrorist is another man's asylum seeker

>>214270854
Genuinely am tempted to fly to Canada to give her a smack.
She loves telling strangers, my mum, my brother, her daughters, to fuck off and fucking this and fucking that. Like to see her try that with me I'll put her in the fucking ground.

Dropped a priceless vase, but it's okay because it's worth fuck all really

>>214270827
mhmm me ge bwan pon de fifi puh sweshdem croks ting x

>>214270893
cut it off

anyone who uses rorke unironically looks like this

>>214270910
Is she Canadian

>>214270607
you have to be accepted by the electoral commission for a start

>>214270923
alri professor

>>214270925
Her shit.
My mouth.

this shit makes me absolutely livid
i hate leftists and tories so fucking much and im not even british
and people are going to fucking fall for it fuuuuuck

>>214270896
what happened to it

>>214270910
based

>>214270940
A messy affair

>>214270870
we have humane methods of execution

>>214270865
i love that body type

>>214270932
So? Didn't stop this party from standing
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Party_of_Britain

>>214270931
She is.
She is threatening to ban my mother from seeing the kids because mother told her to stop smacking them and swearing at them for minor potty training difficulties.
One of the girls said that her dad, my bro, said he would move home to England if that happened.
No environment to be raising kids.

>>214270829
It was Luwian and part of the Hittite empire. Canaanites never had anything to do with it. They usually avoided Anatolia like the plague.

>>214270865
More shit from Temu

>>214271018
don't bother trying to educate that freak

>>214270607
Genuine question though. Why should I care about Islamic parties when Irish have consistently been the most batshit leftists? Like I'd rather deal with the Muslims than these white Irish.

Get it enjoyed

>The Islamic Party of Britain was founded in September 1989 by Muslims who had grown dissatisfied with the Labour Party, a party that has traditionally gained the support of Muslims in Britain. Many Muslims were unhappy with the atheism of Neil Kinnock, the Labour leader, and wanted a party that would cater specifically for the needs of Muslims.
Absolutely a reasonable thing to consider when running a country.

might be dinnertoil for me

>>214271037
is it asf

Starmer is doing a bang up job.

>>214271052
uh ziedbelg?

>>214271054
Just had breakfast and I've been up since 10

>>214271038
Ireland has never had a left wing government.

zeidbelg posting selfies by mistake

>>214271057
probably

>>214270700
>>214270818
The Phoenicians colonised Australia as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvcJ5EUqpxM

New creps. Thoughts?

>>214271122
scmraing

>>214271122
Why have you posted a picture of your face?

I got a new idea for a show: Postman Pat but he wears a pup mask and is into bondage now

>>214271122
what a handsome gentleman

Oh, I'm actually a mong

>A man has been arrested over "disgusting and appalling" racist abuse sent over social media to England footballer Jess Carter.
oh dear rorke

Illegal Migrant simulator 2k26: boat dlc

They do be squeakin'

>>214271185
Thought Grimsby were going to go to war last night when the darkie missed the pen, thankfully Manchester were just a little bit worse

>>214271185
but rorke said all that racial abuse against footballers was coming from india?

rorke taking Ls yet again

act like a fool
think like a brilliant

>>214271185
*Banana emoji* *monkey emoji*
>Oh they are like Mexican soccer fans

>>214271153
>>214271171

>>214271190
Too big.

>>214271232
Whom?

>>214271052
so fit

=D

>>214271190
disgusting sunburnt slag

Guys give us a minute, I'm gonna go get a ham and cheese sammich

why does leftypol keep saying there are no safe and legal routes for immigrants when we had a million of them come here legally last year

>>214271250
c'est mon monde aujourd'hui

mental reform party are gonna have a majority

i'd vote for em if i thought they'd actually improve day to day living

>>214271281
Cold or hot?

>>214271301
don't care about day to day living me just want the wogs all gone

>>214271288
leftypol fried their logic receptors long ago. it's why they often say illogical things.

>>214271102
So did aboriginal Australians

In fact they would have had to have sailed at least 50km to arrive there
Lost technology

>>214271301
None of the parties will improve your day to day, that's down to you.

>>214271322
Same.

payday tomorrow wahey lads

>>214271340
Some people are just full of nonsense

>>214271301
They will literally just be like the Tories
Their board is made up of mostly people who were Tory until recently and jumped ship like rats
Farage has also said he intends to resign after 2029 and will make Zia Yusuf the new leader without a vote

>>214271356
Not for me Rorke
Not for me

mad how the mainstream discourse in this country is controlled by state funded agitprop organisations

>>214271383
woah

>>214271383
Mad how English people will have to be deported back to England along with their paki pals

>>214271368
imagine a muslim pm
funny how advance uk is said to be a reform uk alternative but why would anyone who wants them all gone support a party led by a half paki

>>214271381
when will the tax man be raping you mate?

>>214271383
Joining a march tomorrow, but I don't have a rifle

>>214271400
Ben Habib is a sputtering retard, genuinely don't know how he has any support. Farage was right to get rid of him.

a state funded agitprop organisation just flew over my house

>>214271408
Sunday

Special military tribunal summoning me using black candles and goats blood

MI6 made me gay

>>214271347
>Lost technology
>a raft
WOOOAHHH

>>214271294
oui oui <3

rape rorke

>>214271474
bit rude

neighbour just said good morning to me. it's almost 3pm love x

>>214271458
Ah yes they simply used thousands rafts to populate an entire continent somehow ah yes

#NOTMYRORKE

>>214271457
Benders

All the pro-immigrant protesters I've seen have been from England
Im not sure if they're bussed in or actually English people innately know they need immigrants to reinforce their rule in Scotland

>>214271485
ever shag her up the arse?

>>214271529
no

Alastair Campbell’s rehabilitation is grotesque. This is the man who helped sell the Iraq War (and has shown no contrition for this), and was up to his neck in the pressure and spin that ended with Dr David Kelly dead in an Oxfordshire field. That such a figure is now recast as a sort of avuncular raconteur for the podcast generation is obscene.

In me bed

>Man, 59, arrested after racist and abusive messages sent to England football star Jess Carter
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>214271314
Toasted. Only a little melty.

>>214271523
I've never met a single anti-immigration Scot in my life.

>>214271549
room for 3 more? x

>>214271477
They'd never do that to me

>>214271529
Never happening Janet

>>214271553
go HAM on that sandwich

>>214271552
Haha

>>214271553
3 browsers on the taskbar is criminal

There is nothing worse in the fast food experience than ordering a sandwich without pickles and getting the pickles anyway. There are 3 things I don't like on a burger. Lettuce, tomato, and pickles. If they give you lettuce or tomato? No big deal, you can take those off without any issue and the burger will still be good. If they give you pickles? The whole burger is fucked. You can take off the pickles, but pickles have such a strong tasting juice that soaks into the bread and leaves the pickle taste regardless. They also have a very overpowering smell which has a big impact on your sense of taste. Don't get me wrong. Im not an asshole who harasses fast food workers for getting my order wrong. I'll still eat the burger, but the experience is ruined and I'm not going to be very happy about it.

>>214271553
Lovely. Give Ireland back to the Irish etc

Fairest Ruby, let down thy hair

>>214271559
Most autistic post of the thread

Sucking an avuncular raconteur

>>214271598
>eating runtslop

>>214271559
I'm an anti immigration scot

>>214271322
Kinda same but I have a hard time justifying that logically. I just think england should be majority white, BUT logically there's no real justification for that other than an emotional one. We're all just all just insects floating around on a giant rock at the end of the day.

>>214271603
This post is anti English and harms English peoples right to colonise the Irish countryside en masse

>>214271625
sounds crunchy

Like them perfectly fine in their own countries.

>>214271667
she looks like dash dingo

And the latest from EW?

Do you like coffee?

Just found out about them Brazilian butt lifts, knew they were up to something

>>214271647
Alri autism lad

>>214271688
>Let Mohammed do a bit of rapin

>>214271703
not really
whats in his cup

>>214271708
apparently they proper stink permanently if done cheap

>>214271712
ye im alri x

>>214271727
Coffee

>>214271703
lavazza gold in the moka pot
let it cool a little then pour into a glass with ice

>>214271722
Linux niggas howling at this one

Bit of the ol Arvo Pärt on radio 3

>>214271759
what about /usr/bin/cp

>>214271799
Nice. That'll translate to about 35 seats in a general election thanks to FPTP.

>>214271801
Oh go on then

>>214271799
Leftypol HQ in full meltdown mode. Just heard they've turned all the lights off and are currently lying on the floor

>>214271805
>/cp

Distinctly remember being told things could only get better

where were you on the 28th of August 2025 when the AI bubble popped and how did you survive?

>>214271820
445 according to electoral calculus actually

>>214271848
Your memory's getting worse and worse

>>214271853
lol

>>214271759
rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>Nigel Farage rolls back on vow to deport all small-boat arrivals to the UK
>Reform leader tells event in Scotland deporting women and children is not part of his party’s plans for next five years
Fell for it again award

>>214271850
Looks to me like a good time to buy

>>214271876
hmm not sure what this does. let me run it real quick

>>214271879
based
Remember when Meloni tricked all of those silly dagos and didn’t do anything

>>214270173
sorted

>>214271879
What he actually said:
>they are not "top of our list"

Least disingenuous lying leftypol poster

>Farage is a liar, you can't trust anything he says
>Except when he's trying to win support, he wouldn't lie then would he

I will be making the new. If you were wondering.

>>214271910
this the future leftypol wants for us

Don't care. Still voting Reform.

so this is rorke

>>214271879
>Asked at Tuesday's press conference whether this would include women and children, he told reporters: “Yes, women and children, everybody on arrival, will be detained.”

>He added that “how we deal with children is a much more complicated and difficult issue”, while senior Reform figure Zia Yusuf said “phase one” would focus on adults and unaccompanied children would be sent back “towards the latter half of that five years”.

So we're just at the outright lying stage now are we? Christ you really are afraid aren't you?

>i turn 40 in a month
it’s over isnt it

uni times ending VERY soon lads
MSc thesis submission deadline on Monday, oral presentation on Wednesday
any general advice on joining the toilforce?

Definitely keep voting red to fix the blue problems and blue to fix the red problems, that always works

>>214271958
Don't forget to say thank you

>>214271958
don’t apply to jobs through any online portals. find the jobs on those sites and find the contact info, then directly send an email with your resume, cover letter, and write out a brief message in it to express your interest directly to hiring manager.

>>214271910
need this entrepreneurial spirit here. bring this man to Britain.

>>214271947
>>214271912
Lying is the FIRST phase of leftypol's argument strategy.
>It isn't happening
>It's not happening as much as you think
>OK it is happening but actually it's a good thing
>It is happening and if you criticise it you're a racist chud
>It is happening and if you criticise it we will put you in jail

>>214271912
>>214271947
Don't say I didn't tell you so when it doesn't happen

leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

>Empiricism and Utilitarianism
this is correct philosophical worldview

Leftypol does get it in the neck doesn't he

>>214272008
>It's not happening as much as you think
>OK it is happening but actually it's a good thing
>It is happening and if you criticise it you're a racist chud
these aren’t lies though, they’re just opinions

>>214271958
I've just finished my bsc and haven't even began applying for toil lol
just signed up for UC and will see what happens

>>214271994
Ah yes the 21st century version of le eye contact and firm handshake
FOY

>>214271994
better yet, if it's a smaller limited company they will often be registered at a founding director's address, and you'll be able to get that from the companies house website. visit him at home in person and shake his hand before asking for a job. it will show initiative and a real drive to succeed. really sends a strong message: "I know where you live"

imagine the interviewer naked

>decided to come to /brit/ right before it hits bump limit
great. now i have to wait to post all my good post ideas in the new so they don’t get wasted

>>214272087
no, i’m just giving you my experience. i’ve never once gotten a job from indeed, linkedin, or any website portals, but i got my current job through skipping that process and emailing them directly. please do not waste your time in those sites, it’ll unironically make you depressed

>>214272119
Won't be able to stand up to leave

>>214272124
I've done okay from Indeed desu, don't see what the issue is

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE

>>214272108
yeah yeah i know you’re mocking me, but the common job listing sites employ AI that will immediately terminate your application if you don’t meet every specific parameter. emailing directly gives you access to a human being who will review your application and gives you far more promise

>>214271487
Yes, as we all know small boats are not a good way of conveying thousands of migrating people.

>>214272172
again, my experience is obviously just personal anecdotes, but the past three positions i’ve had all came from directly contacting the hiring team/employer

>>214272188
>small boats are not a good way of conveying thousands of migrating people
seems to be a runaway success so far though doesn’t it

I've got a feeling!
That tonight's gonna be a good night!
That tonight's gonna be a good night!
That tonight's gonna be a good good night!

>>214272211
>>214272211
>>214272211

>>214272243
>>214272246
>>214272223
Your news

>>214272243
>>214272246
>>214272260
what's going on 'ere en

>>214270555
because racists have aleways discriminated against mixed race people