Thread 214272211

coprophilia edition

poo smells lmao

>>214272211 (OP)
>Emma barges in
>Presents a nugget of her shit
>Tells you to eat it
>You open your mouth to speak
>She cuts you off and says "Do as your told"
What you doing?

>>214272228
fuck off spaedo

>>214272234
heem that cunt

on a cheeky little incelwalk hope you’re all having a great day x

>>214272284
can't incelwalk in America
just not possible

anon it looks like you're not hitting your KPIs this quarter. Do we need to circle back to this?

>>214272284
quite the snappy dresser!

Oh, I'm actually a mong

>>214272300
fortunately live in a historic suburb so i’m nearby some nice walkable shopping centers and such

>>214272300
Actually you can only incelwalk in suburban America where the cops pull you over for being on foot
You just take a leisurely stroll in britland

>>214272301
kpis more like keep pissing in schools

thoughts?

more like kpenis

>>214272234
>She cuts you off and says "Do as your told"
This would probably reduce most of you to unthinking submission, because you're working class, and an RP voice issuing an imperative forces a natural acquiescent reflex.

>>214272364
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>>214272234
i'd respond
>do as my told what?

Was going to make a good ppst but i see the calitranny child is hereb

favorite beatles song?

>>214272391
You would expect an ivy league graduate to do better

>>214272416
Clearly fame isn't everything

>>214272415
Strawberry Fields Forever

>>214272415
polythene pam

>>214272284
90s ass nigga

just watched a video on King College 2016 IT backup failure that showed they were making weekly backup copies of the server that housed their entire infrastructure onto the same server o i am laffin

>>214272415
imagine

>>214272480
Corr

>>214272462
sorry I'm not a virgin so this isn't funny to me x

Was chatting about dating with my colleague, I said that I find casual sex unfulfilling and disgusting, then he turns round and says I am jealous of those that have it. I am jealous of married couples who have loving sexual relationships, yeah, but not club going sex havers. Whys that so unbelievable?

>>214272462
Just Googled this and tracked down the exact video you're watching, Kevin Fang is it?

Start doing THIS

>>214272510
that's cool x enjoy your time here sex haver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJCv-gDPdzQ

the break from kanade's wonderful singing voice to the stupid flute bgm and bratty voice is summit else x

especially when she sings jazzy tunes

>>214272524
yummy

>>214272524
cor that must've felt good x

>canajeet flag
>poo
mhmmmm yep yepy ep!

>>214272524
Where did this happen

nth for the holodem

>>214272544
sorry I don't watch virginous incel shows

>>214272544
banned from /vt/ again?

>>214272211 (OP)
Interesting.

>>214272177
Where I work (mid-sized biomed) shortlisted applicants get ranked as L, M, and H (low/medium/high) by the recruitment people before being given to the relevant manager for review, and the manager gets to accept or remove people from the shortlist before we proceed to any interviews. if we want to accept the L people, we need to write a special case for why we want to include them. likewise, if we want to exclude any of the H people, we need to write a case for that. the Ms we can accept or reject freely.

I lead a team of six great people and five of them were ranked L at recruitment, while the remaining one was ranked M. people ranked H are usually hopeless. maybe four or five that I've interviewed over eight years were good. one of those was hired but she performed worse than expected before inexplicably leaving.

I wonder how many good people get dropped entirely before we even reach that stage.

really starting to fuck me off that all the paki pizza places are trying to "level it up"
we like it shite and grim ffs

I'm gonna say it
I fucking hate fat people

>>214272584
yh

>>214272284
I'm afraid to go outside because women think all single men are rapists and murderers now

real talk do you think the Jews’ PR team will clean it up once the war ends or is their reputation globally damaged permanently now

Seasoning my wounds with salt and pepper

>>214272284
lips builded for my uncut cock

>>214272674
if you went outside you’d realize most normies are, in fact, relatively normal

>>214272654
paki pizza is vile i don't believe any of you genuinely enjoy it

chris change

>>214272674
log off nigga people do not give a fuck

Sir Keir tackling the big important issues

ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ ˣ ˡᵉᶠᵗʸᵖᵒˡ

>>214272725
What does it mean by brand name? Did schools have deals with Ralph Lauren for school polo shirts?

>>214272733
Thank god that box is labelled else I'd have no idea what any of it meant

Chicken Kievs tonight :)

Sir Poo Barmer

>>214272758
A lot insist you can only buy proper 'logoed' uniforms from approved suppliers you can't buy generic blue jumpers from ASDA for example.

Sir Black Bastard the Nigger

>>214272725
I assume by "brand name" his retarded PR teams means jumpers with the school logos?

>>214272809
The Nigger Word is NOT NICE AND HECKING WHOLESOME.

>>214272725
>restrict the number of branded items that schools require
What so just the jumper? As in the only bit that 99% of schools put their logos on?

>>214272762
Who's a good goy

>>214272799
Ohh with the school crest on? Whats the price difference? Arent school uniforms VAT free anyway

>>214272863
Sulking are we?

just applied for a job lads

>>214272415
happiness is a warm gun x

>>214272863
*raises paw*

>>214272855
>I cant feed ma kids cus this jumper is 10.99 instead of 4.99 and the government need to sort it out!

>>214272866
Proper branded jumpers can be like 30-40 quid. A generic will be maybe 10-12 pounds. It's a big difference if you're a working family with several kids.

>>214272809
fuck bro

>>214272882
>Blackrock
Wonder how many applicants that'll get

>>214272284
how small are your feet lol

>>214272768
Bigoted and racially insensitive post

>>214272928
i wear a size 12

pee smells

>>214272725
>On uniforms, the government says 24% of primary and 70% of secondary schools still require five or more branded items, while some parents claim they have been asked to provide 10 or more for their child.
I don't believe that
Shirt, jumper/blazer, trousers, tie
That's 4, although I doubt anywhere demands "branded" triusers
What else? Hats??

>>214272960
PE Kit. There are often two PE Kits an indoor and outdoor

>>214272900
Maybe if they spent the Christmas bonus on their kids uniform instead of lambrini and fags they'd be able to afford it

>>214272910
Just googled it and its like £20 not 30 to 40

>>214272946
Give her credit, it's in the bathroom at least

>>214272945
don't believe you
post cock

>>214272946
>pooping my pants is tempting

>>214272733
Labour : 10 votes, Slogan: inifinite 'akis and a century of humiliation
Reform: 9 votes, Slogan: perhaps a few less 'akis, and some chuddy xeets
The man who complains about pakis 23 hours a day: they're not nuking israel and killing all wogules? I'll sit this one out thanks

hate being a fat cunt

>>214272809
keep it on /b/ rorke

>>214272980
Yeah not everyone uses the same supplier. They insist on using one local supplier and the cost is 30-40 pounds. Like you would know anyway you fucking stupendous virgin you're not even allowed within 300 yards of a school

>>214273001
*Tickles you under the chin*
Awwww you're such a good goy

>>214273013
Must be a heavy burden

>>214272988
shant do that but measurements are 7.5” L x 5” W. circumcised. i’m also straight sorry

da jooooz

>>214272910
Don't have more kids than you can afford lmao it's not rocket science

>>214273028
>They insist on using one local supplier
Oh no, supporting local the horrors!

>>214273028
Sent that cunt to the Outer Rim

>>214273013
my teeth became rotten so I stopped enjoying most foods, lost 10 stone since

so my weight loss advice is to rot your teeth

Is Farage that bad?

>>214273031
You've just got it all figured out haven't you, you are the only free thinker in a world of goycattle

>>214272725
>Research published by the Children’s Society found last year that parents spend an average of £422 a year on secondary school uniforms and £287 on primary uniforms.

This actually is a big important issue. Schools have gone full retard with uniforms and demanding they buy branded shit with the school logo on it.

Brilliant, cocks again

>>214273028
>proven wrong
>immediately ad homs
little melty is it?

Virgins in their smelly incel bedrooms tell people how to raise their children

>>214273071
no thanks

Don't remember having branded PE kit at school, think we just wore generic stuff

>>214273074
posh faggot larping as working class epic memer

>>214273090
Went to private school and got all mine second hand

>>214273089
Wow you're an even better goy than I first thought!

da jooz made my imaginary children's clothes too damn expensive

>>214273106
They know the best, because their parents failed them so bad they know exactly how NOT to do it

>>214273104
Proven wrong in what way? You literally just googled the first result and assumed that was the price everywhere. Stfu you crusty incel

>>214273129
He has never larped as working class
No, drinking beer is not a specifically working class passtime

>>214273106
my brother has kids and he's always moaning about school uniform prices, all parents are sick of it

>>214273129
>larping as working class
Does he?

>>214273090
>and demanding they buy branded shit with the school logo on it.
As they should

realised that wearing the same pair of shorts all week at the gym which is like three or four days per week might not be normal. apparently people actually have separate pairs for each day?

Absolutely mental how it's always the men who women find the most repulsive who always have the strongest opinions on women and children.

>>214273129
>drinking and smoking = larping as working class
?

>>214273175
>apparently people actually have separate pairs for each day?
if you're woke

>>214273175
are you washing them?

>>214273162
>>214273170
he tries speaking on behalf of working class brits despite never having left his comfy trust fund manor

>>214273129
>larping as working class epic memer
I can't remember a single instance of him doing this, if anything he's a lot more open about being a middle class yuppie compared to most politicians

>>214273175
I'll wear the same pair for a couple of workouts but it starts to properly pong halfway through the second sesh

had a uniform shop inside the school

Will putting (he/they) on my cv increase my chance of getting a lazy office job

Can't go in public because women pepper spray me on sight

>>214273214
that’s what you get for literally claiming God doesn’t exist and that he could try to become God himself

>>214273206
So?
>trust fund
How so?

>>214273206
There's a difference between talking on behalf of and pretending to be

>>214273246
that's illegal m8

for me its poomaxxing

>>214273188
There's actually an incellious logic at work here. If you can't get women socially then they want to control them legally.
>If I can't have sex then no one can!

>>214273149
Not found anywhere selling jumpers for £40 mate almost like you made it up and have to keep ad homeming to cover up for it. Bit embarrassing but its ok i dont mind

>>214273266
we know, dtfic.

>>214273239
no. you’ll look like a walking lawsuit. now if you put that you’re “two or more races” and claim that your great gran was jamaican or something it might be different

>>214273214
No he hasn't

>>214273214
source?

>>214273206
Dense>>214273284

just been out in the pouring rain to fix my car and found i don't have the bit i need to get the thing fixed. took the thing apart before realising too lol

>>214273290
don't tell me what to do

>>214273283
x

struggling to come up with themes for my incredible novel

>>214273256
>>214273258
in what way does he have the right to speak on behalf of people who he does not interact with or have any sympathy for?

>>214273271
This might come as a surprise to you but not everything is on the Internet. There's this place called real life.

might conjure up a pizza

>>214273298
off to screwfix

when i was at uni i was too scared to use the washing machines so i never washed my clothes

>>214273090
Hard to feel sympathy for the parents when all their kids have the latest smart phone and designer trainers and eat fast food sloppa several times a week or takeaways in front of the huge telly watching subscription services.

>>214273310
alri brian griffin

Trust me, nobody wants to live in a timeline where mass deportations happen

>>214273319
nah just need some tin foil and i can make the light work again. off to Tesco

Currently reading Higurashi When They Cry Chapter 2: Watanagashi

>>214272960
>Outdoor sports shirt
>Indoor sports shirt
>Sports cap
>Wooley hat
>Scarf
>Satchel
>Pencil case
All of this on top of a regular school uniform (blazer, tie, trousers etc.) at my school. This was over 10 years ago thougheverbeit.

thoughts on these trainers? already ordered them so nice things only please

>>214273337
Kys

>>214273175
i've only got one pair of swimming shorts and they're really colourful and loud which i like cos i'm always drunk whenever i'm wearing them (rarely). but anyway. i was really really ill on the third day of leeds fest last year and was wearing them and after stupidly accepting a line off someone i pooed myself in them, and obviously being bright and colourful they stood out but with the poo they stood out even more. was probs laxative in the coke. but, that was embarrassing for me

>>214273322
screaming

>>214273349
looking good

>>214273214
kwab

>>214273349
that hairline omds

>>214273322
hate to admit it but ktim. would take my washing home when i visited and just said i didnt have time to get them washed even though the last time they saw a washing machine was the last time i was home

>>214273331
I don't see what point you're trying to make here. Phones and food are more important than a smelly school jumper

>>214273311
Sorry mate you must have missed the memo, we have these things called politicians who talk on behalf of different groups on different topics
Makes it easier than having all 65 million of us submitting ideas

sending your child to school in anything but this it's tantamount to abuse

>>214273344
So any plans to nakadashi inside a woman yet Rorke?

>>214273379
>I don't see what point you're trying to make here.
That's because you're an idiot and a mong.

mad how good the new deftones album is. probs album of the century

>>214273382
buy all my clothes from loro piana

>>214273322
Rorke mate you never fail to suprise me with what an odious little ru

paki pizza on the cards for tonight

>>214273397
I genuinely don't get it, I'd rather buy my kid a phone and a meal than a school uniform, what's your point?

Wish someone would explain the meaning behind ktim - starting to bother me

>>214273322
talked to a boomer recently and he said that just like there are behaviours that used to be normal that we now consider unacceptable, there are likely things we do now that future generations consider disgusting

he then went on to say that he thinks future people will only wear clothes once and look back at our barbaric times where we'd wash them and wear them again with disgust

>>214273382
>a jumper made from babies
Brutal

>>214273406
has it gotten you laid

>>214273311
>in what way does he have the right to speak
Oh right well we have the right to free speech in most circumstances, fairly sure you have something similar?
>who he does not interact with or have any sympathy for?
Source?

big fan of percival menswear

>>214273419
kiza is grim and so are you

>>214273424
It's been explained countless amount of times and Google exists too

>>214273424
why don't you just THINK about the CONTEXT it's being USED in you STUPID twat

>>214273403
It's not as good as White Pony or Koi No Yokan or Saturday Night Wrist

>>214273424
it stands for Know The Internet Meme
ciecular log, see

Curry tonight for me

>>214273424
It means 'okay tim'

>>214273424
ktim: kek this is me

>>214273346
What you were required to have branded satchels and pencil cases? That's mental
was it a posh grammar school or summat

>>214273446
Google says "keep that in mind" which does not seem to apply to its common usage in this thread

>>214273433
I only have sex with high class escorts

Don't think I'll be killing myself for a while, can't have my parents or family realising just how much time I spend using ChatGPT and Charecter.ai for emotional support.

my first name is billy-elliot and it has ruined my life. obviously i go by billy. but the teachers at school inevitably would read the full name out sometimes and remind everyone.

might troon out after my parents die

Autumn beckons.

>>214273489
is the dash silent?

Wish I had that condition where men develop boobies just so I'd have a pair of boobies to play with at my leisure

>>214273452
Know that in myself?

>>214273382
Whats the ply? Bet its lovely an soft

>>214273467
grammar schools aren't posh

>>214273489
my name is decently normal but it's spelt like a mong because I have utter mong parents

>>214273503
fat nigga syndrome already exists

>>214273520
Yeah but many of them attempt to be

ktim was always a dire gimmick

>>214273503
i’ve got it and it blows. anytime i drink my nipples leak a little bit. can’t wear any tee shirts because my nipples are constantly puffy and hard.

>>214273414
That's him done then

>>214273463
Cheers lad. Gonna start using this every post

Don't like how GRRM made all the characters so young...
Stephen King gets a lot of shit for **that** scene in 'IT' - but GRRM has a scene like that, or worse, practically every book

>>214273467
It was a public school.

>>214273506
there you go
wasn't hard was it

>>214273498
squealing how i'm heading into my 4th once in a lifetime market crash aahaaaa

>>214273498
what does this mean then

hate toil so bloody bastard much

*smacks the AI image-generation machine*
*it shakes and whirs into life*
ANIME BOOBIES
>"ah yes excellent choice sir 50 images on the way"

>>214273553
Oh right well that's utterly irrelevant then isn't it

>>214273473
funny way of saying "no"

>>214273552
Daenarys being a horny niggerloving teenage girl is half of what puts me off reading.

>>214273553
Yeah so posh

they won't shut up about the fucking football

>>214273421
He didn't say "a meal" or "a phone" thought did he? Youre deliberately misunderstanding the difference between luxuries, the latest phone, the expensive trainers and necessity a budget phone and cheaper trainers

>>214273527
And that's the precise medical term, is it? 'Fat nigga syndrome'?

>>214273457
saturday night wrist was shite

going to buy some comfy new trackie bottoms

>>214273562
Well apparently its "Kek this is me" so I was close

>>214273588
>Daenarys being a horny niggerloving teenage girl
tbf the only white men around her were her batty brother and Sir Jorah of House Simp

>>214273578
Been thinking of getting into those AI gf simulator websites. Might be the final nail in my coffin, though.

bit grim if I'm honest

>>214273588
>Daenarys being a horny niggerloving teenage girl
hot

>>214273624
kwab

>>214273552
what scene in IT?

>>214273629
The men of the free cities are basically white, but she only got slick wet for a beastly horse nigger

>>214273624
>apparently its "Kek this is me"
you're being lead astray and fed misinformation

Get them air conditioned now. At the taxpayer's expense!

>>214273604
yeah i heard House say it one time

>>214273653
the children's gangbang at the end

>>214273653
It's been explained countless amount of times and Google exists too

>>214273660
>The men of the free cities are basically white
they're Italians, wogs

>>214273391
i just realised nakadashi is 中(に)出し like in the meme 中に出すぞぉ

>>214273642
We export far more services than we do goods.

>>214273638
I only know of chatbot ones, it doesn't really do it for me yet. I still have to prod them and mention things over and over just so they remember and don't treat me like a stranger all of the time. Maybe in 5 years there will be virtual-reality AI girlfriends

>>214273642
*sounds the biomass horn to try and fix this*

Wearing a condom into boots

>>214273618
these look good

>>214273664
BITCH, YOU'RE AFRICAN

>>214273664
mad how these cunts will refuse to do anything themselves. these people would rather let their kids die than crack open a window or clean mould off the walls. it's downright bizarre.

rorke complaining he is too poor to buy uniform for his kids even though he bought the latest phones and games consoles all for himself of course because he doesn't have kids and never will you see

;_;
death to russia

>>214273565
It basically means you're a fool if you're putting your money into any of these big index funds. A poor fool. You're better off just investing in the top 10 or a top 50 index fund. Yes that's the ticket.

>>214273720
bit spenny for me I've got a couple of pairs of thom browne ones that I like

>>214273735
>30 inside
>36 outside
>crack open a window

>>214273735
it's a well known phenomena with blacks, the whites go there to build and wells and stuff but it all goes to waste because black people refuse to maintain anything, they have a very anti-civilization attitude towards life

>>214273720
just as good as a 5 quid pair from primark

>>214273773
good

>>214273773
ktim

Rorke sitting around feeling ill because he drank too much last night
Leftypol working at a job

>>214273662
These uniforms will now be bought from giant corporations instead of local businesses. Great

>>214273773
get them to work. get them crushed under a palette

Rorke furiously googling the price of school jumpers to prove they're £29.99 and not £30 then getting arrested for being a nonce

>>214273773
wish I could hit 600,000 disabled people

>>214273773
They're hitting them now? Let's not get physical here Kier

>>214273642
You could export 30x the oil if you wanted

>>214273801
He's working at a job is he?

>>214273810
Melty

>>214273661
Guess both meanings are the same at the end of the day

Sir ITV Drama

What's the point of a school uniform exactly, if you're going to some posh cunt place okay sure but for the proles who the fuck cares what they wear, they'll all be in prison or single mothers within a decade

>>214273773
sir wheelchair tipper

>>214273835
Yeah he's earning money and that. All while Rorke lays in bed absolutely monging

>>214273772
>thom browne
worst brand ever. all their stuff has loose threads after a couple of wears. get yourself some loro mate. you won't look back.

>>214273787
Based nigs

Don't hear much about food banks and cost of living crisis these days even though it's not got any better and median wages haven't even remotely caught up

>>214273852
>What's the point of a school uniform exactly
they look good :)

>>214273689
Whiter than you, Dornishman.

>>214273858
What job's he working at?

>>214273805
They're all made in Bangladesh you fucking cretin. The markup is pure profit, they're manufactured literally for pennies. If your business model is exploiting poor children by overcharging for branded products they have to buy to attend school then frankly you should be put out of business. A lot of these uniform shops are predatory and run by pakis anyway. You'd know this if you'd stepped out your smelly bedroom once in a while.

rorke trying to pout and stifle a giggle as I sneak up behind him and start tickling his ribs

*does a little dance*

>>214273867
It's just part and parcel of British culture now

>>214273879
spend a lot of time in school uniform shops do you?

>>214273867
Harvest festivals coming up so theres a surplus of food for the homeless and that x

>>214273773
ok but they won't actually do that will they
backbenchers will revolt because their combined cousins account for 100,000 of those people and Sir U Turn will do what he does best

school uniform shop on my high street closed and was turned into an african market and goods shop

>>214273878
Oh, you know, the err the um the bank?

>>214273885
*gets one over the boys*

>>214273907
No I don't know

>>214273905
that's progress rorke

>>214273901
>Harvest festival
Nigga living in Stardew Valley or some sheeeeeit omdssssssssssssss

>>214273899
Yeah when I had to buy uniforms for my kids. Bizarre and incellious question

>>214273905
Theyre all owned by pakis anyway dontcha know

*does a little dance*

>>214273901
>Harvest festivals
Urbanites haven't celebrated this in decades mate.

>>214273920
Right well never ask me that question again

Theres a little street kid who cant be older than six or seven always hanging around the front of the apartment on his own, should i call someone?.

Sir Prevent Program

>>214273942
ktim

>>214273867
Food banks were always a bit of a meme anyway
Hardly anyone actually struggles to eat in this country

>>214272227
>>214272227
>>214272227

>>214273932
how do you even catch that?

>>214273934
yeah sure lol

>>214273948
a bronx tale ass nigga

Rorke now just realising most of the uniform shops are paki-owned. Quite a conundrum I might say.

>>214273735
Most people would realise it's hot and buy a fan but this lot just flail around like there's absolutely nothing that can be done without someone else coming to do it

>>214273926
Did you never do this?

>>214273942
Rorke forgets his anti-seizure medication and then has a seizure but he's in China and not at home so he dies

>>214273948
Read up on Charles Dickins and then act like one of the evil characters

>>214273932
mate put some fucking blinds up

>>214273552
GRRM made ranni evil but miyzaki turned her into waifu

dating app redownload urge rising