Thread 214277897

Tell me about the biggest happening that occurred during your time at school.

>>214277897 (OP)
I dunno, not much interesting happened. A guy shat his pants passed out a party and drove his moped home drunk in shit-covered pants.

>>214277897 (OP)
many girls caught having anal in toilets in primary school

>>214277897 (OP)
Anon shouldn't you be sleeping
Also nothing happened in my school

Some kids found our maths teacher’s Instagram account and it was him posting all of his Star Wars figurines and he had an entire room dedicated to them. He was only a few steps down from the headmaster and was a bit strict so everyone took the piss. I don’t know nothing really happened at my school.

>>214278188
as you have read, at least 3 as I remember, also 2 in mid school, and I don't wanna count high school

>>214277930
He could have joined Metallica instead

>>214277897 (OP)
They once arrested a drug dealer in front of the school

There was a mentally retarded girl who would come to my elementary school and attack random kids. I think they did something about it because she suddenly stopped coming. Retarded bitch was in her 20s and attacking 8 year olds

Math teacher and principal's relative was getting married. Music teacher saw her ex bf dancing with an another girl in the wedding, got jealous, drank shitton of alcohol and died in a traffic accident on the way home

I saw a teacher feeling the girl working in the school cafetaria up. He was 30 years older than her and was married

Kids used to pour sourströmming in the ventilation shafts. Hope it's still a thing.

>>214278282
ain't no way

>>214277897 (OP)
Some boomer female teacher didn't know her facebook likes were public. Was exposed for being a total gooner. Falling for shit like "Like to unlock see the sextape of X celebrity." Resulted in nothing.

>>214278322
public schools in Morocco are like Zoos

>>214277897 (OP)
Once a girl shat herself, and the whole school went bananas. There was a big ass ramp to get to the classes, and I saw her at the beginning of the ramp struggling, with some jannies helping her, and they put her in the staff-only elevator. When I finally got to my floor, the whole school was in front of a girls' bathroom shanting like baboons, and there was this trail of liquid shit on the floors. It must have been traumatic; a few years later, she married one of the many school mongoloids, so it's a happy ending of sorts.

>>214277897 (OP)
Kyle Rittenhouse actually. He appeared on my Snapchat every so often. The school area was kinda shit, every so often there was someone shooting someone else in the massive block. Nobody talked about him really.

>>214277897 (OP)
>kid was r***d in toilet room by elder boys
>a hooligan kid was beaten to death with iron rod by hooligans from another school
>some girls from middle school got pregnant
>bullies forced some kid to steal his parents money for them
>one boy was sniffing glue
>one boy drowned durink summer because he was drunk

>>214278370
How do I get a Moroccan gf?

>>214277897 (OP)
One of the teachers got arrested for having sex with an underage boy. Wasn't a student though, some 14 year old he met through some youth program.

>>214278664
have a good passport, and don't care when she cancels dates/calls 23431235 times she is just testing you

There was a car accident outside my middle school where someone was decapitated.
The school offered counseling for students

>>214277897 (OP)
Bomb threats and some dude getting high and falling off a cliff. Pretty boring.

>>214277897 (OP)
>biggest happening that occurred during your time at school
Retarded kid started jerking off in the middle of swim class at the pool and made every girl in class run screaming from the hall.

>>214277897 (OP)
A child once slipped and hit her head on a stone block. The emergency doctor had to come and she was immediately taken to the hospital. I don't what happened to her.

>>214277897 (OP)
A girl got her nudes leaked on /b/. Keely's Slumber Party or something like that, pretty infamous on the jailbait and cp sites back in the day. I dont know what happened to her but she was always really nice to me.

>bomb threat resulting in everyone walking through a flurry without jackets
>kid in my school who was always on the verge of flunking out gets arrested for drug dealing right before graduation
>prom was before graduation so older seniors all rented houses on the Jersey Shore and got absolutely plastered and apparently trashed a few houses
That was it. It was already filling up with immigrants and cell phones really started becoming commonplace so I'm glad I graduated when I did. I don't even want to imagine it now with social media and phones actually being amazing now.

>>214278479
Were you being intentional with the bananas and baboon jokes, as a Brazilian

>>214278655
Did any consequences happen for the first 4? wtf

>>214277897 (OP)
A girl got stabbed by her ex bf in the gym, it was way before my time but i hear there was a lot of blood
She survived though

>>214278980
kek not really, but what can I say other than I'm a proud BR

>>214277897 (OP)
A school shooting nearly happened at my school. The guy had a hit list of 117 people and made threats on facebook to several people which is how people found out about his plan.

>>214279044
If 117 people have issues with me then I would assume I was the problem, idk tho

>>214278655
Imagine if the thread asked about time in the military, geesh

Supposedly some boy who was a spacker went mental and had to be rugby tackled by the hench black PE teacher once, but I wasn't there to see it.

>>214277897 (OP)
3 kids played with matches in the PE building and burnt the entire school down to the ground on my last year.

>>214278655
typical russia lol

my cousin told me that once his english teacher broke down crying, got up, left, and never came back

>>214277897 (OP)
We had a false bomb alarm, that's about it.

>>214278479
topkek, what were they chanting?

>>214278282
interesting

the only one i can think of is one of my teachers dying, highly intelligent and liked by everyone with his wife and children attending the same school. it was a dark period and it took 1,5 months before they found a replacement so we were extremely behind from the educational plan by the government
sad story, really. cancer

A girl died of cancer in high school. They canceled the classes after the lunch break that day so that her friends can go to her funeral but she had no friends so nobody did. In the school bus everybody was celebrating her death, talking about how happy they are that she didn't die in the weekend. One of the edgiest shit I've ever seen

>>214279300
It's always sad when a cool teacher dies
I had a portuguese teacher that really encouraged me to find some cool books and write more, but she died a couple years after i graduated, she was really beloved by everyone

>>214279229
chanting* thx didn't even notice. they instantly made a song mixing the girls name (smth like vivien or lilian) with diahrrea, amazing what kids can do.

>boy I was friendly with in primary school but had fallen out with died in the second year of secondary, was found with a belt around his neck hanging from the stairs, supposedly was an accident
>another boy in my year dropped dead during a football match, I didn't know him

An immigrant girl was shipped off to Syria to be married off to some guy there after she started growing tits and made after school friends.

Her family wasn't even muslims. She was croatian. Her dad was just supremely fucked in the head.

>>214279330
That's awful

>>214279330
And people keep acting like kids are pure and innocent

>>214279330
Something similar happened to me
A girl in my class died from some disease she apparently had, our whole class joined in a prayer circle in tht middle of school (catholic school)
But i kept joking around and didn't take it seriously because k really didn't like her, i still don't feel terrible about it but it was shitty, i just didn't know what death really meant

>>214277897 (OP)
Not much happened. I only remember the day after 9/11 being weird because we only half our normal classes and the rest was spent in the auditorium watching news and shit for a few hours.
I remember my math teacher saying "this is gonna be war" as we saw the replay of the towers falling.

>>214279481
When people say that they're not talking about teenagers.

>>214277897 (OP)
Nothing that extreme, there were three or four suicides, but none from my class, only a failed attempt at one. Also rumours of one of the female teachers having slept with one of the students, but who knows if that was true

>vague threat that "something will happen in school" (nothingburger)
>teachers dying of cancer
>student dying in motorcycle accident
don't remember anything else

>>214279563
>Nothing that extreme
>there were three or four suicides

>>214279409
>>214279481
>>214279482
She didn't really come to school because of her cancer treatment so nobody knew her. They probably didn't think of her as an actual person but just a name they occasionally hear. It's still evil and disgusting but I want to think that they would have reacted differently to her death if she showed up once in a while

>>214277897 (OP)
A group of girls I used to hang out with tried killing me one day but other than that I never really paid attention to what happened around me since I was permanently zoned out during high school.

>>214277897 (OP)
Easily picrel, when I was in France last year and told everyone about it they were shocked given their news almost completely avoided it and downplayed the violence/scale/duration.

>>214278943
I also had a kid that jerked off in class. He was sitting in the first row and jerked off to our english teacher. Most of the class noticed. What also made it wild was that we were in 6th grade.

It was rather tame and a lot of yard wrangling because the school was shit in a shit neighbourhood. My own contribution of note was a paint explosive I made from army ration heaters, a sturdy plastic bottle and gouache, just mixed it all in and set it down behind a desk. The pressure took a long time to build up and because the container was sturdy it made no noise until it ruptured completely covering most of those at the back with paint, I was in another class, no one suspected a thing, was hilarious as hell.

>>214277897 (OP)
a kid got stabbed at a bus stop so they put cameras in the hallways, also I think I heard a teacher was a creep but I never heard about it from my friend group and think I overheard gossip in the hallway

Kid was hotboxing his car in the parking lot when the Dean walked up and demanded he roll down his window. He blew smoke in his face, drove off and got expelled got the year

>>214277897 (OP)
One of my friend's brother died after getting hit by a train in elementary school.
Apparently the boys one or two years before me peed on each other in the PE showers a few times.
In middle/high school I vaguely remember a pic going around of one of our teachers wearing a really see-through dress. You could see everything.
I think a teacher killed himself before I went to middle school but I'm not sure. Some other teachers and a girl's mom died of cancer too at some point.
More stuff probably happened but I didn't talk to anyone after elementary school so I was just the weird quiet kid in the back of the class and wasn't involved in anything so I don't know.

>>214277897 (OP)
One of our female teachers got pregnant while her husband was working overseas and the entire town (small town) knew she had cheated on him. She quit her job and moved during summer break.

>>214279768
based

>>214279737
Never had that sort of violence but one day some gypos drove up to the school with knives, machetes and shit. Apparently a guy beat up one of those little vermin shitskins and he called his brothers. Dean had to step in threatening them with police so they backed off.

>>214279776
I find people who despite all the knowledge and availability of contraceptives from condoms to pills still doing it without them a lower form of life more akin to protozoa, good riddance.

>>214278129
>"In Morocco, primary school is a mandatory and free, 6-year cycle for children aged 6 to 11"
>children aged 6 to 11
Man, I fucking hate normoids.

>>214279300
>teacher's wife is a student at his school
based

Machete attacks were an everyday occurrence in the mid 2000s at various high schools here in Vancouver.

>>214277897 (OP)
One of the goth chicks in school got into a fight with some Stacy chick and bent down, pulled out her tampon and threw it right in her face and walked away while Stacy was on the floor in horror.
Actually have no clue what happened to the goth chick after that.

>>214277897 (OP)
the most notable one i can remember was someone broke a thermometer and spilled mercury everywhere in the classroom
it was pretty boring otherwise

We had a physics and math teacher who was probably on the spectrum, apparently very intelligent, but couldn't handle his class very well. It didn't help that he hardly showered and smelled awful, always wearing the same clothes and very overweight too, needless to say he was bullied very often and normal lessons were barely possible. During field day we went to the zoo in the next biggest town, the whole class agreed to run away from the teacher as soon as we were in the city, he ran after us, but struggled very much and we got into the tram before him. Teacher was completely out of breath, steps into the next train, sits down and dies of a heart attack. Ruhr in Frieden, Herr Bauer

>>214279108
kek

>>214278282
huh, now i understand why Moroccan women have "reputation" in the Arab world...

>>214278664
I don't think so.

>>214277897 (OP)
>kid smeared shit all over the bathroom walls on a random day once a year for 5 years. never got caught.
>kid put a paper clip in the electrical outlet and started a fire
>video of kid that supported bolsonaro leaked. he was crossdressing and doing gay shit. he moved to the other side of the country after that
>kid made out with the geography teacher's wife in carnaval. the cuck found out about it in the middle of a lesson and had a meltdown.
>kid had sex with his cousin in the bathroom
>kid hanged himself

>>214277897 (OP)
I have a lot.
>a fat guy slapped me once and he got expelled and sent to a government-run reformatory school for the rest of his life
>teachers fucking the students (happens all the time in Minnesota more than even the rest of the U.S, goes all ways in terms of ages and sexes involved)
>a student aide brought in from NDSU for my freshman band class got fired for getting sucked off by a freshman girl (I knew her, she was super cool but fat and not hot at all and we were very proud of the fact that she got that guy kicked out because we hated him. Appaerently she gave great head and I enjoyed her company so I think I missed out)
>a teacher for my freshman math class found out she accidentally married one of her cousins and had to quit her job to process the information and deal with it (she's Finnish and the Finnish community in MN is very tightly knit, she also met Finland's PM at the time)
>all sorts of protests in favor of gun control largely done by the teachers and their pets given I was in HS when school shootings were at their peak (I was at one as a 2A protester, it was all cringe and gay pro or anti and made me realize just how lame and performative student activism is if you're a high schooler)
>an innumerable amount of weird sex shit between the students (the most infamous being this mentally ill, strawberry blonde dysgenic white girl obsessed with MLP who had a thing going on with a black guy)
>I was locked inside of a tiny practice room as punishment for a week for being the class clown in band class
>an obsessed stalker who was a sophomore when I was a senior that fixated on all the girls sent them all a video of him fucking his dog, he became the youngest person in MN to get put on the sex offenders registry
>I had a band teacher we found out was in a ska punk band in the 00s (he's the trombone guy at 2:00) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0lI8K1mo

You guys must have grown up on small towns or something
I was born and raised in California and spent time in both Northern California and Southern.

In elementary school, had a guy cut his leg open in the playground after some teens were drinking beer and smashing the bottles near the field. He nearly bled out to death. The cut was so long it ran from his ankle to his pelvis (he was slide tackling). The cut was so bad we could see his muscles twitch as he was screaming in pain and shock. They had to get a helicopter to take him to the hospital.

Also at the same elementary, a retarded kid raped another retarded kid out in the middle of the playground during recess. We were all so shocked that not a single kid said anything other than just watched. The poor retard girl was screaming in agony as the tard was penetrating her. dude had a massive retard dick. I will never forget the look of sheer horror on the teachers faces as they ran towards them to break up the rape. There was a lawsuit but I was too young to know or care what happened. I didn't see the dude for a two years. The girl never showed back up.

Teacher and student died when the teacher was allegedly driving the student home. (she was a 6th grade student). Rumors were spreading that there was some secret relationship going on because the direction they were driving and where they got in the fatal accident is in the opposite side of town to where the girl lived.

In highschool, a mexican gang banger got drunk, drove recklessly and sped through an intersection on the outskirts of the city. he crashed into a few cars and wrapped around a utility pole and killed himself and two others in his car. their pics leaked online. ain't gonna post it cause I don't have the pics but i remember we were looking at it on bestgore keywords: cholo fatality

there are a bunch more stories like an underage teen girl who's bestfriend told the school she fucked an NBA player after the two got into a massive fight. kek

oh yeah one time a guy drilled through a lithium-ion battery and there was lots of smoke but that was in college so it doesn't count

>Got accused of rape
>Suffered from sever isolation
>That's kinda it

>boy shat on the floor in the dormitory on a school trip and a teacher trod in it
>she was livid and made us stand at the end of our beds until someone confessed
>boy broke down crying and helped clean it up

>>214281240
bro thats horryfing, en par with the fucking HIVan school experience not even us thirdies can relate

Lecturer got caught smoking weed. The United States FBI got involved apparently. I still don't know why the FBI got involved.

We also had a half Jewish lecturer who would literally bring up the Holocaust once per week. Because we were asian, we literally did not care but we pretended to care.

>>214281705
Those stories arent THAT crazy if you grew up in some shithole city
t. New York

>>214281553
I'm sorry that happened to you, did your false accusers face any justice?

In the 4th grade one of my classmates was raped by her teacher from a different class.

>>214277897 (OP)
Two seniors had a fight, enough to draw blood, never saw it myself however. That is the only thing that springs to mind.

Also, not really at school, but I found out a kid me and my friend group used to hang around with for a while in school kidnapped and beat someone to death with a hammer or some shit. We used to call him "ass lame" because he limped.

>>214281719
I had a Finnish teacher with a super heavy accent who went on rants about Russia all the time. She used to carry around everything in plastic liquor store bags. Good times.

>>214281775
bro Im from Rio de Janeiro, but my experience was in private schools so maybe thats it

>>214281887
>>214281719
>went on rants
My AP US history and American government teacher was the same way except it was with anti-Black racism/Jim Crow. He was an insanely masochistic White liberal from Omaha and we even spent a period analyzing Childish Gambino's "This Is America" video kek.

>>214277897 (OP)
Someone burned a bin once.

The whole school was evacuated because the smoke detectors activated and then the principal came in every classroom to tell how unacceptable it was and that he would find the culprit (he didn't).

Yeah, nothing crazy.

>>214277897 (OP)
Some of the seniors got into a feud with one of the teachers that culminated in some of them throwing a cinderblock through her windshield from the cafeteria roof

The cops got involved but I don't know what happened because I was only a junior and didn't know anyone involved

>>214281977
Oh, also one student was sending anonymous mails to all students for a few months using the school mail system. He was calling himself vendetta and was talking about le evil society. We never knew who it was.

Did you have biology speciments like dissected rats, frogs and spiders in formaldehyde jars? One time when biology teacher went out of the class for a long time class chad opened them and threw them at girls.

Fake bomb threat

>>214282256
>Did you have biology speciments like dissected rats, frogs and spiders in formaldehyde jars?
Yeah, I dissected a Lamprey in my bio class

We would lightly bully younger students by trapping them in the bathroom stalls and only release them if they sang songs with challenging falsetto parts

>>214282501
so that's how you make great opera singers

>two kids got caught doing "gay stuff" in the bathrooms, some said it was a blowjob, other said it was full penetration, some say they were making out but no one really knows since this was before smartphones and they both disappeared afterwards
>resident absolute unit broke the school soda vending machine and stole the equivalent of 250$ he got permanently suspended and they never replaced the vending machine which im still salty about

>chill teacher everyone liked turned out to be a pedo and got fired

>some kid rode a car without a seatbelt and crashed, flew out of the windshield, hit a tree and turned into a vegetable

>someone lit one of the school buildings on fire, the whole building burned down, person who did it never got caught

>two kids committed suicide on separate occasions (that I know for certain, there were likely more)

>gym teacher frequently came to school with black eyes and bruises, she used to say she slipped on ice, as gullible kids we believed her but in hindsight it's obvious she got beaten at home

>>214278305
>Retarded bitch was in her 20s and attacking 8 year olds
Based

>>214282256
We had a separate laboratory biology class in high school you could pick if interested. It was probably last on the school budget list as we only got to bisect an earthworm with a blunt as fuck scalpel, test our blood group and some very pointless tests. I feel bad for the teacher because she was awesome and probably wanted something more engaging.

>>214281705
Southern California public schools are wild. A mexican kid saw me playing my DS in class and got his older brother and gang friends to jump me as I was walking home from school to steal it. I tried running but they were throwing bottles at me, I was about to get my fucking ass beat when the school Juggalo kids were driving home, pulled up next to me and threw me in their car. I ended up kicking it with them for a while and they were all surprisingly chill. Had to walk an extra 45 minutes home after that to go the long way around the neighborhood after that, but the Mexicans never bothered me again.

>>214277897 (OP)
So it was the year after the Covid and I was back in high school, and I discovered that most of my friend group had become furies or eggy goths so I distanced myself from them. One chick, she wanted to be called Acuna or some shit, had gone goth but she was like 5 feet tall and 40 pounds overweight so it made here look kind of ridicules. So one day she calls me over and grabs my hat off my head and puts it on (it was lined with aluminum at the time). So naturally I try and grab it back and she fucking kicks me in the balls. Since I'm a weak fag I imminently double over in pain and start clutching at my balls. Then her bitch friend tells tells me "well you should never stand in front of a woman like that." I crawl away and throw up in front of girls, they scream. Teacher comes over "DO you have COVID" no I got kicked in the balls. "well that's different" sends me AND the girl home early, she's back the next day. That school was fucking nuts

Some random girl stabbed to death her friend and took her bike. We had a joke about this - Nice bike it must have cost someone's life.

>>214277897 (OP)
Back in middle school some retard high schooler? walked up to the school entrance just as classes ended and tried to stab some kid there.
And by trying I mean he obviously intended to do so and had the knife out and was cussing the kid out and whatnot but didn't actually have the balls to run over and stab him. Don't know what happened afterwards, I just walked right past the guy and to my home