Thread 214464724

Flying indian edition

>>214464718
wow that is a truly tiny willy!

Sir Pilotwings 64

Australian beach bimbos

truly bizarre how zledy is an actual paedo

How about them spurs, eh?

>>214464724 (OP)
Stupid zoomer girls should stop wearing baggy jeans and start wearing tight clothes while they're young ffs

Cannon Fodder for the Amiga

eating crisps with a spoon

Wanking myself into a stupor

never understood why blacks like chicken wings so much

Robert Lee Moore (November 14, 1882 – October 4, 1974) was an American mathematician who taught for many years at the University of Texas. He is known for his work in general topology, for the Moore method of teaching university mathematics, and for his racist treatment of African-American mathematics students.

>>214464857
Paddy the Yardie

Dizzy Egg

mental how i cheated on my girlfriend then got stuck with the other one which i didn't want ffs

>>214464846
>the Moore method of teaching university mathematics
is that when you keep teaching more and more

Well hello there my friends. May I say, you're all looking gorgeous this evening.

sick of it all lads

>>214464724 (OP)
kek

any other tardos in

>>214464912
oh you poor baby

>>214464926
why thank you!!

>>214464933
love this little eggy bastard

>>214464932
yeah but what can you do about it

>>214464962
Write a politely, but assertively worded letter to your local MP.

cor just got paid me bennies

Might have a bag of Haribo Starmix along with a cup of coffee

am an actual retard

>>214464991
bullshit
bennies go out at around 12am
It's much more likely that you actually got them around then, but you either just woke up or just noticed

these fuckers are powerful

leftypol hooting and hollering at wankpuffin

>>214465016
Bit of an odd time for that

>>214465036
looks sour as fuck
bet it is

>>214465046
Yes well I am a bit of a demented creature eheheheheh!!!! But mainly I'm a NEET

>>214465016
I'm stirring up a Pot Noodle

>>214465016
used to call tangfastics tangfantastics until i was about 30

>>214465046
he just woke up.
see: >>214464991 >>214465025

>>214465059
based weirdo

homemade sex arse tutorial

Benjamin Heisenberg is a German filmmaker and the grandson of the famous German theoretical physicist Werner Heisenberg.

>>214465094
looks like a nerd

>>214465042
Is that the new cockwomble?

KEIR STARMER!!!

america getting mogged right now

Germans are more mystical than Anglos. Anglos are extremely empirical. There is a more mystical nature to the German soul.

leftypol painting a cucumber black and shoving it up his arse

>>214465025
I just noticed lad, which means I just got paid because if I didn't notice I wouldn't have been paid, bit like Schrödinger's cat but for me bennies

WORLD STARRRRR

>>214465163
how can he slap

>>214465163
WORLD SAAARRRR

catberg wont let me lie down

>>214465222
Deadly those scooters

>>214465163
heem sleepy

DIGITAL IDS LETS GOOOOO

greta chan looking cute

i literally look like this whenever i make a funny post and get (You)s

>>214465296
yanks are genuinely finished

>>214465296
chink supremacy

>>214465336
um

literally 1 collision in 10 minutes in the latest uk dashcam video. don't know why i even bother watching

>>214465322
mad how literally every piece of authoritarian legislation in the last 30 years has started with a newspaper article titled "mother/father of (dead child) calls for XYZ"
every single time. they're always calling for shit

>>214465336
cute top rihgt

>>214465336
no peters

>>214465296
I’d die for Putin

>>214465354
yea what is up with that is someone has to suggesting them to do this shit

Might move to China

>>214465322
It's true that Brett Spooner was groomed online by paedophiles who convinced him to dress as a schoolgirl for their own sexual pleasure.

reading homage to catalonia

so it's september then

>>214465370
just a weird pattern
people are easily swayed if you pretend something is literally murdering children i guess

>>214465382
been a while since i picked that up

>>214465388
can't wait for octobember

>>214465388
as yes the ember month of october

mental how it's almost new years already
i'm still not mentally recovered from the last one

Trans activist Labour MSP Colin Smyth was allowed to meet and host a group of children from Girlguiding in the Scottish parliament ten days AFTER he'd been CHARGED with possessing indecent images of children

>>214465375
most normal yank post

Autumn is coming soon, and you know what that means. It's time to start cooking hearty meals. Stews, soups, casseroles. Things that warm you, are nutritious and taste great. All created with British ingredients, European at a push. Yes, it's more expensive, but the quality and farming standards are great. It's time to wake up, time to gain a clue.

>>214465472
That's a minestrone which is Italian.

>>214465434
you triggered, rorke?

>>214465472
I'll start putting gravy on my chips again

>>214465494
Which means nothing. You can cook any meal with Great British ingredients.
>>214465508
That's the spirit.

>>214464724 (OP)
Next edition would be flying American

>>214465499
Those are laser guns on top of the vehicles. Russia has those too and they shoot down drones with them.

Cor interdental brushes are peng

>>214465519
kek

might move to edinburgh because it's pretty

>>214465222
Kek

>>214465519
>ayo this milk too spicy

things I failed this summer
didn't clean up my father's grave (had a melty because of the barking dogs at pentecost and stayed home and didn't get around to it since)
didn't carry firewood into the shed because I was lazy and now my knee is injured so I won't be able to do it in weeks at the very least
didn't fix the leaking roof in the veranda (it will probably get too cold to apply the tape by the time I will be able to climb there)

>>214465539
kek, look at that little runt 'oh no hes hes biting meeeeeeeeee' kek

>>214465518
Name all the british ingredients you would use for a minestrone soup that are available during the winter

>>214465581
>no latex gf

worst possible feel

>>214465562
wa'uh

Men are superior to women.
>taller
>stronger
>smarter
>tougher
>faster
>bigger
>more robust
>funnier
>more logical
>more focused
>sharper and clearer minds
>higher visuo-spatial IQ
>higher mathematical IQ
>more creative
>better taste
>cooler

>>214465672
wow man, hot take!

>>214465672
women are pretty and soft and smelly nice

>>214465709
they also have bouncy chebs full of sloshmilk

>>214465672
women know it too feminism is one massive cope

>>214465692
>>214465709
pussy whipped simps getting angry at the truth

>>214465672
if you like men so much why don't you marry one?

Me to myself as I enter the goon cave for the weekend

>>214465769
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eCBC3WRTv2s

i've never played hollow knight

>>214465672
big suckable willies too

bit mental how financial capital is privileged compared to other forms of capital in our fiscal policy.

if I have a brilliant business idea and team up with investors who will put £1m in it for a 50% stake (meaning they're valuing my intellectual capital and other non-financial input at £1m or more), and later we sell the business for £10m, the investors will pay capital gains tax on £4m but I will pay it on £5m. the free market says my initial contribution was worth £1m, but the tax man disagrees it says it was worth £0.

not fair is it.

shouting the n word again

>>214465834
ktim

poo scrannings

>>214465828
yh

>>214465782
it's good
madly overrated

>>214465897
BORIS

realised other countries don't do christmas crackers

https://youtu.be/h8bSEChh2vk Cor

mixed race girls are pretty <3

>>214465593
aye

>>214465936
A noble white Aryan could absolutely dominate her in a fight without even trying. She would be no match for him.

>>214465920
How about Christmas pudding?

>>214465936
you think 3 years of medical school entitle you to plough through the riches of my emersonian mind?
entitles me?
nyess
entitles me?
nyessss

>>214466007
kek

Alien and Blade Runner take place in the same universe.

>>214465828
*the yank system addresses this by exempting founders from capital gains tax on up to $10m when they sell a company, encouraging serial entrepreneurship.

the UK equivalent only lowers your capital gains tax from 24% to 14% and that's only on £1m IN YOUR LIFETIME. not per company. clearly the tax man doesn't want British entrepreneurs to create more than one successful business in their lifetime. they're supposed to take the £100k tax break and found their next company in the US I guess.

>become a woman
>forget how to drive

sometimes i feel envious of americans
but then i think living around blacks running around with guns is probably not a good idea

I want to eat Emma Watson's poop straight from her butt.

In the Alien franchise, Weyland-Yutani Corporation is frequently referred to as simply "the company"
In the Cold War, CIA agents often referred to the CIA as "the company" as well.

Gents
If I may be contentious
As of late I've started wearing deodorant even when I don't leave the house and I must say I may make this a permanent feature of my daily routine.
It feels good to not sweat. Simple as that.

Even though I'm not in proximity to anyone and can't offend them with my BO, I do it anyway. For me.
And that's okay.

>>214466042
please don't give yidsney any ideas they'll run that shit into the ground with endless disney plus shows

me go crazy :\

In the span of 24 hours i feel pretty much every emotion a person can feel, from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows, even if im just sat alone in my smelly bedroom doing nothing. Is that normal?

also the 0.5% stamp duty on UK shares but not international shares means that the tax man is saying that when there's two companies with the same share price and growth potential, one British and the other foreign, you should ALWAYS invest in the foreign company over the British one

>>214466096
should have always been doing that

>>214466112
I didn't make that up. That's confirmed directly by Ridley Scott and there are hints in some of the movies.

>>214466140
yes

mistress t is so sexy

>>214465672
men are also on the extreme ends of the IQ spectrum whereas women clump more in the middle. there are great men, and there are neet wasters. women are mostly midwits
so if you are reading this and you aren't a genius, chances are you're the opposite
still superior though yeah?

Anybody want to watch my band PoopFist play? We're a Gary Glitter tribute band.

>>214466152
How old is she now?
Seems to have been around forever

can't sleep and I'm presenting my MSc thesis tomorrow

or rather today I guess fuck

imagine mistress t being your mum

homer simpsons

need peng ting to wake me up in the following manner:
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765528805321.webm

Half-Life and Portal take place in the same universe.

>>214466247
never got the ball busting fetish desu

another book completed. what did you accomplish today?

>>214466197
you'll do great lad x

>>214466334
Another book completed yeah? Time to commit suicide then.

>>214466300
might get together with a mate and cut this tree down

>>214466348
ill take that as nothing. you at least showered i hope

>>214466362
you one them sycamore gap twat?

woke up still drunk 4am wednesday morning what have I done with my life

>>214466381
prefer not to say

>>214466401
mommy howd you fit in them jeans?

you're such a mentally ill little freak

several colleagues 'just checking in' on me teams app after my mask off moment in the zoom meeting today.

>>214466401
never forget

>>214466480
are those the atarashii gakko sluts or just arr rook same?

>>214466255
lovely 'tex

rorke 'we must save the white race'

meanwhile the white race

>>214466534
wonder what they thought it said

Do people on the left just ignore the fact literally all trans people are mentally or at the very least freaks? I work in a very left leaning social field so I'm around trans people all the time.and for every thousand I met only one or two won't be mentally ill freaks

>>214466496
grim

Mad how zoomers and gen a are all wannabe wogs

>>214466550
tolerable without sound

I just imagine he's one of those sign language interpreters during a fiery political debate

>>214466565
Ideology has basically replaced religion desu

>>214464724 (OP)
After I am done with Taiwan and Japan I am going to Australia because I want to fuck Asian women with hot accents

on QI they said giant tortoises tasted better than anything but that's probably an exaggeration because darwin actually said he was indifferent to them

*spray paints a st georges cross on your driveway*

>>214466635
*gives her a tenner*
thanks lass

>>214466666
.

>>214466565
reckon you're mentally ill

ted lasso isnt that funny desu. dont see what all the fuss is about

rorke stealing leftypol's gf

>>214466676
never watched it, just assumed it would have lots of 'you call it an elevator? we call it a lift! isn't that humour'

I thought the Two Towers refers to Orthanc and Barad-dur (or the Burg at Helm's Deep) but apparently Tolkien meant Orthanc and Minas Morgul.

Need Emma Watson's farts fed directly up my nostrils.

>>214466733
you need some way to contain them or you'll just breathe them out

I reckon gingerpedo was the redheaded stepchild that got diddled.

when tf are doctors going to cure anxiety

>>214466789
You've got too much iron in your brain Mickey.

>>214466789
can't cure made up problems

does this apply to you?

irks me greatly when i see a redditor doing their little redditisms on the wider internet
like mate, everyone knows you were being sarcastic, theres really no need to add your stupid little /s on the end

>>214466863
yea more or less

Learning about Andrew Ditch from Turkey Tom

Gladio-tier propaganda against Russia and "third worldism" will lose its sting as the years move on because it will become increasingly obvious that Russia is a racially homogeneous Slavic society and part of the reason it achieved that was through its mature relationships with Asiatic neighbors.

"The White man walks alone" is a dumb jewish trope that keeps Anglo White nationalists in the zionist plantation. Alliances and non-agression pacts occur in nature. Wolf packs will avoid (respect) each other's territory, etc. White men and Arab men have mutually overlapping interests and a shared enemy which is committed to exterminating us both. "Third worldism" is a thought terminating cliche meant to keep White men blinkered into supporting the jewish american empire

>>214466863
No I am my suffering is much more complex and cosmic than that. That is a failed normie pipeline. I can socialise fine and people generally like me, I dont desire gratification, and I can/have achieve(d) the things I have dreamed of. I dont understand why people have such a hard to time grappling with 'meaning of life' it's obvious it is subjective, people lack imagination.

>>214466970
calm down rorke

>>214467006
women are insufferable

Rain is pouring. Listening to XFM Ricky Gervais. Oh it comfy

Burkina Faso BANS homosexuality

New law brings up to 5 YEARS in prison

>>214467037
congress tart

>>214466978
you sound like a gay normie freak

>>214466970
>Russia is a racially homogeneous Slavic society
It's not though

>>214467015
yeah you're right I bet your mother is insufferable

>>214467042
this nigga has banned homosexuality like 5 times this year

>>214467022
They are
>>214467051
It is though

>>214467052
DONT FUCKIGN TALK ABOUT MY MUM

>>214467042
kek
all those westoid leftist troons who pretend to be anti-imperialists will be doing mental gymnastics
fuck jews, fuck homos, fuck america and fuck white people

London and paris are 0% white
St Petersburg is 100% white
Simple as

>>214467069
it’s more like 40% to 90% but yeah

>>214467063
you and your mother are both insufferable shits
you said so yourself
get over it

>>214467067
ungrateful darkie

>>214467045
You sound like you belong in a mental home where a recent arrival african abuses your demented frail body and inadvertently extorts money from your loved ones

>still dark out

LOVE IT, bye bye bastard summer welcome lovely autumn

why is there star wars shit on my coke zero
do they even make star wars movies anymore, what's the point

>>214467083
yeah well that means your mum is insufferable too
dickhead

>>214467110
zoolenials love star wars

>>214467110
love a hairy lady me x

>>214467106
what a bizarre post. my mistake you’re not a normie at all just a smelly evil freak

>>214467110
rank

>>214467117
no you said women are insufferable
meaning all of the woman you know are insufferable
that means you and your mum

>>214467131
I just know you stick your fingers up your hairy arse (pulling hairs out in the process) and then pull them out again, remove the hairs and smear your poo fingers all over your keyboard.

>>214464846
Moore's disciples, especially RH Bing, laid the groundwork for Michael Freedman's proof of the poincare conjecture in 4 dimensions, one of the great achievements of topology
their collective work sometimes called "wild topology" for how bizarre and imaginative it is, like Hieronymous Bosch paintings but for maths

>>214467149
you are a freak mate a solid gold freak. nowt to do but kys

>>214467147
>my sufferings are because im s-scared to talk to people boohoo, I have le social memexiety it's so scawy t-taking to people, w-what if they d-d-dont like me ahhhh.

>>214467162
Waiter, waiter! there is projection in my soup!

>>214466863
Yeah except the suffering part, I have achieved inner peace. I am zen.

I've got a great idea why don't you go inside of your nasty dirty little house which you have neglected for a decade after purchasing and why don't you shut all of the doors and windows and start ripping big bongloads of nasty shit stinking marijuana and chainsmoking cigarettes and why don't you just not bathe not even wash one part of your body and why don't you continuously fill the toilets with piss and not flush them that will be nice won't it why don't you make your house and yourself smell like a homeless encampment why don't you make it smell like an ashtray full of piss or a urinal full of cigarette butts that will be just great you've done a really great job

i love women

solid gold you say?

>>214467176
how ironic mr poo keyboard

Give Emma gf.

>>214467182
I like looking at pictures or videos of women but I can't stand them in person

>>214467186
no you is the lowest form of retribution

>>214467202
saying “projection” is no u you low iq cunt. you’re dumb as well as freakish

why did the rich businessman fall in love with the random prostitute?

jam and creams and a stale croissant for breakfast

>>214467214
It seems like you are taking this too seriously, try going for a walk and calming down mate. Even though you told me to kill myself (an offense), I don't want you to hurt yourself

>>214467219
for the plot

>>214467037
weird how people still listen to a tinpot radio show 20+ years later

It's annoying when the person you are arguing with isn't funny or creative. That poster lacks a lot of imagination.

I'm full of imagination and creativity me. Enough whimsy to make Lewis Carroll blush

>>214467263
Tell us a tale Hobbit man. Spin us a web of fancy and wonder.

>>214467230
you’ve been done mr african rape fantasist with a pooey keyboard. you should kill yourself desu

lois carroll

already taken 2 valiums but can’t sleep

>>214467275
once upon a time in a well tended to garden, the littlest hedgehog in the world did stride amongst the daffodils.
He had some business to attend to (pressing flowers for his dear old mother) but he didn't know what to wear.
just off the dome man, that the type of stuff I can create. Later in the story I reckon he gets into a fight with a black and white cat then for the finale he is at the beach and gets caught in a fishermans barge after befriending an octopus or some shit

yhe middly

>>214467342
Delightful. Heartwarming.

>>214467219
they do those shiny boots make me horny? i want to lick them

>>214467015
calm down rorke

>>214467422
roastoid scum

377 Smithdown Road, Wavertree, around 1925 and 2025

Fuck it. I’m going to have a cheese and chorizo pitta even though I’m going to regret it later. Faustian spirit, you see

this is just it, the future of britain, the future of europe. Entitled loud brown people demanding MORE

>>214467430
i have a penis actually

>>214467437
looks too clean and modern to be britain

>>214467437
love this webm desu

how come the quick reply box doesn't pop up anymore?
what the fuck has happened to this site?

>>214467437
right well that's not britain is it

>>214467470
works on my machine

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ABboOt0nblU


brown eyed girls rule the world

>>214467431
why is britain so much better looking in the past
it was actually a pretty country 100 years ago

>>214467431
>>214467527
scarcity of resources

wish i were any white european country other than shittish (by white i mean not med)

>>214467551
why though
>>214467555
same honestly its been getting under my skin quite a bit recently
really wish i were german nordic swiss or french

arse is in ruins after that poo

*BRRRrrrrrwwWWWHAAALLUUuuuPP*

P-U Emma! That smells like poop! Gross!

scratched my arse and now my finger smells of poo

>>214467576
>>214467577
>>214467579
/brit/ at its finest.

>>214467576
>>214467577
>>214467579
grotty, grotty general

loading up a poo then an incel run

>>214467573
why are there a scarcity of resources. its because theres not enough on the planet obviously. you could blame it on immigration, overpopulation, or uncivil people / poc not knowing how to take care of things. people that havent had throughout their lives tend to break and steal w/e they can to get ahead quickly out of desperation or anger.

>>214467577
*looks at her smelly bum*

I am awake and I am erect

so you wake up tomorrow, all the people of colour are gone yet you're still ugly, you're still a virgin and you are still RORKE

Why are YOU wake at this ungodly hour??

>>214467643
if you send em home the streets will be less ugly though

>>214467650
nothing better to do

>>214467650
my alarm just went off
although i've already been awake for 90 minutes

>>214467650
early bird gets the worm

>>214467650
gym time

ignore poc entirely

>>214467650
toil soon

>>214467643
Rorke left speechless at this realisation

>>214467650
toil all nighter

>>214467650
doing a wank desu

>>214467650
spent all day asleep coz i was drunk

>>214467650
On the cans myself.

get it made

Keir Starmer you will not break my will. You will not break my spirit. You will not zap my Thumos. I am your reckoning. I will be your downfall.

>>214467760
>>214467760
>>214467760