Thread 214465530

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first for poop

second for poop

third for poop

slow roasted poop served au jus

fourth for poop

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seventh for poop

its hip to FUCK BEES

I'm tired of updating brave all the time. Fuck off

DO NOT PEDDLE ANTISEMITIC CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN OUR GENERAL. WE DO NOT ENGAGE WITH BAD FAITH ACTORS.

Great thread so far

>>214465597
Yeah u wnt dat buzzsy bby?

>>214465603
why the fuck are her shoulders so broad

poop

>>214465443
>Element of NTR here
Not really? She enjoys what she's doing, I enjoy the content, I don't have to deal with the personality issues that come inherent with online whoring. Seems good to me!

poop

when did south park stop being funny?

>>214465585
What a retarded poll

>>214465619
She plays tennis

>>214465657
around the time it started tegrity farms and extended, non-episodic storylines

the negro bot

>>214465657
imaginationland when they started doing multi-episode "arcs" instead of just being 4 dumb 10 year olds getting in wacky adventures

I often say stuff sincerely and people misinterpret it as a joke and then I don't say anything because I suppose it works better that way

>>214465657
When they hired B*ll H*der like 15 years ago

>>214465670
ew girls with too much testosterone end up birthing retarded children with under developed frontal lobes

I wasted the first half of my 20s, not to mention my entire teens.

im fucking evil

>>214465697
what is wasting really

>>214465697
moi aussi

$2000/night hotel in Thimphu, Bhutan.

>>214465706
deep brazilian insight

>>214465673
>extended, non-episodic storylines
have they had any one off episodes since then? it seems like every episode is a pathetic attempt at trying to stay topical, but the episodes are immediately dated because of that making rewatches shit compared to the old non connected episodes.

de camptown ladies sing a song doo da doo da

dude a few doors down from me is getting evicted

i think he has a toddler

which celebs have onlyfans

>>214465730
he got a bad case of not my problem

>>214465728
de camptown...ladies?

>>214465721
Idk. I stopped watching as soon as they started doing that shit years ago. Before then, I had watched every single episode multiple times

farts have had absolutely no scent lately.

SHOULD I PLAY CONAN EXILES OR CYBERPUNK

i prefer anime

Got myself a Switch 2 even though I didn't really want it right now just because I'm afraid orange chimp will make it go up in price like PS5.

first they came for some other guy and i didn't do shit because i ain't him
then they came for me and i ran into the bayou

A cute ladyboy comes up to you in Bankgkok and offers sexo. Do. you accepto?

Gonna smonk a doimk

doo doo

>>214465657
the moment you turn 18

>>214465754
same

>>214465755
are you gonna play anything on it though? my switch is collecting dust rn.

now thats odd

why would a man who's not suicidal commit suicide?

my last console was the ps4 i only bought it to play rdr2

>>214465789
idk ask /pol/

I remember as a kid, I would just circle random answers for those ISAT tests cause I thought “well these don’t effect my grade so who cares”

>>214465657
When I found out some people I dislike watch it

>>214465730
sounds like quite the fuck up, too bad for the kid tho he doesn't deserve that

boomers thought this was peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuu5YtkPIo

>>214465789
>trusting psychology experts
lol

im back

>>214465657
When they started doing season long story lines

>>214465797
we used to have these tests called 'cst's' and i would just guess on everything, a couple times they called me for a meeting because i was getting "far below basic results", still didn't give a fuck.

>>214465797
I did this for an IQ test. They didn't warn us that it's an IQ test, they just said that the test doesn't matter and won't affect our grades. Do your best!

>>214465781
other than MKW there's really nothing else. I'll get the Switch 2 upgrade for TotK and play through it for the first time since I bought it 2 years ago but never left the tutorial area.

>>214465657
I tapped out around PC Principal

International law is retarded and gay
There is no reason we shouldn't be able to nuke and colonize Mexico and then kick out every spic

RIP Graham Greene.

stfu about epstein no one cares

What's all this Venezuela stuff then

gooning bonanza

>>214465884
yeah somewhere around that time when randy became lorde and it was in every episode for like 3 years

>>214465797
i recall refusing to study for those at like 7 years old. when i learned about averages and probability i did the math and found i had just as good a chance at getting a passing grade with totally random answrs

My entire body is chinese experimental. I have grown tits. I am “the raped” and I don’t feel like I exist. I need to go lay down.

>>214465910
nothing worth gooning to anymore. i think a gf would be better

>>214465926
You need to take your meds

>>214465926
i have tits too. i play with them from time to time

>>214465926
what the fuck compels someone to write this shit

>>214465954
a good sense of humor

niggas got schizophrenia sometimes, my uncle has it, shit it rough, i don't want anything to do with it

what happens if you fall asleep with ur dick in a pussy

>>214465965
im more interested in what happens if you pee in a pussy, does the womb get filled with piss

>>214465962
how does his manifest, what are his delusions

Cheers.
>>214465965
The pussy clams up and doesn't let go.

>>214465961
But it’s just complete nonsense

Can't sleep. Again.

>>214465983
i dunno i have nothing to do with it, i know he went sicko mode recently and doesn't want to get treatment

i hung my head

>>214465992
bro let me hit that

>>214466003
this will be me in 4 hours

>>214465949
That’s so hot

unhinged nonsense ITT

I set off running to wake from the dream

>>214466023
haha yeah sometimes i pretend im giving a boobjob

>>214465982
>pee in a pussy
this is how I thought sex worked when I was 9 years old

My penis naked under my fleece Star Wars pyjamas so comfortable

We're going to war with Venezuela

>>214466031
Girl or trans girl or fat guy?

>>214466053
say wallah

can iron oxidize/rust while in liquid form

>>214466060
not telling

>>214466066
it should be able to, yes

>>214466060
it's the fat guy who works at Singh Horton's

>>214466069
That’s fair. Well, enjoy your boobies

>>214466079
really? then why does melting iron melt back into its pure unoxidized form

fast forward to tomorrow already pleaaaaaaasseeeeee

cumbums

>>214466104
fuck i don't know
chemistry is bullshit

>>214466105
please no, work sucked today and I dont want to deal with pissing off my coworkers again so soon

>I don't get to go to Venezuela and rape big booty latinas because I have asthma
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>214466109
kek

>>214466118
haha they must really hate you

>>214466118
I see the gf prospect tomorrow, I can't wait
it may really happen this time!

>>214466119
we sunk a cartel boat, why is everyone acting like we landed boots on the ground

I knew a girl from Venezuela in University. She was like 5’1 and had massive knockers. Super hot but obviously way out of my league. Very nice gal though.

>>214466130
they have oil we can steal

>>214466124
70% sure they do. At least one of my bosses do, Im sure of it

>>214466136
I fucked a columbian foreign exchange student at uni. she didn't have massive knockers, they were probably C cups but they were super tight and perky and probably the perfect tits, not a single thing wrong with them that I could see and trust me, I looked long and hard

>>214466155
That’s pretty dope

>>214466136
wow you knew somebody? incredible story

i knew a colombian guy with a 10 inch dick but he had herpes so i did not let him smash

I knew a Haitian girl at college. Wasn't very attractive but was a sweetheart. Probably upset by JD Vance's comments

>>214466168
I thought mentioning big knockers would distract from how uninteresting my story was.

any girl round here want to goon on the cord

>>214466183
>10 inch
too big, this will scare bitches

absolutely fucking abhorrent thread tonight

>>214466198
It’s because I wasn’t here tonight

>>214466189
she deserved it

>>214466198
Me watching tennis

>>214466207
She really did.

>>214466194
not most bottoms, every guy i know is a size queen

>>214466194
also not real

Just finished. Laura best girl

anyone want to buy me silksong

good morning saars

I knew a chinese girl back in university. She used to play the saxophone near my dick. We went out for beers once but she died in the bowling alley.

>>214466237
sure, let us know how it is
need a new vidya to play, and I enjoyed Hallow Knight (but stopped at the ringmaster boss that took like 1000 hits and dodges to kill)

Everyone cums, but only I stay.

I'm the guy who out pizza'd the hut

>>214466246
alright then send me a 20 dollar cs go item

>>214466270
oh no I can't do that

>>214466272
silksong is gonna be 20 dollars

I’m looking to get some poontang. Even fat.

Dominoes has the best stuffed crust in town now.

going to smoke weed and play counter strike 2

just felt deja vu

I stuffed your mom's crust

>>214466288
Smoking weed is based playing video games massive cringe

i love this gif so much
what’s your favorite gif you’ve got cummies?

>>214466283
It's not like you're spending your money on anything else

what are you doing

>>214466308
posting in /cum/

>>214466308
browsing 4chan

>>214466304
That's how you read if you're special in the right way.

>>214466306
of course i'm not, if i wanted something else i wouldn't ask for silksong, i'd ask for something else

>>214466308
replying to your post

/cum/ is a k-pop demon hunters general

>>214466308
On the terlet

>>214466010
>know he went sicko mode recently
what did he do exactly

>>214466315
anything interesting?

anyone want my pandora's box mp9 for cs2
i don't really play anymore

>>214466338
yea send it

actually Im listening to jazz

>>214466358
are you a man of culture

Time for a late night gym sesh. Finna get JACKED.

>>214466308
Makin' a screamin' sicilian 'za.

>>214466372
of course

>>214466358
I like jazz. You should listen to picrel.

>>214466355
sent, check ur inbox

Jazz?
Not a fan

>>214466380
post pics I love thinking about carbs

Was thinking about getting a little caesar's 'za today, but I went with taco smell instead.

more like little freezers cause they be freezing them damn pizzas hahahah

Would you have sex with a cute twink if you had a guarantee that nobody would ever find out?

imagine choosing taco bell over little ceasars lmao couldn't be me.

Scams I’ve fallen for:
Day trading
Speed reading
Keto

>>214466386
will check it out
>>214466385
what kind of jazz?

Supposed to be warm tomorrow.

>>214466414
no but I like cute indian girls

>>214466429
it do be summer

Does your area have a summer boating culture?

>>214466429
It’s always warm in yomamaville

>>214466416
The hot n' ready now costs nearly $10 where I live.

>>214466392
brainlet
>>214466423
mostly cool/be-bop but I enjoy lounge and the 50's standards

So apparently the guy who did this is going to jail for 10 years

>>214466437
Yeah me too

>>214466438
It's September nigga.

big cummy balls and stinky farts

>>214466464
Yes, summer ends September 21st

Currently getting sad drunk

execute everybody who gets off to farts

>>214466475
Now this is an idea I can get behind

>>214466474
nigga its tuesday

We live inside a dream

>>214466470
It usually starts getting cold before that here.

>>214466475
To the gas chamber!

>>214466470
bodied that freak

>>214466483
Who's dream?

>>214466482
It's been a long week...

me when gluteus maximus

>>214466450
what about Coltrane and Miles?

>>214466493
this has been a pretty shitty summer

>>214466510
my buddy's name is max and he's fat, so thats my nickname for him on my phone

>>214466523
need my face sat on by a specimen of this caliber

>>214466421
I tried keto, did the test strips and everything
Couldnt give up beer for long enough to make a difference

>>214466523
yabba dabba doo

>>214466421
Keto is great if you are a fatty boombatty

>>214466523
I wouldn’t be mad if somebody graped her

>>214466513
I have so many CD's and LP's of miles

Relaxin, In a silent way, and Big Fun are peak, but Miles is growing on me

Bout to smoke doob #2.

>>214466520
big max

>>214466523
Where's the cock?

>>214466547
one joint is too much for me, how can you handle 2?

constantly cucked by trannies and israelis for being a white american man. tranraelis

>>214466556
Ova here

Fetch boy

>>214466545
>Miles is growing on me
Same, used to filter me bigly

Imagine dying in a high speed car crash drunk listening to tunes
can't imagine a better way to go

>>214466557
i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints and then i smoke 2 more

>>214466489
I don’t know

>>214466569
>drunk
fuck you, don't risk other peoples lives because of your alcohol addiction

Made one:
>>214466546

>>214465657
around 2010, they still made like 1 or 2 ok episodes per season but they stopped after 2013

>>214466582
Fuck you i do what i want nigger bitch
I drive better drunk

>>214466580
It's Azathoth's dream

>>214466233
Is this a TV show?

>>214466587
you know there is a whole board for this
>>>/trv/

just sunk a tissue in the waste basket from 6 or 7 ft away. Im basically steph curry

it's called a trashcan you douchenozzle.

>>214466591
very nigger coded post

imagine farting

I don't think I've ever seen a full south park episode aside from the movie Bigger Longer Uncut

>>214466617
*gives you an atomic wedgie*

>>214466625
same, I can't stand their voices

>>214466602
This board doesn't have enough international discussion, so I made one.

Trying to not jerk off for 30 days to reset my penis sensitivity. Day 2 and holy FUCK I’m already struggling

>>214466593
Whoa cool

>>214466619
You couldn't be more wrong
it's my god given right as an American
https://youtu.be/2xcQIoh3FQQ

two hundred forty fifth for poop

>>214466557
I have a high tolerance, I guess...except it's more like weed just doesn't get me stoned like it used to. I've taken tolerance breaks and it never really helped. I have to do an edible now to get really hysterical.

>>214466637
I did it thrice today

>>214466637
it won't take 30 days to feel sensitive again

>>214466637
i haven't jacked off in over a week

>>214466637
I wish I could suck you after those 30 days. It would be like a firehouse lol.

>>214466657
TAKE YOUR GAYPOSTS SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>214466637
Based, never goon

>>214466654
How long does it take? It takes like 2 weeks of no sugar to fully re-sensitize your tongue
>>214466657
It would be very clumpy

about to goon lads

>>214466663
Don’t worry anon I’ll suck you too.

Wasn't until today I learned Tim Hortons exists outside Canada. I heard there were plans but I didn't know there are already locations in America

>>214466686
Singh Horton's

A coworker invited me to breakfast on the 22nd, but I didn’t respond cause he sent it through messenger. Now I feel bad

To goon or not to goon?

THAT is the question.

>>214466686
Ive been to the one in Buffalo NY

war in latin america would be kino

>>214466686
They're international, have been for a long time. There's over 1,000 Jeet Hortons locations in China alone.

>>214466695
Why is he making that face? It’s pissing me off. FUCK I want to punch his fucking lights out.

True

saving up my cum

cutting brazil off from the internet would be kino

>>214466714
That's his bean face. Nigga thinkin about beans.

mcdonalds mogs tim hortons

>>214466716
Only way for the “nice guy” to move up the food chain is to become the “sweet girl”

>>214466717
this

Have you ever walked out of a movie and asked for your money back?

>>214466722
that nigga giga bald damn

>>214466304
Might not be my favorite of all time but this is the best one I've got on me right now

>>214466731
no but I slept through the first two transformers

>>214466729
is that what you did, sweetie?

>>214466735
Thinking this will be my next wallpaper.

>>214466734
He's even more bald now. He'll dance for pocket change, shirtless, in a parking lot.

https://www.tiktok.com/@devontrue/video/7428013929135148296

>>214466742
No but I tried on one of my mommy’s nightgowns and it made me feel funny x_x

>>214466414
Sure

>>214466754
sounds like you're on the way to breaking ur egg xDDDD

feeling trans

>>214466744
cool :)

>>214466414
No i wouldn't
Take your faggotry somewhere else

>>214466731
that's some karen shit

without question the worst thread i've witnessed in weeks.

>>214466758
Maybe just sometimes I’m gorl >_<

>>214466737
she's dancing to a drunk and depressed fella, trying to cheer him up.

>>214466773
Why haven’t you made it better

>>214466767
that canadian constantly wants to fuck a femboy and then calls everybody a fat bald man except for one american flag

feeling cute might chop off my dick

>>214466773
I've seen worse

>>214466637
Just don't masturbate. It's not that hard.

where is my pipe?

>>214466781
Need someone like her

>>214466803
i can be

remember when google tried to make a facebook

>>214466787
busy pumping iron and watching Fargo, every time i stop in for a peek it's some post about trannies or sucking AIDS dicks

>>214466807
yeah moot worked on it

>>214466809
really? I only watched season 1 and it was very good

>>214466807
noo wtf

guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

>>214466797
>>214466800
https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw?si=pt9vrxHvIh5XquTX

>>214466813
NO WONDER it failed

>>214466825
A cute woman to accept and love me? Yeah.

Transgenderism is fascist praxis. it's favstian and nietzschean
Cope and seethe chuds

>>214466815
I'm starting season 3, first two seasons were great. Apparently they're up to 5.

>>214466839
ummmmmm misognyistic and chuddy much?

*snips off dick*
vgh...so favstian...

>>214466854
No I love women I’m not a chud ;_;

>>214466851
wheres the tranny stuff? season 3?

>>214466873
>>214466873
>>214466873