Thread 214467760

Dale Street, Liverpool, 1 July 1994 edition

Might watch Ratatouille for the first time. I’m unemployed and have lost the plot you see

gagging for my first coffee of the day

i'm perfect, me. zero flaws. except one — i'm a narcissist.

ratatouille was a documentary

>>214467810
shmuli jewberg

>>214467851
They shoved a cucumber up his arse fr?

>>214467856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6oZ5xtqm8c

A British man I knew said he liked California and Washington wine

50 more years of this. There must be more to it all.

Thinking about Emma's stinky farts that she lets everyday.

Don’t blackpill me. I only want the whitepills

another wank completed

A court in India has given the death penalty to a man for burning alive his wife over her skin colour.

In her statements before her death, Lakshmi had said that her husband Kishandas "routinely taunted her for being dark skinned".

District Judge Rahul Choudhary in the northern city of Udaipur explained the death penalty saying the murder fell in the category of "rarest of the rare" and it was "a crime against humanity".

Kishandas's lawyer told the BBC that his client was innocent and that they would appeal against the order.

Lakshmi's murder eight years back and the judgement, delivered at the weekend, have made headlines in a country where public obsession with colourism is well documented.

The attack on Lakshmi took place on the night of 24 June 2017, according to the court order seen by the BBC.

The judgement quotes from the statements she gave before her death to the police, the doctors and an executive magistrate.

Lakshmi said her husband often called her "kali" or dark skinned and body shamed her since their marriage in 2016.

On the night she died, Kishandas had brought a plastic bottle with a brown liquid - he said it was a medicine to make her skin fairer.

According to the statements, he applied the liquid to her body and when she complained that it smelled like acid, he set her on fire with an incense stick. When her body started burning, he poured the rest of the liquid on her and ran away.

Kishandas's parents and sister took her to hospital where she later died.

"It will not be an exaggeration to say that this heart-rending brutal crime was not just against Lakshmi, but it's a crime against humanity," Judge Choudhary said in his order.

Kishandas, he said, "broke her trust" and displayed "excessive cruelty in throwing the remaining liquid on her" while she burned.

"It's a crime that shocks the conscience of humanity which cannot even be imagined in a healthy and civilised society," the order added.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F04dGK1_wYA

We're going chimney laddering faggots. Grab your safety flat cap and make sure you don't have a full stomach.

>>214467961
what would happen if her bumhole was plugged so she couldn't fart?

>>214468042
not even dark

having a cry

Which fictional character was your gay awakening?

pic rel

>>214468118
why honey what's wrong xxxx

>the kiwi's a faggot
Is anyone surprised?

Sir

>>214468157
just thinking how i never had or never will have any good quality of life because im special needs xx

going to get my motorbike licence and that will fix my life

>>214468219
Are you one of those special needs that have a massive 10" dong at least

I got a baaaad feelin about this guys

>>214468235
just a normal size one

heloo bitch

I'm too old for this shit!

just made a cup of coffee

cat tug

But if you're here, then that means......

>The American uses antiquated and hateful slurs.
is anyone surprised?

>>214468042
send all the devil men to an island to deal with each other
keep them away from women and children

The world is like "What if everyone was equal?" but white males are like "No it just doesn't work like that"

>>214468219
what kind of special needs

He's right behind me isn't he? *turns around and nobody is there*

must have been the wind

>>214468284
THAT'S A FUCKIING FENNEC FOX
FUCK YOU

>>214468339
severe autism
the wanking in public kind

Hoot

>>214468367
well you're posting here with us and we're all very intelligent so it can't be too bad

>>214468371
uh huh
hoo hoo motherfucker

Gladio-tier propaganda against Russia and "third worldism" will lose its sting as the years move on because it will become increasingly obvious that Russia is a racially homogeneous Slavic society and part of the reason it achieved that was through its mature relationships with Asiatic neighbors.

"The White man walks alone" is a dumb jewish trope that keeps Anglo White nationalists in the zionist plantation. Alliances and non-agression pacts occur in nature. Wolf packs will avoid (respect) each other's territory, etc. White men and Arab men have mutually overlapping interests and a shared enemy which is committed to exterminating us both. "Third worldism" is a thought terminating cliche meant to keep White men blinkered into supporting the jewish american empire

just used my last incense stick
I hope my delivery comes tomorrow
*cries*

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>>214467760 (OP)
Back when it had a bit of soul. Now it's vape shops, Turkish barbers and stag/hen do hotels as far as the eye can see.

SHUT
up

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Back in the cuts at the bouldering gym.

I hate to say it, but it may be an invaluable skill if I encounter a bear again.

Kwab

Why? Why do you hate to say it?

>bouldering
do you go with your bf?

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>214468569
that is a thin seal
looks like a fish

illegal cronem gettin shape up

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

every woman i see that claims to like books actually only reads romance rape slop

sick of it

>>214468598
you're a fish you're a fish you're a fish

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

mere clapmeat

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

I hate to have to constantly consider the bear factor in general. Half the things in the loadout in the incelpack relate to a bear in some way.

Anything that smells interesting goes in one pouch underneath the other ones. If everything else fails then you can throw it down and hope he's interested enough to dig around it to gain a hundred feet on him.

yeh, mek dat katy groove on it

>>214468633
people can read whatever they want
you'll have to learn to deal with it

why does he just post into the void

raining now
good for the garden

>>214468615
>>214468658
sup crodie x

>>214468722
hey that's me! that's me! I'm famous!

>>214468746
lovely stuff

Give me your bum to do as I wilt Emma.

Day three of toil. It's unrelenting.

nth for the holodem

>>214468834
grim af

>>214468836
only 36 years until retirement lad

>>214468722
>showing stubs
can't help yourself can you

>>214468836
>now dark when I wake up
>only wednesday
>raining
>no gf
why did I say it was too hot this summer

the toil freaks do be toiling

job interview today lads

Bbc article doesnt mention the instagram post of the Polish hat stealer just says its all a big misunderstanding and he's very sorry.
Was the instagram post fake?

my stitches stopped itching

>>214468665
how often are you encountering bears

Beautiful waking up to grey and the sound of rain no more fucking sunlight blasting through my blinds

>>214468923
Good luck lad x

niel gay man

>>214468895
sick of the fucking sun to be honest
love autumn and winter, perfect for miserable evil bastards like me
also when it’s summer my incel room becomes a furnace

very windy and horrible out this morning. shit weather til may now. quite unhappy with this turn of events.

>>214468933
Dark academia season looms

>>214468587
Geet up mush

>>214468933
You should turn the slats the other way overnight. You should also clean those slats, they look filthy.

>>214468934
thank you xx

>>214468950
>fair isle sweater
i like it

>>214468950
You don’t actually dress like that do you

Personally enjoying the grey and rain after the unrelenting blue skies, heat, insects and crowds everywhere this summer.

>>214468587
wollatan park is lovely how the fuck has he been mugged there lmao

>>214468950
how do you dress dark academia in the australian summer

>>214468633
women reading books about big handsome vampires that shag them is only slightly less cringe than grown men reading books about elves and wizards and magic fantasy shite like that

>>214468958
They are filthy I don’t care though they are my landlords and I’m out of here next month

>>214468950
>those shoes

>>214468980
You don't walk around in 45C heat in your Chesterfield overcoat?

>>214468988
Ah fair enough. Fuck em.

>>214468969
yes

what I wear in winter
Air max 95s or 97s
Nike tech fleece joggers
North face puffer coat
If you replace the coat with a t shirt that’s what I wear in summer too

>>214468933
don't you find sunshine and nice weather makes it easier to get up and generally improves the mood?

>>214469021
Wow you look like 90% of cunts on the streets!

>>214469021
start dressing like a man

>>214469021
and your fragrance of choice? lynx? nivea? or just sweat?

>>214469018
>those boots

tummy'a a;most empty from last night's tea
but i can't eat again until this evening

>>214469018
>no skinny jeans
lad...i have bad news for you

On This Day 1984. Demands are made for a 24 hour general strike.

Miners and supporters gather outside the Trades Union Congress conference in Brighton

>>214469055
Paco rabanne 1 million at the moment almost out of that though not sure what to get next

>>214469072
Tried to hold the country to hostage again

what is /brit/ worth

you've got to wine and grine that willy

Have to take my brother to school soon

>>214469058
You dont like chelsea boots?

>>214469082
you haven’t even been to bed you gay cunt lmao

>>214469061
rules are made to be broken

>>214469102
Doesn’t matter what I said you were going to react like that anyway

>>214468950
chelsea boots in this day and age

>>214468950
LOVE to see it.

you and that other lad who went to the railway museum should link up
he said he went with his mum and was looking for some new friends

Heil Hitler
Free Palestine

>>214469141
Bro has zero Jaw

>>214469157
I told you i could eat it all with you guys watching, extrovert

i still go out and to the cinema with my mum because i have no friends

why do non white people hate the beatles so much?

>>214469176
Because you want to go or because she wants to go?

>I met Cynthia at art school. She was a right Hoylake runt. Dead snobby. We used to poke fun at her and mock her, me and Geoff Mohammed. 'Quiet Please,' we'd shout, 'No dirty jokes, It's Cynthia.'
what kind of a way is this to talk about your wife? why are english men like this?

>>214469157
No true Aryan would ever utter that 2nd phrase you absolute fucking disgrace

>>214469193
who?

I’ve been thinking about buying me a parcel
And if its TT then nigga why I need a sample?

any toilet-breaking poo just before toil making you late man in

>>214469164
his jaw looks nice

>>214469193
black people literally don't listen to white musicans at all

>>214469218
Working class innit

>>214469223
This

>>214469200
because i want to go and my mum and dad feel bad
dad insisted he wanted to come to sonic 3 so i wasn’t alone and he fell asleep

Sex with a pooey-bummed Emma Watson.

>>214469218
Lennon was a bit of a cunt really

>>214469250
that's a lie

>>214469253
How old are u

>>214469299
leftypol licking his chops at this

>>214469288
21
he came with me to sonic 2 as well
only reason he didn’t come with me to sonic 1 was because he forced my brother to come

>>214469018
>this is who I share /brit/ with

>>214469308
>21
Could be worse. You know you can go to the cinema by yourself? You don’t have to tell them you’re going just say you’re going out

>>214469223
>>214469252
Yid

>>214469339
they won’t let me. honestly i order anything and they’re on it like a pack of wolves as soon as it gets through the door. i don’t go out so if i do go out it makes them suspicious and they’ll find out either way.

>>214469308
>21 watching all the sonic films.
Maybe you should have a good hard look at yourself

>>214469354
jesus lad, you need out of there

3pm m2 murkage

:-D

>>214468950
Looks pretty dark alright

>>214469354
Do you have anything wrong with you?

>>214469354
Both of them are at home all the time? Do you work or study?

this 21 year old mf goes the cinema to watch sonic

I should have my amazon package already
daddy ordered it on thursday

>>214469354
Let me guess, no dad present?

>>214469408
you should get slapped upside your face on thursday.

>>214469354
my parents are like this too
open any fucking letters with my name on it
I’m also 21
can’t wait till I have enough money to move out away from the control freak bastards

>>214469381
that's the last thing he needs, kike

this is how tv and movies should be watched

>>214469422
don't think so

>>214469408
Daddy as in dad or boyfriend

>>214469406
5 front incisors

>>214469391
>>214469399
obviously some kind of autism but not the kind where i need a carer
i function well enough to work and drive
they’re not at home all the time but theyre usually in when the post comes and they won’t leave me. ordered a game last year and it came when only my sister was in, thought id gotten away with it until my sister told my mum and she came in my room and demanded to know what it was, even started to look around my room to see where i hid it and thought it was funny.
>>214469420
no my dads here he came with me to sonic 2 and 3

>>214469440
autism enough to be posting interracial fantasies to 8 in the morning on the internet

>>214469440
If you work and drive just move out that sounds like prison

>>214469433
the second one

>>214469440
well what was it lad

>>214469428
My mistake then. He should keep living with his overbearing parents who will forever poke their nose into everything he does and suppress him at every opportunity.

>>214469440
>Buying physical copies of games. Going with your mum to watch sonic 3 at 21 but has a driving licence ans drives
Nope this is a larp

pooing out my side arse

>>214469427
yes.... very good.... leave your familial home at once

>>214469453
can’t afford it yet, wish i could
>>214469458
touhou 8
>>214469469
love collecting old games

>>214469476
go to bed you freak

>>214469440
Funny how the interracial spam stopped when you started pouring your pathetic little heart out. Sonic watching virgin freak

>>214469486
not me i swear

Where's that dumb yank tranny with the hot cocksucker lips?

>>214469476
don’t ever reply to my posts again you fucking rat

oh dey devilish

>>214469486
>Sonic watching virgin freak

>>214469516
me at the back

dey plotting summat nasty

getting very evil vibes from this thread...

goon fiends are a-ready

reckon i'm the least well-adjusted poster here
right freak i am

>>214468042
>A court in India has given the death penalty to a man for burning alive his wife over her skin colour.
this was justified

>>214469583
why do you post like an edgy 12 year old who gets bullied at school

>>214469574
Do you create ai images of black people and white girls and post them 24hrs a day?

>>214469595
never grew out of it

Want to try "smell the fart" acting with Emma Watson, that Joey from Friends advised.

me, dad and the mandem in the cinema watching sonic 3 (21 years old btw)

>>214469605
>>214469595
it's fucking funny and I don't care what you think

Mad how fit they are though

ever heard the band 'dead can dance'? enjoying it quite a bit i must say.

>>214469574
Its OK to live with your parents and do activities with them
Don't let these fools who lose 1/3 of their salary paying rent to shlomo landlordberg tell you otherwise

>>214469610
forgot pic
https://files.catbox.moe/9lx9qm.jpg

>>214469018
The rim of Mallard's specs omds

/brit/ gentlemen being chaperoned by mum and dad to watch the mario movie

>>214469560

I'd appreciate if you posted in my thread, I have always supported and patronized /brit/ so I hope it will not be an issue to support my endeavours as well

>>214469628
umm

men'ul how the scousers were allowed to spend nearly half a billion pounds in the summer transfer market. what happened to financial fair play n tha

>>214469628
jesus what hideous tits she has

built like a lanky 24 year old man

>>214469624
yes

>>214469653
Rat bastards aren't crying anymore since they're the one breaking 2 transfer records in one window

>>214469639
It's actually hilarious, 21 years old watching children's films with their Dad then coming home to spam AI interracial pics.

>>214469645
Realistic image btw we did too much

Timmy's crush
He thinks he's Chad now too

>>214469670
I think you got the wrong band mate, dont know who those people are in the photo but its not dead can dance

>>214469440
Fucking hell
I went to the USA on my own at 21 and didn't even call home once
Never knew I had it so good

>>214469690
is that supposed to be hawaii?

It's September 2025 and we still don't have a plan for what to do when Ofcom blocks 4chan

>>214469708
get a job I guess

Good morning.

>>214469683
games gone, i tell ya. it really is

>>214469700
How many hours a day did you spent producing and spamming AI images of black men with white women when you were twenty one years old?

listening to some stupid scouse bitch getting praised by Susanna Reid because she lost weight WHILE ON OZEMPIC
Why the fuck do you get praise for that

>>214469730
Disgusting animals

>>214467785
watched it on an 11 hour flight last year because Kenya Airways didn't have much else good available

>>214469730
Wouldn't make a good filet.

mad how Americans constantly confuse the NZ and Australian flags

>>214469730
mental that these things eat the flesh of migrants who drown in the channel

Will any of you come to the pictures with me to watch the Zelda movie

>>214469699
obviously, its not the same band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG82j4qKOaI

spent all night bloated and farting
the bedroom smells unbelievable

and then when you point it out 9 times out of 10 they go 'I don't care/your irrelevant'. I will never understand the willful ignorance of the corn syrup nation

Always thought vampires were very British coded

been eating plant-based and it's mad how big my poos are now. very satisfying squeezing one out I can see why girls prefer the bigger willards

>>214469816
very
but so are werewolves

I'm 35 but feel 20 at most
how do I grow up?

>>214469801
dont think you could pay anyone here to watch it mate much less with another bloke

>>214469826
what how we dont even have wolves

>>214469831
ktim

my bussy just imploded

>>214469743
Fat cunts are delusional
Hate them
Taking jabs is pathetic

>>214469839
dont have giant bat people either do we fucking mong

>>214469819
Must be all the fibre

That’s right

>>214469849
peak australian culture this

>>214469816
broke my heart to learn Bram Stoker was Irish

Oh they've blossomed over the summer ;-)

>>214469858
we certainly have strange creepy pallid poshos

>>214469816
it's because the original dracula novel was split between romania and london and that is the kind of base of all vampire stuff in popular culture

>>214469864
same with edgar allen poe

More like Bum Stroker LOL

>>214469831
is this how velcro works?

>>214469879
broke my heart learning doyle was scottish
only carroll is a true englishman

>>214469879
vampire are just a very british thing though personality and aesthetic wise. dracula could’ve been set anywhere from france to timbuktu and vampires would still be british coded.

>>214469880
LOL

>>214469861
the difference is that gyokeres can barely run

>Starmer to push for welfare cuts after No 10 reset
>Renewed effort to revamp disability benefits payments will be focus of Prime Minister’s new Downing Street team
Fuck did we get too cocky PIPbros???

>>214469912
corr... Look at that rhododendron, those flowers are well blooming

>>214469861
least homosexual gunner

belle delphine has reverted to islam

>>214469975
mad how pakis will try and behead her for this

>>214469940
i don't get it, i really don't fucking it

WHY DIDNT THE TORIES DO THIS? What did the 'le hecking far right cruel nasty party' tories do in the last 14 years? At least if they got rid of pig all the fat mongs would have to work and we wouldn't be so utterly fucked finically

>>214469975
>reverted
was she a muslima before?

>>214469975
she shouldn't mess around with this the 'sheeds will kill her

>>214469940
Oh great the welfare bill is going up again

mad how the pension concept was based around boomers retiring at 65 and dying in their early 70s but now people are living longer and theres more people receiving pensions than people paying into them

>>214470007
muslims believe everyone is born muslim by default and get trained by sociaetal expectations to not be muslim

Look at her go

>>214470046
it's a dumb idea, people should have children and the children should take care of their parents as they age

>>214470050
fucking hell no wonder theyre such fanatics

>>214470060
i feel bad for anyone paying into a pension scheme now, you're inevitably going to get fucked over

>>214470058
imagine being the type of freak to watch these even worse people type in the chat like the streamer gives a fuck

>>214470060
thats not realistic. most people in the new generation wont have their own homes

>>214470078
It will be hard for one generation but everyone needs to rediscover fire

i don't like people i really don't like people

saw a turtle yesterday when i made my nightly visit to the local trash filled green sludge pond

>>214470108
little turtle fella

>>214470096
the system is unsustainable, we will fight over the scraps boomers leave behind and then collapse and be swallowed by the biomass which will pollute the environment to collapse. we are in a apocalypse and the animals going extinct by the second is a glowing sign

drawing x files fanart

May President Xi and the wonderful people of China have a great and lasting day of celebration.Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against The United States of America. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

>>214470004
>What did the 'le hecking far right cruel nasty party' tories do in the last 14 years?
Brexit and that's about it
The rest of it was just managing decline

reminded

>>214470171
You forgot to say thank you for your attention on this matter

"These are totally unacceptable tweets... I think it was proportionate to arrest him"

Zack Polanski, Green Party Leader, on the arrest of comedy writer Graham Linehan at Heathrow airport on Monday.

>>214470046
The pension also used to be a pittance compared to what it is today

>>214470209
>polanski
noticing

>>214470209
Mad how he chose to rename himself after that nonce director

rorkes da

>>214470251
google history

why is this yank obsessed with a girl who was murdered

ve found India supremacy memes, and they're actually hysterical. They also call all White people "wiggers" because they think it's just what we are all called.

I'm not even mad. They're accidently funny af

Post the most recent pic in your roll

this is basically how the Dracula myth happened
>Vlad Tepes does basic 15th century frontier warlord stuff
>also he pissed off some German merchants so they write a few letters complaining about how he's the worst, murderous tyrant ever
>his king Matthias Corvinus doesn't care but has Vlad temporarily imprisoned for unrelated reasons (political rivalry)
>years later Matthias Corvinus wants to become Holy Roman Emperor
>plagiarizes the letters, adds "...and then King Matthias easily reformed even this horrible monster because he's the best monarch ever, vote Matthias Corvinus for Emperor." at the end and has the pamphlet printed all over Europe
>people end up reading it for the gory detail so other print houses plagiarize it for decades, continuously adding more atrocities
a central part of European vampire mythos comes from a John Kony tier, 15th century political ad

>>214470286
go outside

Fuck off.

>>214470209
This man is a homosexual Jew btw

>>214470286
if they hate white people why do they love white people

Poo on me Emma. Shit right into my open mouth.

oh when the bummssss
go pooing innnnnnn
oh when the bums go pooing in
i wanna be in that shitter
oh when the bums go pooing in

actually got a good night's sleep and feel amazing might buy a thousand pound mattress and start going to the gym and stop drinking coffee after midday so im tired at night to chase this feeling

getting raped

>>214470344
lol'd

>>214470362
ai slop

https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

>Masters degrees in Arrest Development correlate with Google's stock price, but have no causal relation
>therefore broken windows policing doesn't work

He didn't say that last part. But why do I feel its presence.

>>214470417
no its real

saw on the news there's a 15 year old playing for arsenal. that's a bit mental isn't it?

>>214470439
would go through him 2 footed first chance i got if i was playing against him

Decaf coffee is shit but caffeine makes me feel like shit

>>214470439
screaming

>>214470439
has to change seperately in case one of the arsenal players is gay (and a nonce)

>>214470439
Diving Downman

wonder if greta thunberg has ever had sex

India allying with China would actually be good since it'll mean jeets stop being imported to the GAE West.

>>214470451
like this?

>>214470561
if anything they'll just accelerate it. china has no need import cheap workers and india gets a double benefit by sending people abroad: less burden on the state and more influence globally

>>214470581
>>214470581
>>214470581
>>214470581

>>214470546
No woman over the age of 18 is a virgin in his majesty's united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

I need to stop road raging in my work car