Thread 214469202

>Nah bro, nah bro, I won. I let you take his wealth, kill his children, burn his estate and disfigure him with ebolaids. And he still praises me! I mean just look at this fucking freak! What a retard.
>Nu uh, now don't be a sore loser Lucifer, you're doing the dishes this month.

>>214469202 (OP)
>NOAH MAKE SURE YOU GET TWO OF THESE BEETLES ON THE BOAT, IT ROLLS SHIT ALL DAY. HOLY FUCK
>LE DINOSAURS? LE PTEROSAURS? LE HECKIN' MESOSAURS? EEEEEHHHHHHH... NAAAH...

hate that old faggot like you won't believe it

>Why did i give that four year old neuroblastoma?
>Well, you see, i've made a new beetle species and i need a soul to give that thing a test ride
>Souls dont grow on trees, you know. They're not a renewable resource.

>And now for my crowning achievement... Pediatric leukemia!
>Why did I do that? I work in mysterious ways, fuck off and stop asking questions.

>make a hundred gorillion species
>let the vast majority of them go extinct
literally, LITERALLY what did he mean by this

>And God saw the world, and saw that it was good.
>But it could be better! So God made ticks and bed bugs

>>214470346
He thinks as he pleases,
Does as he pleases;
He mocks us.
As he wishes, so he wills.
He puts us in the palm of his hand, he rolls us about;
Like pebbles we spin and bounce.
He flings us this way and that,
We make him laugh; he mocks us.

>>214470468
I don't get it + where is amogus?

>>214470503
Woah..

The existence of god is unrefutable.
There's no way you can conceivably know if anything is true or right if you presuppose the existence of god and that we are created in his image.
So therefore all the jokes you're doing it, he'll be laughing at your expense pretty soon, get ready for it,

>yes all things came to be like because huhh idk it randomly did! And yes everything is kept in place, all the laws of physics exist because... they exist!
>oh the initial cause? how do I know anything is true and not just my senses? well huhh... I JUST KNOW ALRIGHT?