Thread 214470581

Anglo edition

Ozempic smells

screamnig

I miss the days when int was a 15 /brit/ thread board... Feels like only yesterday

how can ytppo compete

>>214470591
>Ozempic vagina is here!
what I say when rorke enters the room

me and my gf

ChatGPT down... That's me doing no work today then

got the old 'zempic fanny x

nth for the gyaldem

>>214470590
not British is she

Greta's a pure Swedish harebell

Going on a first date to a pub quiz next week and I'm starting to think I've made a terrible mistake
Not exactly conducive to getting to know each other and I might be exposed as a thicko

>>214470660
Christ

https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1962973428987855041

Leftypol rumbled by Rorke's Dad

have never seen an Ozempic vagina
or any other sort for that matter

Just did a morally wrong action regarding 4chan ethics

>>214470660
Are you a boomer lol

>>214470680
didnt post a little horse cartoon did you
bloody hope not

>>214470658
No woman over the age of 16 is a virgin in carl xvi gustaf's kingdom of sweden

>>214470591
all of these ozempic problems aren't even directly caused by the drug itself, it's just mongs who destroy their appetite and literally stop eating, they still eat utter slop but they just eat far less

imagine what would happen to your body if you just ate a packet of crisps a day

>>214470644
working for me

>>214470668
NOSE

honestly hope these weightloss jabs have some horrible side effects in a few years time
doesn't feel fair that fatties just get to skip the hard work now
that being said I know they've tested it to high he'll before consumer use so it probably won't happen

>xitter link
FOYTOBRC

have the Ozempic willard me
pubic fat is gone so it's effectively longer

my dastardly plan is coming together lads
>ordered ket online
>bought some beer
>tell team i will be wfh today
>finish all of today's work yesterday
>say i have a dr's appointment when the only meeting of the day is on

looks like it's a day of being monged out playing games for me

found out about these lads who lived in patagonia and they were so well adapted to the cold that they could sleep naked outside year round

>>214470703
it's noting down this emotional abuse for when the culling comes

everyone has a high paying comfy wfh job but me apparently

good morning

>>214470655
since when did they all get fat?

>>214470693
No, what makes you say that?

>>214470733
>ordered ket online
not legal is it
unless you're an eastern european man ordering a cat

>>214470750
I have a low paying comfy job.

>>214470733
wish I could go back to doing things like this

>>214470758
jestem Polakiem

off to bed

>>214470750
I have a very averagely paying wfh job that is sometimes stressful tbf

>>214470766
what's stopping you

>>214470755
Taking a girl to a pub quiz? Maybe you’re a farmer or something

we dem boyz

>>214470777
he's back. night lad, sleep tight x

need to furnish my flat because a friend is visiting in three weeks. have just been sleeping on a mattress on the floor for the past several months since moving in and living out of boxes and travel bags like an animal

is ikea still the obvious go-to? I've heard it got kinda pricey.

>>214470797
Nah it was one of her prompts on hinge

>>214470793
girlfriend, job i have to attend in person regularly and cant be completely manged out at

>>214470769
*googles this*
*rozzers show up outside my door in 10 seconds flat*

>>214470769
no but I've worked with several

where do you lads buy your clothes

>>214470833
amazon

>>214470833
Mummy gets them from charity shops

>>214470833
M and S and fatface

>>214470833
next because im 32 years old

>>214470833
nick them off sleeping homeless people in sefton park

fuck my goynigger rapelife

>>214470875
language

>>214470833
M&S, John Lewis, Next. Used to buy from Jacamo but I've lost 6 stone this year and don't need to do that any more.

sir demba ba

im a lean mean wanking machine

>>214470888
loathe women

>>214470888
>femgroid trying to act trad and feminine
>you can see the shitty £30 freshers tattoo on her arm
loool

>>214470888
adore women

>>214470888
hate them

>>214470733
what happens if your ket gets intercepted, can the police prove it was paid for with your card or btc wallet?

watched eddington the verdict? SHITE dont know why every film needs to be 2 and a half hours long nowadays. Some films need it like master and commander or the godfather but not this.

playin with my pussy lol

>>214470833
Next

>>214470833
I prowl TK Maxx for the Charles Tyrwhitt shirts and Massimo Dutti jackets / coats sold at huge discounts whenever they drop

I bought 40 pairs of trousers when Debenhams went out of business and were doing 90% clearance sales so I'm sorted for decades

boxers and socks I buy at primark and treat them as largely disposable

>>214470918
Wouldn't they just the dealer dead drop it, nab him afterwards, then wait for deano to come pick it up and use that as evidence that he bought it + get him on possession anyway

that's what I would do as a rozzer anyway

rorke walking around in his superdry windbreaker jacket

digging in my butt

>>214470882
>lost 6 stone this year and don't need to do that any more.

fooking 'ell

>>214470938
How povvo do you have to be to be scalping CT shirts
Aren't they like £30 a pop normal price?

>>214470655
>>214470754
Is the fat in the room with us now?

>>214470904
it's clairo m80

>>214470938
why would you ever need 40 pairs of trousers? I've got a rotation of about 5 that I wear regularly and a pair of dress trousers

saw a vagina in a dream and woke up screaming

>The Home Office has arrested 15 people it says were illegally working at a Bristol solar farm.
>Of the 15 arrests, 13 men entered the UK on Temporary Seasonal Worker visas and all claimed asylum prior to their visas expiring.

But they're not economic migrants mind, they're refugees in fear of their life
We are incapable of enforcing any sort of temporary visa scheme. We lose track of thousands every year on the seasonal worker visas. It’s so easy to escape untraced into the shadow economy and if caught use the asylum loophole.

>>214470697
Nah never, I swear x

>>214470957
are you from 2010? they're £70 now

£20 in TK Maxx and fit me perfectly

men aren't allowed to hate women but it's fine if women hate men

gf sleeps with her hands in my boxers holding my todge, strangely comfy

need them dealt with
they know who they are

>>214470754
>>214470959
They aren't thicc enough

>>214470990
weeds in the back garden is it lad?

im a virgin

>>214470965
>>214470974

>>214470833
M&S
Next
John Lewis

>>214471010
*starts wanking you off*

mad how when you first meet someone its just sex sex sex sex sex but after a year its like sex every 2 days if that

>>214470888
women intentionally trying to act cute fills me with rage but when theyre naturally cute it brings me joy and love

CARA AL SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVAAAAAAAAA

>>214471046
now imagine how it'll be in ten years
crikey

>>214471034
isn't M&S a supermarket?

women fill me with rage

>>214470805
Ikea is fine for tables and dining chairs and lights and accessories but honestly for sofas just buy a good one second hand one rather than a new shit ikea one. on gumtree and marketplace and in charity shops you still find sofas that were 3-4k new for a couple of hundred quid whereas ikea's sofas are 4 or 500 quid and theyre shit from day 1

>>214470966
because Debenhams sold pretty good trousers and at a -90% discount I could buy 40 for the price of 4

bought eight spares of five kinds, keep seven spares of each kind in the wardrobe, and replace the ones I use as they wear out.

only replaced two pairs (navy and khaki) since 2021 so they will last me a while

:D

>mad how when you first meet someone its just sex sex sex sex sex
haha yeah….

if you want good furniture lurk around for furniture auctions

>>214471059
>used sofa
ick

i can tell a few of you just need a big strong man to take control

>>214471049
marriage is cruel
at least the muzzies got one thing right, men should be allowed to shag about

swinging my hefty pendulous balls around

>>214471081
u offering? x

>>214471070
thanks loadingscreentiplad

>>214470986
£37.25 if you buy 4

>>214471099
*chomp*

>>214471103
haha

:3

my willy has absolutely without a doubt gotten smaller the last few yearswhat the hell

tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn screaming in a niggers face

>>214471126
Have you got fatter?

>>214471126
stop wearing the cock cage

>>214471126
booze permanently shrinks it

bummed a girl when i was 16 and found it uncomfortably grim but i used her dads athletes foot cream as lube because it was the only thing we could find so probably that didnt help

20 now and haven't done a bumming since

>>214471153
no
>>214471158
no
>>214471160
dont drink


HELP!!!!

>>214471107
so nearly double what I pay

>>214471170
your pants and underwear are too tight

shagged over 120 lasses never bummed any of them
simply doesn't appeal to me

hate the globohomo monoculture

>>214471111
Corrr

>>214470800
Did the UK have a representative there? We had former Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews at the back.

>>214471170
im the same but i smoked weed again recently and it grew again (not joking)
weed spikes your blood pressure so maybe its that. loads of factors can lead to worse erection quality

>>214471149
i would listen to him because no one else did

eating some food

>>214471173
Yeah but you get to pick the exact fit style, chest and sleeve length and actually wear a good looking shirt
You're left with whatever they've got in

>>214471224
very original

>>214471180
ffs rorke!

had a gf who would only sleep on her back

if you dont sleep on your side your a wrong un

>>214471254
*palms your puny incel skull like a basketball and crushes it to smithereens with my fingers*

>>214471283
dont fat people do that

watching old Star Trek eps poor Picard is just trying to have a holiday

>>214471283
like i said earlier, vampires are british coded!

>>214471201
no not a single British soul lots of chinkies and slavs

chatting up a goth bird on the apps. can't wait to fumble the proverbial bag

count spacula

doing quite the poo

been seeing a girl that ticks a lot of boxes (not a whore, smart, demure, has a good job, happy for me to lead) but I can't bring myself to love her

eating rocks

>>214471338
>demure
Someone hat this cringecase

>>214471283
Men sleep on their back
Sleeping on your side is feminine

niggas get one pair of ricks and wear em til they morty

>>214471363
women should be seen and not heard

>>214471338
>demure
I.e. nervous around incel freaks like you

2008rorke navigating his way to armourgames.com

>>214471368
i sleep on my front with my arse hanging out the covers

>>214471368
I sleep on my side curled up like a little baby

>>214471338
in a similar sitch. been seeing a girl for 6 months and she's objectively hot and a very nice person but i think i just find her quite boring.

i sleep on my back cause it's good for the spine aaaannd coffin rehearsal

>>214471408
utterly mad he managed to get away with this

>>214471382
2005rorke wanking to meet n fuck games on newgrounds

2009rorke in IT class changing the background to a picture of a audi

corrrr...... fu

iykyk

>>214471417
think deep down I'm just not built for a relationship
I like a shag once a week but that's all I need really

>>214471429
It was before wokeness took over

>>214471417
>but i think i just find her quite boring.
99% of women are boring, if you've found one that tick the other boxes just stick with it

2009 was unironically the year I went rorke

>>214471070
I just got all of mine from market place or curbside collection
cannot be fucked paying $300 for a table and $2000 for a couch or some shit

looking at yaoi. my boyclit tingles

out toiling my arse off

>>214471283
I like sleeping on my back but it makes me snore like nobodies business

lost 15 mill on the GE overnight because an item I was holding crashed

>>214471467
I was 3 in 2009

Good morning /brit/ains. I fucking hate female dog owners so much. Got a total of three hours of sleep today, because cunt neighbor decided to let her dogs bark into my window at an ungodly hour.

>>214471485
good lad x

I live in a white town so never really thought the immigrant problem was that bad but trying to hire a remote working in the UK now and literally (yes literally) 98% of applicants are foreign, with 80% of them being Indian.

>>214471485
You not moving that asbestos then? Just going to sheet over it?

>>214471513
please hire the 2% that are actually brits

Mad that I’ve been posting on 4chan before most of you were born.

>>214471513
So you're going to give the job to the white applicant right?

>>214471485
mate why are you roofing with gregg wallace

>>214471545
I'm a couple weeks older than 4chan

>>214471544
>>214471553
Yes and even if I wasn't racist I would still do it based simply on the fact that I cannot sift through 400 applications of Indians who may not have a work permit, don't speak english, or are generally incompetent

Football?

>>214471513
the civil service is the last fortress of the white middle class and you need to get in immediately

>>214471338
>>214471417
Have you lads tried cock before?

>>214471576
ziedy would love this

I tick all the boxes, im demure, nonchalant, locked in, gyatted up, non performative, neither chopped nor cooked. How come the huzz baddies ain’t picking up what I put down

>>214471545
hows the wife and kids?

>>214471573
>weeks
nice young man with a good tight arse are you?

>>214471608
was going to say bame repellent but cant tell if this is milk or washing up liquid

>>214471598
Mate, don’t do me like that. I fucking wish I had a wife, kids, house, good job. I tried really hard and did all the right things but it didn’t happen for me :(

looked up my hometown's demographic changes
sad state of affairs

>>214471628
>did all the right things
If you did you’d still be trying now and wouldn’t have given up

Is it true that English are a noisy people and don't know how to behave? Why is that?

It's never boring when someone tells you about their FPL team

wish i was still young

>>214471617
scramb

>>214471653
Yes Somalians and Pakistanis are extremely loud here but White people are generally silent.

guns should be legal for personal protection

>>214471653
the redness seems to concentrate around nonwhite areas

bounty hunterrrrrrr

>>214471649
When did I say I’ve given up? I’m meeting women and working hard at the nosey grindstone but I must admit it is a bit demoralising now that my parents are getting older and I have to spend more time taking care of them

>>214471653
new white map just dropped
notice how the quietest areas in the uk are all white

do you have kids who sit on the floor outside shops in your area?

>>214471462
nah i have two female friends who are much more fun, can tell a decent anecdote etc. i just don't fancy either them. but they're good examples of non-boring women.

>>214471691
Just find a single mother there’s no shame in it as long as she isn’t a gold digger

>>214471513
>98% of applicants are foreign, with 80% of them being Indian.
Assuming you're hiring from an online job advert, Indians will just spam applications to any and all job posting regardless of whether they have a right to work or are even in the country

putting my finger down my belly button hole wiggling about and looking at and smelling the vile substances that come out

>>214471714
Easier said than done mate, dating these days is a sorry state of affairs. People are unrecognisable to me now and the down to earth cute girls are already married. I’ve been stood up numerous times on dates

>>214471696
Russia is not white, but uninhabited. The map may not me corrected for population density. Or whatever this even measures.

>>214471746
Are you fit

>>214471756
I don't think he's interested in blokes like you mate

>>214471756
If you mean in shape and healthy, I’m not fat or have any health problems. If you mean attractive, I would realistically say I’m a 7 or 6.5

Mad how /brit/ is full of girls we just keep quiet about it because we aren't attention whores

Anyone else just get a message from Sir Queer?

>>214471722
They all have addresses in the country but most seem to require sponsorship. I do think you're right about them spamming everything without thinking

>>214471736
i do that. why is the smell so addictive?

>>214471819
katja kassin? remember spaffing to this whore in 2007

brotherberg made £300k from his limited company last year while I'm stuck as a £50k pa wagie

On the dating apps telling women I match with that I think Pokemon black and white dropped the ball with so many late level evolutions making pokemon not worth using during a playthrough

love my /brit/ girlies

poor lad doesn't know what he's in for

>>214470833
vinted

>>214470581 (OP)
Can't believe Janny deleted OP's image

dadberg with connections to the military says we're going to war within a year

while we're on the fashion topic
smart casual look i usually wear a shirt with a jumper and jeans
what can i wear instead of jeans
sick to bastard death

>>214471899
not watching all that hope they're happy

Convincing myself I’m resisting lust and living a moral life when in reality I’m too anxious to meet up with slags for a quick shag because I’m worried they will make fun of my body or treat me poorly

catberg having a nap

>>214471938
for me it's my comically small penis

>>214471938
is that so ... *scribbles something in my notepad*

aced the zoom meeting
only had the shirt on

>>214471867
i earn £28k

im an ugly weird looking freak with a chopped haircut and no rizz

>>214471843
yeah, shot many ropes to her over the years

>>214471938
you are right to be worried you pathetic slug of a man

>>214471959
Hey man, delete that shit

>>214471927
Was going to mention emus but I think that's too low-hanging and unoriginal and I'm trying to be wittier x

>>214471974
I made that in my first job out of uni in 2015. Perfectly livable while renting a room for £450 but you can't live like a student forever and rents are way higher now.

its a 2 packets of crisp kinda lunch day today

>>214471927
Within the Chinese or the Kiwis?

feeling narrow minded, judgemental and down right racist

>>214472046
We would haka you into extinction if you even tried it cunt

I earn £0

was going to do something but i just want to stroke my cock off

Do the English know that St. George, of the red crossed flag and their beloved patron saint, is a Palestinian?

>British dollars are called ponds
>British cents are called pence
>the slang word for money is ‘p’
Bit silly

Holy fuck, just had to cancel a car purchase because they had a fucking INDIAN trying to complete the order with me and he had absolutely no idea what he was doing. This was literally a part of the conversation

>ok sar, so the car you are part exchanging is actually worth more than the one you are buying
>what? I don't have a car to part exchange
>you will receive a sum from us within 5 working days after we collect your car sar
>what car are you talking about? I do not have a car to trade in, I want to just buy this car
>but sar, you stand to gain several hundred pounds from this if you trade in your old car
>I DO NOT HAVE A CAR RIGHT NOW TO TRADE IN, I DID NOT SAY I HAVE A CAR TO TRADE IN, LET ME JUST BUY THIS CAR RIGHT NOW
>ok sar well if you don't want to trade in your old car we will have to recalculate the price and get back to you
>fuck off

>>214472079
big if true

Her fanny, my ween. Cor shag

>>214472079
my beloved patron saint is king arthur

Glad the Mod deleted OPs image, I could feel myself getting radicalised and moving further down the proverbial pipeline

>>214472079
George isn't a muzzy name so I don't believe that

dollymong

>>214472142
only thing that moves further down my proverbial pipeline is poo end of

Does anyone find my posts funny or am I annoying. I’m feeling insecure

>>214472192
Don’t be sad. I’ll give you a little kiss so you cheer up.

rorke mate

>>214472163
I didn't care for hollow knight

>>214472163
reddit slop

smiling politely

>>214472207
redrum is the name of that bully

>>214472182
went through my in game photo gallery on gta onlne the other day and had pictures with mates from school from 2013 still there. fucking mad how i used to have friends and that and do normal things
now i go days without talking to a single person

ill be playing hollow knight silksong in approximately 28 hours

>>214472096
the pound symbol £ is a stylised L because the Latin word is libra ("scale"). hence the lb abbreviation for weight; the pound sterling was originally a pound of silver, which would cost something like £350 at current prices.

the word "pound" is from Latin "pondus" meaning "weight".

>>214472163
wanted to like HK but it really tries everything to annoy the shit out of you
surprised normies like it so much

>>214472270
tranny

>>214472079
he was a Roman soldier from modern Turkey stationed in modern Palestine, then a Roman province

Can't be fucked getting conscripted to fight the Chinese because all the megacorps moved their factories there to save a few $ and now they're too powerful

don’t play shit games like hollow knight only play real ones like saints row

mr dj song pondus replay
mr dj wont you turn the music up

might start drinking

Pre decimal currency was often abbreviated Lsd (pounds, shillings, pence) from the Latin libra, solidus, denarius.

ozempic feels like cheating just not fair

>>214472101
Hate them, they're useless

>>214472336
It is. It'll catch up with the cheats once they stop taking it and rapidly balloon back up fatter than ever because they can't control their eating habits.

What’s the nerd on about with the Latin pound thing. He doing too much

>porn in 2015
Model tier women, kino camerawork, good lighting, tasteful stories

>porn in 2025
OnlyFans garbage, every woman has tattoos, ugly lighting in grimy bedrooms

What happened?

india was my blackpill
how can 1.4 billion people produce nothing of worth and be generally nuisances while tiny countries in comparison like (historically) the uk or germany or france can change the world

>>214472384
posted it again award

>>214472384
this you mate?

just seen a cat doing this in wakefield wtf

was this the greatest movie in british cinema's history?

>>214472336
Who cares?
Getting healthy and fixing bad lifestyle habits is something to celebrate, even if you're getting help from something like ozempic

>>214472399
Rorke unmasked

>>214472402
the norf is built different

>>214472403
Why’s he choking the dog?

>>214472393
India is a biological zone.

>>214472403
Not even the best British gangster film
The Long Good Friday

mental what love does to a mf
there's this woman i would literally do anything for her
if she asked me to empty my bank account for her i'd send it over instantly

>>214472403
lock stock and two smoking barrels was better

>>214472470
i know what im doing later tonight

>>214472404
pretty sure ozempic stops you from feeling hungry, really doubt anyone who stops using it doesn't immediately fall back into old habits they never learned to live without

asking the proto-gf on the dating app to be gentle with me as I’ve been hurt before