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Anonymous United States 9/3/2025, 1:53:08 PM No.214474750 >>214474796
Sexless in the American South
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My "no-sex" streak has officially lasted our years, three months, and two days... I have officially not had sex for longer than the confederacy existed.

I don't know what I'm more ashamed about... being sexless so long or the fact that people here really are "proud" of being losers in the Civil War...

I just wish I had a yankee accent or a british one or even a fucking brazilian portofgeese one because my accent isn't doing me any favors with my own fucking women.
Anonymous United States 9/3/2025, 1:54:54 PM No.214474796 >>214474832
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>>214474750 (OP)
Fucking Christ this meme is accurate.
Anonymous United States 9/3/2025, 1:56:36 PM No.214474832
>>214474796
Yeah it sucks here. I COULD have had sex but I don't want to fuck fat chicks. And when I say "fat" i don't mean chubby like yankees call some girl with a beat of meat fat. I mean literal whales fat.