Thread 214475432

this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/
the posters are dead, killed by a /britfeel/ leak
the only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old thread
revived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned him
I am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners

>go to gym
>see thot in tight shorts
>leave gym
>come home
>wank
every fucking time

Dollymong

getting a 6 minute train ride

nth for the holodem

What are you top 5 films lads?

Conan the Barbarian
The Entertainer
Mr Deeds Goes To Town
Sunset Blvd
Withnail and I

>>214475409
you say something no matter what
that thread was politics outside of pol. maybe if you didnt take every chance to copy-paste, you would warrant more. but you just want to copy-paste
dont bother replying I know your post will be dogshit. thanks

lmfaoooooooooooooooo.
Hypocritical ugly bitch!

dollymong

the wrong /brit/ died

Going clinic team

>>214475484
that tweet is 12 1/2 years old
people change

Dollymong

Bruises on my neck, I'm just a doll of flesh
You'll find my smoking body hung in wires overhead
At your bark and collar, just forget I'm someone's daughter
I can't ever fuck it up i...

>>214475457
Going to the gym rn
Working out at 11pm means all I ever see is old nurses and other blokes

Nothing worse than receiving swipes and matches from young single mums as if they think I’d be attainable now

>>214475511
But she's admitted wrongdoing?

>>214475481
Toy story one
Toy story two
Toy story three
Toy story four

not got one for number five

Dollymong

>>214475531
>Tinder whore
get her pregnant then (again). at least you know shes not barren
dont even have to deal with the consequences because you dont leave near each other. will never have to see each other again

leftypol now supports tax avoidance because he doesn't want to be in agreement with rorke

New guy at work is an absolute spackers and has great lolcow potential.

If I film myself winding him up and his reactions, or just him going about in general without knowing I'm filming him, I can make him the next Chrischan

>>214475546
ever see the buzz lightyear movie?
i have a feeling you'd really like it

>>214475572
enjoy your dismissal for harassment and subsequent court case and the damages you will have to pay :)

>>214475432 (OP)
great edition

>>214475565
You’d think they’d be desperate but they’re actually more of a nuisance to deal with since they’re used to being seen as easy by every other man on there

>>214475511
Funny how her attitude changes when she's in a position to do that. Reeks of hypocrisy

>>214475567
yeah im sure leftypol supporting tax avoidance will work out really good for us and not billionaires

>>214475578
nah what's it about?

>>214475572
leave him be you vile little man

this is the picture

leftypol explaining how helping multinationals and foreign billionaires dodge taxes is good, actually

>>214475606
billionaires don't need to dodge tax they just move to a different country

>>214475611
https://dopebox.to/watch-movie/watch-lightyear-online-hd-82063.8560927
get it watched

>>214475622
you dont look like that you just post about interracial sex and hope it scores you points with blacks

>>214475643
scrom

*enters /brit/*

me

tax dodging us based thoughbeit
anything that undermines the british state or deprives it of revenue is morally justified

I support economic libertarianism

>>214475652
good job arguing against a point that was never made

so what's the different between a doggo and a pupper

african man speaking on the phone at what would be my shouting volume on the bus

>>214475484
KEKW

yeah...is that so? *turns around and walks away*

FACT: more people would go out and go vote for magpies or Walt Disney than they would (for the anons posts) Nat Soc - even with all his shilling. MORE magpies! HAHAH

The House of Commons had 30 minutes of Women and Equalities Questions today.
It was completely dominated by Labour and Lib Dem MPs asking for more rights for cross-dressing men.

So how do you dress smarter or more masculine without coming off as a prick?

>>214475723
grow up

love me greggs

>>214475745
you dont. its all peacocking
fact: people still buy FULL tracksuits (of like Adidas or whatever) and they look gay, but it works because they dont care. just A) dont care and A1) because it is peacocking

>>214475743
feminists getting exactly what they wanted

comic accurate?

>>214475745
Jeans or chinos.
Shirt, I prefer patterned shirts, whatever pattern you like. Plain shirts look too serious/formal.
Brown shoes and belt.
It's not complicated, and if some athleisure runts are confused by your appearance, that's their business.

>>214475794
nerdy niggers (or niggerds as i call them) are so funny
see also that one actor from the spider verse movie

>>214475723
if your constituency were between the magpies, walt disney and pinkie pie how would you vote

I made an ai generated poster for work today. It generated an office and three men in the background. One was black. I had to ask it to change him to white. It made him ghost white. I then had to clarify make him of european descent.

hello OFCOM (and FBI)
if you (the UK/Scotland) does NOT give me meth(!!!) then I WILL go to America and join a white supremacist group just so I can go make and smoke it, and THAT is worse than getting not-crystal-meth
>>214475826
I would set myself on fire outside of parliament for Israel

>>214475844
Do it

>>214475432 (OP)
show would be called woke these days

>>214475844
youre not allowed to post this picture

the Jews weakness:
- oil
- ovens (NOT)
- the Samurai
- Walt Disney

mousey on good form today. you love to see it

Temporarily banned for making a /brit/ what is the world coming to

>>214475844
saw this thought of you

honestly this is cringe i don't even hate greta for what she does but why do zoomers introduce themselves with their mental illnesses

>>214475899
maybe go back to where you came from, you immigrant
>>>/pol/

>>214475876
no idea what this image is supposed to convey

fake mousey

>>214475911
based sov citizens
schizomobile on a letter schizomobile on a letter

>>214475921
modern society encourages and rewards narcissistic behaviour

I own all of you
even spaincunt

love these lads

>>214475921
only way whitey can compete in the oppression olympics

>>214476008
mallard

will NEVER understand why that ishowspeed guy is famous
you have to have literal brainrot to find that shit entertaining

I dont hate the Jews by the way
they did fuck you up tho but its ur life. you did lose btw

>>214475981
maybe try having fun instead of trying to "own" anonymous strangers on a tibetan cross stitch chat room

>>214475805
And where do you buy the shirts?

I own you and rule over you. that means I decide

can't find a job
can't find a volunteer role
so what am I supposed to do?

>>214476080
lay in bed and rot

Rorke putting the rings from Haribo Starmix onto all of his fingers and pretending he's marrying himself

yesterday i got a hundo rookidee from finishing the community day timed research. very nice!

I own you
not in the way that you eat my shit although both is true

>>214476080
no chaz shop near you?

>>214476080
Join the army

>>214476102
poo umming

>>214476108
min was a shiny, not a hundo
maybe its because ive already got a hundo corvisquire

>>214476102
poo screaming

Do find the whole "talk to your mates" way men's mental health is approached in the UK very patronising.

I cannot imagine AMC works for anyone other than a small few.

It's all laddy and the chat probably gets dominated by big burly blokes who've just slapped shite out of their missus.

What about Warhammer men or Narrowboat men or incels? They're not doing a charity rugby match are they?

This isn't about me, just an observation.

right he’s turning into an evil ghoul again

>>214476130
I went through that humiliation ritual

>>214476127
they're all not accepting volunteers

>>214476102
lol

sure hope you dont like those posts at all poneposter

>>214476149
yeah for grotty incels like me who've never had mates it can feel alienating

hate living on a council estate
fucking pissing with rain, walk past the shop, someone comes out in a dressing gown, no top, shorts and socks and just starts plodding up the road in his wet socks

>talk to your mates
Don’t have any guess I’ll kill myself then yh

>>214476149
lmao I saw this the other day with a bunch of them "mens club" talking - with a woman there for some reason, and a mentally ill fucked guy came by and sat down near them trying to get their attention (or just being retarded)
nah they dont give a shit
normies dont care at all

>>214476183
>someone comes out in a dressing gown, no top, shorts and socks and just starts plodding up the road in his wet socks
ktim

>>214476072
All sort of places. I have some Ben Sherman, Charles Tyrwhitt, Joe Brown, Henry Arlington, Guide London, some good finds in TK Maxx too.
I mostly wear floral shirts, that's just my style.

>>214476178
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

>>214476149
consequence of the decline of christianity

would join the army probably but i dont want to die in a war and that seems likelier than 10 years ago. also i kind of hate england

>>214476242
*rapes you*

>>214476149
these things are just for numale normies to whinge

>>214476227
>some good finds in TK Maxx

>>214476248
*kind have

>>214476248
>seems likelier than 10 years ago
we had soldiers deployed in afghanistan 10 years ago

going to have bigjoint and then megawank followed by nicelittlesleep

>>214476242
Nah

>>214476178
we HATE them

>>214476149
Was founded in my town after someone selfishly killed themselves in the local park

>>214476289
cosymaxxed and chillpilled

>>214476289
followed by a nocturnal rape attack

just making up words now

a lot of shit i dont care about being posted

>>214476292
are you literally always here
nothing in that quote has anything to do with what we are talking about so how about you fuck off

Ponyposter, what are your thoughts on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYVBZfjNrE

>>214476297
killed themselves how

>>214476307
im going to sneak into your house at night and put my fingers on your back like a big spider so you shit your pants and run 1acres into the next room screaming

>>214476286
just a bunch of goat herders. WW3 will make it look like nothing

what do i ask the barber to do to make my long hair look good?
never had long hair before

>>214476276
What's funny? You can get £150 Ralph Lauren shirts in there for 40 quid, Ben Sherman Shirts for under 20 quid, it's a great shop for bargains.

ponyposting gimmick of the year

thats porn music
she ends up getting fucked after crying

>>214476326
forcing dashie to wear pretty pink dresses ><

food banks getting robbed again in my city

>>214476330
something about rarity is so shaggable
shed probably act like she’s not into it but really she is

Should Aryans partake in cannabis consumption?

AND IF A MENTAL HEALTH CAR
CRASHES INTO USSSSS
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE

Paul McCartney and Avril Lavigne both replaced by body doubles.

>>214476339
unironically better to go to a women's salon if you have long hair most mens barbers have no clue how to style it

>>214476382
go back to pol

>>214476295
wonder how she gets in and out of those pyjamas

>>214476394
creepy bastard

>>214476382
No but you can take shrooms

>>214476394
its not mega long a little past my chin

>>214476394
this
they will give you tips on how to maintain it afterward too

>>214476327
pooscreaming until starvation took them

>214476409
you are an evil little man

>>214476344
You are buying unwanted low-quality stock that have been marked down in an attempt to get you to buy them

>>214476377
she's very kinky

how did any American and British chads get merked by goat herders with no training or air support I never understand that surely that should’ve been a quick dominant W

Just don't know why people bad mouth TK Maxx without actually trying it out. I have a lot of good items from there which easily makes me look fairly upper middle class, acquired for runt prices.

pretty sure posting ponies isn’t allowed

>>214476327
hung himself. had a kid too

sexo
but im a part of that conversation. brb! if you want you can all go work it out and tell me how many ponyposters there are

>>214476426
You buy your track suits from Asda

The world is too big and complex

>>214476394
my posh balding mate does this
spends a hundred quid on his shitty greasy hair just to have the same hairline
i imagine all the women laugh at him

>>214476451
mousey is a janny now
he rules over us

>>214476463
shut up mousegpt

>>214476438
Cause it wasn’t a real war as much as it was a standard Rothschild banking operation. And a training ground for 20 years.

>>214476451
pretty sure you have to change and also shut the fuck up
not going to bother filling out a CAPTCHA for this announcing a report

they are friggin cute though

>>214476344
>Ben Sherman
Didn't realise you were attending school discos in 2009

the amount of poo that just came out of me is unfathomable

>>214476464
I buy most of my shit from m&s

going to ask for a trim and see what happens
as usual brit is not helpful at all

>>214476509
can you give an approximation at least

Magpie party manifesto:

You CAN post the mice
Belgians banned from existence
Pokemon Go compulsory in schools
Energy drinks and sim cards now FREE in Co-Op

Shame is the only tool humans have for social cohesion, and the downfall of Western society is due to our complete lack of shame.

la la latina

>>214476504
screaming

evil ghoul levels intensifying

I think something will happen ingame and I will have a chance to go for level 50 before this 40-day event ends
>>214476529
>putting words in my mouth

>>214476493
You’ve lost me

>>214476504
ikr imagine unironically wearing a ben sherman past 2016 at the latest

the people talking shit right now do support the shit that we see far too often ITT, and you should remember that- they take no issue with those posts

>>214476526
there was no visible water in the bowl it was literally just logs of poo covered in the mushy chocolate mousse afterbirth poo

rorke skimming through all the creased, unwashed, discounted ben sherman and US polo shirts and buying an undersized red one for 20 quid

Mad how mousenonce was first known as the currencyschizo

>>214476579
never have I seen a more arkward pose

>>214476504
>>214476576
imagine caring about brands are you bent?

>>214476521
mate this isn't the 'long haired mongs general thread', this is 'the general thread for anglo shaggers who keep their hair nice and short at the most'. none of us are women

>>214476575
it was a bloody kike psyop mate

>>214476545
I've got something even bigger to put in your mouth Mousey!

>>214476590
you + me = rape

P.S. you eat my shit
that/this was/is what I meant before

chavs hate when they see a well dressed man

Girl from my running club added me on FB. I will be wanking like a dirty old man.

sex

>>214476607
the guy who wears those shirts very well might be

>>214476644
fomyeg

>>214476650
cor

>>214476608
it’s mostly anglo saxon types that go for long hair in my experience
brythonic or irish descended people in this country are far less likely to deviate from short back and sides

>>214476648
they hate a dirty looking cunt too
me im just trying to preserve, and (for the very-short time-being I am just trying to avoid being "that" guy you see around sometimes. I have seen those in all of the places I have stayed at for a long time
the kind with the tracksuit bottoms that are baggy, and they stink of piss!
>>214476667
spamflooding. like I said, you should change if you want to be taken seriously, or you have to STFU and stop impersonating 4channel staff/announcing reports

me crawling through mouseys pipes waiting to catch his cute little poos in my mouth when he flushes them

rorke wearing his new navy BOSS polo shirt and black next jeans to a wedding

>>214476699
fomyeg

Mousey, what do you wear? whats an everyday mousey outfit?

goodmorning !!!!

not my prob. your prob for the next couple of days (until you go do it again, and then its your prob again)
you will never get what you want and as time goes on you will lose more and more rights :)

used to work with this bloke
he was a fat fucking mong
glad i don’t work with him anymore

get the gay porn synced up to the family tv

I buy stuff like this from TK Maxx. I'm 33 and have a full head of hair.

>>214476749
est. 1992

>>214476717
shitty coat and some baggy (not bought baggy) faded tracksuit bottoms which probably reek of piss

>>214476749
yikes

>>214476749
yikes

>>214476608
wow mate bet you have a lot of sex

cant wait for 4 or 5 cans of beer later

you lot criticise anywhere people buy their clothes because you hate the fact that other people have taste in fashion unlike yourselves

used to work with this bloke
anorexic twat
he dropped dead from malnutrition in the office

>>214476717
my cum on his face

you may post the dragons

>>214476749
omdzzzzzzzzzzz

>>214476749
bro's a fun guy

the /brit/ meetup

guy at work pissing me off

>>214476821
based

>>214476829
me back left

>>214476622
Mental how women have strings in their crack. They’ve got to be a bit pooey sometimes.

They took this from you

If you aren't wearing polo shirts and jeans, what are you doing?

>>214476882
That horse logo belongs on a flag in Rorke's room

I'm genuinely shocked that the police don't work behind the scenes to make the lives of those auditors a misery. Imagine being a policeman and some little sorry kept coming up to you making fun of you and making your life a misery lol. I'd 100% try and frame then for being a nonce or say he reached for my gun and smash them with a baton

>>214476882
wearing a hoodie and trackies x

yeah my room

>>214476882
For me? It’s t-shirt and jeans with some form of overshirt, not buttoned.

...rorkes room:

>>214476874
they call you adam's watermelon

>>214476882
prefer rugby jerseys and knitwear

>>214476926
I do think having a collar of some kind really adds to a man's appearance

We were joking around with my 50-something boss one time and he mentioned something that might be a problem "by 2075". I said "oh well, you won't be around by then" and he just froze up and got really upset saying such comments are "unnecessary".

>>214476607
You've been done TKmaxxmong just take it gracefully

sexo ottawa poke daxi (yes)

>>214476954
and a leash

bpring bastard hours is it

>>214476980
so this is Diego

mummy bought cheese flavoured popcorn
tempted to punch her in the windpipe

which one was more /brit/

rorke seething because he's too scared to go into a clothes shop and is stuck in hoodies his mum bought him a decade ago

>>214476980
lil coomer is having the time of his life

>>214477003
most aciton that worm ever ghot

Polo shirts are vile. If you think they're smart or formal you're just revealing your lack of class.

>>214476954
Dress the neck. Always. A collar. A roll neck. A V-neck. Details. Buttons. A scarf. A tie. Never a crew neck.

TKmaxxmong ironing his Ben Sherman "going out" shirt

Blud still thinks it's 2005

Can't believe what some of you runtish freaks wear, I always dress smart to work, it makes people respect you more and shows you take pride in your profession.

Pic related, i'm on my break

We're in the behavioural sink era lads

>>214477010
scremaing this is me
cant teall with the millors

P.S. YOU EAT MY SHIT DOG

>>214476980
the only time I ever wished I was a midget

>>214477027
rattled trackyrunt

>>214477027
screaming i am tkmong

>>214476952

Why? Do you play or have ever played rugby?

>>214477031
*trips and spills coffee all over your white shirt*

>>214477031
fat neckbeard virgin

Shaved my head a few months ago and it’s grown back with lots of greys. Fuck sakes, this was supposed to be empowering

aha great posts lads x

>>214477031
david brent

>>214477071
prefer not to say. they are like a shirt but more relaxed

>>214477087
stfu

Nothing wrong with a polo, this was my fit a couple weeks ago.

Dogshit zingers inbound

>>214477104
bit rude

if you had to go to the nether what /brit/ personality would you take with you

*enters brit*

screaming at these posts

>>214477031
nice doublechin lad x

>>214477128
Employed Woman so I can least have something decent to shag

>>214477110
oh my dayz

>>214477110
omdz rorke

>>214477110
nice lad. What's your handicap?

legalize opium

>>214477110
Howdy what can I get y'all today

Sir Raoul Moat

>>214477110
rorke rolling into spoons like this after his mates felt bad for him and asked him if he fancied a drink

>>214477110
this is quite an interesting outfit because there is an idea there it's just a bad idea

>>214477151
I'm gay

>>214477110
you look like my cousin when he went for a job interview

sexo

FYI (and im not - not even trying) - but, if I was government, I would convert the 60% of unused farmland in this country to acres for people to use for growing poppies (or weed), and we would make billions more pounds a year selling opium and opium-products

Right time to bollock my own arsehole

>>214477151
got autism x

>>214477110
Imagine snapping this fit
Nothing wrong with it but nothing to inspire you to take a photo

This morning a woman made me cum for the first time in my life (I'm in my 30s)

>>214477110
Not so sure about the purple mate

>>214477196
she kick you in the balls?

>>214477196
did she kick you in the balls?

Has any of the nonces on those predator sting videos ever swung in the hunters? Imagine one of the noncess just beats the duck out of them the second they pull up on him.

>>214477196
good. good

New
>>214477223

>>214477223

>>214477223

>>214477196
receive a kick to the balls did you?

>>214477196
how u manage that

Who's that famous nonce who got terrorized and had a bunch of scousers or mancunians best the fuck out of him in his flat. He was a little small ugly fella

>>214477250
that was rorke

>>214477250
190cm masterrace

>>214476881
Actually they preserved it, most of the canals we have now were saved from dereliction by volunteers starting in the 1970s.