Thread 214477223

Kunekune pigs eidishion

bit early this, what will janman think?

crazy la paint le gives you cancer

just nipping out to parts unknown anyone want anything?

why does everyone in brit wear such dire clobber

rorke's parents edish

>>214477247
would maybe be so if you stfu and didnt make 10+ dogshit posts a thread like this. makes u think
change

>>214477272
recommend something better then

>>214477256
wizard's mind bomb

>>214477272
give us an example of some undire clobber then?

>>214477272
cause we're a bunch of autistic straight blokes int we

>>214477283
um, what?

>Hey nonce hunters I knew it was took it on the other end, I played alomg as I wanted to meet and confront you in public about your actions. I believe you pray on vulnerable people and I played along just to sting you myswlf
>takes out camera

How can nonce hunters respond?

Porke

we all excited for the new series of Man Like Modeen then lads? haha what's he like? x

>>214477308
kill yourself

That’s a spaki dogshit zinger

>>214477223 (OP)
Me on the right

>>214477308
Are mousey sometimes lashes out a bit randomly don't worry la x

>>214477354
sexo

any good asmr videos

mousenonce is evil

Akh, the akhirah is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to smarten up the soul. Time to follow the suffah. It’s time to put real effort in. Salah. Sabr. Dhikr. No more wasting time on dunya distractions. Only halal, only barakah-filled moves. Qur’an. Sunnah. Jama’ah. Knowledge straight from the scholars, authentic chain, no weak opinions, no cheap shortcuts. Yeah, it takes more graft but the reward is eternal and the quality is unmatched. Jannah is the key. If your iman looks strong, you’ll carry yourself with izzah and taqwa, and that confidence echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to fix up. Time to gain a clue.

>>214477387
remember when he killed that Swan

>>214477354
rumours are going around that this is rorke

im not evil

Are women beaters the ultimate chads? To have that level of control and aura that you can beat a woman and have her not report it

/brit/ is too white, we need more minorities here

For me it's the smart casual look with a dash of my feminine charm

*enters /brit/*

the Jews did a number on them
its not someones fault for always pushing away people + self improvement, it just leads to where they are now. you must understand :(

>>214477443
omdzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I open the hatch of the derelict submarine INT /brit/, and bellow "Hello! Is anyone alive in here?" into the reverberent darkness.
A large prime number of eyes light up as if someone had shone a flashlight at a litter of as-yet-undiscovered deep sea cats.
"That's a good sign. I'm going to fuck off now."
I close the hatch and turn to leave, but four of the pale creatures are on deck with me, calmly saying words that I can only assume are some variant of the word "Screaming."
I asked, incredulously, "Are you trying to scream?"
They shook their heads and each offered me a can of lukewarm Carling.
I've been in here for three weeks now, watching footie, drinking Carling and assorted fizzy drinks, eating corned beef and canned vegetables that are apparently "Just like me ma used to make."
It's not terrible. What's the alternative? Sailing the seas alone hoping to find survivors? Fucking off back home to find the white folks somehow three generations more inbred, and have become chattel slaves to warring factions of Punjabi and Han warlords? Fuck it. I'll have another pint.

>>214477445
that bus company is gonna get SUED !

>>214477443
"pretty sure my boy is autistic but he kinda chill" type fit

>>214477445
The pale tine sticker weighed the poor sod down

nth for the gyaldem

>>214477443
so this is leftypol

you can only pick ONE

(later gens don't count as real pokemon)

>>214477443
the fridge section at aldi I presume

What's the most trampy outfit that instantly confirms someone is scum?

For me it's the tracksuit bottoms, different coloured hoodie and a raincoat. Absolute junkie fashion that

>>214477443
>lad pants
based, good to see you're overcoming your mental illness brookie x

>>214477498
shes fit. trannies could never

>>214477515
whichever one picks me :)

>>214477498
gyalth to endem

>>214477515
charmander
cyndaquil
treecko
turtwig
snivy

oh tepig is a starter
thats why it is so shit to catch without berries

>>214477519
hoodies or short sleeve polo shirts

>>214477520
would do the haka right before punting this fella over some rugby goalposts

>>214477567
did you hear? woke are trying to ban the term 'starter'
they want you to call them 'first partner pokémon' these days
whats the world come to

>>214477585
go back to where you came from

>>214477519
sometimes see blokes dressed up in women's clothes my vote would go for that

Want to pop to the shops to buy a redbull but its raining you see

>>214477515
squirtle, totodile, torchic, turtwig, oshawott

snivy has fuck me eyes

>>214477519
yeah cheers
actually just mean and targeted, startign with the "hurr different color top"

Once you start looking into right wing militias in the US you will see how much of a slaughter a race.war.would be,those southern boys are preparing for war

>>214477608
you could get one of those little fellers on an e-bike to bring it

It was reported on March 5, 2022, that the stone had split into two parts, likely as a result of natural weathering. Some people expressed their fear of the exorcised Kitsune.[3] On 26 March 2022, the local government had priests host a ceremony to appease the spirit and pacify the beast at the site with prayers, offerings, and waving haraegushi upon the split rock.[4]

>>214477595
They're comfy. Besides nobody would ever confuse me, or any woman that would wear these clothes, for a woman.

>>214477583
Not right

>>214477223 (OP)
I regret learning history because I know it Will always repeat and nothing ever changes

LOVE LOVE LOVE the cold and quiet and calmness before it rains. should be a word for this.

Most people don't realise how badly immigrants mess with delivery good orders,I will never order a takeaway ever again

>>214477619
Do you think he was watching you when he made that post

>>214477640
schadenfreude I think

>>214477640
high pressure

>>214477653
:(

>>214477653
that's not on is it?

>>214477653
fuck you

>>214477653
#JUSTICEFORDERPY

Tommy Robinson genuinely think he's going to get half a million proportion up without masks to the "get immigrants out" march. He will barely get.10k people, people won't be associated with that

>>214477620
too bad they've been preparing for blindness and dystonia for generations

>>214477653
why am i crying right now

>>214477384
yeah few ;)

posting ponies shouldnt be against the rules

Spot of lunch while sat on the wall outside the shop talking to you lot

>>214477515
Chikorita

>>214477699
putrid man hands, chewed finger nails, eating chocolate for lunch, state of you.

>>214477515
torchic

so bored there's nothing to do in life apart from drugs and alcohol it's a big prison

>>214477653
fat cunt

>>214477515
Charmander

>>214477697
honestly shoildnt its obvious some weird mods who are pushing 40 are holding onto the grudge cus its le hecking 4chan culture or something and cant move on

>>214477666
no
feetin

>>214477515
totodile or treecko

>>214477743
pone site

>>214477699
Moisturise your fucking hands. They looks dry, ashy, and rough. It’s disgusting. Also I wouldn’t post your full finger print online if I was you

pony posters are cancer. there's a reason they have their own containment board.

Ponies are /brit/ culture
Don't like it? You know where the door is

>>214477778
Remember the furry board?
Pepperidge Farm was there.

>>214477770
My hands need to be rough I'm a martial artist

>>214477779
rorke definitely had a brony phase

>>214477697
it's funny when janny comes in and cleans them up whilst ignoring everything else though

oh god that's gonna set the umchickens off

rockbusted

>>214477801
Bullshit artist more like it

>>214477779
based side of r9k

>>214477272
>why aren't people on an incel discussion forum not fashionistas
Yeah it boggles the mind

Austere and dedicated to his duty at the head of this country let's hear 3 cheers for sir Kier

and by the way just while I can say it,
I hope I didnt hurt your feelings

>>214477529
>pants
FOY

never watched it i just think they're cute

odds i go drink some water evens i kill myself

floria law

if she stays I genuinely won't understand how

she is deputy PM and the Housing Secretary using blatant dishonesty to avoid thousands in tax she legally has to pay blatant fraud

They fired that one MP who admitted she committed fraud claiming her phone was stolen when it wasn't. A £700 phone is sackable but £40,000 in tax evasion is not?

Hello there my friends. May I say, you all look gorgeous today.

>>214477872
nice knowing you

>>214477683
They've pulled pretty big crowds before and this time there's a lot incentivising people to go

>>214477860
It's alright Mousey. I forgive you because we're friends

>>214477822
it's over
england is finished

>>214477862
and highly shaggable

sexo rarity poster

>>214477915
um

My band is called Goo Oyster Cult and we're sort of like Blue Oyster Cult but we spray goo everywhere and there's no music.

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756872735661699.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756881565307300.jpg

sexo

>>214477915
Well that's not allowed
Is it?

>>214477904
my mums chav friend is going
weird because she loves shagging black men

>>214477978
second pic kinda looks like me..

We at /brit/ love anime

The fit

i watched my little pony when it first came out to see what all the fuss was about, it’s pretty good
never wanted to fuck them though

neighbour's got his fit daughter over

um

the sci-fi genre

>>214477973
womp womp (and repost)
*crickets*
dont ever say that youre posting just for you
your posts are dogshit and nobody cares. they never care

>>214478014
we dont post these types of images here.

>>214478014
UMM?

>>214478014
what the HECK

>>214478038
its fine, youre the fluttershy poster

janny?

what the fork

>>214478014
I'm warning you delete this now

currently having a mental break down

I dont want them to get raped
or whatever you need to hear

>>214478025
I’d put you in a blender and pour you into the Thames if you looked at my daughter like that you paki freak

Mass Effect live action film starring Johnny Depp as Commander Shepard.
Get it made.

>>214478071
>>214478085
>>214478087
have seen the shit that you have no problem with, so, no

brown suede shoes are fucking ruined now because of the rain

sacked tranner dresses like my sister

>>214478117
They were ruined when you brought them sweetie

>>214478092
sexo
GIWTWMIRL

>>214477898
She didn't do anything illegal
Sleazy sure but not illegal

mental how useless GP's are, the last several times I went I asked ChatGPT before and every single time they gave me better advice than the doctor if not the exact advice they were going to give me.

literally all flowcharts and checkboxes isn't it? why didnt i become a gp.

Im too much of a lazy scrote to commit to A-Levels, you see

>>214478131
she just get day release?

get the innocence and beauty crushed out of the world. get it nice and mangled. let the cynicism and ugliness flow. this is it. this is progress

>>214478092
I mean pinkie pie >>214478038
>>214478038
just bizarro look
',:(

>>214478162
>smart but lazy
Yeah yeah we've heard it all before rorke

Mads Mikkelsen to play David Bowie in upcoming biopic

shh

>>214478170
go back to where you came from
handy links: >>>/pol/, >>>/r9k/
thanks

Listen mousey you've had enough excitement for one day it's time for your medication

>>214478166
:)

>>214478208
this nigga keeping shtum

>>214478208
Edited, no way his eyes are that big irl

>>214478197
im jealous of mads mikkelsen because he's always playing somebody cool but irl he's probably as bored as the rest of us walking around farting and sitting down watching tv

>>214478218
GIWTWMIRL

>>214478211
kill yourself mousenonce you evil ghoul

>>214478113
gf pays for everything cause she makes a mint on OF

can't believe are david lynch is gone lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6t6tvuqCg
Jew person on alchemy (its fucking happening)
Sabrina Carpenter also covered this

>>214478284
what is that

Nothing wrong with a polo, this was my fit a couple weeks ago.

iphoneaussie :3

Bath is running nice and warm, written my suicide note so it's all ready.

I tried so hard but i just cant do this anymore, will be slashing my wrists and sinking into the bathtub now, Goodbye /brit/ you were my only friends

>>214477223 (OP)
Cute oinkers

not looking for anyone right now but I dhope this all ends in me getting pussy

>>214478284
What the helly

>>214478320
see ya lad

>>214478302
rorke

>>214478302
its me on the way to work

>>214478320
dont kill yourself :(
unless youre one of the r9k/pol freaks, in which case you should know that the world is going to be better without you, and if you want a reason why (for your shit life), it was your company keeping you down :)

I've been saying for months there is certainly a middle aged white woman serial killer out there dumping their bodies in rivers and lakes maybe they are finally waking up to the idea that these women aren't all just throwing themselves into bodies of water just after going for an jog or shop or walking their dog

>>214478289
He's making shite films in heaven now x

The place I work at is 95% White but the nearby area is like 55% White, the amount of ugly brown and black biomass lumps I see nearby is vile

>>214478367
shes fit

>>214478117
why you wearing suede shoes in this weather?

I'm an American

>>214478383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyA3x_yh9A&list=RDEKyA3x_yh9A&start_radio=1
gm
btw its 3PM

can't get a decent oxford shirt without some sort of logo on it, dire situation

>>214478394
was*

>>214478320
Don't do it lad :(

How do I get in?

>>214478117
put on my brown suede shoes and i
boarded the plane
touched down in the land of the delta blues
in the middle of a pouring rain

If Jerry Seinfeld were an Anglo-Saxon he would be Gary Sinefield

>>214478452
still would
probably why most of the guys working with those dead are female

Don’t worry lads he will realise how hard it is to open the veins. I tried it that way and it was really hard to open up my veins and I just ended up with scars for life

>>214478484
... oh my GOOOOOOD
YOU CANT JUST POST THAT
SEXO

>>214478484
wowee a virgin's drawing of a woman my cocks just burst throigh my trousers

need to be grabbed and hauled out of my smelly bedroom and put into a military camp

>>214478523
stop medbaiting for suicide advice
anyone whos cut has learned the meme anyway about how to actually do it

>>214478523
did it hurt a lot? thinking of ciding myself. might try a charcoal burner but i’ll probably pussy out and open a window lmao

If I was gonna kill myself again I would eat a bunch of foxgloves as they slowly stop your heart but for now I am willing to see life through no matter how painful it gets

>>214478528
seeeex
>>214478523
AND THE caps
and the people who would, arent posting on 4chan (for attention) before they do it, even though they should

>>214478578
ah right. killed yourself before have you?

>>214478367
is it you?

>>214478578
good lad

jellyfin isn’t working so i can’t watch the sopranos

I think someone dyed this pigeon red

>>214478567
Don’t do that mate. Try anything else to get out of whatever you are going through.

>>214478615
bollock

>>214478578
Its better than me the cyberpunk suicide ending caused me to decided to live because I don't want to put my family through that. I am waiting for my aunt to die before doing it

so is this general just finished entirely

>>214478627
thats pretty cool

never saw the point of killing yourself

I feel like killing myself because I fucked up my life at 22 lmao

>>214478669
Never saw the point of living, personally

>>214478661
r9k immigrants fucked it, and they won, and it will take some time to get it (the thread) back to how it was, and it will be fine but different. you have to shape it here to end up seeing something you like

>>214477445
ive got the same bandana

those people who appear to have good lives but keep trying to suicide are interesting, untreatable depression its like theyre wired wrong and are inexplicably drawn to killing themsevles

Went to the bank for work and then went to greggs

dangerous day to be a fit schoolgirl

>>214478669
i have never liked being alive and it’s reaching a point where it’s intolerable

Gonna open up an orphanage for suicidal 4channers to come and live with me and we will walk through the gardens like Epicurus and his students (I’m Epicurus)

3 pm

>>214478719
I am depressed mostly because I can't really make friends with people it feels like everyone is shallow. I am also autistic and have hyper fixations on history and movies I can't really talk about blade runner 1982 or full metal jacket

>>214478740
as shit as my incel life is i still love it, plus it can always get better

>>214478719
knew someone like this, or rather my brother did. super successful, good looking. killed himself out of the blue. bizarre

>>214478722
britslop is so vile

browsing /brit/ without filters must be a hellish existence

>>214478759
>I have Le autism because I have interests
I hate this meme, those movies are Normie slop anyway and most old men or uni students would be happy to talk about those movies.

>>214478803
those movies are normie but they aren’t slop

Im Le autistic and different because I watch history documentaries on YouTube. I’m. Fucking mental me.

I ACTUALLY have deep and niche interests that only I know about probably in the world but I’m not calling myself autistic for it, it’s called HAVING INTERESTS you fucking crumpet

Free Lucy Letby

>>214478842
I’m not a fan of them. If you want a good Ridley Scott movie watch legend the duellists and if you want a good Kubrick watch Barry Lyndon

>>214478858
whats your deep and niche interests

reminder that you ight benefit from leaving the thread for an hour, if he continues, and the next hour might be beyond salvaging - and you wont get anything good from being here - and you can do literally anything else to get more from today if you want. its just an hour
if you stay here then I suggest you report his posts - do your civic duty

*Legend or the duellists

Leaving work early to play footy with the lads

>>214478908
preferred full metal jacket to barry lyndon

>>214478916
Don’t want to say, they won’t be interesting to any of you anyway x

good night

horse, heh
grr

>>214478945
but why

>>214478977
these guys are all cute as fuck but domestic abuser phenotype btw
and they have like one thing in life
AAAAAA
sexo

>>214478972
they arent deep or niche are they

>>214478997
based me

>>214478997
you said bandana and it reminded me of banana which reminded me of monkey

>>214479067
they say they dont want a relationship but they do, and they need it (even if its just after exposure)

I can see why people shoplift
Fuck paying for food such a fucking scam

>>214479067
they want to KISS

Convinced mum I was gonna change my name to Rorke Porkington, and she started crying. Said calm down just joking, she asks whys that funny. Didn't have an answer for her.

>says it's going to rain all day, thunderstorm warning
>absolutely nothing
Why have the weather forecasts been so shit today?

https://x.com/Anc_Aesthetics/status/1962921440186884195

Update on the Scottish girls vs Bulgarian caravan enthusiast


The police have supposedly lost the CCTV footage that it was claimed would clear Tyson Fury's Bulgarian cousin

Hospital report shows the girl sustained a head injury and was seen at A&E

The families also have a recording from the Scotland Police where the police admit that the families’ sequence of events is correct, corroborating their entire story.

>>214479145
it's literally raining right NOW

>>214479203
Not in 'wich it isn't

im LITERALLY cumming and shitting

>>214479165
leftypol was wrong again

>>214479145
Nice and moist

>>214479212
Remember farting at the point of ejaculation once and it felt amazing

>>214479019
Fine, some of them are the Canterbury progressive rock scene I have corresponded with Richard Sinclair via Facebook before and called him to ask him about his nz tour with black sabbath where they burnt a giant cross in a field, it was very interesting, I have tried to contact his brother Dave who live in Japan now but he hasn’t responded, I have an extensive record collection from this scene and have many New Zealand pressing but few original uk pressings which I would love to get a hold of. Another interest is jrpg game’s exclusively on the PlayStation 1, I have original copies of a lot of the games and play them often. I have an interest in the sufi religion and own a small library of poetry and various books, I have visited the local Naqshbandi sufi order but I didn’t like it, too corporate.
I don’t want to explain any more of my interests right now and I’m generally not interested in sharing this

why did the girl have an axe and that
what was she chimping out about actually

>>214479256
Her mum is a crackhead

Sir Stamp Duty

>>214478162
they're all off-the-boat migrants with shoddy certificates and all they do is click through NHS pages for info to retell to you

messaging the gf and the ex gf simultaneously horrible horrible little man me

>>214479322
FONT

gonna get on the beers don’t judge I’ve got mental health

>>214479250
like pulling a buttplug out?

>>214479322
Once went to a concert with a gf, and one of the many girls I was texting behind her back was also there with her bf, saw me, her bf wanted to fight me, and she told him "No you'll lose".
Ended up shagging that girl too. I'm basically evil.

>>214479351
I wouldn't know

got an itchy caboose

>>214479322
threesome on the cards?

>>214479250
phoar ultrasonic turbofart on the prostate cumming
yesterday I got the weird "sharp" piss that (sometimes) haunts the urethra but in my prostate, pretty sure

Haven't had an arsewank in fucking FOREVER

>>214479322
>>214479367
You cannot suffer as a shagger. I did have a girl text and ask if I wanted to meet up once even though she had a bf, but I had a gf at the time so said no.

>>214479367
The whole arena clapped, Obama was there

on my way to the astral clock tower, you lads wany anything?

and that Obama grew up to be Beethoven

When I was in high school I had the hottest girl in my school in my bed

>>214479460
Bag of Deku nuts

>>214479407
Good on you lad. I've cheated on every girl I've dated digitally, because of my crippling porn addiction, but I've never gone all the way.
>>214479427
>>214479469
>nothing ever happens
Thank you for feeding my ego further

oh sick everyone’s talking about their imaginary gfs and ex gfs nice

when i was at high school i was a loser, i was a reject, i was a poser

who will shag the shaggers?

https://www.wilhelmina.com/london/women/development

god models are weird looking

Once dribbled the length of the pitch and flicked the ball up for myself and smashed it in the top corner with an overhead kick. A scout from Real Madrid was there but I had to tell him I couldn't go because my band had just been offered a record deal

My girlfriend cheated on me with a Brazilian (true story)

>>214479488
teachers shouldnt do that

god but also his son jesus

>>214479557
Almost as if they're selected by gay Jewish men

>>214479521
shagger's general

they really are

What should I get for dindins?

>>214479621
Aye

did you ever eat your lunch in the toilets to spare yourself the embarrassment of eating alone? i did once

i don't think this one is actually a woman

Know I'm an ugly awkward cunt because every time I share a story relating to my love life with mates or acquaintances they think I'm Billy bullshitter.

>>214479662
yeah think that's one of those funny fellers who like wearing women's clothes and pretending to be a woman.

>>214479656
I don’t really experience embarrassment, I’ve never cared how other perceive me and also carry myself with confidence. If I’m eating alone I will do it comfortably

>7300 Afghan migrants to be resettled in the UK after MoD leak

What the fuck are we thinking
Did every squaddy have 20 Afghans working for them?

>>214479646
horse cum

yeah I don't think Lola is a woman

>>214479662
how do you know that without asking them

>>214479656
fuc off Jason anime isnt real life

get it fucking MADE

>>214479714
well how else were they going to get heroin

>>214479739
Yeah that's why it says Lola, a man

>>214479739
for me its lexie

>>214479739
Find none of these women appealing.

>>214479698
You are slightly annoying as a poster

>>214479739
first the one, then the others in turn
next question

>>214479798
>>214479798
>>214479798

>>214479739
There is two lolas mate

>>214479557
>all cheblets bar about 3

>>214478038
>>214477896
>>214478092
Die out