Thread 214481061

This planet is incredible important to europeans

>>214481061 (OP)
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>>214481061 (OP)
What would happen if you dropped a lit match stick into Jupiter's atmosphere would the entire planet spark and explode

>>214481206
>a lit match stick
>in an oxygenless environment
bharat wisdom

>>214481061 (OP)
This huge gaswhore's Great Red Spot is built for my tiny human cock

>>214481229
I'm a commerce student please don't bully me

>>214481061 (OP)
>Europeans orbit around this planet.

>>214481206
No
You don't even need a match for sparks. There's thunderstorms under there
It could ignite and become a brown dwarf if it had more mass

>>214483599
EUROPA...

>>214481061 (OP)
>>214483599
>>214484519
Jupiter raped Europa tho

>>214484504
It doesn’t “ignite”. Ignition implies a chemical reaction. Stars are formed due to gravitational pressure.

>>214481229
can hydrogen ignite in space or would nothing happen?

Yupiter. not Dshupiter.

>>214484687
see >>214484664. Ignition aka combustion requires an oxidizer. So no, nothing would ever happen.

>>214481206
Nothing. No oxygen = No explosions.
There's already tons of lightning storms happening among clouds of ammonia and these lightning storms alone are bigger than the size of the earth.

>>214484504
>>214484687
You can't ignite the atmosphere on Jupiter even if you dropped million oxygen canisters into the planet

>>214484664
>>214485126
Nuclear fusion is ignited
>ESLs

>>214481206
The planet constantly explodes with astroids crashing into it so no

>>214484582
NO, JUPITER WOULD NEVER RWAPE ITS CHILDREN!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

>>214481206
Jupiter is incredibly hot, it's basically a failed star that was too small to start fusing hydrogen

pictures of jupiter and other planets freak me out
i almost spilled coffee all over my couch seeing this thread in the 'log

>>214486029
shan't be enlargening that thumbnail

>>214485987
BOO!

>>214486062
For me, its gemini home entertaining

>>214485987
When God created da solar system he gave all mass to jupiter, but since jupiter is frienly planet it give mass to other planet

>>214486062
that was one of the dumbest things I've ever watched

>>214485669
You can't ignite a chain nuclear fusion reaction even if you were to drop 1 million nukes into jupiter. It's just too big and full of dense gases that'll smother out the fireworks.

There's 0% chance of it ever happening.

>>214485987
It's normal. Playing Space Engine for the first gave me anxiety and dread because of how empty space was.
>>214486062
>Hellstar Lamia

>>214486802
They did that in LoGH though

>>214486897
Also in the 2001 Space Odyssey sequel

>>214481061 (OP)
Did you know that Jupiter comes from "Zeus, pater"

now you know

for me it's the ice giants

>>214487407
>using the misleading photo

I don't get it. how are the jews involved in this

>>214487643
What’s misleading? Pls tell me it’s not my Neppie-kun…

>>214481061 (OP)
Isn't that the Satan planet with the cube on it pol is always freaking out about? What makes it special to Euros?

>>214488873
Sorry anon but neptune is light blue

>>214487407
Probing Uranus

>>214481061 (OP)
Hail Jupiter! The Sky Father!

>>214490239
That's Saturn and it's just schizposting

>>214490497
what are the names of the planets in india and what do the names mean

>>214490543
Names of dharmic sages, they're also the names of the days of the week, in Bengali atleast.

>>214490252
absolutely disgusting

>>214490589
>>214490497
did ancient indians know about pluto and did they consider it a planet

>learn about neptune and uranus as a kid and how they're called "ice giants"
>think they're cool as fuck with solid ice as soil
>turns out ice is just a fancy name for liquid and gaseous compounds

>>214481061 (OP)
Do you guys think we could harvest the hydrogen and ammonia from gas giants?

>>214490699
We also call it pluto, so they probably didn't know

>>214490838
always thinking of cleaning supplies even on a cosmic level.

>>214490699
i dont think anyone knew about pluto untill Tombaugh. but a ninth planet has probably been thought of as a posibility going back to the early astronomers

>>214490909
KEK

>>214486802
>>214486897
I remember seeing an anime where they made an gigantic bomb by compressing the planet Jupiter into approximately 1/30000th its normal size and then triggering a chain reaction to create a black hole.

>>214490543
Technically, in hinduism there aren't explicit planets, just "lokas" or worlds/realms. There's 14 realms-7 upper and 7 lower.

There are 9 grahas or 9 celestial bodies.
Surya (Sun)
Chandra (Moon)
Mangala (Mars)
Budha (Mercury)
Brihaspati (Jupiter)
Shukra (Venus)
Shani (Saturn)
Rahu & Ketu idk what it would translate to in cosmology but they're not planets. More like positions in space.

Interesting enough, in Hinduism Shani is associated with misery, misfortune, sorrow, troubles and is portrayed as a black deity wearing a ring of clothes around his eyes so he doesn't cause misfortune to whom he looks at.

>>214490699
Nope. The only registered celestial bodies are the ones you can look at with the naked eye >>214491156

>>214491156
>wearing a ring of clothes around his eyes so he doesn't cause misfortune to whom he looks at.
what a nice guy.

also, the 7 wrealms thing reminds me of norse myth

>>214490699
Before the telescope they didn't even know Jupiter had moons.

>>214491156
>just "lokas" or worlds/realms
very aesthetic word to use for planets desu.

>>214490252
I-it’s over….