Thread 214481125

Get. Him. Booked. edition

dtfic

might lay some caltrops on the floor to get the spastic little kid always riding past my house on his bike

hate kids

despy this utterly wrecks the flow of the thread
can you not mate

>>214481185
boohoo

raping my own arse

>>214480641
as if an actress hasn't been getting molested by them since the beginning of her career lmao

>>214481125 (OP)
Imagine booking him just to beat the shit out of him when he turns up

da jooz

yes, the jews

da jooooooz

Just took a big fat solid shit
First solid shit in a long time

da jooooooooooz

fell asleep for a second then

uh oh dtfic melty

nth for the holodem

Where's mikey?

Where do you get your underwear fellas? Bought some from Primark but they are shaped weird and my cock and bollocks always pop out the side so I need new ones

Is real inflation in /brit/ain as crazy as it is here? Food and rent prices go up by 10%pa or so for the last three years.

never bought a digital game before but contemplating buying Silksong tomorrow. I take it if I want to have a physical copy of the same game when the physical version comes out I have to buy it again?

load of shite

uh oh da jooz

>>214482479
Started browsing /x/ recently and it's great, even more schizos than in /brit/

pssssh... nothing personnel... kid

Sir Charles Tyrwhitt

janny don't play about advertising or pony posts
but nonstop ai cuckspam? oh well he doesn't see that one

What did our darling Rose mean by this?

>>214482496
Yes, eating out is the worst though, it costs nearly £20 for a main course in a restaurant now outside London, not worth it in the slightest.

watching air crash investigations and the episode has a DC-10 so you know everyone on board is about to die horribly

>>214482494
last 2 sets of boxers I got from tesco, they're alright

>>214482529
who

cooked tea for the senpai, spaghetti bolognaise. sister doesn't eat meat so she had the pasta with an assortment of veg. bit of a spinning plate affair when you're trying to cook for a lot of people.

>>214482494
got some in peacocks the other day

>>214482544
Sir Poo Barmer

>>214482538
>they didn't de-ice the pitot tubes

>>214482528
tbf to him he dealt with it today
bad record but maybe hes turning a corner

Sir Adolf Hitler

>>214482551
>cooked tea for the senpai

>>214482494
Bought some off amazon about 3 years ago and they're still alri

>>214482389
>>214482424
>>214482465
>>214482503
t.

>>214482529
>tattoos
vile trollop

The Irish people have a particular affinity for black people.

M&S shirts mog Charles Tyrwhitt shirts

>>214482591
for the FAMILY, not the senpai. 4chan has filters for words like fa_m

>>214482528
another anon discovered a secret trick yesterday

Are the SAS still elite??

>>214482538
based air crash investigation enjoyer
also a fan of seconds from disaster myself

>>214482605
so do you cuckposting cretin

At what age can I start wearing French cuff shirts

silksong is less than 24 hours from being released

respect my pronouns

>>214482635
shame they never did 9/11

anyone going to try to get radiohead tickets?

>>214482672
Tattoos look fucking terrible mate

>>214482672
people are allowed to judge you yeah. tattoos are correlated with low iq and mental illness btw

Rorke buys his underwear from ______

Got nearly £1 out of thin air from my weekly CSGO drop!

>>214482672
I say this and I look like this

>>214482708
nah
probably the most overrated band that's ever existed

>scots, welsh, etc. online
>we’re victims of colonialism I hate the English!
this is really cringey please stop doing this
this is worse than americans heritage posting online

>>214482666
still need to play hollowknight me

>>214482743
They're like that irl, we live rent free in their minds

RBRS UP 26.6% SINCE MARCH

hollow night more like boring shite grow up

>>214482544
>>214482602
We all love Rose

leftypol putting the plate down for his guests saying "douzo senpai" and bowing
rorke sliding the plate across the table shouting "oagari yo"

>>214482672
see this? it means something personal to me

>>214482666
Why are people going mad about that game, is it really that good?

>>214482757
lmfao true I just ran around barely making any progress in that game for like 4 hours and quit

4chan hates tattoos because you're all fat ugly incels and nothing looks good on you

>>214482750
thought it was just ok me. didn't finish it

>>214482782
the first game is exceptional, yes

>>214482792
he said on 4chan

>>214482792
I remember you getting mad about people criticising tattoos fucking ages ago. They look shit and every mong has one now so it's not even rebellious.

>>214482792
cope
they just look dogshit
post a pic of your shitty dirty looking ink lmao

Expoodition 33 is in my top 10 games ever

>>214482792
I see more people seething about the idea that other people don’t like tattoos than people seething about tattoos themselves

I only like those Japanese back tattoos, I'm a weeb you see

every night I have an opportunity to smoke weed but don’t it feels like a wasted night

idiots love tattoos because they think it's a good substitute for a personality

>>214482672
dont mind tattoos but 90% of people get really shit ones
also less is more, no need to be tatted head to toe

Screaming
Call out the incels and a flurry of posts come in

>>214482833
What's mental is if you say
>I don't like tattoos
they seem to hear
>I don't think people should be allowed to have tattoos
it's bizarre.

got a stuffy nose

they do look like shit almost every time

>>214482862
Like with me and my luxurious beard

>>214482871
You've permanently drawn on yourself and now you call people incels for thinking that's stupid

>>214482871
post your dogshit ink mate go on

>>214482880
your leng tart sir

>>214482880
>left arm
gyal's been on road

>>214482891
thoughts on bacon, beer and coffee?

Sipping on a Ting grapefruit carbonated drink and then I'll be filling the washing machine with my smelly, sweaty clothes team

My (You) harvest is booming lmao

your favourite takeout slop?

name my band

nest kicked

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-digital-id-boats-mcfadden-blair-b2819037.html

And there it is.

Once Digital ID is implemented, and then Digital Currency, it's game over for the White race unless everyone embraces a Turner Diaries mentality.

>>214482919
based gang

>>214482908
Love, love, LOVE!

>>214482917
sad life you live

>>214482919
The Wang Kers

>>214482915
corr

>>214482880
flat as a cutting board with built-in scratch marks

I have DIY tattoos I did myself

>>214482666
Does the second game have better rest points and less annoying enemy placements?

Tapoos

Who would buy this from mcdonalds?

Sir Scum Gang
Sir Freak Hoe

>>214482844
ktim
Not just Jap ones though, China and Hong Kong chiggas got some nice ones, very intricate with nice deep colouring and shading.
Quite fond of the traditional east asian art style in general

>>214482937
this shit is boring start posting pure satire

>>214482978
don't know, haven't played it yet

The OFFICIAL /brit/ stance on Tattoos:

Arm tattoos, certain designs, are cool. They look manly I reckon, at least if you have a bit of muscle. It kinda tells people not to mess with you.

Tattoos anywhere else are usually shit, and I've never seen a decent tattoo on a woman.

wish everywhere that isnt europe would get swallowed into the sea

>>214482919
three poofs and a parade

>>214482990
me but i've not had mcdonal bekfast for ages

>>214483009
And hand tattoos

Of course 4chan likes Asian back tattoos
Nice and classy as usual. Bet you own a samurai sword bought from the town market and own a wolf t-shirt lol

>>214483003
Can you make a post answering my questions after you've played it

>>214482990
Used to be my breakfast order when I was a kid
yummy yummy, and a fruit shoot

>>214482990
>served with a lightly seasoned pork sausage batty
corr

>>214483036
monalds fast is the only thing worth getting there

>>214482951
us millennials, eh?

>>214482990
people with no self-respect

>>214483048
sure

a man at my work has a full sleeve of an american football team or it might be a basketball team

Mental how Starmer has truly fucked things so quickly.

>>214483009
womb tattoos as well as QoS/ QoH tattoos look good on women

I will collect my yous now

>>214483053
pattyman

goanna bolognese for tea

my todger rises with a great faustian spirit

>>214483091
Never seen one on a girl that wasn't 2D desu

>>214483091
oh nonono dtfic

tattoos like these and in these locations are cool, thats why they put them on cool people in movies
think about it

>>214483057
don't know why fat mongs think this, it's just eggs, hash browns which taste like their normal fries, and those weird salty as fuck sausage patties.
their normal menu is vastly superior

>>214483090
It's quite impressive honestly, they've managed to be worse than the tories in barely any time. They need to get rid of Rachel Sneeds because she doesn't have a clue.

>>214483090
I don't like to be "but le previous government" but he really doesn't have much to work with. Starmer is just continued managed decline from the Tory wreck

>>214483096
milking us for all we're worth

>>214483090
I disagree. My theory is that his regime is INTENTIONALLY trying to break the country so they can sell Digital ID as salvation.

>>214483126
I had to work out for years to get a body like this
Mental how shit natty lifting is

>>214483135
It's better value for money, I'm not a fat mong, I've had mcdonalds once or twice in the past decade.

>>214483139
I mean the easiest thing to do at the start wasn't to take away pensioners winter fuel payments.

wish i had a little slave to clean my flat

Children being slaughtered in Gaza?
Nah mate fuck that let’s talk about the real issues

lil bro is too lazy to clean a small apartment

>>214483167
That's your criticism?
All he wanted to do was means test it which is completely reasonable.
But no, we must give every boomer in the country all of our money no matter what

>>214483139
>immediately fucks over old cunts with winter fuel pissing people off
>raises national insurance to fuck over jobs and investment
Among other things, they didn't have much to work with and have made it even worse.

>>214483173
Just name Warwick Davis and be done with it you fucking coward

>>214483047
Replica Zangetsu for me, as I'm Bankai level.
You? Probably a shamshir or a stick with a pointy stone tied to the end like some kind of ethnic freak.

>>214483173
Mumberg comes over and cleans mine. Can't be arsed with her gibberish so when she finishes I just tell her to leave lol

>>214483173
um.. hi

me: has completed the Path of Pain in hollowknight
you: doesn't even know what that is

heh, nothin' personnel

>>214483211
you brute

why does leftypol keep saying the rich wants us to hate foreigners but never talk about how the rich brought the foreigners here

>>214483193
>Children being slaughtered in Gaza?
What's to talk about?
>Israel bad
Israel don't give a shit

Get me wanked

>>214483228
you: incel until you die
me: not an incel

>>214483228
well i've got the golden zote statue

Between the Boriswave and prolonging the Russia Ukraine war, Boris Johnson (a jew) has done more damage to the White race than any man since Churchill and Roosevelt.

>>214483228
me: has had sex
you: doesn't even know what that is

heh, nothin' personnel

>>214483193
GO BACK TO CORNLAND THEN YOU FUCKING MUG

wish i had a little slave to clean my arse

*wiggles at you alluringly*

I refuse to have sex

>>214483260
>ignoring Tony Blair who opened the floodgates to immigrants ruining this country and got us involved in a pointless war

just something erotic about schoolgirl outfits

Post your battlestations

>>214483243
u cute?

>>214483296
isn't this nigga a dude?

>>214483307
HIGHLAND REGIMENT

god look at her face

literally retarded

>>214482998
at least those are artistic instead of the random slop soyboys get put on their bodies

>>214483336
Trangela

>We propose a limit of between £10,000 and £20,000 per individual as the appropriate balance between managing risks and supporting wide usability of the digital pound. A limit of £10,000 would mean that three quarters of people could receive their pay in digital pounds, while a £20,000 limit would allow almost everyone to receive their pay in digital poundsfootnote [10], keeping outflows from the banking system broadly within the assumptions set out in the Bank’s earlier modelling work.

https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/speech/2023/february/jon-cunliffe-speech-at-uk-finance-update-on-central-bank-digital-currency

So if you have more than 20k saved up, it'll be confiscated?

Holy shit
They literally want permanent slavery of everyone.
This is absolutely fucking insane

>>214483160
he is natty

>>214483336
jawmogs me

>>214483336
she looks a bit like the fish man from the fortnite

>>214483320
no it's a woman

>>214483336
did she actually tax dodge or is it just gammon-bait headlines
no i will not check myself

>>214483373
>Cunliffe, who is Anglo-Jewish

>>214483336
She simply MUST go

>>214483294
Blair was a cunt but did less damage to Whites, objectively.

Johnson had immigration running at 900k per year from biomass zones like India.

Bet you voted BASED BOJO in 2019

>>214483336
Reminder that she was shagged with a pringles tube during a festival in Leeds

The lad who shits his pants, loses his mind, starts crying every time he reads a news article is very funny to me

>>214483396
corr that's tonight's wank sorted

>>214483413
Well it was him or fucking Corbyn who would have let in even more

>>214483376
Yeah he is but it's still not a great body
Pretty sure your average 1950s man looked like that

>>214483403
Every. Fucking. Time.

>>214483429
kitten's got claws >:3

>>214483436
THEY MAKE ME SEETHE
I HAVE TO POST THEM HERE

got the spotify on
we don't trust you niggas

>>214482919
new world order

People calling for Rayner to resign are the same people that defended Boris and his Tory cronies partying while people died.

>>214483396
no wonder trannies are going mental over this game
this is going to sell like hot cakes

>>214483421
Source?

>>214483336
such a senior politician who makes such a blunder (obviously not a mistake) needs to go.
of course, Liebour are corrupt to the core so i wouldnt be surprised if nothing happens

>>214483279
wouldn't even get past the cheeks

>>214483336
she looks so grotty

the way they make me seethe (the way they make me seethe)
they really turn me on (they really turn me on)

>>214483482
They were partying while we were clapping and nurses were dancing

>>214483336
I said this the other day but the Labour Party is full of jumped-up proles, former student radicals who grasped after power, repulsive cultural leftists who now serve exploitative jewish capitalism and wallow in unearned wealth. Horrible, horrible people.

We need NATIONAL SOCIALISM and rule by beautiful, handsome, NORDIC men.

Guys do you remember how bad video games used to look

>>214483501
ktim after 2 pints haha x

>>214483398
Her solicitors advised her to do thing
Turns out solicitors gave her wrong information
Shes now going to pay what was owed

Complete non story

had six sales in work today, had seven yesterday

>>214483421
source? and pictures? any videos?

>>214483501
What's hilarious is disrupting cat fights by going up to them and stroking them, I bet it fucks them right off because you've killed the mood.

>>214483560
Thanks Keir, you absolute poo barm of a man
Good luck with the whole governing thing

>>214483421
Bet she’s a fucking gusher. Legs shaking, hot and flustered and whimpering after a filthy rogering

>>214483571
I had 24
You're dragging the team down
Need you fired soon

>>214483571
the wolf of wall street, in the flesh.

>>214483451
He wouldn't have. For one, the zhids pushing immigration would've fled

>>214483571
and still no gf

>>214483403
>>214483455
i don't even have to check the early life section anymore
it's second nature

>>214483571
Applied for a sales engineer job, sounds fucking easy and you get commission, didn't hear back though.

oh more jooz posting is it wow they sure are pesky aren't they

>>214483571
wow that's a lot of blowjobs you've given
nice three quid in the pocket

Love those gangbangs where they piss in the womans arse and she sprays it into a wine glass and drinks it

>>214483560
alri camden paki?

>>214483638
oh

>>214483560
thought as much
she should get her jugs out as punishment

Thinking of playing Baldurs Gate 3 again even though I've never replayed a game. I entirely missed the Laezel and Wyll storylines.

lesbian shouting at her dog

>>214483638
For me it's when they poo into someone's bum who poos it back and it goes on ad infinitum

>>214483655
that's nice dear :)

>>214483621
Same. I instantly look at the surname, nose and facial features.

>>214483638
My favourite porn video that I can't find anymore is a Polish girl being absolutely fucking disgusted when getting fucked by a black refugee. At the start of the video his cock is so incredibly dry going in and out of her pussy but by the end of the video his cock is so unbelievably soaking wet while her face is bright red and she can barely muster a grunt.

>>214483655
Used to be into RPGs but haven't got round to playing it

>>214483389
kek

>>214483671
grow up mate

Russia won
China won
Iran won
North korea won
ZOG lost

Non-Whites will accept Digital ID without thinking, btw.

Look at a map of the petition against the Online Safety Act. London and Birmingham are very low percentage wise.

Jews and traitorous goyim capitalist want a brown 80 IQ slave class.

>>214483657
your mum giving you the business, eh?

sometimes have to stop myself from replying "screaming" to posts on other boards because they wouldn't know what i meant

>>214483729
Your virginity won

>>214483638
>>214483690
what is wrong with you heathermong is it the hair dye or something else

thing about smarmy salespeople is that they act like your pal, like the sale is in your best interest yet all they care about is their commission

yeah sure I'll buy your product if you pay me the amount you're receiving in commission, in cash, out of your own pocket thus forfeiting it. Otherwise no I will not be buying it.

Thinking of going travelling next year. Don't know the best countries for solo travel.

>>214483729
good
the sooner this disgusting “civilisation” falls the better

>>214483749
>post bradleys automatically
>occasionally you'll bump into someone off /brit/ who recognises it

>>214483729
Sir Eric Striker reckons ZOG is just running down the clock

i genuinely believe that if men got pregnant they'd never get abortions

>past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing
that age? 25

>>214483749
not even a cheeky scermaine scremas?

kinotoil looms

>>214483729
hows the job search going

>>214483779
This is how 4chan memes spread into real life [monkey_covering_eyes_emoji]

>>214483808
Master and Baiter

slippin and slidin

Just fed up with normies at work. Today, One of them referred to the migrant crisis in this country, I swiveled around in my chair, cocked my eyebrow and said "don't you mean invasion?". They just stared at me for a moment then returned to their conversation.

>>214483638
why are women so vile and fans of such deplorable acts

i know why men are but why women

>>214483808
never got this movie desu. but my boyfriend loves it

>>214483808
the lesser of two weevils screaming

>>214483783
It has 10 years left tops

>>214483779
>>214483820
great the entire internet will be bradleyposting by christmas now

>>214482919
why are they walking towards the camera

liking these new david byrne songs

>>214483840
lets have a sniff of your minge then

got one of those spots / ingrown hairs that's a good mile deep down into the skin, red and painful

tempting to just jam a needle in what I hope is the centre and ideally something pops but from experience I know with this kind it never works, you can never hit the centre, all it does is make it redder and worse

>>214483801
The sad thing is I had girlish dreams of having a wife and kids ever since I was in school. Just dealt a bad hand innit.

im going to vietnam

>>214483828
Chocolate Seal

ngl

i think my entire family

aunts uncles mum dad sisters cousins

and me

are all autistic

>>214483919
great observation

high on life

>>214483468
these niggas talkin outta they neck

>>214483757
>yeah sure I'll buy your product if you pay me the amount you're receiving in commission, in cash, out of your own pocket thus forfeiting it. Otherwise no I will not be buying it.

You mean you'll buy it if the salesman buys it for you? What are you some kind of fucking retard?

>>214483931
got dadberg a tablet at christmas
every time i go over he's playing transport simulator games downloaded from the apple store and watching those border force shows on repeat
definitely 'tistic

>>214483296
for me it's

so
what was the /brit/ consensus when linehan was arrested

>>214483638
JAV codes?

>>214483982
SEX

>>214483982
mum caught me watching bible black when i was younger
occasionally gets brought up when we're talking about our childhood

>>214484017
sexual frustration

Love how posting any random shite utterly torments dtfic as he assigns it to one of the characters living rent free in his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNMqgPeJaQ8
For me it's 80s music

I like girls with tramp stamps. I need that impulsive Puckish energy in my life.

>>214483967
No I'll pay the full price of the product out of my own money. But only if the salesman forfeits his commission. That means I want to see written documentation outlining what sales commission he makes on every sale and I want to be paid that money by him, not his employer, out of his own pocket so that his net gain on the sale is nothing.

If he is really that certain his product is a right fit for me that he's willing to sell me it for no personal gain then I'll buy it. If not, I'm not interested in hearing his spiel that serves only to further his own gain and my expense.

know any good kebab shops?

Gyökeres is a demon in Fantasy League.

kill everyone a million times each

>>214484058
looooool

>>214484058
omds

>>214484115
Is that an orc?

>>214484096
you pick

you pick

>>214484129
*presses the obviously-broken-by-now-ofcom button*

>>214483982
>>214484058
mad how iconic bible black is that a single frame of side characters is enough to know what it is

cant think of another hentai like that

>>214484039
It's a legalporno thing

>>214484174
such a shame the rights were lost, it would've been a bigger IP than taimamin. still mad some new testament girls weren't saved

>>214484160
A and B are the same.

>>214484099
He pays you for the privilege of of advising you what product to buy?
You are a fucking mong

the lion cares not for laws about texting while driving

>>214479798
>>214479798
>>214479798

Just finished Dark season 2, and I shall not be watching season 3. What a shitty ending - when death can be undone with the old alternate reality trope, then how can anyone feel anything at a characters death?

>>214484292
>>214484292
>>214484292

>>214484286
Kill yourself you worthless cunt